What to wear to the Grand National? (1311 hits)
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Submitted by JesterLilt (View user info) at 2008-03-28 06:27:37 EDT
Ok, so this is probably going to earn me the slating of a lifetime but who gives a fuck.
Anyway, I'm off to the Grand National next weekend and I'm in the midst of picking a dress to wear - oh fuck, not a trainers occasion!
The consensus is I have to dress up, my mate is wearing purple so I'm under strict instructions not to clash!
So, I'm looking for some ideas.
Thought I'd spend the day falling off my chair at work in fits of giggles seeing what you lot came up with. I picked something sensible to start with but feel free to let your imaginations run wild :)
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Submitted by devildog (user info) at 2008-09-04 15:31:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:42:26 EDT (#)
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Linus is a jerk
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:20:36 EDT (#)
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+2 BOOM -- Dunno how much this is gonna do since I've +2d most of your posts anyway =P
Submitted by Nigeyboy666 (user info) at 2008-08-15 06:57:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-22 11:45:37 EDT (#)
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Looky...I can do it too!
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-07-06 12:37:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:52:09 EDT (#)
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Your comment just now, on the other post, rocks. Well done you :)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:05:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-29 19:29:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-29 14:15:13 EDT (#)
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Except maybe Jeaneee, knows his stuff!
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Don't let the penis and testes fool you. I'm female.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:45:29 EDT (#)
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and gloves.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:31:50 EDT (#)
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The second dress. Make sure you wear a good hat and heels.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-31 08:00:24 EDT (#)
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i say you sew all them together so you cover your fat ass, fatty.
ps, i heard you are fat.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 12:58:45 EDT (#)
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Its pretty understated although today I've decided to take it back. I can't decide what goes with it... I'm not happy about it. I think I'm going to be on a mad rush late night shopping on Thursday to pick something up.... So many woes, I hate shopping!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-29 20:45:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 00:33:44 GMT (#)
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Keeping up the side for the girlies, you go!
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Thank you.
I have a lovely dress you could have borrowed. It is a sleeveless/strapless corset bodice (boned) with a full skirt with much under netting. I'd call it a prom dress. It is bronze coloured but a silky material that changes colour with the light. I wear it to go to bars and clubs but only as I am rather posh.
Pointelle, isn't that a bit casual? I am sure if the cut of the dress is right, it is good.
Remember, more is less and don't try to over accessorise.
Have a good day :)
Ps I do not have the same troubles wondering what to wear to Old Trafford.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-29 19:29:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-29 14:15:13 EDT (#)
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Except maybe Jeaneee, knows his stuff!
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-29 18:17:33 EDT (#)
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Bottom left definately. With some nice black shoes. And you can get a great hair clip with feathers and stuff from Debenhams. Not a hat, but looks great with your hair up or down.
And totally jealous of you going to the National!!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-29 14:15:13 EDT (#)
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How many times....!!!! None of these dresses I'm 'actually' considering.
So finally I went out and bought one today.... nothing like any of the above.
For those of you interested, its a little ivory pointelle dress (very spring time) and I've got a little red jacket to go over the top because it will likely get cold. Jackets are a faux pars in Liverpool, a bit like Newcastle so it probably won't stay on long.
I'd love to send my appreciation to the style gurus that make Ubersite for helping with my outfit but... well... I'd be lying. Except maybe Jeaneee, knows his stuff!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-29 11:33:47 EDT (#)
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you're chubby, aren't you? these are all chubby girl dresses.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-29 11:14:42 EDT (#)
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did not know you were a girl.
