Lion Queen (733 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.77 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-03-25 15:46:19 EDT
Captain Thorns won the Uber Libs competition...entry #2.
It's probably the Method name drop that won it, but who gives a shit. CT will be getting 1 random item from my apartment and he will like it.
(This is of course, assuming he doesn't mind sending me his mailing address for fulfillment)
Overtly racist joke of the day:
Q: Why are aspirins white?
A: Because they work.
That is all.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-26 10:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the difference between a black man and a Domino's pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-26 10:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-25 19:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that uberlibs thing was a good idea. Don't remember if I rated it or not, but there you have it, that's uber!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-25 18:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
retal
on a completely unrelated note, i really hate phrases like 'good sir' and other unimaginative shit that gets passed around the internet and used like sico on a weekend furlough.
i dig originality, and there is none to be found anymore.
everything has been done and said.
but it's nice to find a little unexpected twist now and then.
like your sister.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Expect an e-mail from me good sir.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 16:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would I have to pronounce "condominium" when the best I can hope for is "studio" or "townhome?"
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...and by town-home he meant mobile-home.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would I have to pronounce "condominium" when the best I can hope for is "studio" or "townhome?"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Q: What's 18 inches long, purple, stiff and can make a woman scream all night?
A: Crib death.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sico just because you can't pronounce the word 'condominium' doesn't mean you should take your hate out on the rest of the world.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-25 15:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A social cripple like yourself could fuck that joke up:
Why do black people hate aspirin?
It's white, it works, and you have to pick through cotton to get to it.