What the Fuck Are We Doing? (2246 hits)
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Submitted by X54 (View user info) at 2008-03-22 00:28:14 EDT
It's been five years. Five hundred billion dollars and counting. Thousands of lives. And those fuckers still can't get along. How much longer are we going to babysit them? Because, you know, when we finally do get out of there, whether it's a year from now or a hundred years, they'll go right back to what they've always done: killing each other in big, bloody bunches. Vying for control and avenging past slights and injuries. Meanwhile, the liberals are making monkeys of us, Russia is laughing at us and China is loving every minute of it, nudging North Korea with one hand and creeping toward Taiwan with the other. It's time to get the fuck out of Iraq. Iraq is another Mid East albatross around our collective neck. (Can you guess what the other one is?)
A wise British Colonialist once said, "There are two ways to deal with an Arab: either your boot is on his neck or he's at your throat. Someone like Saddam Hussein will eventually gain control in Iraq because that's the only type of leadership those assholes understand. A Western-style democracy won't last a year without the US military to prop it up. Just like Afghanistan.
You know what I think is going to happen? We'll eventually have to turn the whole fucking litter box over to someone like Saddam or the old Shah of Iran. And then we'll get blamed for propping up another "brutal dictatorship," even though they'll pretend to have elections and all that shit. The fucking libs will be short-stroking it all over the place, pretending to be outraged at all the human rights abuses happening under "our bastard." And then some asshole like the Ayatola will take over, just like what happened in Iran, and it'll be the same fucking story all over again. Fuck!
$12,000,000,000.00 a month. Fuck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcjLEwZqcQI
http://www.obleek.com/iraq/index.html
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:36:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:08:23 EDT (#)
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If you don't mind my asking, what is your plan? It sounds a little ominous.
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I don't mind at all. My plan isn't ominous in any way. I'll redistribute some investments and minimize debt-reduction efforts, make sure any commodities that may become scarce are in hand, adopt a Mexican kid and have her buy land there, that kind of stuff. No big deal.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2008-03-25 05:58:43 EDT (#)
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in all seriousness, if you took the money spent on trying to tame
the sand niggers to get their oil you could have made a serious dent in
rolling out hydrogen infrastructure by now... wake up america you are only doing yourself harm,
keep the money and just bomb the fuckers from time to time so they understand what will happen
if they try to buy or manafacture nukes. more to the point if the price of oil goes down the toilet
they have no power and are no longer a problem.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-25 03:55:45 EDT (#)
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GUYS I'M DEPRESSED
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-25 01:34:04 EDT (#)
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Hell yeah I got a job muthafuckas, I'm stanky rich
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:10:01 EDT (#)
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Uber is chock full of intelligent beings. Reviewers and posters alike.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:54:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:56:28 EDT (#)
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OH COME ON GUYS, NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING
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I wasn't trying. Kind of like the last guy that picked up your mom. Or the last one hundred guys before that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 14:22:43 EDT (#)
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It's been five years. Five hundred billion dollars and counting. Thousands of lives. And those fuckers still can't get along. How much longer are we going to babysit them?
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Sadly the first thing that popped into my head when I read that block of text was, "Yeah, Apollo and Caul will NEVER get along..."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:56:28 EDT (#)
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OH COME ON GUYS, NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:13:06 EDT (#)
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What the hell is an Iraq?
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It fucked Method's mom.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:13:06 EDT (#)
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What the hell is an Iraq?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:15:43 EDT (#)
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I think I'm going to be sick!
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/03/0324_george_bush_getty.jpg
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:18:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-24 02:40:57 EDT (#)
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My parents live in China. They have no political interest in the war beyond how it affects their access to energy (oil). The Chinese are a very pragmatic people, not really prone to the machoistic postering that characterises American foreign policy.
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Machoistic posturing. Machoistic postering sounds like what happens around here.
That's a laughable statement. The Chinese are almost as bad as the North Koreans when it comes to machoistic posturing. All right, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, but just ask the Taiwanese. Or what about the incident a few years ago when they crashed into our radar plane and then held the plane and the crew hostage after it made an emergency landing?
But even if you assume they are strictly pragmatic, it's in their best interest to see US influence on world events weakened by the war. Which is what's happening.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:36:56 EDT (#)
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ETS-TASTIC
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-24 06:45:06 EDT (#)
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Everyone is pragmatic, phallic. You could buy an xbox over a PS3, because you this xbox has better games and you want to save money, and that would be pragmatic. You could buy all three gaming systems and a computer, because you don't want to miss any of the good games, and that would be pragmatic. You could buy a dog over a loaf of bread, because you never plan on feeding your kids anyway, and that would be pragmatic.
You could start a war in iraq, because you want to protect your oil interests, and that would be pragmatic.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-24 02:40:57 EDT (#)
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My parents live in China. They have no political interest in the war beyond how it affects their access to energy (oil). The Chinese are a very pragmatic people, not really prone to the machoistic postering that characterises American foreign policy.
Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2008-03-24 02:35:51 EDT (#)
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"You know what I think is going to happen? We'll eventually have to turn the whole fucking litter box over to someone like Saddam or the old Shah of Iran. And then we'll get blamed for propping up another "brutal dictatorship,""
Usually, going from "brutal dictatorship" to "brutal dictatorship" is free. All you have to do is mind your own goddamn business. Our "fiscally conservative" party found a way to make it cost trillions of dollars. These are the same assholes who won't spare a penny for our public schools.