a big hat. that's all that matters.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-28 21:11:36 EDT (#)
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ith THE strap.... I think
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-28 21:09:50 EDT (#)
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...or might I suggest some baggy sweatpants and perhaps them Rebocks with the strap?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-28 20:39:40 EDT (#)
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Wear apple bottom jeans, boots with the furr then crank dat three times to the side.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-28 19:09:30 EDT (#)
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+2TITS
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-28 19:09:18 EDT (#)
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So, you have tits then? You should have let us know on your first post.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-28 18:01:38 EDT (#)
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Topless is usually a good look. Try that.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:55:58 EDT (#)
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Any of these mixed with high-heeled boots and one of those musketeer hats with the ostrich feathers. Also a powdered wig.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:36:06 EDT (#)
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top right or top middle
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:38:44 EDT (#)
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Much appreciated but I have to point out now (I can't be arsed to go back and find it) that the gay men would come crawling out of the closet... I guess you just did :)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:35:17 EDT (#)
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Wear an empire-waist, a-line sundress in a bright color and a light (but not sheer) fabric. Pick one with interesting details such as ruching or a ribbon belt, but stay away from garish prints. Only wear a hat if you're 100% sure about it and you've gotten a positive opinion from someone you trust, preferably a gay man.
What not to wear:
shoes that hurt your feet
denim
velvet
any dress with a skirt more than 3" above the knee
anything that shows too much of your chi-chis
anything white that's not lined
YOU'RE WELCOME.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:33:46 EDT (#)
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Tuesday is the new friday.....
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:33:06 EDT (#)
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Tuesday is the worst day of the week....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:31:23 EDT (#)
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what we all giving up on? im giving up on Tuesday if that helps.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:30:18 EDT (#)
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So do I.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:27:03 EDT (#)
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lol... oh jeez, I give up
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:26:21 EDT (#)
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bottom left, what do i win?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:25:08 EDT (#)
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You've all completely missed the point I think...
These are dresses I picked at random, none of which have totally inspired me.
Tell you what, camwhore to the person who comes forward with the best of the following:
1. Something I can 'actually' wear to the grand national
2. The most 'inappropriate' thing to wear to the grand national
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:23:04 EDT (#)
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we obviously need a camwhore of each before a decision can be made.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:57:15 EDT (#)
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top right but really we'd need a camwhore, preferrably nekid so we can discern your body shape before a real decision could be offered.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:05:51 EDT (#)
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top middle or bottom left
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:52:33 EDT (#)
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I don't listen to anything Banjo. Music is rubbish.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:51:45 EDT (#)
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Thanks for that, I'm off to the pub because its payday and because its Friday!!!
What do you listen to? I'll give it a listen and let you know if I think it blows horse crap.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:47:59 EDT (#)
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I guess you're one of those women who I hope won't sit next to me on the train so that I can worship them from afar.
Your taste in music blows by the way.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:39:00 EDT (#)
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I dunno... now you've confuzzed me completely trying to put myself into a box...
I'm not shell-suit wearing. I do like my hoodies and tight t-shirts but usually with baggy seriously flarey jeans although I do own a couple of pairs of the tight variety to be worn with seriously long baggy jumpers or mini-dresses and boots. This is all when I'm not at work where I have to dress smart all the time except Fridays. I love my trainers and like cute shoes, not stilettos.
I like The Mighty Boosh, Extras, panel shows. Music would have to be stuff like The Foo Fighters, Jimmy Eat World, Elbow, Greenday, The Wallflowers...
If you're going to box me, hurry up and do it. Its less painful that way.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:29:04 EDT (#)
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HELP ME TO PUT YOU INTO A BOX!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:28:48 EDT (#)
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I think one of us has failed to articulate themselves properly and, horrifyingly enough, I think that someone is you.
I asked you why your (note YOUR) attire would anger the liverpudlians and you claimed to wear shellsuits and rockports. I accused you of being a hipster nerd like Redskieslookfake (everybody knows that hipsters are gender neutral) and now you've baffled me by saying that Liverpudlians wear shellsuits/rockforts.
Just what kind of a woman ARE you Banjo?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:23:45 EDT (#)
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im going to see the mighty boosh live in November, now everyone go rate my post
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115806
p.s wear skimpy pants
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:19:30 EDT (#)
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I'm not lying, its v. true! Shell suits tucked into socks with rockports - they're mad for it.
