SPT - All Things Considered... (769 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-03-27 12:28:28 EDT
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:51:00 EDT (#)
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I got a DAMN good chuckle out of this, until the depression set in.
My boyfriend's ex wife has three kids (the oldest of which turns 4 THIS WEEK, and the youngest is over 1)) and she's supposedly pregnant with #4. All with different fathers. She's been on welfare since she got preggo with the first one. She gets help with her utilities, practically free housing (4 bedroom apt, she pays 200/month), medical for all of them, and I think SSI. I've never heard of her keeping a job for more than 2 weeks (even though she gets childcare for almost free through the gov't).
I hate her with a fucking passion. She should be sterilized immediately. She's 21 yrs old.
Her teeth are falling out because she has had 3 kids in 3 years and is preggo again. Don't worry though, the Medicare will help her pay for the dentures.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-01 22:27:24 EDT (#)
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because ive actually been to the Tilton NH taco bell
...i like the guy atthe manchester one (taco tom) who talks like an airliner pilot is speaking over an intercom
where the hell are you creep? you must be a local
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-28 22:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:18:29 EDT (#)
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What the hell is a chalupa?
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Like a taco, but in a shell of deep fried flatbread. They're quite appealing after a night of heavy drinking.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-28 16:02:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:18:29 EDT (#)
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What the hell is a chalupa?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:01:47 EDT (#)
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nurrr...
I hate myself for enjoying TacoBell. Truly. But these days I only eat their food when I REALLY need a bowel movement. Works every time.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-27 16:51:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:59:52 EDT (#)
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Murray: Ok guys! time for the interesting buildings tour
Jermaine: Ugh, should be called the boring buildings tour
Murray: Why?
Jermaine: Because it's boring
Murray: It's not boring, there's a real buzz about it, everyone's talking about these tours.
Jermaine: Who's talking about it?
Murray: Bret, you were talking about it last week
Bret: I was saying it was boring.
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FOTC FTW. Hilarious show.
Ooh! And white-people-approved! - http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/77-musical-comedy/
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-27 15:20:16 EDT (#)
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I've never been to taco bell....
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-03-27 15:12:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:51:03 EDT (#)
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Anyway, her idea was to limit how many children people are allowed to have, specifically relating to welfare benefits. My idea was to eliminate welfare altogether. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em, and all that.
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I agree 100% with the last sentence. Its an argument I have used a few times.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:59:52 EDT (#)
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Murray: Ok guys! time for the interesting buildings tour
Jermaine: Ugh, should be called the boring buildings tour
Murray: Why?
Jermaine: Because it's boring
Murray: It's not boring, there's a real buzz about it, everyone's talking about these tours.
Jermaine: Who's talking about it?
Murray: Bret, you were talking about it last week
Bret: I was saying it was boring.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one was better than all the last.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:34:24 EDT (#)
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:-)
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:12:00 EDT (#)
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It's surprising how often I see two guys, a woman, and a kid sitting together at a fast food place. I think it's the new definition of a nuclear family.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-27 14:05:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 09:31:28 PDT (#)
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Ahahaha. Your mind works funny.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:59:28 EDT (#)
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Bombing via google maps. This was good.
Egg on your face if one of those kids gets into politics, though. So I guess there won't be any egg on your face.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:21:13 EDT (#)
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The Google thing makes me wonder if there are really over 6,000 Taco Bells in or near New Hampshire. That seems like a lot.
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"In or near" seems to be anywhere in the continental U.S. according to Google Maps.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:21:13 EDT (#)
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The Google thing makes me wonder if there are really over 6,000 Taco Bells in or near New Hampshire. That seems like a lot.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:19:39 EDT (#)
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OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KE...
...oh wait. Nevermind.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:18:54 EDT (#)
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awesome, carry on then.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:17:51 EDT (#)
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I don't mean that by the way. I was just looking for an excuse to tease you for being married to a fat chick.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:16:31 EDT (#)
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BAMF, we are all far too aware that interacting with me is the highlight of your appaling life, which would otherwise be nothing more than a mixture of drudgery and fucking your enormous wife, for your snarky little comment to hold any water.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:11:29 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed this.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:11:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:07:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:53:51 EDT (#)
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I'm very familiar with Idiocracy....I find it scary how plausible of an idea that movie is. The best example was the expanding family tree of idiocy they showed at one point.