Don't forget. Don't let those who supported this quagmire distance themselves. Bury the fucking Republicans in November.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:57:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:30:09 EDT (#)
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"China is loving every minute of it"
You don't really know, uh, anything. Do you.
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You disagree?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:30:09 EDT (#)
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"China is loving every minute of it"
You don't really know, uh, anything. Do you.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:08:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 16:55:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 15:49:34 EDT (#)
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Do you reeeealy think one party is any better than the other? Do you reeeeeeeeeeealy think either party gives a fuck about you or me or this country? Give me break.
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X54 - No, of course I don't reeeealy think either party has anything other than their own agendas in mind. Thing is, what's made public of the Libertarian and Republican agendas coincides with my agenda a lot better than does what the Dems and Socialists make public. Thus I vote Libertarian and/or Republican, and make sure I have a plan in case this nation that generally takes "Survivor" more seriously than the Presidential race makes another electoral mistake.
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Well, I agree with you that the Republicans talk the talk on more issues than the Democrats. And I too have voted Republican or Libertarian all my voting life--including for Bush, twice. But God damn it, they sure as hell don't walk the walk any more. They're supposed to be the party of fiscal responsibility and sound foreign policy. They say one thing and do the opposite. What's the point of voting for their agenda if all they're doing is paying lip service to it?
How's that saying go? "A conservative is a liberal that got mugged," or something like that? Well there ought to be a corollary: "A liberal is a conservative who voted for George Bush." Because that asshole mugged every one of us. And if McCain is bent on staying in Iraq for another hundred years, then I'm sitting this next election out. Fuck'em. Fuck me.
If you don't mind my asking, what is your plan? It sounds a little ominous.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 16:55:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 15:49:34 EDT (#)
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Do you reeeealy think one party is any better than the other? Do you reeeeeeeeeeealy think either party gives a fuck about you or me or this country? Give me break.
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X54 - No, of course I don't reeeealy think either party has anything other than their own agendas in mind. Thing is, what's made public of the Libertarian and Republican agendas coincides with my agenda a lot better than does what the Dems and Socialists make public. Thus I vote Libertarian and/or Republican, and make sure I have a plan in case this nation that generally takes "Survivor" more seriously than the Presidential race makes another electoral mistake.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-23 18:40:19 EDT (#)
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Somebody fax this the Washington, post haste!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 16:56:05 EDT (#)
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Reeeeeeeeeeally.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 16:55:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 15:49:34 EDT (#)
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FilledWithHate - this and nothing more.
I recognize the source of the 'facts' you put forth below. I've read the New York Times and Washington Post and AP articles on the cost/intent/duration of the war as obviously you have. But unlike you, I didn't stop reading with the liberal side of the issue. An informed opinion is a balanced one with all pertinent facts weighed before a decision is made. Mine is an informed opinion; yours is not.
As to the outcome of the election in November, well, it's clear you'll be voting against the Republicans because you don't like President Bush. That's simply idiotic. He's not running this time, you know? If you would cast your vote intelligently, read up on what all the candidates are saying, and look at their experience and voting records. Are you aware that your hopes for a Dem future, Clinton and Obama, have less than eight years combined federal-level experience? You weren't aware of that inconvenient fact until just now, were you? And you want that kind of polictical noob to be running the the most powerful nation on Earth? I wouldn't hire an engineer to work at my firm with only eight years of experience because they aren't ready for even that level of responsibility. Your party is as blinded by emotion as you are, and if your party should win in November the country will in short order be the worse for it. When the war comes home, will you fight?
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Do you reeeealy think one party is any better than the other? Do you reeeeeeeeeeealy think either party gives a fuck about you or me or this country? Give me break.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-23 15:54:40 EDT (#)
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I want Clinton to win the general election, if for no other reason, then I want Bill back in a seat of power. Economic surplus ftw.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 15:49:34 EDT (#)
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FilledWithHate - this and nothing more.
I recognize the source of the 'facts' you put forth below. I've read the New York Times and Washington Post and AP articles on the cost/intent/duration of the war as obviously you have. But unlike you, I didn't stop reading with the liberal side of the issue. An informed opinion is a balanced one with all pertinent facts weighed before a decision is made. Mine is an informed opinion; yours is not.
As to the outcome of the election in November, well, it's clear you'll be voting against the Republicans because you don't like President Bush. That's simply idiotic. He's not running this time, you know? If you would cast your vote intelligently, read up on what all the candidates are saying, and look at their experience and voting records. Are you aware that your hopes for a Dem future, Clinton and Obama, have less than eight years combined federal-level experience? You weren't aware of that inconvenient fact until just now, were you? And you want that kind of polictical noob to be running the the most powerful nation on Earth? I wouldn't hire an engineer to work at my firm with only eight years of experience because they aren't ready for even that level of responsibility. Your party is as blinded by emotion as you are, and if your party should win in November the country will in short order be the worse for it. When the war comes home, will you fight?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-23 14:26:47 EDT (#)
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Why is Bush actin like he trying to get Osama?