I like the Mighty Boosh in fact I'd go as far as saying it is one of my favourite shows. But no to the jeans and no to the the t-shirt.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:18:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:16:33 EDT (#)
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sicosemen likes chicks who are cute but also have a penis, pass it on.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:13:28 EDT (#)
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You're lying. You can't get a shell suit for love nor money these days.
I'll bet you wear drainpipe jeans and a t-shirt that says something like "YOU'RE TURNED INTO A WHALE, IS THIS AWESOME? Y/N" which you bought off the internet and that you rate The Mighty Boosh as your favourite TV show.
You're so bourgeois.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:09:04 EDT (#)
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Shell suits, rockports, football t-shirts, coke can fringes, scrunchies, burberry, boob tubes, ass rimming mini-skirts, white shoes....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:05:07 EDT (#)
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If I could get away with jeans and t-shirt, believe me I would! The powers that be say we must get dressed up for a change. Also a night out in Liverpool, we'll get lynched going about in our usual attire!
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What on earth is your usual attire that would atract such ire from the people of Liverpool?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:00:05 EDT (#)
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Exactly. Plus, no fucker gets dressed up for a football match do they?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:58:45 EDT (#)
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The dressing up thing is something I haven't grasped either but I've been to the races before and its a good laugh. I'm not into horse racing or horses generally but the races are fun. We'll be hammered by lunchtime and muddy up to our armpits most likely.
I had thought about going as a toff southern farmer person with shiny wellies, tweed cap and accessorise with a sheep dog but I don't think it would go down to well with my mates...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:53:07 EDT (#)
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Why do people get dressed up for big horse races anyway? That's something I've never understood as most of the time it seems to rain/be very windy and your expensive (and usually ugly) stuff is ruined.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:51:14 EDT (#)
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hen you will not need a hat.
Personally I think you should go in distress jeans, destroy T-shirt and army boots.
EVEN BETTER
You get your boyfriend to wear the above and you wear your dress then you swap clothes in the toilets. Then when you make out in the background of the BBC cameras it'll be extra hilarious.
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If I could get away with jeans and t-shirt, believe me I would! The powers that be say we must get dressed up for a change. Also a night out in Liverpool, we'll get lynched going about in our usual attire!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:38:33 EDT (#)
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middle one on top row.
send the pic of you wearing it to roththesloth.at.hotmail.com
that is all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:37:02 EDT (#)
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I'll have to see your tits and your slot before I can make an educated recommendation.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:36:49 EDT (#)
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Then you will not need a hat.
Personally I think you should go in distress jeans, destroy T-shirt and army boots.
EVEN BETTER
You get your boyfriend to wear the above and you wear your dress then you swap clothes in the toilets. Then when you make out in the background of the BBC cameras it'll be extra hilarious.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:28:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:22:37 GMT (#)
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Jlit, are you a big girl? Is there more of you to love? Do you have a weight problem and just don't give a fuck?
ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!
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Definitely not!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:26:29 EDT (#)
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Hurty is many things, JLit, but Oirish is not one of them.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:25:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:20:56 GMT (#)
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Was that you having a feeble attempt at making a joke? Was it supposed to be a put down?
Horse racing is fucking stupid, as are the people who watch it.
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Fuck me you're a prickly bastard lol! Btw, your ass does look fat in that and you should give up on the training bras.
What was that? You're cock has fallen off because you've contracted leprosy, you were well warned about letting homeless pikeys go sucking it.
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Grammar - Use it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:22:37 EDT (#)
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Jlit, are you a big girl? Is there more of you to love? Do you have a weight problem and just don't give a fuck?
ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:20:56 EDT (#)
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Was that you having a feeble attempt at making a joke? Was it supposed to be a put down?
Horse racing is fucking stupid, as are the people who watch it.
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Fuck me you're a prickly bastard lol! Btw, your ass does look fat in that and you should give up on the training bras.
What was that? You're cock has fallen off because you've contracted leprosy, you were well warned about letting homeless pikeys go sucking it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:18:23 EDT (#)
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Also I reckon you'd be best in the middle bottom one because you'll be outside and that one looks warmest. Women who are pretty can wear most anything and look good whilst women who're bloated uggos need like a team of specialists to like bionetically camoflage their muntiness.