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I was on the bus years ago listening to one woman tell her friend about an evening she spent at a gay bar. The other woman chastened her because she may have caught AIDS on the dance floor.
Your argument is on a par with that.
I should totally visit you so that we can play Go Johnny Go Go Go Go for cash.
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save your 'blah blah blah blah blah' for someone else bertram.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:08:48 EDT (#)
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I'm really beginning to like these little shorts. It's like Jack Handey meets....something else.
Something....future-y.
zoooooom, pyow pyow, nreaaaaaaow, tut tut tut tut tut, weeeeeeeeee.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:07:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:53:51 EDT (#)
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I'm very familiar with Idiocracy....I find it scary how plausible of an idea that movie is. The best example was the expanding family tree of idiocy they showed at one point.
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I was on the bus years ago listening to one woman tell her friend about an evening she spent at a gay bar. The other woman chastened her because she may have caught AIDS on the dance floor.
Your argument is on a par with that.
I should totally visit you so that we can play Go Johnny Go Go Go Go for cash.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 13:06:07 EDT (#)
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"I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out. "
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:59:33 EDT (#)
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Lovely.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:58:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:53:51 EDT (#)
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I'm very familiar with Idiocracy....I find it scary how plausible of an idea that movie is. The best example was the expanding family tree of idiocy they showed at one point.
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That had me laughing my ass off.
"IMO FUCK ALL O' YOU! WOO!!!" bloop bloop bloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloop
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:57:24 EDT (#)
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You're right about that, of course.
I thought maybe these guys were astronauts from South Park or something.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:55:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:43:59 EDT (#)
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Is this a video game parody?
Where are the faces?
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Nope. At least not any video game I know of.
Their faces are in their helmets. When was the last time you saw someone's face inside a space suit?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:55:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:53:51 EDT (#)
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I'm very familiar with Idiocracy....I find it scary how plausible of an idea that movie is. The best example was the expanding family tree of idiocy they showed at one point.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:51:14 EDT (#)
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Awesome
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:39:26 EDT (#)
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systematic sterilization is the only way.
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The wife and I were talking about exactly that. The conversation was further fueled by our recent experience watching the movie "Idiocracy". http://imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ It's just a goofy straight-to-DVD comedy with Luke Wilson about an Army guy that gets put into hibernation for 500 years and when he wakes up "society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive". They way it happens in the movie was terrifyingly possible. Basically, it's a matter of numbers. Smart people having less children because they're smart enough to wait until the time is right, finances are in order, etc...Dumb people fucking like bunnies and procreating just as quickly.
Anyway, her idea was to limit how many children people are allowed to have, specifically relating to welfare benefits. My idea was to eliminate welfare altogether. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em, and all that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:49:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:39:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:36:59 EDT (#)
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I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.
Only way to be sure.
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Didn't work for the Alien crew....systematic sterilization is the only way.
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Didn't work for India....best way to get rid of them is to give them televisions.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:49:19 EDT (#)
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Golden delicious.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:47:17 EDT (#)
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fucking elitist astronauts.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:44:09 EDT (#)
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Those space guys are brutal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:43:59 EDT (#)
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Is this a video game parody?
Where are the faces?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:42:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:40:24 EDT (#)
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Heh
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:39:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:36:59 EDT (#)
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I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.
Only way to be sure.
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Didn't work for the Alien crew....systematic sterilization is the only way.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:38:38 EDT (#)
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By the way - I love you.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:36:59 EDT (#)
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I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.
Only way to be sure.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:33:14 EDT (#)
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Ooooh yeah....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:32:10 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:31:28 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha. Your mind works funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:31:26 EDT (#)
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I want to skullfuck you so badly
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-27 12:31:15 EDT (#)
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or even know what a senator's capacity is for that matter.