Why don't we impeach him and elect Obama?
common, 2004
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 12:42:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-23 12:26:26 EDT (#)
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The cost of the war coupled with propping up Iraq's government exceeds 500 billion easily. The low ball park figure is 1-1.5 trillion. I just realized at 500 billion you had no idea what you were talking about. Thanks for playing.
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touché.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-23 12:26:26 EDT (#)
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The cost of the war coupled with propping up Iraq's government exceeds 500 billion easily. The low ball park figure is 1-1.5 trillion. I just realized at 500 billion you had no idea what you were talking about. Thanks for playing.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 11:55:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-23 11:01:51 EDT (#)
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It's taken you 5 years, but you've finally managed to get a clue.
Well done for voting the prick into power.
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No shit. Actually, I'd kind of forgotten the war was still going on. I was driving downtown the other day and ran into a big traffic mess because of some asshole protesters. I asked one of them, "What the fuck are you protesting now?"
This lady said, "Today's the fifth anniversary of the war in Iraq."
"The war in Iraq? Is that still going on? I thought we won a long time ago."
Then she started in on human rights abuses and that kind of shit so I left her in a cloud of exhaust from my Hummer. But I checked the internet later on that night and sure enough, it's still going on. We're still over there.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-23 11:47:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-23 00:18:36 EDT (#)
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I stopped reading at 500 billion to be honest. It became apparent you had no idea as to what you were talking about. I'd say I am somewhere above Einstein and slightly below the all elusive Fundamental theorem of everything science is trying so hard to find. Possible above it, I'm not sure as I'm too lazy to discover it.
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Of all the things to disagree with in my post, I find it pretty fucking astounding that you'd pick the cost. Is your head that far in the sand? How much do you think it's cost, Einstein, and where do you get your number? Do a google search on the topic and you'll find I'm right:
http://www.nationalpriorities.org/costofwar_home (500 billion)
http://zfacts.com/p/447.html (500 billion)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/11/16/AR2007111600865.html (a trillion)
http://money.cnn.com/2008/01/10/news/economy/costofwar.fortune/?postversion=2008011112 (500 billion)
etc. etc. etc.
The cost of the war is not in question. We're spending 10 to 12 billion a month on it, and have been for five years. And recall that the original estimate was less than 100 billion. Add that to the long list of lies you've swallowed. Have another cup of Kool-Aid, baby.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-23 11:01:51 EDT (#)
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It's taken you 5 years, but you've finally managed to get a clue.
Well done for voting the prick into power.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-03-23 05:09:43 EDT (#)
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It was always obvious that skrap was a Bushie, especially with the arrogant smugness that radiates from his every post. You can tell when he labels his opponents "childish and boorish" when his ilk like Noodles call someone who disagrees with him "a fag". And with all his research, none of which he can produce. Very deep, very intellectual, very impressive. I am just shitting myself thinking what he will write next.
There is some basic research out there. A couple of facts....
1) The war was sold to the American public based on an imminent threat to the US due to Sadaam's WMD. This was the entire content of Colin Powell's speech to the UN. Every statement he mad has proven false. No WMD were ever found. No evidence of any threat by the Iraqi regime was ever found. For God's sake there were weapon's inspectors in Iraq at the time who could not find anything. And the nuclear weapons inspectors, the IAEA, had completed inspections and concluded Iraq was nuclear free. Despite this, the Administration made several "mushroom cloud" references.
2) The Pentagon cost estimate for the war was ~$50 billion. There was even the famous declaration by Wolfowitz that the "Iraq could potentially pay for its own reconstruction". An alternative view from a Pentagon staffer that the war could cost $200 billion and he was fired for this statement. Wolfowitz was made President of the World Bank until he was removed for favoritism involving his girlfriend. The war has cost $500 billion in direct costs thus far, contributed to the high cost of oil, and will potentially cost $1 to 3 trillion, including >$100 million in expenses for VA health and disability for the 30,000 badly injured but surviving US soldiers. While the currently growing economic mess was a consequence of the mortgage meltdown, a major contributor is the weakness in the US dollar and associated problems caused in part by our massive government debt.
3) The war itself has been not only a tactical mess, but a strategic disaster. You say you have "some issues" with how the war has been fought. This is a common comment from war backers; if only we had done it right things would be so awesome. It ignores the fact that this was a ridiculously complicated challenge no nation could pull off easily. But good tactics should follow good strategy. No realistic appraisal was ever made of blowback. Ultimately, the winner of this war is Iran; we have done them the greatest favor by removing a threat to them, one that they also thought might have WMD. Ultimately, Iraq will likely be an Iran ally. This intervention also ignored the fact that anti-Americanism would grow in the region, not contract, thereby allowing greater jihadist recruitment and eliminating any gains by direct combat. In Iraq, a US Army poll (those liberal hippies) found that 54% of Iraqis feel is it okay to shoot Americans, 85% want the US out immediately, and 99% strongly object to a permanent US presence on Iraqi soil.
4) The administration willfully led people to believe there was an association between the Iraqi regime and Osama Bin Laden and the 9/11 attacks. No such link was ever shown. Even you dishonestly suggest this when you say " I doubt it'd enter their minds until the war was brought into their yard again". Osama Bin Laden did not even like Sadaam, referring to him as "that socialist". What Osama Bin Laden did say was that he would get America to waste its "blood and treasure". In this he succeeded, by getting a slow-witted President to blunder into an unrelated war. Has it dawned on you that everything is going just the way Osama wanted it to? Perhaps this was his plan all along.
