Pictures of Jessica Alba Topless (1201 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-03-26 07:09:12 EDT
You've been Rick rolled:
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:14:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-03-27 05:38:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-26 23:21:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-26 22:20:12 EDT (#)
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I fully expected this dude to get shot in the eye while we were zoomed in on it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-26 19:38:41 EDT (#)
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I smiled.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-26 19:02:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-03-26 18:45:35 EDT (#)
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And the award for more unoriginal douchebag on Ubersite goes to......
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-26 17:27:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-26 16:38:38 EDT (#)
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fif
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 14:54:14 EDT (#)
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Thin Mints are a little bit like crack cocaine, except possibly a bit more addictive. I have to be judicious in my eating of them, due to the history of heart disease in my family.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-26 14:35:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:46:34 EDT (#)
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THIN MINTS
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Thin Mints are the shit. Those Mint-Creme Oreos are also delicious. They taste like a Thin Mint in Oreo form.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:46:34 EDT (#)
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THIN MINTS
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:43:19 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Jeanneeee but I'm cleaning out my Girl Scout cookie collection so you'll have to pick from one of their famous selections.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:37:54 EDT (#)
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I'll take a Nutter Butter if you have any.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:37:34 EDT (#)
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I hate you.
Not that I actually expected topless pics of my imaginary wife, but the hope was there...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:25:33 EDT (#)
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So, who wants cookies?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:43:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:18:46 EDT (#)
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Jeesus, Icarus, comparing a typo to Rorschach ink blots, trying once again to "get the upper hand" is a pretty loser thing to do. Were you born a loser or did you actually have earn a below me achievement?
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Sorry, they're words and all (or at least most of them are). They just don't make any sense together.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:42:28 EDT (#)
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The exact examples I was thinking of...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:38:15 EDT (#)
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You're right, Shloongy. Grizzled old faggots are perennially appropriate, like a little black dress or a good Pinot Noir.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:36:45 EDT (#)
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Were they ever really "not hot"?
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:35:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:31:24 EDT (#)
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Grizzled old faggots are so hot right now.
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Lemonparty is making a comeback?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:32:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:13:47 EDT (#)
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I FORGOT ABOUT THE PROMOTION!
You probably should have mentioned it in more than just 42 reviews yesterday.
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If anyone cares - I got a promotion in January. WOOT.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:31:24 EDT (#)
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Grizzled old faggots are so hot right now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:30:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:18:56 EDT (#)
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Shlongy's just angry because he has to make his money sitting around a poker table with other old, grizzled faggots sipping peach tea and debating the qualities of the newest 9 iron on the market.
In all fairness, we're usually discussing the newest wedges on the market, and I'm drinking scotch (or vodka) while the rest of the grizzled old faggots are sipping their tea, but the rest is pretty much spot on.
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT???
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:30:46 EDT (#)
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I must be psychic because I knew what this post was going to be before I looked at it.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:25:37 EDT (#)
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Fag below.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:25:26 EDT (#)
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:25:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:21:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:18:56 EDT (#)
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Shlongy's just angry because he has to make his money sitting around a poker table with other old, grizzled faggots sipping peach tea and debating the qualities of the newest 9 iron on the market.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:18:46 EDT (#)
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Jeesus, Icarus, comparing a typo to Rorschach ink blots, trying once again to "get the upper hand" is a pretty loser thing to do. Were you born a loser or did you actually have earn a below me achievement?
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You two are just too cute.
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And here you are chiming in, coddling, reaching around. I think it's cute how you only comment on my posts any more, you washed up hooker.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:21:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:18:56 EDT (#)
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Shlongy's just angry because he has to make his money sitting around a poker table with other old, grizzled faggots sipping peach tea and debating the qualities of the newest 9 iron on the market.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:18:46 EDT (#)
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Jeesus, Icarus, comparing a typo to Rorschach ink blots, trying once again to "get the upper hand" is a pretty loser thing to do. Were you born a loser or did you actually have earn a below me achievement?
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You two are just too cute.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:18:56 EDT (#)
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Shlongy's just angry because he has to make his money sitting around a poker table with other old, grizzled faggots sipping peach tea and debating the qualities of the newest 9 iron on the market.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:18:46 EDT (#)
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Jeesus, Icarus, comparing a typo to Rorschach ink blots, trying once again to "get the upper hand" is a pretty loser thing to do. Were you born a loser or did you actually have earn a below me achievement?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:13:47 EDT (#)
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I FORGOT ABOUT THE PROMOTION!
You probably should have mentioned it in more than just 42 reviews yesterday.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:09:03 EDT (#)
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Shlongy...it's the dollar store, cunty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:05:49 EDT (#)
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You must dream about your daily post all night long...and then, set your alarm for 6am so you can get up early and POST before you head to work at the Drive Thru.
Nice plan!
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:03:58 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up Icarus you ignorant dipshit.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-26 12:01:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 11:44:48 EDT (#)
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I didn't whine, you dense whore. I simply pointed out that you arrogance is smelly and 9/10 you are wrong in every assumption you make about me. Keep going though, you lead to entertainment while working.
