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Submitted by Lostnphound (View user info) at 2008-03-24 16:02:53 EDT
In order to understand the below you must first view this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115247
I must offer my most profound apologies for your suffering whilst viewing these. The below is a direct result of the formula:
boredom + shitty MS Paint skillz x lack of enjoyment of life / the family of bunnies in my ass = GARBAGE
In the off chance that you find humor and/or enjoy these little "comics", feel free to suggest more ideas as I would love to try "drawing" them.
Ah, fuck it.
Enjoy...or don't.
User Reviews
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-30 02:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEE!?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.
Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that. And I
gotta live with him.
Bart: You're the man, Homer.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:29:52 EDT (#)
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haha, touche' salesman.
Although, I enjoy extending a scump session. If I want to get off that quick, I just box my clown.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:27:16 EDT (#)
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hey man, if she can't get off in a timely fashion why should i pay the price?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:24:17 EDT (#)
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perhaps you should re-evaluate being a two pump chump???
Just a suggestion.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:21:33 EDT (#)
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no way! i can bust a nut in like, two minutes!
my wife, who left me for another woman, can attest to how easy it is to get me off.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:12:23 EDT (#)
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Scourge, you Sir, are hard to please. Are you like that in bed as well???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:05:37 EDT (#)
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the first one got a chuckle. this one is just fucking crap, through and through.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poop is funny
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:33:09 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 New Chemist Position Promotion for S.I. Co. Semen
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:42:58 EDT (#)
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It is on my early posts. Tell away, I love a good yarn.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:32:21 EDT (#)
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what's your email? I'll send you the story. Hurty knows all about it now. It's quite amusing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:29:35 EDT (#)
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Forgiven. :)
(I am just as bad)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:18:01 EDT (#)
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Sorry Orphelia, it's a long story about that chick.
I know who it is and I know why it was done.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:12:49 EDT (#)
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Yah booooo sucks bro
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:02:44 EDT (#)
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*Then I realised, I do that all the time too*
:(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:01:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 02:46:41 GMT (#)
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+2 Because of your kindness on my post.
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i nearly -2ed everyone of your posts for that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 03:58:30 EDT (#)
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enjoyed.
Submitted by greeneyedgrl (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KEB
Submitted by greeneyedgrl (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:23:46 EDT (#)
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wow.. this is so funny. This is why ubersite is way too funny! Keep rockin sir.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:44:22 EDT (#)
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I understand it's hard to see someone else post something that others enjoy so I forgive you, dick muppets.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should quit while you're ahead. You couldn't top this.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:17:59 EDT (#)
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It is indeed, Shlongy...baby shit brown/green.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:17:09 EDT (#)
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IS THAT POOP???
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:14:19 EDT (#)
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I saw that coming!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:13:46 EDT (#)
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE BOTH ON BOATS OR SOME SHIT?!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 00:01:21 GMT (#)
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Sorry, I forgot you are with child...
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Just like I forgot you are in a band...
hehe.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:01:21 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I forgot you are with child...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:00:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:33:09 EDT (#)
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Prude below
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:32:35 EDT (#)
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whore below
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:31:29 EDT (#)
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Do me.
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My dream threesome above.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:59:26 EDT (#)
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Thanks lostnphound but if I drink that my baby will be born with three legs and one eye. Or something. Or it will just look like Hurty, all weird shaped head and bonkeyed :(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:59:14 EDT (#)
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wrong arm. I don't drink beer. Now how'm I gonna explain this bottle on my desk (AT WORK, AHEM!)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:57:27 EDT (#)
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*go go gadget arms (with beer in hand)*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:56:34 EDT (#)
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Hayfever is like asthma. All in the mind. teehee.
I want a beer. So very much.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm allergic to easter grass pollens
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:54:16 EDT (#)
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I have something in my bottle...beer.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:53:39 EDT (#)
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Crystle has something in her eye. ;)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:53:09 EDT (#)
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*sips beer*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:52:05 EDT (#)
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.
*blinks*
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:50:17 EDT (#)
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well...fuck me runnin...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:49:43 EDT (#)
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I don't know.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:47:18 EDT (#)
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I feel left out of this convo...what the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:46:38 EDT (#)
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I want a chocolate chipmunk! I must have a chocolate chipmunk!
Or a chinchilla.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:43:48 EDT (#)
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must be all the bunny ears.
the kids got chocolate chipmunks this year.....
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:43:05 EDT (#)
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Do you have a tummy bug, Crystle? All this blarfing. :)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:43:01 EDT (#)
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Isn't it bliss?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:42:25 EDT (#)
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this post is turning into the best diet evar!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:41:40 EDT (#)
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*double blarf*
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:40:44 EDT (#)
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ménage à trois?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:40:34 EDT (#)
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Nuances? Stop blinding me with your fancy words, woman!
i have fingers like urbane. That is where all similarities end, mind.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:39:11 EDT (#)
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*complicated blarf gesture*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:38:31 EDT (#)
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*blinks*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:36:16 GMT (#)
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Alright Orphelia, but only if you keep your fingers away from my asshole, mmmkay?
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I can't make any promises... they have minds of their own, those little sausage like probers.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:37:25 EDT (#)
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yeah. I'm glad you can pick up on my nuances like that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:36:27 EDT (#)
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So, slightly subtle then?
:)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:36:16 EDT (#)
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Alright Orphelia, but only if you keep your fingers away from my asshole, mmmkay?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:35:29 EDT (#)
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subtle like a jackhammer at midnight! :-)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:34:51 EDT (#)
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I did actually mean 'do me' in a sexual way too. And i thought i was being subtle :(
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:34:03 EDT (#)
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calm yourselves, ladies!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:33:20 EDT (#)
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sorry, but who could resist an opening like that? Very very few....(Hence Orphelia's income bracket being so high)
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:33:12 EDT (#)
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ha, you are a nutter
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:33:09 EDT (#)
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Prude below
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
whore below
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do me.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:21:05 EDT (#)
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I really could use some ideas if anyone has any.
It could keep going and getting better and better. Imagine how nice it would be to see your idea translated into a shitty MS Paint comic...?
Pretty sweet, I'd say.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've always wanted to cup a hot steamy turd and then shake someone's hand
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:48:03 EDT (#)
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Hurray jpeg!
On another note, I have more appreciation for this than I normally would because today I came home from work to discover a giant dump my dog took on the carpet.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I must offer my most profound apologies for your suffering whilst viewing these. The below is a direct result of the formula:
boredom + shitty MS Paint skillz x lack of enjoyment of life / the family of bunnies in my ass = GARBAGE
In the off chance that you find humor and/or enjoy these little "comics", feel free to suggest more ideas as I would love to try "drawing" them.
Ah, fuck it.
Enjoy...or don't.
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Could've done without all that.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.
A Milhouse Divided
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking brilliant.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not being about Blind Melon. :)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:26:43 EDT (#)
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Thanks BOSH.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing like a finely woven story of a likeable protaginist, full of rich character developement, successfully avenging the wrong doings brought upon him.