Engrish: A Language of Beauty. (9289 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-03-25 09:45:52 EDT
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-29 21:00:44 EDT (#)
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redskieslookfake needs a vacation.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-29 19:52:26 EDT (#)
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FANNY
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-28 16:34:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-27 15:40:54 EDT (#)
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Way to copy off a website.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:04:56 EDT (#)
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I resized it myself. Where are you today? How DARE you have a life! :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:37:02 EDT (#)
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Where are you when i need help resizing my pic??
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-26 17:54:04 EDT (#)
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Thats "stuff" sign is just genius
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-26 09:48:04 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you left out fruit leather suitcase trashcan.
http://www.chinesemedicinedoc.com/uploads/images/images/Fruit%20Leather%20Suitcase.jpg
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-26 09:06:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-26 07:57:47 EDT (#)
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ARRGH - SHIT! *YOUR
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-26 07:46:43 EDT (#)
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dear hurt by the sun, this was nearly as funny as you losing to the italians. okay it wasn't even close but it was still funny, not as funny as you guys losing to the italians and not as funny as you beating england (from memory) in the first and last games ever played at the old wembley, and certainly not as funny as you guys wanting to erect a statue of some scot to rub it all in, and nowhere NEAR as funny as 'erect', but by jove this was funny. Not as funny as the gay-arsed kilts you guys wear and try to pass off as period costume, not as funny as 'period', not even as funny as how proudly you sing Flower of Scotland (which is still one of the greatest national anthems ever), and then in the ensuing violence get smote by some team playing sport against you, not that funny but still funny. Not funny like how you pandered to your english overlords and said sure, we'll share a parliment, but we're an entity right? - all badarsed and autocratic, nearly as hard as the Irish but less hard somehow. Not that funny but still funny. Not as funny as how shit you're country is that even ttom left, not funny like how we all snigger at you're skirts every edinburgh military tattoo, but it was a funny post. Not steam-rollered by the italians in rugby funny, but close. if close meant different solar systems.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-26 05:37:56 EDT (#)
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They have a cream that relieves horniness? That's almost as good as a TV that shows the future.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-26 04:32:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-26 02:19:03 GMT (#)
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I can't beleive I'm the first one to say this:
"ENGRISH MOTHER FUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
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Ahem. Filename, sort of.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-25 23:57:52 EDT (#)
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Ha ha ha! Look at the lady trying to climb the stairs next to the "don't fall down" sign.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-25 22:19:03 EDT (#)
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I can't beleive I'm the first one to say this:
"ENGRISH MOTHER FUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-25 21:25:49 EDT (#)
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OMG KEEP YOUR KNIVES OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-03-25 19:02:59 EDT (#)
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I love Engrish.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 18:26:32 EDT (#)
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OH, and Linus is powered by a real boy with no other (active) accounts on Uber.
Well, that I know of anyway.
Interesting psychology though - when Simon logs on to -2 me with an alter it isn't anywhere near as interesting as when a (suspected) unique individual puts forth the effort to show what they think of me and/or my contribution.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 18:20:39 EDT (#)
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YEAH?
Well I don't care that YOU don't care.
We should have an ambivalent-off.
nah.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 18:08:27 EDT (#)
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Frankly, I don't care if you are Linus or not. Whoever owns that alter is a pathetic twat and that should be enough shame for anyone.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 18:00:51 EDT (#)
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heh.
The best part is you actually think that is the case.
Hyppie.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 17:38:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 21:22:56 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:45:07 EDT (#)
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I AM ROB_BERG LOL
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Undeniable confession. Well done, I'm proud of you; you've really made a breakthrough.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 17:22:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:45:07 EDT (#)
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I AM ROB_BERG LOL
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 17:19:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-25 20:45:07 GMT (#)
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I AM ROB_BERG LOL
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Whoever you are, you're a fucking irritating cunt.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:45:07 EDT (#)
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I AM ROB_BERG LOL
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:37:55 EDT (#)
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I love these. Although the completely nonsensical ones are also funny, I prefer the ones where you can just understand what they tried to say.
Also funny to me: both the website and any related instructional material for my Archos 605 WiFi. The English wasn't necessarily wrong, but the idiomatic expressions were lost (as in light-in-a-black-hole-lost) in translation. I could practically smell the wine-and-cheese breath of a Frenchy when I first read my user manual.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:28:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:50:55 EDT (#)
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Don't fall down.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:21:56 EDT (#)
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That's right: my filth is better than this.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:08:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-25 19:56:58 GMT (#)
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Unparallelled levels of SUCK.
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You're wrong you know. The spurious levels of filth pumped out by yourself eclipse my modest efforts by far.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:56:58 EDT (#)
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Unparallelled levels of SUCK.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:14:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:17:47 EDT (#)
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Woohoo! 200k bitches!
Great man, float that boat.
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:53:09 EDT (#)
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Reminds me of band camp dealing with the calculator programming Asians on tour.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:35:16 EDT (#)
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comedy bronze!
Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-03-25 13:46:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-25 13:07:35 EDT (#)
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Gotta heart Engrish.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:17:47 EDT (#)
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Woohoo! 200k bitches!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:14:27 EDT (#)
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KEEP BLADE OUT OF CHILDREN.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!! But seriously, if only they'd put that disclaimer on Dahmer's ginsu :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:59:10 EDT (#)
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Sucky fucky 10 dolla!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:53:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:28:27 EDT (#)
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im also ROb beRG
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:37:19 EDT (#)
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Go to Paterson NJ the fucking store names and signs are just as bad as the ones you've posted here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:35:29 EDT (#)
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"tatanka, tatanka"
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:10:38 EDT (#)
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i love engrish too
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:10:24 EDT (#)
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I saw some of these in Egypt but didn't think to take pictures.
