SPT: A Series Of Ordinary Events (With Poor Quality Camwhore!) (2577 hits)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (View user info) at 2008-03-27 08:48:44 EDT
SPT: A Series Of Ordinary Events (with Camwhore!)
For Flash (Ah-haa), because I want to snog him.
Last Wednesday, the folks at the toilet paper factory where I work booked a room at the local Geordie Social Club for a mid week booze fest. I got there about 6.30pm after a meal of Big Mac, fries and cola, supersized of course.
My Line Manger (who is male) arrived after I had downed my first shandy of the night and parked himself next to me. I say parked because he is terribly obese and pig ugly. He continued plying me with shandy and BabyCham throughout the evening (the bar was clean out of Lambrini).
Small pieces of our chit-chat;
DreamWeaver: I remember when you were first transferred from the Telford depot. You asked which of the factory girls had the lowest self esteem and were an easy lay.
Line Manager: Yeah, I thought there would be loads of morally loose wenches, not so many Polish immigrants, present company excluded, naturally!
DW: Of course! Hehe. I could slice the BO surrounding you with a spoon.
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Co-Slave: I have to keep an eye out for my girlfriend, Karen. She is joining us later.
DW: Isn't karen your cousin?
CS: Yep.
DW: How old is Karens son, now?
CS: 18. Why?
DW: Is she bringing him along, he is well fit. For a kid.
CS: Nah. he has a shift on at the kebab house down the road.
DW: Damn.
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Line Manager: I like your Soveriegn ring.
DreamWeaver: I like your moustache.
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DreamWeaver: (Playing seductively with Sovereign ring) ...And if you hold your fist like this, so the ring faces this way, when you punch 'em, you draw blood. (Passes ring to Line Manager to try on).
Line Manager: (Grinding the Sovereign ring down his sausage like pinky finger). Cool.(Admires the craftmenship of Elizabeth Duke). Hey, how do ya get this thing off, like? (Sucks finger in attempt to lubricate).
DW: Hmmm. That is what I do, too. (Puts middle finger in over-lipglossed mouth, starts sucking up and down length of finger).
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DreamWeaver: My eyes have gone bonk, I am so wasted.
Line Manager: You don't seem pissed to me. You've only had 12 drinks. I heard, at the Christmas staff party you supped 24 bottles of Newcastle Brown before you photocopied your tits and vomitted on Steve from the Cardboard Tube Inserts Division.
DW: I only had a Maccy D's before I came here. Hey, you should see inside my panties, there is a party going on and you're invited. Oh, but I am not wearing any panties...
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DreamWeaver: Bollocks. It is nearly midnight, I gotta get back, the last bus is in 20 minutes.
Line Manager: Nooo, stay! We're off to the disco down at Illusions in a minute. Come on, I'll get ya a Malibu and Coke?
DW: Uhhhh, no, I really got to go. (Puts on faux fur coat from Select and sticks tongue down Line Managers throat, reaching under his giant, pendulous belly to grab his crotch for a quick feel).
LM: Mmmm, night then.
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Outside, the cold air makes my head spin. I stumble along the road, tripping and swaying to Bodrum for a Doner Kebab, all the trimmings.
I am served by Danny, Karens son. After a little flirting we are in the store cupboard round the back. He hitches my mini skirt to my waist and gives me one on top of a box of pitta bread.
I hope the mobile number he has given me isn't fake.
Non drunk Camwhore below:
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:26:13 EDT (#)
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Pull it out? I'm surprised sico hasn't resurreced it.
Pull it out and be really mean. the power will make you hard.
lol
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:16:45 EDT (#)
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i can honestly say I've been here 3 years and only made one alter and that was just to host a (1) picture too big for photobucket when photobucket was only hosting tiny jpgs.
I wonder if I can pull out my old alter...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:04:42 EDT (#)
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Listen here, Bonger, on my first alter out I did a banjo and everyone knows it is me.
Besides, I never really reviewed with this account, just made parodies of other users posts.
It's not like i am beano.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:59:59 EDT (#)
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you're the last person who needs another uber ID.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:56:54 EDT (#)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SEE NOW
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:08:49 EDT (#)
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I think I detect a smattering of semen in that pic.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-18 13:00:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 17:36:01 BST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115788#2678573
How did this review find its way onto THIS post?
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I do not appreciate my post being referred to as 'THIS' like it is doggy poo on the sole of your Malano Blaniks.
tut.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:36:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115788#2678573
How did this review find its way onto THIS post?
Whoa. That was outta left field.
