Luv You Babee! (BSFW) (1185 hits)
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Submitted by X54 (View user info) at 2008-03-26 23:21:18 EDT
I found a Polaroid snapshot of a girl's ass wearing pink thong panties tucked between the pages of a SJSU library book. The picture itself is unremarkable. It's out of focus. Most of one cheek is lost and the camera's flash glares unflatteringly off the other.
The intriguing thing about this picture is the caption. Printed across the top in pink capital letters is the message, "LUV YOU BABEE!" Underneath is a warning: "I BETTER NOT HAVE TO ASK FOR THIS BACK!" Signed, "M."
What sort of girl is M? What sort of girl writes a warning like that on such a laughably non-scandalous photo of herself? Is she really such a prude? Maybe she's got a sense of humor. If that's all there is to it, then I apologize to M. But I sense an undercurrent of something else there, as well. Isn't that always the way with women?
It sounds to me like M and Babee are on the rocks. Why else would she have to ask for her snapshot back unless if they broke up? She's afraid of losing him, probably to that Brazilian slut he was banging before, the one he says he's just friends with now. The hardly-erotic photograph is a pathetic reminder to Babee of how lucky he is, the warning a typically female plea for reassurance.
Either that or it's a veiled threat. She's on the verge of dumping him if he doesn't toe the line. "I BETTER NOT HAVE TO ASK FOR THIS BACK" really means, "YOU BETTER STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH WHAT'S-HER-NAME OR WE'RE THROUGH."
In either case, whether intended as carrot or stick, the snapshot and its circumstances point to a falling out. It wasn't inserted casually like a forgotten bookmark. Babee stuffed it deep between the pages so it couldn't fall out.
What sort of man is Babee? What sort of man tucks a barely-safe-for-work picture of his girlfriend's ass between the pages of "Tropic of Cancer" before returning it to the university library? An English Lit major, I'd say. Which means he's almost certainly still banging what's-her-name from Brazil and probably one or two of M's friends, as well. Despite her self-perceived assets, M is just another dalliance, in for a rude awakening.
And yet, she must have made some impression on him. He didn't give the picture back despite the warning, nor did he just throw it away. Placing it in a library book was a subtle act of revenge. Not like posting it on the Internet, of course. That would have taken more effort, and she didn't mean that much to him. But she managed to get under his skin at least a little.
Ironically, Babee patched things up with M after getting punched out by a Brazilian soccer star up visiting his fiancé. I've heard they're doing well, although M still has trouble trusting him. Luckily for Babee, I returned the picture with the book. You can imagine his relief when he found it again, and hers when he produced it as proof of his sincerity.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:08:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:35:59 EDT (#)
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This post oozes creative juices. Well done.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-28 16:05:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:41:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:41:47 EDT (#)
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my little sista uses a polaroid. hopefully not like that though.
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She does, but being from WI she's much paler.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:38:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:30:57 EDT (#)
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I think Babee is a woman.
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Dream on you lezzer.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:18:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:12:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:31:56 EDT (#)
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Isn't there some site where people post pixs of odd stuf they have found?
found treasures.com or something like that?
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www.foundmagazine.com
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Thanks for the link. There was some funny shit over there. Like this list someone found:
To NOT Do List
FOUND by Diane Sullivan in Burlington, VT
-DO NOT spend money on anything except:
clothing for winter/Halloween
Grocery Items
Sarah's Birthday dinner
Sushi
Metal show/ movie Kill Bill
!!save all other money!!
-DO NOT "fall in love" with any strangers
-DO NOT procrastinate the trip to Japan
-DO NOT eat junk!! Any form of potato or corn chips. No Fritos, no
Lays, no Ruffles, no Cape Cod nothing!! No maple lead cookies, no
peanut butter cookies!
-DO NOT start another tab at work
-DO NOT fret over Wendy or in any case "being alone"
-DO NOT borrow money from Mom
-DO NOT eat at Oasis or any shit food place
-DO NOT watch pornographic movies
-DO NOT Masturbate
-DO NOT MASTURBATE!!!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-27 21:14:02 EDT (#)
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I love how you made up a whole story just from a few lines and a picture. Wonderfully creative.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:30:57 EDT (#)
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I think Babee is a woman.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:17:30 EDT (#)
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I've often speculated on the stories behind the odd contents stuffed into University Library books. You never really find them in the ones from the public library, but the uni always has a few.
