Dinosaurs can cure gayness! (470 hits)
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Submitted by Isaac Tootin (View user info) at 2008-03-25 04:12:08 EDT
Dinosaurs!
I just watched a show that said you can reverse engineer a dinosaur out of an Emu!
You just take an emu then add a big snake tail, sharp harpy teeth, raptor claws, spikes, a bad temper, two pickles and special sauce, and you got a sweet emusaurus that you can use to fight your neighbors stupid looking Persian cat.
You just use catalyst proteins to activate dormant gene patterns!
Think of the possibilities for human beings!
We could actually turn off the asshole genes in babies! All we have to do is find out what genes Pat Robertson, Dick Cheney, and Martin Short all share then deactivate them in human infants! We could have a super race!
So your dad kicked your purse over and didn't sign your year book. Maybe if you could have went back in time and turned off your homo genes you two would be playing catch right now!
To bad I didn't just watch a show on making a time machine or it may have changed your life.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just what America needs right now.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-25 21:49:56 EDT (#)
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Answer my question, fuckhead
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-25 19:01:48 EDT (#)
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+2 ltap, plus this post made me larf.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:27:27 EDT (#)
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+2Ltap
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:23:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:32:30 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 New Chemist Position Promotion for S.I. Co. Semen
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish they could cure yours.
Submitted by SweetSoph69 (user info) at 2008-03-25 07:45:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-25 06:50:22 EDT (#)
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If only.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quite amazing..
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
QUIET TIME IS OVER.
I didn't really read this post. It had dinasouruses innit.
I likes them.
AND I tooted.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh quiet time