I liked it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:29:33 EDT (#)
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This pic is the desktop on my mobile.
(is he joking?)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:27:35 EDT (#)
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She sucked. The piss taking bitch. Anyway, I heard she went back blonde, got knocked up and now lives on the streets of Grimsby, begging for a living.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:23:10 EDT (#)
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I miss DreamWeaver.
She was a wee hottie.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:12:17 EDT (#)
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I like woolfe. decent chap. or chapess.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:09:38 EDT (#)
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woolfe spammed me with +2s one day, too.
Good doggy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:08:04 EDT (#)
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Oooh, i have a fan in woolfe!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-12 06:44:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-12 11:58:27 EDT (#)
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I tried reading them, I really did, but I just cant read erotica - even if it is awesomely dubbed Uberotica.
I dont know why I cant get into it; probably because it makes my sexual history seem very crap and lame. Probably because it is just very crap and lame : (
...you wanna do something sometime?
x
p.s travel post to come, am working on it
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-02 04:51:26 EDT (#)
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Don't mind me.
Just having a wee perv.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:08:04 EDT (#)
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me too
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:43:59 EDT (#)
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i would very much like to cum on your face
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:00:52 EDT (#)
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Just sit on my face already, you sex-pot.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-03-31 09:47:38 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:49:14 EDT (#)
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:) every hole.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 06:18:30 EDT (#)
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Heathrow is a distorted view of our country.
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this is true. it's much better outside the airport. i endure direct flights through Europe instead of stopping at Heathrow because it's the biggest clusterfuck of an airport i have ever seen and there's no good places to eat on long layovers.
ps- you look cute as a button in that picture. a button i'd like to fuck hard in every hole and put away wet.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-03-30 04:11:48 EDT (#)
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okay, this was pretty fucking funny...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-29 20:59:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-29 11:33:47 GMT (#)
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Nor did I tell you about berry lucky charms, but now you are ruining your surprise, camel cunt.
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You are in for a treat!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-29 20:58:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-29 10:23:27 GMT (#)
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enjoy your day in the sun. I'm going backpacking when I get off.
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*jealous*
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-29 20:33:44 EDT (#)
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Keeping up the side for the girlies, you go!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-29 07:33:47 EDT (#)
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Nor did I tell you about berry lucky charms, but now you are ruining your surprise, camel cunt.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-29 06:23:27 EDT (#)
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enjoy your day in the sun. I'm going backpacking when I get off.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 06:18:30 EDT (#)
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Heathrow is a distorted view of our country.
I will think of you working hard, or not, as I take my bambinos to the park. In the sunshine. :)
Enjoy your cupcakes of death (pink and chocolate iced -frosted? - ar the best).
:)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-29 06:07:46 EDT (#)
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harlot! trolling with your blonde hair!
The times I've passed through Heathrow on my way to that shithole of sand and suck, it always appears to me a slightly skewed version of the world, like I stepped through into the twilight zone where there's some sense of propriety and everyone sounds different.
but every UK woman i've met during my travels has been fit and trim. rawr.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:58:55 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha. Mmmm... I make good cupcakes. Be wary of bought into work cupcakes, they nay be laced with strychnine. Here, we call cupcakes buns. 'Would you like a bun?'
I have to have my roots touched up. Blonde roots on dark hair look gross. Plus, the colour fades extra fast. And I swim a lot, and I don't wear a cap. I haven't the body to pull a cap and Speedos off. Trust me, blonde is best. Besides, brunettes, they get no attention! As a blonde, I get pipped when walking down the street and chatted up in bars and stuff. Hell, I like that. as a brunette, I am virtually invisible.
10pm til 8am is nothing. My other half works 6am til 6pm and 6pm til 6am shifts. With travel time, thats like nearly 14 hours.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:49:15 EDT (#)
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and by teddy i mean the kind that you wear.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:47:30 EDT (#)
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you don't want to work 10pm to 8am though, do you?
also, cupcakes are tasty. someone must have brought some in because there's a big tray of them sitting here, and this kinda shit doesn't just magically appear around here.
Summer is coming and I'm looking forward to it. why in god's name would you have to spend that much money every 5 weeks?? Are you taking a shower in bleach?
Do you feel dirty? Touched in the no-no spot? Show us on the teddy where they touched.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:33:16 EDT (#)
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Is cupcake slang for something? Or just a small, iced sponge treat?
I'd love a cupcake.
