SPT: Talented writer tires of trying to entertain you fucktards - Now with 100% more Yozz Camwhore (1080 hits)
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Submitted by Yozz - Now with 100% Contempt For Everyone-Even YOU Shlongy (View user info) at 2008-03-27 17:45:43 EDT
Re: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115796
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-04-24 22:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's totally got the creep part down.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-31 09:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
why are you wearing 2 sweaters?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-28 16:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deer in the headlights look of a guy who was just found in a closet about to violate another man with a dildo shaped like a fist while frantically trying to think of an excuse as to why the other man is bent over his knee wearing assless chaps.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Johnny Knoxville?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy meth-head mugshot Batman!!!
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No shit.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crazy dude!!! The 'Finger in the Socket' look, I like it! I like the white hair detail coming through with the stubble, it adds texture to the look and that added psychopathic quality is so desired in models these days.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-28 04:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEIZURE SALAD!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 04:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathmeal.
Why don't you come make me, you fucking faggot? Oh, yeah, that's right...you went into hiding the last time the opportunity presented it itself. I remember that well.
You moved halfway across the country just to minimize that slim chance that we ever crossed paths to prevent having your teeth punched down your throat.
It's OK to admit it now...you live far enough away, Cocksucker.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy why don't you shut the fuck up and stop sucking this dude off?
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Wow, I guess Shlongy really hates being interrupted when he has cock in his mouth...
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-28 02:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like your haircut.
Submitted by stryke (user info) at 2008-03-27 23:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow...talk about a case of exophthalmos
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-27 22:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pedophile.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-27 22:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't care at all about this until I saw the "Pause" icons in your pupils. Those are funny.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-27 22:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Bruce Willis would look if he really let himself go. Nice scraggly beard, age 20 years and you can be a classic hobo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ...give out one fucking +2 and all hell breaks loose around here.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy why don't you shut the fuck up and stop sucking this dude off?
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Ya know - I thought it was perfectly acceptable on Uber to have an occasional circle-jerk.
Lighten up Swanson.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phew:
Then there's still a chance that you could have sex before you die.
Unlike oathmeal.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a sec...you don't REALLY look like THAT, do you?
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0229081mugs18.html
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy meth-head mugshot Batman!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am reasonably confident this man can kick my ass.
That's just the first of a long list, Swanson.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathmeal.
Why don't you come make me, you fucking faggot? Oh, yeah, that's right...you went into hiding the last time the opportunity presented it itself. I remember that well.
You moved halfway across the country just to minimize that slim chance that we ever crossed paths to prevent having your teeth punched down your throat.
It's OK to admit it now...you live far enough away, Cocksucker.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy why don't you shut the fuck up and stop sucking this dude off?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a sec...you don't REALLY look like THAT, do you?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm hoping that "Have a fucking eppy" dude (i.e., http://www.ubersite.com/u/theBarron) does one of those "Have a fucking eppy" posts on my camwhore. My mind's eye sees it swirling around in a circle and stopping - only to have my eyes or face continuing spinning.
Sweet.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I felt really bad about it :(
I was not gonna say anything, just whistle and look in the other direction, but honesty IS the best policy.
Anyway, it won't be long before some alter, or sico, comes along and -'s this post.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Way to go.
Ruin the streak.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't mean to drop that +1 by the way :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fatty two below
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell i dunno
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha Skully, I see your point. That girl/boy is hot whatever. I wouldn't mind having a dick if it meant I could have that figure.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-27 22:02:17 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Tell me why you think I am a man, or stop saying it, you ignorant weirdo.
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You look like one?
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Hahaha but I don't you nerdy little school boy.
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Don't be so sure.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115701 << NSFW
Oh, I know* this. I just figured you would walk into this one.
*Not at all.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-27 22:02:17 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Tell me why you think I am a man, or stop saying it, you ignorant weirdo.
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You look like one?
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Hahaha but I don't you nerdy little school boy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My protege.
My very homely protege.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Tell me why you think I am a man, or stop saying it, you ignorant weirdo.
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You look like one?
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am reasonably confident this man can kick my ass.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-27 18:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Tell me why you think I am a man, or stop saying it, you ignorant weirdo.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Billy Joel and Bruce Willis had a baby...
and this thing ate it.