Happy Easter (738 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.63 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <puffiscute.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-23 20:53:39 EDT
Or is it Mazal Tov? All I know is chicks that smoke pipes and drink are always celebrating the season the right way.
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather like that picture.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-03-26 23:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be Handsome
Be Attractive
Dont Be Unattractive
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i oooze pure sex from my nipples, can be a bit shit when im feeding my baby
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-25 01:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Carlos is my hot, smoking hot bartending teacher who oozes pure sex from his pores. He gives me instructions like this: "I want you to stand over here...by me...and take the pour test. Will you do that, Lisa...for me...?" Whenever he walks by he brushes against me and his hand lingers on my back for an extra moment. I get hot and bothered when he talks about all the ways you can make a Sloe Comfortable Screw.
You know Shlongy, if you did all these same things I would be really creeped out. I guess this video explains it all:
http://www.vsocial.com/video/?d=59670
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's Carlos? What have I missed here?
Or is that your nickname for Shlongy?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-24 02:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I had smoked a pipe today instead of listening to my family talk about church while their sugar-high kids climbed all over me.
I look forward to the future, when Carlos and I will spend our Easter Sunday drinking mojitos in Costa Rica.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 21:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This makes the Zombie Jebus cry.
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But the Baby Jebus laughs the laughs of babies that will one day grow up to be horribly, horribly executed.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not actually anti-semetic, just -2 JEW was too good to pass up. I'm very easily amused sometimes.
-2 JEW!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Its like a meeting of the hobo, jakey, pipe smoking Jew birds... awesome...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-23 22:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i concur!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-23 21:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 JEW!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-23 21:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HUZZAH
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-23 21:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-23 21:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This makes the Zombie Jebus cry.