DOOM: Repercussions of Evil (321 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -1.1 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Raptor Jesus (View user info) at 2008-03-24 21:57:21 EDT
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
User Reviews
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-26 19:36:32 EDT (#)
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Depends on what your "high" on.
Fuck.
Marijuana does NOT mean brain damaged.
Yes I am up here and going, "yay weed".
Submitted by greeneyedgrl (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:47:30 EDT (#)
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uh... what?!
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:40:21 EDT (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:00:35 EDT (#)
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You're no Electro.
Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What. the. hell?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:18:07 EDT (#)
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Let me guess. You're NOT high, but you wrote something of the sort that (according to you) someone would write while high.
You then sat back with a smirk and waited for accusations of being high to come flying at you, along with an entertaining barrage of insults and -2s.
You're not very good at life.
I hope for your sake you're younger than 16 so that the loss of your virginity in the future won't be too embarrassing.
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I never thought for a minute that he was high, the spelling was too good. Nevertheless, his grammar and "Cernel" qualify him for status as a shit-eater.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:18:07 EDT (#)
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Let me guess. You're NOT high, but you wrote something of the sort that (according to you) someone would write while high.
You then sat back with a smirk and waited for accusations of being high to come flying at you, along with an entertaining barrage of insults and -2s.
You're not very good at life.
I hope for your sake you're younger than 16 so that the loss of your virginity in the future won't be too embarrassing.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was so bad I expected to see "but whom killed him and why?"
Also, this was the most retarded spelling of "colonel" I've ever seen. Cernel, indeed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're no Electro.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the gay?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful.