Video Camwhore (1069 hits)
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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-03-21 23:18:46 EDT
Not a Rick Roll... I promise.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0o4BT7D9a20
-BH
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fuck me running. Hats off to you dude!
Keep working on it, you will rock out doing just fine. I'm impressed. Very.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like I said though this was my 4th time on stage and the first taping, I thought I was absolutely terrible, BUT, that is also because I am my own worst critic.
Nothing anyone says can be harsher than what I have said to myself.
But I will say this: I am doing a shit ton better than the people who say I suck but have never stepped up themselves.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've got to be honest, this wasn't very funny, but way to go etc.
I like that people are getting upset about a slightly jerky camera, what the fuck is wrong with you? Not able to look at moving images? Man up, bitches.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
believe it or not that was with STEADY SHOT ON....the guy holding the camera was up next after me so he was really nervous and hence the shaking, also he was laughing and that didn't help. Thankfully most of my routine is not visual and you can just listen to it without the epilepsy inducing shaking.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made it about a minute before it just got too uncomfortable (and the camera phone was shaking too damn much, get someone else to do it next time).
This +2 is merely for having a gigantic set of balls.
Cheers.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quite determined.
I was supposed to go out and perform tonight but Mr. Never gets sick got called out at Easter dinner by his parents. Apparently I have a look about when I am not feeling well.
So I did not perform tonight...but next Sunday is MINE!!!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i showed some friends your video and they fucking laughed their asses off
i feel quite sure you will misinterpret that statement but that may be for the best since you seem determined to continue your present course no matter what mr titanic of comedy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I masturbated to it. Twice.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-23 19:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in a weird way so am I... that pteradactyl shit was hot.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-23 13:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Between Circe and Orphelia, I am SO turned on right now.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-23 10:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want Ballare to video me and call me a stupid cat and babytalk at me while I roll on the floor.
That would make me happy.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-23 09:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn...
that was fucked up....
the pterodactyl sex was....
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-23 04:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-23 08:24:26 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lied about not being able to find the pterodactyl porn; here it is! http://www.heaven666.org/when-pterodactyls-attack-19295.php (NSFW, obviously.)
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Ballare, I think I could be in love with you. Let's swap naked pics and have web cam sexy time :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-23 04:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:29:34 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have some balls.
Ballare, I know you are not but, danm girl, you sound like a fat chick! :)
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A fat chick has a certain sound? Wow! Does a guy with a small weenie have a sound, as well?
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Yeah, fat chicks sound like they are chewing toffee. Or just sound like men.
Men with small dicks sound like my ex. Sorry Staff Sergeant Andrews but you know it's true. :(
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-23 04:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lied about not being able to find the pterodactyl porn; here it is! http://www.heaven666.org/when-pterodactyls-attack-19295.php (NSFW, obviously.)
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-22 22:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's funny is more people have seen me online than they have in person.
1st show: 9 +staff and other comics
2nd: 12 +
3rd: 16 +
4th: 15 +
fun
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have some balls.
Ballare, I know you are not but, danm girl, you sound like a fat chick! :)
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A fat chick has a certain sound? Wow! Does a guy with a small weenie have a sound, as well?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Atta boy!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-22 14:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa, seeing as I've never actually done a search for rule 34, that site is totally new and awesome to me.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-22 13:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I lose some nerd street cred for having to look up rule 34... however once I read it I new what it was, just didn't know the name.
Anyways..
www.rule34.com was one of my results... fucked up shit in thar
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-22 13:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ballare: The stills from the ET porno were just over the top...I was fascinated and repulsed at the same time.
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Yeah, I've found some pretty "what the fuck?" things on the internet but that's definitely in the top ten. That and the pterodactyl porn I saw a little while ago, but can't find any more. Rule 34 though, eh?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ballare, I know you are not but, danm girl, you sound like a fat chick! :)
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Shit dude that's my talking-to-cats voice. In reality, I sound like a man.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-22 11:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are we racing youtube videos? this is my only one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yqfXE4Scmc8 [read: LOOK AT MY CATS, LISTEN TO MY ANNOYING VOICE]
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Your cat is too fat.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-03-22 11:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awkward
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ballare: The stills from the ET porno were just over the top...I was fascinated and repulsed at the same time.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have some balls.
Ballare, I know you are not but, danm girl, you sound like a fat chick! :)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where are we going? who goes, 'ready, set, go, bang!'? DO WE HAVE TO WEAR PROPER SHOES?? I DON'T OWN PROPER RUNNING SHOES
are we racing youtube videos? this is my only one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yqfXE4Scmc8 [read: LOOK AT MY CATS, LISTEN TO MY ANNOYING VOICE]
I think you win :(
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You show immense sack by getting up there in the first place.
I speak in public occasionally but I do so to advocate a point of view and state facts. My 'audience' is required to listen to what I say.
You, up there on your own and hoping to entertain; you have to capture and retain their interest. For having the juice to even try it I commend you.
That said: practice, practice, practice. You have a good foundation.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get some rest before sunday morning when you gotta roll that stone away from the entrance there chiefarooni
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
considering the massive massive audience of 12 a few laughs is good.
dude from a few weeks back, totally dropped the room, he was funny till he busted out the wigs and guitar.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*GONG!*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94657
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brian? Brian Hale? BUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
let's see that makes, rad...mickginny......kaos.............and you. Brian hale. hang on it's a stage name right? like Bruce Arena. No wait that's his actual name. Slightly less dumb than brian hale but just as real.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 fortitude
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jewish foreplay got a wee bit of a chuckle.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, i love how in the beginning you get the crowd on your side by telling them how bummed you are at being there.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, if it means anything, the mc seemed as much a novice as you. plus, he dressed like a douche.
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing
defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer and Apu
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
After seeing myself I really wasn't happy with my presentation at all.
I have a totally new 5 mins for this Sunday, and it is material that is truer to myself than that performance was.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy crap are comedy clubs lame. they still look like they did in 80's hbo specials.
by the way, this is painful. "stalker curious" was the best of it
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I started to get seasick after about a minute. I'm sure the rest of it was very funny, though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well look at you.