I already started the blonde process. It will take until summer to be my natural light blonde. And I then I don't have to pay 50 quid (that's like a zillion dollars, right hehe) every 5 weeks. No, I do look better blonde, the first pic was not flattering.
I wish my weekend lasted until tuesday :(
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:27:33 EDT (#)
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it's 225am in california, but when I'm off shift at 8am my weekend will begin until Tuesday night.
also, i agree with statements below about the dark hair looking better than the blonde. just keep up on it. or maybe get some streaks.
would you like a cupcake?
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:21:30 EDT (#)
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You do know, talking about oneself in the third person is a sign of madness. Said Orphy.
No one should be at work, it is the weekend. Well, here anyway. Yay!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:18:45 EDT (#)
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angry GodChicken is trapped at work all night and hates life.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:07:12 EDT (#)
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I'm afraid, I am going to have to hurry you rob.....
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 05:06:37 EDT (#)
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*rummages in big barrel of gifts*
rob... you have won... A bombarbment of -2's on the poster of your choice! Congratulations!
*applause*
Now rob, would you like to take this prize home today, or would you like to gamble for todays mystery star prize?
*normally the audience would shout 'gamble' at this point, but it is only you, I and Danger_Ranger, and DR is too cool to be a gameshow audience member*
*although, I did see Whiskey_Jack creeping around earlier. Not creep in a bad way, he was on tippy toes is all*
rob, what would you like to do...?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-29 04:46:13 EDT (#)
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WOO!
Lucky Dip.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 04:13:04 EDT (#)
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Oh noes! Silly me it is right, I got all confused with mirror images.
rob I +2 you anyway, so you can either nominate someone else for your prize (even Linus) or you can pick something from the 'lucky dip'.
What will it be?
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 04:09:34 EDT (#)
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No rob, quick, guess again!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-29 04:04:02 EDT (#)
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I'm gunna guess right eye.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 04:02:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-28 23:11:44 GMT (#)
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You should really have a professional take a look at that lump.
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lol. Do you mean on my neck or just my entire head or body in general? :)
Ten +2s for the first person to guess - which eye does the tumor grow behind!
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-29 04:00:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-28 22:42:26 GMT (#)
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need a picture of your boss
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Say what??
Rob, you are too kind. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-29 00:29:32 EDT (#)
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i would rather have the real thing. Today.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 21:31:27 EDT (#)
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If you're awake RIGHT NOW we can have phone sex...
...if not, it will have to wait.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-28 19:11:44 EDT (#)
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You should really have a professional take a look at that lump.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-28 18:56:13 EDT (#)
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MEGATARD
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-28 18:42:26 EDT (#)
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need a picture of your boss
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:18:59 EDT (#)
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Keep making these hot posts, and i have no choice.
Genes, hormones, you know the deal...;-)
Going to the city now to fix my pot-stock deficiency. See you in 3 hours.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:16:16 EDT (#)
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oh, and yay! it is the weekend.
Have a good one, rorrim. you always seem to! :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:14:09 EDT (#)
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best news ever rorrim!! :)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:13:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:10:04 EDT (#)
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I thought you had gone home!!
Thank god i'm home, and it's weekend! That's Uber.
And also : yes, i'm considering visitting Uebercon.
A x 4 da 'lady'.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:10:04 EDT (#)
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I thought you had gone home!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:38:15 EDT (#)
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*whistles innocently*
*lingering gaze*
Damn! You caught me staring :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:59:35 EDT (#)
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Oh! Ltap, I apologise for being thick. No, I made the whole thing up, ripped off this B@W post
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115755
(Hey Bart, where is my B@W?) Anyway, if I had worked at a toilet roll factory and the Line Manager was such a pervy idiot, yes, I would set himup to sue his flabby ass.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:33:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 04:30:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-28 02:18:31 GMT (#)
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I can't figure out whether you actually like the "LM" or if you are just enticing him to get a pot of gold from a sexual harassment suit.
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Eh? LM to me is LittleMonster ie verynice looking lady who writes great posts. What are you on about?!
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The Line Manager.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 05:08:37 EDT (#)
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Okay doll. Don't say you didn't ask for it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 05:06:27 EDT (#)
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Hahaha and yes.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 05:04:54 EDT (#)
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Dam'
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 05:04:41 EDT (#)
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Fuck me, look at the hits!
Haha! I am right behind you on Most Heated!
And drop me an email sometime, go on. I don't bite. :)
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I see that overnight you have romped ahead. Well done.
Do you still use the email thats on your first couple of posts?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 04:30:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-28 02:18:31 GMT (#)
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I can't figure out whether you actually like the "LM" or if you are just enticing him to get a pot of gold from a sexual harassment suit.