5) Where is Osama anyway? Conservatives like to say he is marginalized, hiding in some cave, but offer no evidence of this. He is almost certainly quite comfortable, not in a cave by any means, and thanks to this Administration, likely to die comfortably in his bed. Bush dropped the ball in Afghanistan, the war that actually mattered, so he could get to Iraq, which was never worth fighting for one plugged nickel or one soldier getting his thumb scratched
There are some emotion about wars, and people get mad. This is true, especially when we are going reach 4000 dead in a few days. Every life was wasted; it is all for nothing. I am sure you do support the troops in your way, but the best way to support them is to never send them on useless wars. The second best way is to admit a mistake and get out asap.
I am glad you "research, considered, and thought" about the issues, but I can't understand how you strayed so far from the truth.
So I conclude you are a fucking idiot. I am so glad you are on the other side. I wouldn't want a smug, pseudo-intellectual prick like you around.
I end with a prediction; I have been 100% right about the war thus far. Never got a thing wrong (I knew there were no WMD, I knew the war would become quagmire). I predict you clowns get buried in November, because the obvious incompetence of the last 8 years will be paid for. When that comes to past, I want you to remember who was right and who was wrong.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-23 00:56:51 EDT (#)
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i agree with skrapmetal.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 00:43:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 21:16:29 EDT (#)
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To be fair skrap never said he supported bush. He just caleld the poster a retard. I'm under the impression skrap is an aussie actually.
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Nope. 'Merican. And to be clear, I do have some issues with the way the war has been run but in general I support the President. I know, I know, it's not fashionable to do so since all the Vietnam protesters now have grandkids going to Iraq and it's easier to say "War Sucks" than to actually do anything about it. Once you get past the emotional aspect of the war and actually look at facts, there is a great risk to the Western way of life brewing in that part of the world. I am glad that the West is actively looking at and addressing that threat. I enjoy things as they are and as I have said before, I am unwilling to ignore that threat or allow it to destroy what I have worked for.
I did my time in the US Military, six years. I did not have to go to war because the war was cold at that time. Had it heated up, I'd have made steam to launch airplanes that dropped bombs that killed people. I'm glad it didn't happen then, but I am 100% behind those that are doing that job now because they are protecting the West from a very real threat. I wonder if those that would have us immediately withdraw would think that the war was over once the last soldier came home. Probably. I wonder if they'd be so pleased with the new 'peace' that they'd go live in that area. Probably not. I wonder if they'd even pay attention to what went on there after we'd left. I doubt it'd enter their minds until the war was brought into their yard again.
People like FilledWithHate allow their emotions and the horridly biased crap they watch on TV to form their opinions for them. It's easy: it means they don't have to actually research, consider, or even think. That's why I mentioned Michael Moore in my response to him - that fat slob is the grand poobah of the lowest common denominator.
I do not allow emotion and sensationalaism to form my opinions. I research, consider, and think. FilledWithHate is right; he'll not be able to dissuade me because I have researched, considered, and thought about the issue. In fact, the more he rants and spews, the more I'm glad he's on the opposite side of this issue. He just makes his side look the more foolish, childish, emotional, and boorish.
It's going to get worse before it gets better.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-23 00:18:36 EDT (#)
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I stopped reading at 500 billion to be honest. It became apparent you had no idea as to what you were talking about. I'd say I am somewhere above Einstein and slightly below the all elusive Fundamental theorem of everything science is trying so hard to find. Possible above it, I'm not sure as I'm too lazy to discover it.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-22 22:00:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 21:17:36 EDT (#)
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Also whoever posted this rivals Bush on the stupid scale. Filledwithhate seems to be down there too.
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I posted it. X54. It's right up there next to where it says, "submitted by."
I really don't know how stupid Bush is. It depends on what he's trying to do. He might be one really smart motherfucker. Because there are plenty of people getting filthy rich off this war. But not me. How about you, Doodles? Are you on the gravy train? Where are you on the stupid scale?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 21:21:45 EDT (#)
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rob_berg is also fat. And his wife is of the inflatable variety. He also loves the taste of cock. In his mouth. Cumming. And suck things of that nature.
What a fat, gay, artistic fag he is.
Except he mgiht not be. I don't really know.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 21:17:36 EDT (#)
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Also whoever posted this rivals Bush on the stupid scale. Filledwithhate seems to be down there too.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 21:16:29 EDT (#)
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To be fair skrap never said he supported bush. He just caleld the poster a retard. I'm under the impression skrap is an aussie actually.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-03-22 21:15:09 EDT (#)
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Elect Obama.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-03-22 19:14:59 EDT (#)
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Agreed with Rob, there are some evil geniuses in and associated with the Administration; I shouldn't leave this out. And Code Pink (as an example) have their share of 'tards.
I have gas, too.
And there is fuel in my car.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 18:23:29 EDT (#)
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And to honestly think the liberals are to blame for making you Americans look "like monkeys" is both simplistic and ridiculous.
Stupid people are not party specific.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 18:16:45 EDT (#)
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You come close to making a decent point, but then kinda lose it.
This war was stupid.