I checked out a bit of German Lit from the Rare Book section and found a picture of a girl with jet black hair and delicate almond eyes, wearing a white trench coat, standing in front of a large piece of modern art, a giant amorphous white statue that sprawled down a flight of steps. She had the excited and youthful smile of a girl having visited some important place for the first time. She hunched a bit, waving to the camera. The colours had faded, I would guess the photo was more than a few years old.
There was no caption. On the back there was only a black heart smudged by what I'd guess was a thumb print.
Beautiful girl, abandoned in the pages of an ancient book with no cause or explanation. I wonder where she went. I wonder what her smile might look like now.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:41:47 EDT (#)
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my little sista uses a polaroid. hopefully not like that though.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:12:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:31:56 EDT (#)
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Isn't there some site where people post pixs of odd stuf they have found?
found treasures.com or something like that?
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www.foundmagazine.com
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:22:17 EDT (#)
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intriguing
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:57:23 EDT (#)
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BOI OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:53:27 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:46:03 EDT (#)
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That ass looks familiar...I think I fucked that chick a few years ago.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:28:11 EDT (#)
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B@W.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:23:28 EDT (#)
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That poloroid is a relic.
Sometimes I think it would be a fantastic idea to leave little mysterious things like that littered around public nooks and crannies for people to marvel at, but then I just sit down and drive around stockport in my imagination for awhile to remind myself how appaling that would actually be.
A university is probably the best place for that sort of thing. They're just as rotton as everywhere else but at least they have the decency to pretend.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:03:24 EDT (#)
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Never mind. You're talking about the writing on the picture. Duh.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:02:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 04:54:25 EDT (#)
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I like how the colour of the writing matches her thong.
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What exactly is that supposed to mean?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:31:56 EDT (#)
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Isn't there some site where people post pixs of odd stuf they have found?
found treasures.com or something like that?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:43:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:35:19 EDT (#)
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Pretty awesome. I enjoyed this.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-27 07:49:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 04:54:25 EDT (#)
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I have sent more intimate pictures to strangers.
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I have received no offers for such delights.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-27 07:15:30 EDT (#)
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that's a REALLY good find. I've been finding things for a while, and haven't ever seen anything that good.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-03-27 06:58:25 EDT (#)
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They should point all freshers to this post to improve library attendance. I hated my uni library, but I still owe them £40 in fees. Psych!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 05:14:36 EDT (#)
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You should've placed it in another book and started a weird chain-type thing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 04:54:25 EDT (#)
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I like how the colour of the writing matches her thong.
It is very tame, however. I have sent more intimate pictures to strangers.
Nice post. (Even if isn't for real, who cares?)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 04:27:55 EDT (#)
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Its a nice arse (not ass)
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-03-27 03:09:36 EDT (#)
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No Commemt
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-03-27 02:15:54 EDT (#)
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I'd hit that.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-27 02:01:15 EDT (#)
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That could be a guy's ass, and we would never know. Refer to Hurt's trannie post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-27 01:54:45 EDT (#)
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what Donovan said.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:48:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:44:36 EDT (#)
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lolz
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:31:57 EDT (#)
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Solid Uber post. Short and mildy interesting. Well done sir.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:13:49 EDT (#)
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I liked this.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-27 00:10:43 EDT (#)
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I saw a blurb on yahoo news about "get your polaroids while they're hot" because polaroid will soon stop using uh polaroids. So yeah, I'm not drunk.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-26 23:47:31 EDT (#)
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Yes, I did indeed find the picture in said book. I had a good laugh at that. Everything else is conjecture.
In reality, I suspect the picture had been in there for quite a while. Who uses a Polaroid any more?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-26 23:31:00 EDT (#)
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This entertained me.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-26 23:30:16 EDT (#)
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This was a good read. If you really did find this pic where you say, then kudos.
I have found myself creating within my mind this built up story about people based on a minutia of evidence (like you pic). I to would create within my head elaborate situations based off almost nothing. This is reminiscent of something I would think up.
GTFO of my head.