The: I don't know what I'm going to post post (436 hits)
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Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2008-03-26 21:26:38 EDT
Here's how this works: tell me what to post, and tomorrow I'll do a variation on the winning idea. I pick the winner arbitrarily, unless you all start voting on other people's idea, in which case whoever's idea gets three or more votes wins. The only thing I will NOT do is post anything involving myself in... pretty much any way. So no Bart, I will not dress up like Sailor Moon for you. Sorry.
Here's a picture of a platypus: nature's mistake.
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WELL?????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!11ELEVENTY11 Where's the post?
Scourge- yeah, that was why I picked that post of yours for that ill-conceived bandwagon. It was one that at a glance wouldn't quite seem to make sense for me to post as an original.
Oh and MyTee- my personality is bigger..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-27 15:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
post about your boyfriend's dick in your arse
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-27 15:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97562
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81867
mine suffered through spamming by a three or four people and still has a decent rating. that was back before i was such a nasty villain though.
also, in your version, people could envision two women going at it. probably a nicer mental image.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I plagiarized one of your old posts once, and I got a higher rating. I wonder if it was my effervescent personality or my tits that sealed the deal.
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It was def your personality as I've never seen your tits. (That would make an excellent bday gift, btw).
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
allman brothers.
megatron
jeannee
ecto-cooler
billiards
and space travel.
PS that was an idea for 1 post, not 6.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:51:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:33:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plagiarize one of my old posts, but replace every eleventh word with an expletive of your choice.
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I plagiarized one of your old posts once, and I got a higher rating. I wonder if it was my effervescent personality or my tits that sealed the deal.
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probably a combination of your tits and my attitude.
re: that lolcat bible thing
i want to kill humans a lot.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Re-create Da Vinci's Last Supper using camwhores of uber-users, with Bart as Jesus.
See http://culturepopped.blogspot.com/2007/04/suddenly-last-supper.html for inspiration.
I was gonna do this but just didn't have the time, energy or MSPaint skills.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Rewrite the Holy Bible in lolcat.
Oh wait, that's already been done.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
re-write "the raven" by Poe, using beavis and butt head dialouge.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Post something about 7,000 Macedonians being in full battle array...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plagiarize one of my old posts, but replace every eleventh word with an expletive of your choice.
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I plagiarized one of your old posts once, and I got a higher rating. I wonder if it was my effervescent personality or my tits that sealed the deal.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plagiarize one of my old posts, but replace every eleventh word with an expletive of your choice.
i could go for a glass of platypus juice right now.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do something new like a post about a small arbitrary number of greek warriors, like around 300 or so. that have to face an invasion by a huge army of persians. I'd put the battle field on a narrow mountain pass or something like that.
oh and make the persian king really tall and gay.
that would rock.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLcats LOLcats LOLcats
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
more atwood
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Write a post about the life and times of a circus midget who enters himself in an arm wrestling contest to win back the love of his life.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:36:19 EDT (#)
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write a snippet of the dialog that takes place at a dinner where the 4 guests are Rodney Dangerfield, William Faulkner, Johnny Depp and Perry Farrel.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Post something about 7,000 Macedonians being in full battle array...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 05:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Post her pussy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 05:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:32:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
post my pussy
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 04:32:01 EDT (#)
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post my pussy
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-27 02:19:16 EDT (#)
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post about hubert cumberdale and The Great War.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:37:12 EDT (#)
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Post about me sitting on the can while reading War and Peace. It will be the high light of my Uber life.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:12:14 EDT (#)
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Write about creation according to God :)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-26 23:17:23 EDT (#)
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Already did one of these. Kinda.
Post about me.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-26 22:49:26 EDT (#)
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that platypus is ripe for picking
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-26 21:42:11 EDT (#)
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A tribute.
It's up to you who or what it's for.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-26 21:36:00 EDT (#)
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That platypus seems to have cunningly disguised itself as an orange tree.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-26 21:35:12 EDT (#)
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I would like you post a story of the life of an atom of lead from the moment of it's creation in the supernova of a star to the present day. Obviously not a eon-by-eon account - it'd take way to long. Just hit the high points. Fun things the atom of lead has done. Been created in a supernova, drifted through space, flowed along the surface of the molten earth, been buried by volcanoes, been smelted into a fishing lure weight or an X-Ray lab wall shield, been in the bullet that killed someone, plugged a synapse and caused a seizure... that kind of thing.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-26 21:33:59 EDT (#)
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You should do a pro-abortion post.