Proof? (817 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: -0.5 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by John Rudolph <jrudolph.at.servicemax.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-21 19:20:09 EDT
O.K.,
Here's a couple of pics. One is of me in 1976 holding a cigarette kinda like a girl, the other is of me just gawking.
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:49:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-23 00:14:31 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, too.
Submitted by jrudolph (user info) at 2008-03-22 23:52:08 EDT (#)
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Eugene Levy? CHeck it out yourself. He is Canadian too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Levy
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-22 23:42:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 21:29:15 EDT (#)
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You remind me of the old guy from American pie movies. I can't be assed to remeber his name.
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I think you mean Eugene Levy.
Submitted by jrudolph (user info) at 2008-03-22 23:32:41 EDT (#)
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American pie movies? Pie is a Canadian invention, like the Blackberry, the Radio, the Telephone, the white line in the middle of the road and basketball. I'll drop by the black market shop in town where they sell illegal foreign films and see if they have that series. I would hate for the CRTC to bust me with it though. Does it have French subtitles? We write in English but everything else is French here and some Russian.*
*Some of that stuff I just wrote is not true.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 21:29:15 EDT (#)
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You remind me of the old guy from American pie movies. I can't be assed to remeber his name.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:45:32 EDT (#)
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If I have it right Uber folks are the typical creative, off the wall, seriously sharp, slightly nuts types that keep this world balanced.
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Guess again!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:15:59 EDT (#)
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I think this guy is Bubba's twin brother.
They seem to share a brain.
Submitted by jrudolph (user info) at 2008-03-22 18:10:44 EDT (#)
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Rob, Thanks for the kind words.
My pic is too big? Thats a small one. it's suitable for framing or transferring to T-Shirts or even wall sized murals. When I finally do get to run this spinning orb I'll need lots of those murals. And I'll need people to run the Army and Navy and Air Force and most of all a director for the ballet company that will be able to dance in the shape of my face when viewed from above.
I'll hang around here for a while but I've got this crazy busy life. The Uber crowd remind me of my friends before I got serious and started reproducing myslef and running a business. If I have it right Uber folks are the typical creative, off the wall, seriously sharp, slightly nuts types that keep this world balanced. My friend Carl used to go to school wearing a nurses outfit and carrying a big net. Someone asked why he did that. He said "So I can find out who the mean people are". They had no idea why he taped a plastic animal to his shirt or wore a hardhat but he was as sane as they come.
I still think that Monty Python was the best though. We live in sad times.
THis really is a unique site. Some folks could use a bit of anger management (I am not reffering to Donovans rant. I would have done the same if I saw things as he did). That Gahndi quote is the best.
Submitted by jrudolph (user info) at 2008-03-22 17:55:40 EDT (#)
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Shlongy... I'm not screwing with peoples live. I want to really really badly but my wife won't let me grow a beard or even one of those forever endearing little upper lip patches so loved by dictators in the latter part of the last millenium. So, instead of screwing with people I'm going to dedicate my life to helping people with dry skin to accept themselves and move on. And ya sure the 60 minutes thing. What the heck is 60 minutes? I'm in Canada, we have metric time here. Remember, we share a border with mother RUSSIA. So we have metric measurements and Ford trucks. Just hedging our bets.... Haven't you heard of our favorite national show entitled "This hour has 22 minutes"? So I'm shaking in my mukluks. See the ice cubes? That's me sweating. I wish we had smellovision but I'll be dead before that arrives. If we did you could smell the sweat of fear that I am excreting. Sixty schmixty.. go metric.
What did you call me? I am OLD. So have a little respect please. If you were any younger you would be sperm. You are coming to a gunfight with a knife young feller.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:54:28 EDT (#)
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You handled this entire event in the most impressive of ways. You seem like a really enjoyable human being.
I hope you stick around.
This picture is WAY too fucking big.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 12:10:19 EDT (#)
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On a side note- I LOVE how this is under 'dumb jobs'
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2008-03-22 11:37:41 EDT (#)
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All this proves is that you need to moisturise...
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-22 10:52:11 EDT (#)
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Far closer look at your face than I ever wanted
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-22 10:01:58 EDT (#)
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So....you're the cocksucker who's been screwing with people's lives in Canada.
I'm sending this post to "60 Minutes".
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:16:48 EDT (#)
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I have a really nice monitor, and that's how I can tell you that that the flake of dead skin on your face near the bridge of your glasses is heavy with cancer. Go immediately to the hospital and perhaps they can... sorry, too late.
Submitted by jrudolph (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:13:14 EDT (#)
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Ja, I don't shave my nose but yanking nosehair is a fulltime job that requires special equipment that I found on a vacation in Germany. The pic was taken there. And yes, there are a lot of scary things there. Like giant beer kegs that you could drown in and the scariest gargoyles just hanging off buildings.
I got my teeth fixed after that pic. They look a lot better now. My next challenge is that flap of skin that old fat guys get under the chin. I've heard that sphincter control becomes an issue at some point but so far everything seems to be holding.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:01:10 EDT (#)
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I love you.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:00:57 EDT (#)
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Wait
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:00:27 EDT (#)
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I'd take a wet dump in that mouth.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:46:04 EDT (#)
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i can see your pores, furry.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:29:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:23:24 EDT (#)
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He's refering to his posts in my thread, which I swear are not alter shenanigans. Bart can certainly prove this through an IP check.
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yeah, cause bart has ever done that--even once. what empty bullshit.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:27:57 EDT (#)
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oh, fuck no. you lost all free passes after that picture debacle.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:41:37 EDT (#)
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can i have a job?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:11:51 EDT (#)
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Have you started shaving your nose yet?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-03-21 21:23:36 EDT (#)
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Holy fucking big picture, McFly.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-21 21:00:05 EDT (#)
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Was this so we could see the stubble on your face and know you are a man?
Also, your eyes are strangely widely opened, it looked like either:
1. You saw something scary.
2. You shit your self.
3. Both.
Submitted by Gravity_Purple (user info) at 2008-03-21 20:38:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:22:40 EDT (#)
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Y HELLO THAR GIANT WALL OF PICTURE
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I'm still giggling at that and I'm not entirely sure why.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-21 20:08:27 EDT (#)
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that's hilarious when you scroll down and holy fuck
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-21 20:06:43 EDT (#)
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I care? WHY??????????
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:46:16 EDT (#)
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IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGH
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:40:17 EDT (#)
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this is all kinds of lame
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:32:11 EDT (#)
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dont bother reposting
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:27:14 EDT (#)
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Forensic, yes it is.
And John the only way people will believe you here is for you to post a picture of yourself with your name clearly legible on a piece of paper. Internet rules and all.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:26:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:22:40 EDT (#)
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Y HELLO THAR GIANT WALL OF PICTURE
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4 reelz.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:25:43 EDT (#)
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So is it him, Donovan?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:23:24 EDT (#)
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He's refering to his posts in my thread, which I swear are not alter shenanigans. Bart can certainly prove this through an IP check.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:22:40 EDT (#)
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Y HELLO THAR GIANT WALL OF PICTURE
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:22:14 EDT (#)
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Resize the image.