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Eh? LM to me is LittleMonster ie verynice looking lady who writes great posts. What are you on about?!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 04:25:50 EDT (#)
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I suppose it should be koo, but I call you moo in my head.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 04:13:29 EDT (#)
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Thanks, moo.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 02:52:57 EDT (#)
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I just realized this was a picture of you, dark hair suits you much better, by the way.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-27 22:18:31 EDT (#)
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I can't figure out whether you actually like the "LM" or if you are just enticing him to get a pot of gold from a sexual harassment suit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:14:52 EDT (#)
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I don't want to sound greedy, but I like to do it several times first.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:05:24 EDT (#)
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With a little better communication, we could come together next time.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:04:10 EDT (#)
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Three minutes prior to this picture, so did I shlongy :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:00:18 EDT (#)
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Fuck it...I came.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:00:04 EDT (#)
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While it really doesn't guarantee ANYTHING, IT SURE WON'T HURT YOUR CHANCES.
We don't have to "sleep", per se.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:56:44 EDT (#)
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I am thinking of having fat injected into my top lip. I haven't got one when I smile.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:54:20 EDT (#)
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El you look 26. No way 25.
I wonder if Hurty gets to stand on the ledge of the rubbish waggon at the back while it moves. That looks to be a job perk.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:51:13 EDT (#)
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well im 31, shame i look 25
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:49:54 EDT (#)
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From what I gather, sleeping with Shlongy is the only way to guarantee auto +2s.
And i do dig older guys.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:44:54 EDT (#)
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are you offering?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:43:08 EDT (#)
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Get a whore to lick it off??
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:42:44 EDT (#)
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more jizz
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:41:44 EDT (#)
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OK, a little help here...what gets jizz off of a plasma monitor?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:33:55 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you're a bad girl! Keep me informed about that Brit ubercon. This post smells feminin.
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I hope that means you might make it!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:32:34 EDT (#)
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he will get a good price for those in glasgow
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:30:52 EDT (#)
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Most Heated! Yay! And without Hurty here!
Hurty got a new job as a dustbin man. He won't be Ubering anymore for a while :(
Early mornings and all that. Watch for needles, Hurty!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:27:33 EDT (#)
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giggity giggity gooooooo
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:26:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:53:06 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 21:05:05 GMT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:03:42 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a camwhore post without an angry -2?
*ANGER*
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I was starting to like you, too!
*weeps emo tears*
I had plenty enough anger on my first camwhore, thanks :)
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The fact that I'm almost impossible to like is part of my charm, probably.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:05:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:13:47 EDT (#)
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Doctor Who rocks. I wish my user name was Bad Wolf.
Yeah, you're a bad girl! Keep me informed about that Brit ubercon. This post smells feminin.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:53:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 21:05:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:03:42 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a camwhore post without an angry -2?
*ANGER*
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I was starting to like you, too!
*weeps emo tears*
I had plenty enough anger on my first camwhore, thanks :)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:03:42 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a camwhore post without an angry -2?
*ANGER*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:23:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:52:16 GMT (#)
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PAGING REDSKIESLOOKFAKE TO THE FRONT DESK PLEASE.
?????
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-27 15:53:41 EDT (#)
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cute.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:18:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:10:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:01:49 GMT (#)
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I know my vowels, though.
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Y is a vowel.
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...sometimes.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:10:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:01:49 GMT (#)
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I know my vowels, though.
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Y is a vowel.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:01:49 EDT (#)
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I know my vowels, though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:53:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:51:30 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:32:00 EDT (#)
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Just average then. Read my post. Or get sally to.
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dude, i don't read posts.
And Sally doesn't know how to read.
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Neither do I!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:51:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:32:00 EDT (#)
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Just average then. Read my post. Or get sally to.
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dude, i don't read posts.
And Sally doesn't know how to read.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:42:55 EDT (#)
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haha both Jeanneee and Orphelia are off, though I wish I looked like Amy Smart
however, I am mostly Scottish, but only in my genealogy so that doesn't count at all
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:32:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:12:15 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:50:18 EDT (#)
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Not funny and you is ugly.
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I didn't read the post but this girl is not ugly.
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Just average then. Read my post. Or get sally to.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:31:00 EDT (#)
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Squirty berty, have you seen them? Did you work your Lozelles charm on them to get pictures?!
Ballare - lithe, tanned, long highlighted hair, pretty but I bet she has a bit of a big nose.
