The I don't know what to post post's follow up post (501 hits)
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Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2008-03-27 19:38:14 EDT
I chose Bosh-mans idea. Most of your ideas were pretty good though. Maybe I'll do this again some time.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-27 11:25:08 EDT (#)
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allman brothers.
megatron
jeannee
ecto-cooler
billiards
and space travel.
PS that was an idea for 1 post, not 6.
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Their voices boomed out in unison over a loudspeaker. At first inaudible, the words gradually made sense to Megatron as the volume climbed towards deafening proportions. Luckily, Megatron had no ears, but instead heard through a complex lattice-work of crystals underneath of his sleek, metallic robo-skin.
"You must find the ecto-cooler, Megatron!" The Allman Brothers screamed through the loudspeaker. Any human being would consider the room Megatron was in tiny. Unfortunately for Megatron, he was the size of a house.
"10010101010101010101!" Megatron screamed in his natural tongue.
"Shut up!" The loudspeaker responded. "Speak English you calamitous bucket of bolts. I swear to god, if I have to come out of here..." The Allman brothers let the implication hang in the still, dank air of the room.
"Why are you talking through that thing?" Yelled Megatron. The Allman brothers were inside of his chest cavity, and they'd been rendered quite insane by years of solitary confinement. Somehow they had survived for the better part of fifteen years inside of Megatron's chest, and perhaps even propsered. Once they had been hardly able to speak above the roaring whirr of Megatron's insides but on this particular day they sounded happy, healthy and well. Plus, they'd somehow found themselves a loudspeaker. "If you could come out of there you'd of done it long ago"
"Shut up!" the Allman brothers responded.
"No, you shut up!" yelled Megatron. This game had been going on for the better part of five years. As of yet, there was indication that either side would ever win.
"Get the fucking Ecto-cooler! I'm fucking thirsty!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Screamed Megatron.
"Hey guys, look what I found." A voice screamed above the clamour.
"Shut up Dwayne" said another voice.
"You're dead" responded another.
"No I'm not. I'm standing right here. And I've found a chainsaw." The muffled chugging of a chainsaw resounded within Megatron's chest. "Look at me, I'm an alien!" Duane roared triumphantly as he burst through Megatron's chest atop a majestic chainsaw unicorn. "I'm gunna go get me a delicious ecto-cooler!" Duane happily proclaimed.
"The pain is tremendous!" Megatron screamed. Dwayne had burst through one of the four walls of the tiny room, and was now weightlessly drifting away atop his chainsaw unicorn as Megatron and the rest of the Allman brothers realized they were hurtling through space.
"Dead people can't drink ecto-coolers!" A voice yelled from inside of megatron.
"And play some Billiards!" Duane obliviously interjected.
"Oh my god, please kill me. Please!" Megatron screamed. "Just because I'm robotic doesn't mean I can't feel pain. 'Just eat this sandwich' Starscream said. 'I swear to god there aren't any people in it megatron' he said. I swear to god if I ever get back to earth-"
"Fuck you guys." Duane interrupted, cutting off megatron mid-sentence. "I'm gunna go drink an ecto-cooler and play some billiards"
Little did Duane Allman know as he sped away on the luxuriously soft back of his new friend that this was only the beginning of his adventures through space.
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-01 22:30:22 EDT (#)
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i always wondered why they put a trigger for his penis...
woulda looked sillier without the trigger guard
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 17:25:35 EDT (#)
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Ever.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 17:25:25 EDT (#)
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I now realize it's never a good idea, at any time.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 17:25:11 EDT (#)
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P.S. Sorry for saying "My bad", it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 17:24:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:18:21 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 03:10:46 EDT (#)
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That only had five of the six things suggested, nay, demanded from the man that is Bosh.
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no, they were all there.
jeannee is the chainsaw unicorn, per the mind of fungah.
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My bad.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-03-28 16:00:18 EDT (#)
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I sat on Duane's grave 2 months ago drinking cheap malt liquor.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:27:14 EDT (#)
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I will kill and eat both of you bitches. I swear to Christ.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:10:35 EDT (#)
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bearfucker below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:06:00 EDT (#)
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i already said that, dumbass
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:25:23 EDT (#)
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I'm a unicorn.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:18:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 03:10:46 EDT (#)
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That only had five of the six things suggested, nay, demanded from the man that is Bosh.
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no, they were all there.
jeannee is the chainsaw unicorn, per the mind of fungah.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:31:06 EDT (#)
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su-poib!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:44:52 EDT (#)
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"Shut up Dwayne"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:00:32 EDT (#)
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magestic
you paint a pretty picture in my mind
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:46:48 EDT (#)
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"10010101010101010101!" Megatron screamed in his natural tongue.
That's funny.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:39:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 04:22:57 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. Post should be made this way more often. I think.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-28 03:10:46 EDT (#)
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That only had five of the six things suggested, nay, demanded from the man that is Bosh.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-28 00:07:14 EDT (#)
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you know, is that supposed to be a telecopic device on the gun because, well, that just wouldn't work on a handgun.
or is it something else?
Submitted by Caulfield (user info) at 2008-03-27 21:43:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-27 20:00:17 EDT (#)
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this brought 7 tears to my right eye. I lack the glands to produce tears in my left... but i suppose if i had tears coming out of both eyes it'd technically 'crying'.. which wasn't the case.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:58:43 EDT (#)
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FUCKING YES
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-27 19:42:11 EDT (#)
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pffft, what a narc choice