SPT: Toilet Humor (592 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.36 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-03-27 07:37:16 EDT
Or not. Everyone is special in their own unique way. Water is love.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here you go ok, ok, ok!!!!!!! now stop drinking that water.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-28 02:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick: bigger than a bridge
Your dick: look like a little kid's
My dick: large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick: locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick: so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick: pink and big
Your dick: stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick: more mass than the Earth
Your dick: half staff, it needs work
My dick: been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick: V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-03-27 21:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+0 Mildly amusing pictures.
-1 Shitty captions.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-27 21:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The dueling shits remind me of the shithouse in the old WW2-vintage army barracks. But, they had 2 rows of 3, facing each other. We called it the six-pack. Just to fuck with people, I'd take a deck of cards into the can, and shuffle them while pinching one off.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko and I were both Chemical Engineering majors at one point.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:58:46 EDT (#)
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Chemical Engineering! So fancy! I didn't think you were that smart, Hypospadias. That is an excellent career. Very competitive as you know so it's great you've got your foot in the door. Well, congratulations then!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:51:06 EDT (#)
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I have several years Lab experience not to mention that I'm actively engaged in schooling for a Chemical Engineer degree. In all, it totals for me to make a ladder move within my company on the stipulations that I complete my schooling or portion thereof in a certain amount of time; parameters to be set pending on procedure in transfer, date of move/new position, etc. etc.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:44:53 EDT (#)
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Of course I'm happy for you, Hypospadias! But how did you become a chemist all of a sudden?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:35:19 EDT (#)
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I just got promoted BE...are you happy for me? I take the position in about 30-60 days.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:14:30 EDT (#)
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sicosemen is a chemist now?
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Schweet
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cool
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:46:14 EDT (#)
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When I was a small boy I told my teacher the estimated wind speed whithin the red spot on Jupiter and she congratulated me. I think she should be imprisoned for failing to spot the warning signs.
What if children lived perfectly ordinary lives untill they are 9 and then are transported away for a year to live some sort of adventure? They'd be there for a year with Ludo and Snagglepus or whatever learning about moral dilemmas and feelings and consequences and then BAM the machine is turned off. THey think everything that happened is a lie even though they've been told it was from their own imaginations. Adolesence is spent in California learning exclusivly how to have good sex.
All the children that have nervous breakdowns are taken away to a special city whithin a dome where everything; the buildings, the furniture, the streets and appliances are made from cotton. That way wherever they are, whatever they are doing, they can climb inside something to feel warm and safe and hidden. Anyone attempting to leave the dome will be shot.
The rest will go on an intense physicial training course and all pregnancies aborted. 8 months later the entire generation will be ready to go into space, so working in an accountancy firm will pose no problem for any of them.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chuckle
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chuckle
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know a pub with the big red lip urinals! Love giving them a golden shower
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should post more often this was really good
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another quality submission from the master of all things fecal.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
retal :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice fluo logo, fag
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is up with the negative rating. It IS SPT for christ's sake.
Dig the new logo.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha :)
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd never seen it before so I was amused.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MORE BRAND NEW STUFF FROM SICO!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+0 Mildly amusing pictures.
-1 Shitty captions.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow...i've never seen these a hundred fucking times
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-03-27 07:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
email is a wonderful invention. i check mine regularly, and this morning was the lucky recipient of a number of offers to enlarge my genitalia.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 07:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAR HAR
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-03-27 07:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Especially liked the chick with the camera - happens to me all the time.