Toe - dark, short, scary looking but really pretty under the scowl.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:28:13 EDT (#)
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Toe looks like she really doesn't belong in New Zealand. Ballare looks like she belongs in Scotland.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:12:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny and you is ugly.
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I didn't read the post but this girl is not ugly.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:11:48 EDT (#)
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About the blue thing with the white marks over you shoulder: is that a towel?
Are you topless???
*unbuckles*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EXTRA ordinary.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:01:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:57:23 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:21:47 EDT (#)
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I think Uber needs a Ballare camwhore. And while I am thinking it, a Toe one too.
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Totally. I want to see if they look how I picture them to look.
Just in the interest of full disclosure, I think Ballare looks like the girl who played James Van Der Beek's girlfriend in "Varsity Blues," and I think i_can_has_cheezburger_toe looks like the angry alcoholic waitress from "Waiting."
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Ballare already camwhored, kinda, she blocked out her face but you can tell she is nubile and gorgeous :)
You can bet Toe looks sexy but a bitch. You gotta love Toe.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:59:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:52:30 GMT (#)
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Make it London, zone 1, and I'm there.
I didn't know you were Polish - but you need a bit of polish.
I'm here all week.
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Glad you are back, how was Thailand, or where ever you jetted off to this time?
I forgot you are in the city. One forgets the non Brits taking refuge in the UK.
Oh, write something!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:57:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:21:47 EDT (#)
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I think Uber needs a Ballare camwhore. And while I am thinking it, a Toe one too.
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Totally. I want to see if they look how I picture them to look.
Just in the interest of full disclosure, I think Ballare looks like the girl who played James Van Der Beek's girlfriend in "Varsity Blues," and I think i_can_has_cheezburger_toe looks like the angry alcoholic waitress from "Waiting."
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:54:08 EDT (#)
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I keep forgetting to change to a +2. So bloody rude of me.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:52:53 EDT (#)
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He hasn't -2'd me all day. It feels weird.
When will the re-blondification be complete?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:52:30 EDT (#)
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Make it London, zone 1, and I'm there.
I didn't know you were Polish - but you need a bit of polish.
I'm here all week.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:37:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:26:20 GMT (#)
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No chance, the southerners won't hear of it!
You tease... :)
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Hmmm. So just how south are we talking hear missy?
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I dunno, Hurty is your man to speak to and I have no idea where he is today.
It's late for him to be sleeping in, surely.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Werd.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:27:03 EDT (#)
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You will post it when I sleep :(
Do it!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:26:20 EDT (#)
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No chance, the southerners won't hear of it!
You tease... :)
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Hmmm. So just how south are we talking hear missy?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:24:24 EDT (#)
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Ask and ye shall receive
Well, maybe
If I get bored at work today, which is pretty much guaranteed.
My job sucks :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:21:47 EDT (#)
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I think Uber needs a Ballare camwhore. And while I am thinking it, a Toe one too.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:21:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:20:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:15:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Steve from the Cardboard Tube Inserts Division
haha
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I love you Ballare, as that is my favourite bit :)
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Let's make babies.
I might even camwhore today to show everyone how pretty our babies would be.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:17:30 EDT (#)
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PS. When's Shlongy's turn?
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Anytime you like.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:15:32 GMT (#)
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Steve from the Cardboard Tube Inserts Division
haha
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I love you Ballare, as that is my favourite bit :)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Steve from the Cardboard Tube Inserts Division
haha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:15:12 EDT (#)
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So, did you fuck him?
PS. When's Shlongy's turn?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have mail, cunt!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:04:50 EDT (#)
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No chance, the southerners won't hear of it!
You tease... :)
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Hmmm. So just how south are we talking hear missy?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:00:17 EDT (#)
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Lordy, dithered, that was fast!
*impressed*
I knew as I was typing that the filthy minded would take it that way.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:59:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:57:56 EDT (#)
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how about pics of my box?
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yes, please. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:57:56 EDT (#)
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Sico, I can't send satsumas they are out of season until winter again :(
how about pics for my box of Lucky Charms?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:57:10 EDT (#)
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Hi Em!
I was picking out of the Brits. You would be top of the Yanks for me :)
Too cute :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still hungry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115788#2678490 send more pics please.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aw, oathmeal you'll make me blush. :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:38:33 EDT (#)
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hey orphelia i just realised this is you.
so i said what i said below before i even knew that.
cutie.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima
Orphelia
LM
...a veritable menagerie of hotness grouped together in a convenient trio of nubile young women.
