"Doomsday" Movie Review (447 hits)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-03-25 19:59:24 EDT
After seeing the spectacular "Descent", which is a great horror/feminist film despite a multitude of climbing-pick attacks to male genitalia? I was curious, nay intrigued at the directorial teams next foray into mass-moviedom, "Doomsday". Which is named after the guy that killed superman?
Hmm... scitzophrenic mediocrity comes to mind. First their in Ancient Rome killing Juno, then they're in Ancient England klling Lancelot and breaking up Camelot, then they're killing Jove and Mad Max from Beyond Thunder Dome. Then they're all heading back to Burning Man for a second round of firespinners and Pike Decorating. It was fun, but not good. Anyway, I wish I could pull out my eye and bounce it accross the floor to spy on people.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-05 01:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what's with the random question marks.
if that's how you speak I'd love to punch you in your festering, no doubt barren, cunt.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:15:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-27 02:25:50 EDT (#)
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incoherent
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-26 14:28:33 EDT (#)
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Anyway, I wish I could pull out my eye and bounce it accross the floor to spy on people
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:45:56 EDT (#)
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scitzophrenic
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:28:02 EDT (#)
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So many alters intentionally misunderstanding... welcome to the Circus!??!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:58:53 EDT (#)
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It is always awkward doing business with an alias.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:39:45 EDT (#)
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crap
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 07:24:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-26 05:01:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-25 20:37:05 EDT (#)
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Some anagrams of "Doomsday"...
Ad Sodomy
Moody Ads
Odd Mayos
Do My Soda
Sod Do My A
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Odd Mayos
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-26 01:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2008-03-25 23:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Descent" wasn't bad. I mean, the acting was horrible, but imagine being trapped in a confined space. I mean literally trapped at the shoulders by solid rock in a passage not even big enough for a twelve year old to fit through and you are 100 feet underground. Then imagine that you get separated from the rest of your party by a freak cave-in and you are unable to move. You are in total darkness and the only thing you can do is scream your throat raw and cry.
How does that journey to death sound? It sounds pretty scary to me. Of course the movie doesn't go there, but my brain does.
It's the "what-ifs" that get you.
No matter how you look at it though, even the thought of being trapped in a cave like that isn't scarier than the way this post is written.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-25 22:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Descent" sucked sweaty balls. The only scary part was when you saw the monsters for the first time thru her night vision. And I would've killed that AZN bitch the second I figured out what she did.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-25 20:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because 'The Descent' has a (pretty much) all female cast, doesn't make it a feminist movie.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-25 20:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some anagrams of "Doomsday"...
Ad Sodomy
Moody Ads
Odd Mayos
Do My Soda
Sod Do My A
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-25 20:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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