Find Jesus or BURN IN HELL. (813 hits)
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Submitted by Sinistral (View user info) at 2008-03-24 17:58:08 EDT
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:33:01 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 New Chemist Position Promotion for S.I. Co. Semen
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:14:44 EDT (#)
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opinions are definitely bad. especially for women.
i kid. I agree the themes are definitely very accessible and c.s. lewis is an avid christian so it shouldn't be all that surprising but those books are also pretty easy to read and enjoy without being overwhelmed by the themes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:37:54 EDT (#)
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colour me bad
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:36:08 EDT (#)
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I am not saying he wrote them with the Christianity as an allegory, I am saying I personally find that although suggested, the theme wasn't, for me, at all subtle. You can't argue that my brain saw the similarites and made a connection and refered back to this throughout the text, can you? I am not saying anything about why or how they were written, just voicing an opinion. Opinions are subjective and can't be wrong.
I win.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:27:04 EDT (#)
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Can't read below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:24:08 EDT (#)
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well colour me bored
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:21:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/DummiesArticle/Did-C-S-Lewis-Create-Narnia-as-an-Allegory-.id-3206.html
Orphelia, just in case you don't want to click the link, I'll give you the most relevant part of it:
"C.S. Lewis makes clear that he didn't write the Narnian Chronicles as a biblical allegory. But you may be asking: How can this be true given the obvious symbolism used throughout the series? In order to understand Lewis's side of the story, you need to understand the difference between allegory and something he called supposal."
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:17:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:08:42 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:00:10 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:48:33 GMT (#)
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Choose? The Christian themes are too self evident to ignore Hurty.
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I'm not saying that they don't exist, I'm just saying that they're not specifically written as Christian books.
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No, but they were certainly written with the themes in mind.
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Are you being deliberately obtuse? Of course they were written with Christian themes in mind, but those are not the only themes which run through the book. You can choose whether to pay attention to the Christian themes and read them as an allegory, or you can choose not to. ARGH!
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You are actually calling me mentally slow?? (Yeah, I looked it up!)
My point, Hurty, is, that the theme are so in your bonkeyed face, you CAN'T ignore them! Lordy, I read them when I was 13 or something, and I got it straight away. You can't choose to ignore something so obvious. You can study them for different themes, but when you read them through it is impossible to not see it and there for think it! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:08:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:00:10 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:48:33 GMT (#)
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Choose? The Christian themes are too self evident to ignore Hurty.
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I'm not saying that they don't exist, I'm just saying that they're not specifically written as Christian books.
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No, but they were certainly written with the themes in mind.
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Are you being deliberately obtuse? Of course they were written with Christian themes in mind, but those are not the only themes which run through the book. You can choose whether to pay attention to the Christian themes and read them as an allegory, or you can choose not to. ARGH!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 08:00:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:48:33 GMT (#)
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Choose? The Christian themes are too self evident to ignore Hurty.
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I'm not saying that they don't exist, I'm just saying that they're not specifically written as Christian books.
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No, but they were certainly written with the themes in mind.
I reckon, if this came to a fight, I could take you out Hurty. :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 07:48:33 EDT (#)
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Choose? The Christian themes are too self evident to ignore Hurty.
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I'm not saying that they don't exist, I'm just saying that they're not specifically written as Christian books.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:29:41 EDT (#)
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NO.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:27:39 EDT (#)
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shut it mr fat peanut head
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:21:37 EDT (#)
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Pogo Jesus Clown.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:14:06 EDT (#)
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say what
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:12:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-25 02:12:45 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:17:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus is the lion. It is all in The Chronicles of Narnia
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Jesus is Neo. It is all in The Matrix.
Jesus is Paul Muad-Dib. It is all in Dune.
Jesus is Snoopy. It is all in Peanuts.
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Jesus was my history teacher at high school.
And my pyshics tutor was Jarvis Cocker.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:09:58 EDT (#)
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hehe theres a dodgem not on the course hehe
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:09:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 01:40:33 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-25 01:30:37 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:14:45 EDT (#)
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The Narnia tales are not religious.