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OK, you got me. I DON'T know that you're whining; your attempts at written english are like a series of rorshach inkblots and their meanings (and punctuation) are subjective. So when I look at "you arrogance is smelly and 9/10 you are wrong" and "you lead to entertainment while work." Hmmmm.... I see a canary making love to a cell phone. No... wait, it's Jane Fonda eating a giant ice cream cone.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-26 11:44:56 EDT (#)
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sico you cockteasing sumbitch
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 11:44:48 EDT (#)
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I didn't whine, you dense whore. I simply pointed out that you arrogance is smelly and 9/10 you are wrong in every assumption you make about me. Keep going though, you lead to entertainment while working.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-26 11:41:52 EDT (#)
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Riiight. Because I'M the whiny one.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 11:37:00 EDT (#)
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I fist your mum until she spits one out. You are a loser. How does it feel to be below me?
You also smell like turtle dung.
You see what I'm doing here? If you are going to cry at least be amusing while doing it.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-26 11:33:20 EDT (#)
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Well gosh Simon, I'll admit that I haven't actually tried to find an animated GIF since 56k modems went obsolete, so I'm no expert on this particular form of antiquated technology. All the same, I'm willing to bet that if you plugged such keywords as "animated gif" into Google, you might come up with a result or two. But please share, exactly what super-secret search tool does an elite hacker such as yourself use to unearth such brilliant gems as this? I know I won't be able to get a second of work done until I'm in the know.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 11:07:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-26 10:33:05 EDT (#)
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He didn't steal it from YMTD.com. He stole it from Google Image Search. The fact that the resident 'tard lacks anything resembling skill, originality, or the ability to spell two-syllable words shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone; most people are amazed that he can dress himself or operate a keyboard.
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This guy cracks me up, what with all his arrogance leading to him being completely wrong EVERY time he tries to sound cool, internet hip, and whatever other mask he's trying to wear. Who uses google search for .gifs, you utter failure? Also, how do you steal a public file, dipshit?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-26 10:48:55 EDT (#)
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At the end of the day, it's night time.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-26 10:48:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-26 09:58:36 EDT (#)
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Rhymenocerous you're a fucking loser if you have such an encyclopedic knowledge of internet trends.
Now, how about them boobies?
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You're an idiot.
This post sucks. That's the bottom line.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-26 10:33:05 EDT (#)
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He didn't steal it from YMTD.com. He stole it from Google Image Search. The fact that the resident 'tard lacks anything resembling skill, originality, or the ability to spell two-syllable words shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone; most people are amazed that he can dress himself or operate a keyboard.
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-26 10:26:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-26 10:08:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-03-26 09:39:09 EDT (#)
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When will this "Rick Roll" meme finally meet it's demise?
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Not soon enough.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-26 09:58:36 EDT (#)
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Rhymenocerous you're a fucking loser if you have such an encyclopedic knowledge of internet trends.
Now, how about them boobies?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 09:48:03 EDT (#)
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Hymenocerous. Please exit the ride, your time is up.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-26 09:44:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:52:24 EDT (#)
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I don't even know what a YTMND.com is, tardo. Is it possible that the .gif was posted there from somewhere else? Probably. You are a smear holding hopelessly on to one of my ass hairs. Give up.
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Except for the fact that it has the YTMND logo in the second frame. It's a YTMND posting from years ago when the whole "Rick Rolled" thing was barely considered funny. Internet trends from 2 years ago are still funny, though. Got any Chappelle's Show jokes you want to toss out there? Any Snakes on a Plane jokes? I mean as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the peak of their popularity...
So this proves two things:
1) This post lacks any form of originality/cleverness/thought/effort
2) You stole this GIF from someone who stole it from YTMND.
Thank you. Have a nice day!
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-03-26 09:39:09 EDT (#)
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When will this "Rick Roll" meme finally meet it's demise?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:56:32 EDT (#)
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Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:54:08 EDT (#)
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Thanks eko, I thought so myself.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:53:43 EDT (#)
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What an awesome post!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:52:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:36:39 EDT (#)
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So now you're stealing content from YTMND.com?
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I don't even know what a YTMND.com is, tardo. Is it possible that the .gif was posted there from somewhere else? Probably. You are a smear holding hopelessly on to one of my ass hairs. Give up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:45:57 EDT (#)
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What, what??
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:36:39 EDT (#)
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So now you're stealing content from YTMND.com?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:36:15 EDT (#)
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whats sad is if you did this post like a year ago, you know, before rickrolling became popular in the mainstream this would be semi-original and cool; unfortunately this is more attention seeking than anything else.
"Look at me world, I am too intelligent to function normally in society but not quite intelligent enough to make a worthwhile contribution to it"
either way it did make me smile
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-26 08:33:06 EDT (#)
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Without the sound it loses something.
Something in this case does not equal humor though. That gag stopped being funny a year ago.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-26 07:40:13 EDT (#)
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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-26 07:09:45 EDT (#)
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Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
(* repeat 3 times)