The Sea Hates Us: The Stingray (816 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.5 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TToM: 60% Extra Squeeee With This Purchase (View user info) at 2008-03-21 17:32:08 EDT
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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87019
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
feels*
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crikey!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-22 13:02:47 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They're getting some press lately, roll on Stinger the movie, kinda like Jaws but not.
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Cue Samuel L. Jackson: "I'VE HAD IT WIT' DESE MUTHAFUCKIN' STINGRAYS ON DIS MUTHAFUCKIN' BOAT!"
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
squee.
Their skin feel sooooo cool.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-23 04:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
once, while scuba diving off Anacapa Is., i jumped off the dive boat and landed right on the back of a fucking giant Manta Ray
i couldn't get back on the dive boat fast enough
the swells were so large that it was changing the atmosphere below
we were lucky that only one person died that day
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-22 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They're getting some press lately, roll on Stinger the movie, kinda like Jaws but not.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-22 13:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-22 10:29:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
The report I read said the bard stabbed her neck.
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I would like to clarify I meant barb. Shakespeare hac nothing to do with the incident.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-22 11:21:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I guess it's hard to elaborate on a story like this, but nice try.
This article failed to mention that the boat was traveling at 60 mph when the incident occurred, and that the speed of the average leaping stingray is 30 mph, so the combined force of impact was 100 mph.
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60
+30
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100?
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Okay, you got me. I made all that shit up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The report I read said the bard stabbed her neck.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Zoo in Tampa has a 'Pet the Sting Rays' exhibit. I suspect they are not Stingrays at all, but either Skates or Manta Rays. Either way, they still grab shrimp bits off your hand like they're owed them.
You, like me, have a cool job.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just for the "waggle"
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I guess it's hard to elaborate on a story like this, but nice try.
This article failed to mention that the boat was traveling at 60 mph when the incident occurred, and that the speed of the average leaping stingray is 30 mph, so the combined force of impact was 100 mph.
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60
+30
=
100?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i once knew a girl called maria
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I guess it's hard to elaborate on a story like this, but nice try.
This article failed to mention that the boat was traveling at 60 mph when the incident occurred, and that the speed of the average leaping stingray is 30 mph, so the combined force of impact was 100 mph.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-21 20:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-21 20:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
smells like low tide round this bitch carson
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+2 to counter this little bitch. It would have been a +2 anyway, but I like having extra reasons.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-21 20:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
smells like low tide round this bitch carson
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the one at the end, that translucent stingyray, kinda looks like a flattened, armless salamander.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yoooooou can remoove their baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarbs
i just watched a show on ghosts, sorry. you can remove their barbs so they cant fuck you up.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
waggle waggle waggle
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-21 18:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Christ! My folks take Caribbean or Bahama Cruises every other year. They went on one and my father went wading with the stingrays. He even reached down into the water and petted one of the bastards.
I'm going to have to forbid them from playing with the stinging sea beasties from now on.
And, as always, +2 Squeee!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-21 18:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not up to par for you.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-21 18:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks man. I needed more squeeeee today.
Do you think that when the sting ray hit her it's wings wrapped around her head and flapped in the breeze like tassels? That's how I see it going down.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that wasn't no stingray. it was a spotted eagle ray.
stop spreading misinformation, fox news.