George W. Bush is a retard, but his administration is teeming with highly intellectual manipulative well connected individuals.
Humanity is failing.
I have gas.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-03-22 18:06:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 14:43:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:36:32 EDT (#)
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Such a post berays ignorance far beyond that of the average internet user.
The prime detraction to American Democracy is that, unfortunately, an educated and informed and well-constructed opinion is valued equally with mindless ignorant drivel. Fortunately, there are those who are capable of discerning between the two.
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Fuck you to death skrap. Fortunately, there are those if us happy to who know what an ignorant, useless fucking waste of biomoass you are. Please die to fertilize the earth; your corpse is worth more than you are.
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Hey FilledWithHate: thanks. You got your blood pressure all spiked up and started yelling and spitting on your monitor in your haste to respond, and all you managed to do was prove my point. Your vapid, hastily-arrived-at, liberal-TV-generated opinions on the subject are worth as much on Ubersite or in the voting booth as my more considered and founded ones. Your +2 cancels out my -2. Yippee. So now you can go back to masturbating to Micheal Moore propaganda films.
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Yipee is right mother fucker; you can pretend your point has been "proven" or even reality. The fact is anyone who supports the most intellectually empty and stupid President in in US history tells us a lot. Intellectually you are nothing; the shows you watch are true propagandizing, and if you were not too narrow to ever look at international news you might see that. But you will not; it is Faux News, Wall Street Journal, and Rush all the way, isn't it, dude? I bet you even refuse to read the conservatives with the intellect and the balls to dis the President, like George Will or Pat Buchanan. But they probably use kind of long words for the Bushies, after all.
Tell me does this prove your point? How about now? I know your mind will never change no matter how much proof will leap in your face. That is why I say the world would be better without you. But it won't matter; your buddy Bush has destroyed the "Republican Brand" as they say. In November, it will all be over for you clowns, all but the shitty talk radio and retarded internet sites. Have fun with that and all your intellectual "proofs", dumbass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:40:30 EDT (#)
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Danger Ranger: You badmouthed MacArthur AND The Village People?
HAVE YOU NO SHAME????
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:11:52 EDT (#)
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beat_raven never +2'd lungfish, who is a knob. That was crystle.
oops
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:11:11 EDT (#)
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beat_raven never +2'd lungfish, who is a knob. That was crystle.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:07:52 EDT (#)
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There.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:07:12 EDT (#)
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No. Fuck you. This alter stuff is gay.
Will not somebody rid me of the meddlesome alter?
User name: beat_raven
Password: trozas
Goddammit, bart.
Please insert this review two or three spaces below.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:05:15 EDT (#)
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Well thank god that is over with.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:03:06 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, beat_raven.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:02:27 EDT (#)
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What a pussy.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:01:45 EDT (#)
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Will do, sir.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:01:14 EDT (#)
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Jesus fucking Christ, Lungfish. Please to shut the fuck up.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 14:53:59 EDT (#)
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For the record, d_r is easily my favorite person here.
But I also really dig the Charlie Daniels Band, so that's not really saying much, I suppose. And I have some whiskey left, which is a far more important consideration.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 14:43:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:55:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:36:32 EDT (#)
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Such a post berays ignorance far beyond that of the average internet user.
The prime detraction to American Democracy is that, unfortunately, an educated and informed and well-constructed opinion is valued equally with mindless ignorant drivel. Fortunately, there are those who are capable of discerning between the two.
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Fuck you to death skrap. Fortunately, there are those if us happy to who know what an ignorant, useless fucking waste of biomoass you are. Please die to fertilize the earth; your corpse is worth more than you are.
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Hey FilledWithHate: thanks. You got your blood pressure all spiked up and started yelling and spitting on your monitor in your haste to respond, and all you managed to do was prove my point. Your vapid, hastily-arrived-at, liberal-TV-generated opinions on the subject are worth as much on Ubersite or in the voting booth as my more considered and founded ones. Your +2 cancels out my -2. Yippee. So now you can go back to masturbating to Micheal Moore propaganda films.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 13:00:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:00:35 EDT (#)
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and lungfish, he's a little bitch he's even got a ponytail.
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nad d_r. He plays video games.
Nad. heh
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 11:51:00 EDT (#)
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D-R hurt my e-feelings. :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-22 11:30:29 EDT (#)
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I'm making some of Hilarity_Ensue's chicken soup, or some recipe she gave me about a year ago and never tried. This shit better be good or I'm gonna punch her in the sack. H_E, if you are reading I'm adding celery and carrots to the soup. Hope you don't go ape over that.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-22 11:13:38 EDT (#)
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And just in case you haven't been paying attention, Admiral Fallon, CENTCOM commander and a lonely voice of reason with respect to Iran in this administration, last week "resigned" a year early. And now Dick Cheney is on a Mid-East vacation. What do you suppose he's doing over there?
A) Smoking hash with his Arab buddies.
