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At Last!! Ubermadness V, The Ultimate Contest! (762 hits)

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Rating: 0.12 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2008-03-23 18:12:53 EDT


Yes, folks, it's here at last. Many of you have been waiting for over a year,
but here IT is!!

This will be a smooth... HEY! Stop throwing that shit, you jerk. I'm only trying to..

I SAID STOP!!

Now, last year's contest was... GODDAMNIT, I said QUIT! Ouch!!

Ok, ok, I won't .. Ow!! Fuckhead......







<runs away>


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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not part of the deal.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeannnee's more than a cow; she's a horse's ass.

Enter what you wish, Apollo. You will lose, as always.

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-26 15:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I miss Ubermadness.

It brought out some really great work.



Awful, terrible, wonderful, disgusting... and great.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-03-26 02:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahaha!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'd play if it were to go again.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ubmitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:33:22 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHECK ME OUT I'M A COW



hilarious.

i'm high.



Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TIME FOR JACK TO CHEAT AGAIN!!!

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOOOL

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

EAT A FAT DICK RETARD


*runs away*
------------
You are the bane of every nylon-wearing bitch. You are a runner.
Damn you ass.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

EAT A FAT DICK RETARD


*runs away*

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh you hateful bitch. How could you?
-----------
Could I? Would I? Should I?

Yes, yes, and yes.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh you hateful bitch. How could you?

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uber.... what...ness?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeannnee's more than a cow; she's a horse's ass.

Enter what you wish, Apollo. You will lose, as always.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHECK ME OUT I'M A COW

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
That made me laugh hysterically for some reason.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LET IT DIE


















































I WAS TALKING ABOUT BUBBA BUT I GUESS THAT WORKS FOR THE UBERMADNESS ABOMINATION TOO.

EVEN THOUGH I'D ENTER.


































JACK CHEATED



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

isnt the last one still going on? It fucking feels like it.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHECK ME OUT I'M A COW

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:04:17 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lisa needs braces.
---------------------

Dental plan!

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-24 01:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com//u/ubermadness

---------------

Thanks!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Marge: What if he's crazy?

Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-24 07:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is anyone running ubermadness this year?

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-24 01:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com//u/ubermadness

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where do you find the old UM submissions?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-03-23 19:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is it just me, or does Bubba remind you of JGreening every once in a while....
-----
Shut the fuck up, Rowan.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lisa needs braces.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WE NEED MORE CONTESTS AROUND HERE.

WITHOUT THEM , HOW WOULD WE KNOW WHO THE BEST IS AND WHO SUCKS DICK?


===========================


according to last year's results there's no difference


Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

doesn't the last winner/cheater sit this out and run the contest?

in that case, let me be the first with predictions:

WINNER: horse87 by a nose
2nd Place: nrduncan
3rd Place: one of jack's uberboyfriends

LET THE CHEATING BEGIN!

speaking of which, i wonder if jack e-mailed bubba and asked him to bring up the contest in case some of the newer alters/members forgot about his "victory"

+2BUBBA

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WE NEED MORE CONTESTS AROUND HERE.

WITHOUT THEM , HOW WOULD WE KNOW WHO THE BEST IS AND WHO SUCKS DICK?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-23 19:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I once tried reading the rules page for Ubermadness.
It made my brain hurt.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-23 19:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yes

Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-03-23 19:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is it just me, or does Bubba remind you of JGreening every once in a while....

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-23 18:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i thought you were serious. i guess i should have known better but i was ready to sign up.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-23 18:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Ubermadness.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-23 18:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-23 18:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

O RLY


I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files