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There Once Was A Man From Nantucket (586 hits)

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Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2008-03-24 01:36:27 EDT

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 New Chemist Position Promotion for S.I. Co. Semen

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn, beat by Shadow and Skrap. Oh well, here's another -2!

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you relax your eyes and look THROUGH the text you can see a man with a bucket!

(was I first on that? I didn't read what you guys wrote.)

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

under the village chestnut tree sicosemen stands amusing himeslf by abusing himself and catching the stuff in his hands

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:38:16 EDT (#)
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There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There once was a girl from Nantucket
With a pussy as big as a bucket
I stuck my dick in and started to grin and said
"I'll need a fence post to fuck it!"

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know that guy!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:05:56 EDT (#)
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If you make the window 1196 pixels wide and stare through the screen, the text will resolve itself into a B&W photo of Goatse.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:23:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:07:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:01:00 EDT (#)
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fag below

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-24 12:00:03 EDT (#)
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Boooooo.

Submitted by DMBillies (user info) at 2008-03-24 11:29:24 EDT (#)
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...who carried his balls in a bucket. He walked on the sand with his prick in his hand, yelling "Hey, hey, hey... who'd like to suck it?"

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:10:34 EDT (#)
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who or what are you carrying on about

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:58:27 EDT (#)
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That would be me.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:45:36 EDT (#)
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when I squint, I see you riding a unicorn.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:45:12 EDT (#)
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WHO LIKED PIZZA SO MUCH HE WOULD FUCK IT

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

big ol block o text? come on thats bush league kiddo.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

His dick was so long he could suck it. As he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"

P.S. Tucker Max is the shit.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-24 07:09:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/nantucket_sucks.phtml#675

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-24 06:29:35 EDT (#)
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+2 New Enlgand

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-24 05:20:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 04:57:51 EDT (#)
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drugs induced posts rock!