B) Drumming up support for an attack on Iran to make the world even safer.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:00:35 EDT (#)
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and lungfish, he's a little bitch he's even got a ponytail.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-22 08:58:56 EDT (#)
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This would only have got a +1 normally, but have an extra one to prop you up because of little bitches like Doodles.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 07:23:47 EDT (#)
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Gurhkas are harder than apaches.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 07:18:43 EDT (#)
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Apaches are badasses, even moreso than Australians, which is saying something. I need to go to bed.
http://www.medalofhonor.com/WilliamAlchesay.jpg
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 07:11:20 EDT (#)
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Our house is pretty clean thank you, apart from the arm-twisting free trade pie in the sky stuff, our abo's living in squalor and your subprime mortgages impacting on my share portfolio, life is pretty sweet. I can't remember what sex is like and I just assume that's an american conspiracy, but I've got my health and the wallabies haven't lost a world cup since last year, so yeah it's things are good. except for snoop dog.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:54:55 EDT (#)
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Jesus, man. We left a lot of our own forces high and dry for longer than we did yours. It's fucking war, man. And I like talking about it as though I've been there. No. No I don't. That's ridiculous. Just like your blaming ordinary Americans for our government't shitiness. We're trying man. We're trying. Actually, I quit giving a shit about much once I turned 30. But this is kinda my point. Bitch all you want about others. But only after you clean up your own house.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:44:14 EDT (#)
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What you either neglected to read or failed to grasp skunk baxter was that you left us high and dry for a fucking age and a day, and we still didn't budge. But good on you for showing up at the eleventh hour, even though our high-command insisted for a year that maccarthur had his head up his arse and we were in all kinds of shit - mostly militia mind. against a squillion.
http://www.users.bigpond.com/battleforaustralia/battaust/MacArthurinAustralia.html
We held Nintendo's focus for a lot longer than was needed, and you guys benefited from your own mistakes and our fucking heads down arse up fuck you fuck everyone approach.
You need to read a bit more. Less rocks, more history. and your email.
village people.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:33:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.anzacday.org.au/history/ww2/bfa/kokoda.html
A fight to the death was expected but the Japanese, lacking sufficient supplies and fearing an American attack on their base at Buna, began to withdraw.
The Australian advance was aided by the American 32nd Division which established bases to the south of Buna while the Australians pushed on down the Kokoda [Track] and across country from Wanigela.
So we saved your grandfather. Awesome.
The kid never like the Wiggles. They creep me the fuck out, personally.
I was remiss with Australia and WWII. But you know... Badasses, without a doubt.
I don't know what you mean with you "know what I'm doing here." I'm just a little sick of all your misguided anti-American rhetoric. It's old. Blame our shitty gov't, sure. But blame yours, too. And yourself. You didn't actually buy that shit, I hope? If so, you really are a moron. But what the fuck is up with all the misguided vitriol against Americans in general Fucking grow up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:28:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:57:19 EDT (#)
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So Doodles is a political analyst and Skrap's an academic - who's intern forgot to spellcheck his review.
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IRONY
*goes back to bed
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:22:03 EDT (#)
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funny how your lot didn't trust your 'special' forces for the hard stuff. rolls eyes.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:19:59 EDT (#)
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dear faggity anne, your elected officials lied and connived and promised us free trade agreements on navel oranges and beef, as long as we acquiesced and sent bravo super trooper sas magnified force in early to secure pivotal oil and airport installations. Your little girl loves the wiggles, but I'll raise you that eye of the tiger mob. pwn3d.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:10:43 EDT (#)
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Ha ha baseball owns football.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:58:10 EDT (#)
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Dear Danger_Ranger:
*We* knew it was all a lie.
*We* (not our government) told you it was all a lie.
*You* knew it was a lie, even before we told you. And you should have known in any case, unless *you* are a retard.
*You* are still blaming *us* (that is, American people as a proxy for our government with is one and the same with your goddamn government).
*You* are avoiding my condemnations.
I'll see you're Britney, and raise you the gay guys that do that freakin' awful tv show with Captain Feathersword. Jesus holy christ.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:55:13 EDT (#)
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oops 'link'.
http://www.anzacday.org.au/history/ww2/bfa/kokoda.html
and I see what you're trying to do here daniel, I'm not a moron.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:53:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:43:24 EDT (#)
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And don't get me started on WWII. My grandfather was a real Ranger (not a Danger_Ranger) who got shot the fuck up in Africa at El Alamain.
Australians have been afraid to fight since Galipoli.
Wisely so, I suppose.
And just how many troops did Australia lose in the Pacific theatre?
Jesus.
There...you pissed me off.
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Oh excuse me fuckface, my grandfather was a rat of tobruk, the greatest fighting force ever who handed Rommell his arse and laid down the tatics for the Special Air Services, who quite frankly, make rangers/green berets/whatfuckingever look pretty fucking gay.
and here you go steven seagal, while you're bathing in your own 'historical' self importance give this a read, if it wasn't for us you would have lost a LOT FUCKING MORE.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:47:43 EDT (#)
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Dear Lungfish, regarding our email correspondence, and further the footnote* I provide (* http://www.ubersite.com/m/115711#2675588), please note that my government was indeed complicit in your countries smoke and daggers oil grab.
Your then secretary of state Colin Powell, argued succinctly and aggressively
(http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/02/20030205-1.html) that Iraq posed an immediate threat and you along with a handful of our SAS guys should unleash crusader whoop-arse on their terrorist weapons of mass destruction.