Some of these pictures look photoshopped, though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:07:18 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:05:50 EDT (#)
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Love Engrish...
Cartoon plasters are my favourite flavour of plasters. Worth a post, who can find the most interesting plaster?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-25 11:02:09 EDT (#)
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Sheep ARE animal gangsters. They will fuck you up.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:48:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:47:19 GMT (#)
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Engrish is great. I saw tons of signs like this when I was in China.
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Yeah I want to go to China armed with a camera and shit-loads of film.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:47:19 EDT (#)
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Engrish is great. I saw tons of signs like this when I was in China.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:44:59 EDT (#)
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just go get me a fucking plaster!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:44:05 EDT (#)
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you fail at being a dentist
www.funforever.net/wp-content/plaster_atypyk2.JPG
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:42:58 EDT (#)
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Let me rephrase that. I understand what plasters are, but do they have a different meaning across the pond?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:41:57 EDT (#)
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Are you referring to some geographic term that us yanks are unfamiliar with? i.e. "plasters"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:41:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:37:59 GMT (#)
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one poem thanks very much and about 17 posts in total. It must of been a mistake -2 a post by you. golly gosh.
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I'm sure you can appreciate why I'm laughing my balls of at that comment, given e-mails I've been sent by you in the past.
I need mounting tape :(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:40:03 EDT (#)
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yeah well done.... now go get me some plasters you bitch
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:39:00 EDT (#)
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Bitches, quit bitching. The highlight of the day is that I'm taking up a chemist position in just a month or two. Psshaw!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:37:59 EDT (#)
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one poem thanks very much and about 17 posts in total. It must of been a mistake -2 a post by you. golly gosh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:35:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:33:24 GMT (#)
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SOME PEOPLE PURPOSELY USE ALTERS TO RATE PEOPLE AND NOT POST.
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To be fair, you -2ed me a few times with Oscar and used the account to write crappy poems.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:34:54 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:33:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:33:08 GMT (#)
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Psshaw.
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sico's word for the day.
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i dont think it's a real word.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:33:28 EDT (#)
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on a frozen pie from tesco
open this end up only
on the other side, "too late"
someone somewhere in the UK with a sense of humour
or...
on a pack of peanuts given complimentary on flights
directions;
open bag
eat nuts
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:33:24 EDT (#)
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SOME PEOPLE PURPOSELY USE ALTERS TO RATE PEOPLE AND NOT POST.
oooops
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:33:08 EDT (#)
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Psshaw.
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sico's word for the day.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:32:15 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 New Chemist Position Promotion for S.I. Co. Semen
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:31:43 EDT (#)
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As if anyone reads anything you've ever written. Psshaw.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:31:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:26:49 GMT (#)
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its all subjective. probably, thing is ive never hidden behind my aters.
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Who the hell 'hides' behind alters? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard of. Unless you mean folk like Linus and Ltap and whoever they might be?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:30:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:28:27 EDT (#)
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and you hardly outed me as Oscar, especially as on Oscars last post i said i was EI!
im also ROb beRG
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:26:49 EDT (#)
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its all subjective. probably, thing is ive never hidden behind my aters. i told most people i was timmaaaah.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:26:36 EDT (#)
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I am not an alter!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:24:00 EDT (#)
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...and for the record and posterity, because I know how much it matters here, I've only been outed on 1 of my alters. All of the others I outed myself purposefully. Who really cares? Pants shitting party at EI's house.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:22:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:21:21 GMT (#)
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Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:16:30 EDT (#)
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why is my wrist funny.............oh hhhh hahahaha i see why!
That Mr Bell post is getting a bit pervy now (orphelias there on her own, jibbering away)
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Outed....if you can't keep up with Alters, don't try. Timmaaaaah = EmissionImpossible = OscarZAcosta = failure @ ubersite.
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WORD. As if El can lecture me on creepy!! Hahahahahahaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:21:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:16:30 EDT (#)
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why is my wrist funny.............oh hhhh hahahaha i see why!
That Mr Bell post is getting a bit pervy now (orphelias there on her own, jibbering away)
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Outed....if you can't keep up with Alters, don't try. Timmaaaaah = EmissionImpossible = OscarZAcosta = failure @ ubersite.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:20:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:17:02 GMT (#)
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Anyone else notice the Sheep: Animal Gangster on pic 3?
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That's the best bit!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:17:32 EDT (#)
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well hello sailor!
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:17:02 EDT (#)
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Anyone else notice the Sheep: Animal Gangster on pic 3?
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:17:01 EDT (#)
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on behalf of Emissionmpossible
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:16:53 EDT (#)
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what the christ?
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:16:30 EDT (#)
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why is my wrist funny.............oh hhhh hahahaha i see why!
That Mr Bell post is getting a bit pervy now (orphelias there on her own, jibbering away)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:14:06 EDT (#)
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Wow, cheers Skrap, didn't know that existed!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:05:40 EDT (#)
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Happy seeings at http://www.engrish.com/ observe now for great smiling and lucky chance.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:05:06 EDT (#)
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This was funny--funny like that guy EI's wrist, and HBTS's eye, and Orphelia's Wang, and FJ's vagina, and you all are extremely gay.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:02:43 EDT (#)
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I once knew a dishonest trick. She gave great dome.
Btw, hahahahaha.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:00:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:00:30 EDT (#)
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It is a question of cubic capacity. A man with so large a brain must have something in it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:54:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-25 13:54:16 GMT (#)
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Hurty: Keep out of children.
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I've really cleaned up my act lately.
Submitted by SweetSoph69 (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:54:54 EDT (#)
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Hehehe.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:54:16 EDT (#)
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Hurty: Keep out of children.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-25 09:50:55 EDT (#)
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Don't fall down.