Heaven hath no such glory, I tell you, and I don't need to have been there to know that.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:34:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 06:19:55 PDT (#)
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Very, VERY kissable.
Love it.
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I agree. You're super super cute.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:03:28 EDT (#)
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if I was gonna get lez with a female uberer, i'd choose LM everytime :)
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every time? :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:29:54 EDT (#)
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Is technology a relection of a societies understanding of the world is a societies understanding of the world reflected in the technology it uses? The obvious answer is that both are bollocks and poorly phrased, which is true, but bollocks though it may be the sentance dances with a ravishing partner:
What is technology?
Portrayed in art through the crude bulk of steampunk or the sterile fashionings of hacks belies the visceral truth; that technology is an extension of ourselves. Nothing more and nothing less. Technology is sex and cruelty and hunger and chills and remorse. Technology is a whalebone knife hacking through the cunt of a woman in labour. Technology is a gas chamber full of jews. Technology is your breakfast cereal.
I am terrified that in a world of plastic cocks and rubber pussies that people are still worried about man's extinction through nuclear war. Clearly the answer is far more powerful hallucinogenic drugs, ideally injected directly into the water supply of the general populace or, failing that, directly into my frontal lobe.
I'm not anxious or anything, I just think drugs are awesome.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:23:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115755
The original and the best, by the way.
B@W!! Yay!!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:15:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:14:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:08:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:05:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:03:28 EDT (#)
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if I was gonna get lez with a female uberer, i'd choose LM everytime :)
______________________
THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
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Hang on, you were the guy that got his panties in a twist about my camwhore.
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Showcasing glorious boobs such as yours always incites some good, old-fashioned hate at first.
Then of course the hypnotic quality of the aforementioned boobs slowly starts to replace 'hate' with 'holy shit what I wouldn't do to that woman'.
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Well then.......happy days :)
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:14:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:08:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:05:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:03:28 EDT (#)
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if I was gonna get lez with a female uberer, i'd choose LM everytime :)
______________________
THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
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Hang on, you were the guy that got his panties in a twist about my camwhore.
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Showcasing glorious boobs such as yours always incites some good, old-fashioned hate at first.
Then of course the hypnotic quality of the aforementioned boobs slowly starts to replace 'hate' with 'holy shit what I wouldn't do to that woman'.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:11:49 EDT (#)
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don't use my comments to add controversy and heat.
fin..
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:10:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-27 15:09:12 GMT (#)
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why don't people ever camp on good posts?
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*cries*
*blue eyeshadow runs*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:09:12 EDT (#)
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why don't people ever camp on good posts?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:08:58 EDT (#)
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Oh LittleMonster, feeling is mutual!!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:08:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:05:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:03:28 EDT (#)
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if I was gonna get lez with a female uberer, i'd choose LM everytime :)
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THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
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Hang on, you were the guy that got his panties in a twist about my camwhore. Fickle you uber users.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:08:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:06:13 EDT (#)
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orphy, you can rock my face off anyday!
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..............
...great. Now I need a towel.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:07:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 15:05:23 GMT (#)
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Fuck sake.
*sigh*
Sorry.
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didn't the wonky smile and crap hair give it away?
i thought it was obvious :)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:06:13 EDT (#)
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Just read the reviews!
orphy, you can rock my face off anyday!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:05:50 EDT (#)
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if I was gonna get lez with a female uberer, i'd choose LM everytime :)
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I'm betting this would make a LOT of money in a pay-per-view webcast format.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:05:24 EDT (#)
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so far Brit uber is me, hurty and his girlf.
Wait....
That sounds like a threesome to me. uh oh
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:03:28 EDT (#)
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if I was gonna get lez with a female uberer, i'd choose LM everytime :)
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THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:05:23 EDT (#)
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Fuck sake.
*sigh*
Sorry.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:04:04 EDT (#)
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ok please dont make me ejaculate, i have a meeting for the next hour.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:03:28 EDT (#)
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if I was gonna get lez with a female uberer, i'd choose LM everytime :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:03:02 EDT (#)
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Hehhe the Brit Uber should be fun, im taking a three pack and not using any.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:02:57 EDT (#)
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Pay?
Oh I'm sure you are. and we appreciate it.
it's reparations from winning the revolutionary war.
George Washington made sure that you would have to pay for our Tv programming once it was invented.
It's in the Declaration of Independence. size 6 font, near the bottom.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphelia and LM need to just start making out now so I can ejaculate and have it be done with.
