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Cocoa (435 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <green_eyed_grl.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-24 22:34:25 EDT


so my dog Cocoa decided to be a little jerk and start peeing on everything I own...Yes, he still barks at the door when he wants to go out and take a dump.. but for some reason.. he won't stop peeing in the house...

I am thinking that I should get rid of her, but she's my best friend... I don't know what to do!!! Maybe I pissed her off somehow.. what would piss off a dog??

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Look, pack it in +2ing this crap. Chances are, chick for real or shitty alter, next post will be a camwhore, get to most heated, then we will never hear from them again.





might as well get it over with. camwhore for all to see. especially if you're hot. if you're hot make sure we can see your boobies. such a thing will get you instant heat and tons of reviews.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 07:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You don't like trannies and you've got a sexually ambiguous dog?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Look, pack it in +2ing this crap. Chances are, chick for real or shitty alter, next post will be a camwhore, get to most heated, then we will never hear from them again.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/1024/black-spider-monkey.jpg

my wallpaper

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


HOMO BELOW!

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

stop making it look so pretty































i like pretty hair :)

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


It is kinda creepy.

Especially when you insist on brushing my hair.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i feel dirty when its just rob berg and i on uber


*shudder*

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


AM NOT.

I DON'T PUSH BACK.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

rob bergs a fucking hom0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


THIS WAS FUCKING GOD AWFUL TERRIBLE.

SO WHY +2 IT?







WHY NOT?


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 03:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Amazing.
Things that amaze me are -
you actually started a sentence with 'so',
'Yes, he still barks at the door'- you anticipated what I was thinking and girl did you get it wrong and finally
'I am thinking that I should get rid of her' girl you gotta be kiddin' me?
Welcome. :)

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ubersite users prefer reading well written anecdotes or fictional series'. We don't much go for inarticulate, bloggish ramblings.

For proof of this, I suggest you have a look at the posts of the person below me, apollo88.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

treating it like a human.

it's a dog, discipline and lead.








i am the dog wheeeeesperer

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Because of your kindness on my post.

However, let me forewarn you, this website is not a blog...you'll want to write things keeping the readers in mind. Your job is to entertain. Be funny, be serious, be whatever...Just don't blog on here. Everything else you'll learn along the way...

Hell, I'm still learning.

Good luck, n00b.

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That'll learn ya.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So your dog is a he AND a she, huh?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So your dog is a he AND a she, huh?


Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OUTRAGED!

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I EXPECTED CHOCOLATE RELATED THINGS AND I GET THIS?!


Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!

Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

Dancin' Homer