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Yes... Yes they are.
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There are a lot of Christian themes, but there are also elements of classical mythology, as well as stuff from fairy-tales. You can choose to read them as religious books designed to make Christianity more accessible to children (which many do), or you can read them purely as adventure stories.
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Choose? The Christian themes are too self evident to ignore Hurty.
Bubba, they are. :)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:12:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:17:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus is the lion. It is all in The Chronicles of Narnia
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Jesus is Neo. It is all in The Matrix.
Jesus is Paul Muad-Dib. It is all in Dune.
Jesus is Snoopy. It is all in Peanuts.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:54:15 EDT (#)
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huh?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:47:19 EDT (#)
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Speaking of Jesus, I just watched 'The Passion of the Christ'. It was a lot better than I expected it to be.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:46:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:23:57 EDT (#)
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The guy with the robe and the long hair in the center of the picture is an imposter. The real Jesus is pissing alongside the port-a-potties.
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Bite your tongue, Sir. Jesus dis NOT piss. He urinated. :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:43:54 EDT (#)
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Once again, Hurty shows his education. . .
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:40:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-25 01:30:37 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:14:45 EDT (#)
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The Narnia tales are not religious.
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Yes... Yes they are.
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There are a lot of Christian themes, but there are also elements of classical mythology, as well as stuff from fairy-tales. You can choose to read them as religious books designed to make Christianity more accessible to children (which many do), or you can read them purely as adventure stories.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:30:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:14:45 EDT (#)
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The Narnia tales are not religious.
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Yes... Yes they are.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:23:57 EDT (#)
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The guy with the robe and the long hair in the center of the picture is an imposter. The real Jesus is pissing alongside the port-a-potties.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:14:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:45:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:11:59 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:17:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus is the lion. It is all in The Chronicles of Narnia
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Have you read all of those Orphy? It is an outstanding collection of stories. There's a hardcover edition of the collection available out now. http://www.amazon.com/Chronicles-Narnia-C-S-Lewis/dp/0066238501/ref=sr_1_19?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206399384&sr=1-19 or you could search for 'dem fine woman' on amazon.com(I shit you not).
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Yes, I have. They are very religious, are they not? Not my usual cup of ea but really enjoyable all the same. The films do little justice.
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I once had a cup of ea. Burnt my throat. The Narnia tales are not religious.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:45:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:11:59 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:17:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus is the lion. It is all in The Chronicles of Narnia
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Have you read all of those Orphy? It is an outstanding collection of stories. There's a hardcover edition of the collection available out now. http://www.amazon.com/Chronicles-Narnia-C-S-Lewis/dp/0066238501/ref=sr_1_19?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206399384&sr=1-19 or you could search for 'dem fine woman' on amazon.com(I shit you not).
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Yes, I have. They are very religious, are they not? Not my usual cup of ea but really enjoyable all the same. The films do little justice.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:42:40 EDT (#)
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Yes!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:15:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-24 19:11:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:17:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus is the lion. It is all in The Chronicles of Narnia
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Have you read all of those Orphy? It is an outstanding collection of stories. There's a hardcover edition of the collection available out now. http://www.amazon.com/Chronicles-Narnia-C-S-Lewis/dp/0066238501/ref=sr_1_19?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206399384&sr=1-19 or you could search for 'dem fine woman' on amazon.com(I shit you not).
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:42:31 EDT (#)
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hes about 3 feet from waldo's left
either thats buddy christ or hes got him some mento's
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:26:16 EDT (#)
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the one holding the stick about to blind-side the nigger who's obviously kidnapped a white woman?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:17:20 EDT (#)
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Jesus is the lion. It is all in The Chronicles of Narnia
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:06:29 EDT (#)
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Satan is in the Port-O-Potty.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:04:05 EDT (#)
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Buddy Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:03:41 EDT (#)
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+2 for Buddy Christ.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:02:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115745#2676522
Yeah!!!! :) I love these !!!1one!!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:00:54 EDT (#)
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yay
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:59:35 EDT (#)
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