None were found, nor links to berty's cousin or anything. I fail to see how we're now accountable for believing you guys. Anyhoos, it's a massive cock up and a lot of civilians have died, which is why you were so upset in the first place. apparently. Sorry which is why YOUR *Government* was so upset, god forbid I'm not as succinct as your then secretary of state.
I see my kilie and raise you a britney.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:43:24 EDT (#)
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And don't get me started on WWII. My grandfather was a real Ranger (not a Danger_Ranger) who got shot the fuck up in Africa at El Alamain.
Australians have been afraid to fight since Galipoli.
Wisely so, I suppose.
And just how many troops did Australia lose in the Pacific theatre?
Jesus.
There...you pissed me off.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:26:20 EDT (#)
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Hall and Oates.
Heh.
I rather like early Chicago, though. Some great guitar work, there.
The point is: Your blaming us "insular" Americans for this shit, when your government is complicit, as well. "We" knew it was going to be a debacle, and *we* warned you. Not that it did any good. Your government went along for the ride, afraid to do shit-all against us. And I sure as hell didn't see much protest from you guys. There should have been. I've seen a whole hell of a lot more outrage on the part of the American people against their own government than I have seen Australians or Brits pissed off at their own governments. Bunch of fucking lap dogs. I would like to see some outrage against your own government. You're certainly seeing us Americans rage against ours. Or is this just the way it is? Too easy, man.
Yeah...we're an easy target. And I enjoy seeing it. Our government deserves it. *We* do not. *We* didn't vote for him. Until your ready to condemn your own government as it so richly deserves, indeed keep attacking our, but spare *us* your petty grievances. *You* are not going to be picking up the pieces. *We* will be paying the price for a long time.
Also, with regard to baseball. A good infielder should be able to catch a ball at 120 mph (on the ground or in the air), run quickly, hit a ball coming at 92+ mph (this ball might be curving down, or to the side, or might rise slightly), or at 80 mph (this ball could do anything); he has to throw hard and accurately; and he has to maintain situational awareness which is ever changing. An outfielder has to hit a ball 350 feet. A catcher has to sit on his haunches for three hours and catch more than 100 pitches coming at him at up to 100 pmh, seeing them through a mask. A starting pitcher should be able to throw a hundred pitches accurately ranging form 70-100 mph, making the pitches do all sorts of different things. (It hurts me to throw four at 65 mph.) Plus, the geometrics of the game are perfect.
A footballer has to run back and forth, kicking a ball.
I suppose it's so popular because among the unwashed masses because it's so stupendously simple-minded.
This week, I finished a 370-page report and a paper I have to give at a conference. I have some whiskey tonight.
<3
Oh...and Kylie Mino.. whatever. One of yours?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:49:34 EDT (#)
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HALL AND OATES!! I KNEW IT WOULD COME TO ME. hey, lungfish, do you know how to make photo's appear in little circled frames in corel because I have a kick-arse idea for a post...it doesn't involve forensic or paul revere or scotland or ttom or a hind or anything - i promise.
<bats eyelashes>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:44:03 EDT (#)
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i saw this the first time...when it was called TOMMY BOY!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:39:27 EDT (#)
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and i like you too lungfish but you gave us jefferson airplane, bon jovi and...who are those twats? They had mullets and one guy was like a fag and the other guy was like a midget latino....anyway they were fucking awful. You gave us chicago, reo speedwagon and asia, that terrible group with that steven perry? guy in it and dr hook. so please, shut. the. fuck. up. we gave you liberty after you lost your entire pacific fleet and Nick Cave.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:31:38 EDT (#)
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SHE -2 BOMBED ME BECAUSE I POKED FUN AT HOW POLARISED AND SELF-IMPORTANT YOU ARE AND YOU DON'T GET THAT WE ARE WALKING TO THE SHOPS IN THE MORNING IN OUR TH..FLIP FLOPS TO GET FRESHLY BAKED BREAD AND THE PAPER AND THEN GO LIE ON THE BEACH WHILE YOU FUCKERS ARE SABRE RATTLING AND TRYING TO TELL US WE'RE ALL IN JEOPARDY. AND BEFORE YOU START WITH IF IT WASN'T FOR US YOU'D ALL BE SPEAKING JAPANESE PLEASE GO AND GET STUFFED. MACARTHUR WAS A BALLS UP AND YOU'RE LUCKY COOLER HEADS PREVAILED OR YOU'D STILL BE FIGHTING POLICE ACTIONS IN TASMANIA. GO WATCH A WORLD SERIES OR SOMETHING YOU STUPID INSULAR SEPPO. (no offence intended but your country is the one step back in the two steps forward formula).
and stop talking down to me like you're my elder. I might be sexy and have rock hard abs but I'm older and wiser.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:17:05 EDT (#)
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Actually. Don't shut the fuck up about this. I'm missing my show.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:15:29 EDT (#)
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And your pussified governments aren't doing anything to help. And, indeed, supported this shit. Jesus. Only making matters worse. We're beating our heads against the wall, too.
And we gave you rock and roll, and blues, and jazz, and punk. And Tom Waits, who cannot be classified. You gave us Men at Work. I love you, man, but shut the fuck up about this. It's international, and your elected officials are just as guilty.
Fuck.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:13:18 EDT (#)
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:( she started it
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:02:43 EDT (#)
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And Danger. Stop pulling Forensic's pigtails. It's unseemly.