That is a fact. I read it on the interweb.
Like when Minnie Driver or someone who is Hollywood dies they are buried with their personal specialists in a secret place in the hills. They get away with it because all the specialists are illegal immigrants and homeless which are trained by agencies in LA. I reckon it happens a lot with other things over there in LA which is why it is like Baghdad there all the time but nobody does anything about it.
-- Ali 'Berty' Hansa
Age 8 and a half
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:10:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:51:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:38:14 GMT (#)
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yip yip yip yip yip
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Was that you having a feeble attempt at making a joke? Was it supposed to be a put down?
Horse racing is fucking stupid, as are the people who watch it.
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I dunno. Those fellas what do math in their head and swap money so as to get rich are pretty bright I reckon.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:06:18 EDT (#)
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Your going to a Buick?
Lets race
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:51:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:47:36 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:38:14 GMT (#)
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Fuck the national.
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Bless you, is this you having a feeble attempt at hiding your homosexuality then?
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Was that you having a feeble attempt at making a joke? Was it supposed to be a put down?
Horse racing is fucking stupid, as are the people who watch it.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:47:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 14:38:14 GMT (#)
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Fuck the national.
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Bless you, is this you having a feeble attempt at hiding your homosexuality then?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:45:23 EDT (#)
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I drink coffee about 2 times a month. I just took one of the most violent shits of my lifetime. I levitated off the bowl for a brief spell, chipped porcelain, and left the can looking like someone dropped a shot put straight through it. I'm sweating, shaking, and generally disgusted by the stench I left but feel much better.
It could be the 14 22 oz. beers, scallops, shrimp, and filet mignon I had at outback last night but I'm hedging it all that it was the coffee this morning.
Cheers.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:38:14 EDT (#)
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Fuck the national.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:31:45 EDT (#)
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Coffee is like a liquid laxative for me. Does coffee have the same effect on any one else?
I don't know if you were joking, but all of statements were made in jest so please do not take them seriously.
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I don't take much seriously :)
I sometimes wonder what would happen to the office working world if coffee suddenly became illegal...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:26:28 EDT (#)
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got a fetish for that empire waist look, huh?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:24:37 EDT (#)
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Coffee is like a liquid laxative for me. Does coffee have the same effect on any one else?
I don't know if you were joking, but all of statements were made in jest so please do not take them seriously.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-28 10:16:48 EDT (#)
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Do any of those dresses NOT clash with purple?
The blue one is ugly. Also the one on the bottom in the middle is ugly.
The rest are actually QUITE CUTE.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:23:40 EDT (#)
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Actually, I retract that. It's an awesome way to smoke out closet homosexuals while they prattle about how nice the dresses look.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:22:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:20:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:16:58 EDT (#)
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can masturbate 4 times in one minute, no joke!
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That really isn't something you should be bragging about. Have you let Boots know you are the reason there's a global shortage of tweazers and vaseline?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:14:18 EDT (#)
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About 3 years ago I nailed some chick that looks exactly like Orphelia. I just remembered her because my old roommate called and told me that she applied for a job where she works. Funny how things go in cycles.
I can masturbate 4 times in one minute, no joke!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:09:00 EDT (#)
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A lovely wrap dress that accentuates the bust line while narrowing the waist.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 09:05:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:46:52 GMT (#)
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Well, I had a different flavor each night this week and could only hope to continue the trend tonight. If I find a bird worth shagging then I'll do it, otherwise I'll recycle one from the nights past. The bird I shagged on Tuesday had some huge tits which I put in my mouth and then 13 seconds later I came on them.
So.....you are probably right :(
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You either spend a great deal of your time day dreaming / just dreaming or you have a VR helmet to match no other.
A part of me feels guilty for teasing you but the other part tells me you can clearly take it :) Its seems perverse, I like that in a man.