Good lord. I seriously can't remember ubersite ever having such a high concentration of hot female users.
For the longest time it was just Jeanneee.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:59:01 EDT (#)
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Oh LM whispers *this is orphelias alter, shhhh*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:58:40 EDT (#)
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shush, no one tell LM :)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:57:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:50:18 EDT (#)
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Not funny and you is ugly.
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Orphy love, play nice. You know your Fjs number one girl!
Besides, she is very pretty and I laughed at the post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:52:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:48:36 EDT (#)
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regardless your daughter is lovely
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Some days, willie, I like you so much
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I think you say that most days.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:51:13 EDT (#)
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Hey I'm not just gonna let anyone in you know, its an exclusive club!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:48:36 EDT (#)
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regardless your daughter is lovely
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Some days, willie, I like you so much :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:47:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:45:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:42:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:36:33 GMT (#)
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of course one wonders just when the photo was taken.
fortunately, with my enhanced photo-scan capabilities, i have recreated the entire picture and located the 1994 newspaper which had been cropped out of the original shot.
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I was not responsible for the green wall in the background.
And the newspaper is 1982, actually.
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regardless your daughter is lovely
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:45:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:36:39 GMT (#)
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they are shish-kebabs here as well, we don't have the sammich version so any kebab is meat on a stick.
I havnt seen Doctor Who in years, I dont even know if it's on here
BBCAmerica possibly.
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ou should totally make the effort, both Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant are really good.
I hear BBCAmerica is pap. Hang on, BBCAMERICA? Are we paying for that (we have to have a licence to own a TV to pay for the BBC)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:42:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:36:33 GMT (#)
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of course one wonders just when the photo was taken.
fortunately, with my enhanced photo-scan capabilities, i have recreated the entire picture and located the 1994 newspaper which had been cropped out of the original shot.
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I was not responsible for the green wall in the background.
And the newspaper is 1982, actually.
CT I am going back blonde as we speak. I am already a few shade lighter. It is a long process and I have no idea what possessed me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:42:09 EDT (#)
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Wears rawhide helmets and shouts at spiders, below.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:41:45 EDT (#)
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I have a new crush.
*sigh*
Orphelia. So pretty.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha at dithered. I have an ok figure, nothing to shout about.
I wouldn't do a below neck camwhore 'cos you'd all take the piss out of my gigantic bosoms.
Come to the Brit Ubercon in a few months and see for yourself :)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:36:39 EDT (#)
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they are shish-kebabs here as well, we don't have the sammich version so any kebab is meat on a stick.
I havnt seen Doctor Who in years, I dont even know if it's on here
BBCAmerica possibly.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:36:33 EDT (#)
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of course one wonders just when the photo was taken.
fortunately, with my enhanced photo-scan capabilities, i have recreated the entire picture and located the 1994 newspaper which had been cropped out of the original shot.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+3 for being Polish
-1 for going brunette - go back to blond ^_^
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:34:23 EDT (#)
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I happen to find you incredibly attractive.
Now...if you can just convince me that you took this picture from the neck up NOT just to hide the rest of your flabby, pasty body then I'll be reaffirmed in my suspicions that you are in fact quite beautiful.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vampires are sexy.
Had to create a new label just for you: http://www.ubersite.com/u/F.J.Bell/l/uberbeauties
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:31:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:20:04 GMT (#)
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what is that beef? lamb?
they are like a pita sandwich.
over here a kebab is meat and veggies on a skewer.
http://www.comstock.com/web/search/loupe.asp?Image=bxp27970.jpg&Type=BX
The best Doctor was Tom Baker.
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I have no idea wht kebab meat is, probably dog. Yeah, it is dubious meat in pitta with salad.
We have your kind of kebabs but they are called shish kebabs. don't ask me why.
Hahah yeah Tom Baker was the best (showing my age) but I really like David Tennant. Have you seen the recent series. If you are familiar with the clockwork episode, set in France, I am sure the chick who plays Madame de Pompadour is the lead lady in Moonlight. (I love vampires and stuff, too).
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:30:13 EDT (#)
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I was packing a lunch this morning and thought of you. I got out my multi-grain bread, lathered both pieces up with some Miracle Whip©, and put a nice bed of Dole© lettuce down on my bread. On the other piece of bread I unwrapped a Kraft Single© piece of yellow American cheese and gently placed it down on the bread. After that, I smeared some Gulden's Brown© mustard on top of the cheese and was getting ready for the best sandwich ever, which of course I wouldn't get to eat until lunch time. I pulled out a bag of Boar's Head© roast beef and I thought of that picture of your vagina you sent me.