And it's time for my tv show.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 04:00:23 EDT (#)
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Vidal sees the country in the grip of a corporate-oil patch-military oligarchy. Asked if the Iraq war was an oil patch-White House deal so huge Americans can't stand back far enough to see it, Vidal replied, "Kindly Dr. Goebbels used to say that the greater the lie a government tells (and repeats loudly), the more it will be believed. Yes, it is -- was -- about oil and, of course, giving the Cheney-Bush junta's friends like Halliburton vast contracts to rebuild what we have carefully knocked down."
He told NCR, "No one will ever see all the details but the [current] crookedness is unique in our history. Enron was the first storm warning but no one realized how easily accepted that cluster of capers would be by a polity marinated in corruption -- as Ben Franklin predicted, in 1789, as our eventual fate."
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:53:44 EDT (#)
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ERIE, PA: Are your views biased by your political pary? You must be a Democrat?
Gore Vidal: We only have one political party in the U.S., and that is the property party, which essentially is corporate America, which has two right wings, one called Republican and one called Democrat. I can't say I like either of them.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:51:09 EDT (#)
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Cato, New York: In "Perpetual War for Perpetual Peace", you touch upon the character-ization of Osama Bin Laden by the Bush Administration. In your opinion, does the Administration's more recent character-ization of Saddam Hussein follow the same motif as that established for Bin Laden? If so, what are the essential common elements of the character that Bush and company have attributed to Bin Laden and Hussein?
Gore Vidal: They don't really explain anything, since they refuse to tell us about our history with the Muslim world. What they did which was clever but probably fatal was to convince 70% of the American people that Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9/11. He had nothing to do with it. He hates bin Laden and bin Laden hates him. This is the biggest lie Bush has gotten away with.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:50:27 EDT (#)
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Columbia, Missouri: Why do Americans find it so easy to contemplate war, even after Vietnam?
Gore Vidal: We are the United States of Amnesia, which is encouraged by a media that has no desire to tell us the truth about anything, serving their corporate masters who have other plans to dominate us. These wars are forgotten. The reasons for them are forgotten. We lost two wars - Vietnam and Korea. Many have forgotten that. What happens then, of course, is you make a movie like Rambo and we win on the screen.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:49:59 EDT (#)
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from 2003
Columbus OH: What, in your opinon, will be the longterm consequences (material, political, ethical, etc.) for the US of a war with Iraq--even of a war that is concluded very quickly and with few US casualties? Has the war-mongering placed the US in a position where there would be a serious loss in credibility if we do not attack Irag in the near future?
Gore Vidal: First, we have almost no credibility in the world to begin with. No need to fret about that.
The long-term consequences will probably be catastrophic for us. We're already in depression. We have the largest deficit in our history. The price of oil will go crazy during the war, which is not good for us or anyone else. We have nothing to gain and we have our economy to lose, not to mention what suicide bombers might be doing to us.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:45:22 EDT (#)
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This was all quite predictable. And predicted. Find a better news source?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:57:19 EDT (#)
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So Doodles is a political analyst and Skrap's an academic - who's intern forgot to spellcheck his review.
Regardless of this post's merit or lack of it, Iraq is a balls-up. You (we) have no business being there - given the reasons for going, and unless Crystle's god rolls a bloody great twenty-sided die and gets a kick-arse sand niggers reason bonus, you guys are either going to be in it for the long haul or drop it like a hot potato and then end up sticking sidewinders in police stations an army hq's that *you* helped build, years down the track. It's not easy being the biggest kid on the block but jesus listening to you lot still um and ah makes the rest of the planet belt its head against the wall. And we all get to pick up the scraps.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:55:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:36:32 EDT (#)
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Such a post berays ignorance far beyond that of the average internet user.
The prime detraction to American Democracy is that, unfortunately, an educated and informed and well-constructed opinion is valued equally with mindless ignorant drivel. Fortunately, there are those who are capable of discerning between the two.
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Fuck you to death skrap. Fortunately, there are those if us happy to who know what an ignorant, useless fucking waste of biomoass you are. Please die to fertilize the earth; your corpse is worth more than you are.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:36:32 EDT (#)
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Such a post berays ignorance far beyond that of the average internet user.
The prime detraction to American Democracy is that, unfortunately, an educated and informed and well-constructed opinion is valued equally with mindless ignorant drivel. Fortunately, there are those who are capable of discerning between the two.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:20:39 EDT (#)
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Doodles: "Hi, my name is Doodles."
Group: "HI DOODLES."
Doodles: "Hi. I'm Doodles and I think everybody who gets along is gay."
Group: <blinks>
Forensic: "Doodles this is Patriots Anonymous." [points at paul revere portrait]
Doodles: "can I have a cup-cake on the way out?"
Group: "NO."
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:51:52 EDT (#)
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D-R appears to be a raging homosexual. Infact Apollo Shandy and he made up a new variation of hungry hungry hippos were the goal is to get the most semen in your hippos mouth. Gay? I think so.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:37:34 EDT (#)
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this post appears to be anti-american. expect forensic to drop by, -2 you and tell you if you don't like it well just leave.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:29:20 EDT (#)
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Only 500 billion? I thought it was more like nine trillion? But I guess you know oh so much more than me in the ways of politics.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:50:56 EDT (#)
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