I'm sad to say that your vagina looks like a bag of bunched up roast beef. Don't worry though, I heard labiaplasty is becoming a common trend and you can get your lips fixed.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:20:04 EDT (#)
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what is that beef? lamb?
they are like a pita sandwich.
over here a kebab is meat and veggies on a skewer.
http://www.comstock.com/web/search/loupe.asp?Image=bxp27970.jpg&Type=BX
The best Doctor was Tom Baker.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:13:47 EDT (#)
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http://dedozzo.altervista.org/_altervista_ht/kebab/kebab1.jpg
Sorry, Fallen. That is a kebab. A kebab house is an establishment which serves such delicacies.
Doctor Who rocks. I wish my user name was Bad Wolf.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:09:49 EDT (#)
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kebab house?
are these places like fast food?
like a McDonalds with kebabs?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 10:01:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:08:56 GMT (#)
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It's like you're a split personality.
You cut yourself down!
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No, I just have no dillusions about myself. BOING!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:56:06 EDT (#)
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+2 because I don't like blondes.
hard to read WAAAAAAAAAAY too much euro/brit speak for my American ears. and I grew up watching Monty Python and Doctor Who, on the telly.
Damn! Now you got me doing it.
TV, fuck.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:42:35 GMT (#)
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I like your poetry too much to rip it off.
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I'd love to lick you out.
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I have just totally been out-whored.
I... I...
*Speechless*
:)
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:43:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:18:45 GMT (#)
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Very funny - brown hair makes you look like some middle European sex toy in the Uk for some pounds to send home to mama for more borsch. I like this.
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You kmow I am Polish, right?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:42:35 EDT (#)
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I like your poetry too much to rip it off.
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I'd love to lick you out.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:41:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:39:30 GMT (#)
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I just noticed you didn't copy my little poem as an opener.
What gives?
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I like your poetry too much to rip it off.
hey bart, where is my B@W, eh? ;)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:39:30 EDT (#)
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I just noticed you didn't copy my little poem as an opener.
What gives?
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:29:23 EDT (#)
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WOWSERS BABBYYY U FANCY HOPPING ON MY TRICYCLE FOR SOME CUBA GOODING JUNIOR
ARIIIIBBBBA ARRRrrriba
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:27:58 EDT (#)
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hello deah baybay
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:22:11 EDT (#)
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Blimey, two usernames for different things but I admire you for using your alter for good not evil unlike some buffoons.
You have a pretty face and seem a very down to eath person but sometimes I do think if you come across a tad slutty (and thats from me!), but deep down I bet your a lovely lady.
LOVE YOU ORPHELIA!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:19:55 EDT (#)
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Very, VERY kissable.
Love it.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:18:45 EDT (#)
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Very funny - brown hair makes you look like some middle European sex toy in the Uk for some pounds to send home to mama for more borsch. I like this.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:16:22 GMT (#)
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Why didnt you post this under Orphelia???
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I dunno. I thought I could use DW to post fun stuff and Orphy for my 'serious' stuff.
*chuckles*
Why not?
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:17:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:10:29 GMT (#)
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You look a little bit like Lily Allen, except way sluttier. I dig that in a lady.
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I had a fringe put in and the resemblence is uncanny.
I am going back to blonde anyway. Blonde roots on brown hair look gross.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:16:22 EDT (#)
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Why didnt you post this under Orphelia???
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:15:03 EDT (#)
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I once fucked a broad who went by Martina that has a striking resemblance to you. It wasn't the highlight of my cock's career :P
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:10:29 EDT (#)
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You look a little bit like Lily Allen, except way sluttier. I dig that in a lady.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:08:56 EDT (#)
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It's like you're a split personality.
You cut yourself down!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:03:12 EDT (#)
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This is brilliant, hilarious.
You are stunning as a brunette.
Needs more blue eye-shadow though :D
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:02:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:50:18 GMT (#)
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Not funny and you is ugly
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That is you, you dimwit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:58:30 EDT (#)
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Definitely Picasso's Magnum Opus
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:58:29 EDT (#)
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well alright!
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:55:29 EDT (#)
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Do you think? I am going back to blonde. I hate being brunette :(
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:53:40 EDT (#)
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better as a brunette rather than a blonde at least.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:52:16 EDT (#)
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PAGING REDSKIESLOOKFAKE TO THE FRONT DESK PLEASE.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 08:50:18 EDT (#)
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Not funny and you is ugly.