Submitted by Dream (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:51:36 EDT (#)
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The blue dress is gorgeous
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:46:52 EDT (#)
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Well, I had a different flavor each night this week and could only hope to continue the trend tonight. If I find a bird worth shagging then I'll do it, otherwise I'll recycle one from the nights past. The bird I shagged on Tuesday had some huge tits which I put in my mouth and then 13 seconds later I came on them.
So.....you are probably right :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:11:08 EDT (#)
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sico - I half think that if you were confronted with tits you'd either run for the hills or for your mum weeping in fear. Which leads to the natural conclusion, you rarely see them and haven't got a clue what you'd do with them even if granted exclusive access privileges.
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Hey, this lady's got attitude! Best behaviour now, lads.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:09:09 EDT (#)
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I *know* that much.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:08:07 EDT (#)
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she's still gonna need shoes deathjester
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:06:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:57:11 GMT (#)
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okay well not that I'd know - I still text a girlfriend when I'm ironing a shirt in the morning to ask if I can wear a purple pin-striped shirt with brown trousers for example (no pleats mind), but number one and five, from left to right and top-down, not even a hat or shoes could save. Having said that I fail to see how red wouldn't clash with purple, but like I said I'd need to ring or text someone before I could have an actual opinion. This 'mate' of yours should probably be a girl though, you don't want to be hanging out with some ponce in a purple suit. wait, do you know emission?
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:57:00 GMT (#)
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Well show us your fucking tits already.
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I expected you lot to fall for the bait in that you'd provide links to some completely 'inappropriate' outfits for the Grand National.
sico - I half think that if you were confronted with tits you'd either run for the hills or for your mum weeping in fear. Which leads to the natural conclusion, you rarely see them and haven't got a clue what you'd do with them even if granted exclusive access privileges.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-28 08:03:22 EDT (#)
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Pour a tin of paint over your shoulders so it covers your entire body, excelt head. Do your hair really nicely.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:57:11 EDT (#)
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okay well not that I'd know - I still text a girlfriend when I'm ironing a shirt in the morning to ask if I can wear a purple pin-striped shirt with brown trousers for example (no pleats mind), but number one and five, from left to right and top-down, not even a hat or shoes could save. Having said that I fail to see how red wouldn't clash with purple, but like I said I'd need to ring or text someone before I could have an actual opinion. This 'mate' of yours should probably be a girl though, you don't want to be hanging out with some ponce in a purple suit. wait, do you know emission?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:57:00 EDT (#)
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Well show us your fucking tits already.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:36:50 EDT (#)
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No, not a guy, not gay, not a lesbian, never was a guy, pretty standard female although I never broadcast it until now so I guess the natural assumption was I'm a guy.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:28:40 EDT (#)
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odd. I always thought you were a guy. Still, ask alain which one he'd wear. We're all nerds or Australian, the nerds will take it as a personal affront that you're considering going outside and the rest of us will think why take a riding crop to a horse when there's all these kiwis.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:17:03 EDT (#)
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Cut this up and make underwear out of it: http://www.rockysworld.co.uk/CIMG1810.JPG
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:16:35 EDT (#)
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Its pretty awesome, my mate has organised everything and for us to have x2 flats for the weekend and we've got a chef laid on for dinner Friday and Saturday although I doubt any of us will be into the whole eating thing.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:15:13 EDT (#)
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I take it you are female.
if not, go nuts man!
just make sure everything clashes and you get roaring drunk.
in other words, make a spectacle of yourself.
now if you are a grrl, wear something that shows cleavage.
doesn't matter what.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:13:30 EDT (#)
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I'm so jealous. I LOVE being drunk at breakfast time. That's what I do when I go to Hampden for the football - a pint and a bacon roll are the best way to start the day!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:08:14 EDT (#)
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Probably not no. Knee length dresses, was thinking I'd keep it decent :)
I hate stilettos anyways so unlikely to wear them and that sinking feeling was the main reason for avoidance.
Bucks Fizz for brekkie with a view to being irreversibly hammered by lunchtime.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-28 07:08:13 EDT (#)
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Dammit someone read my post!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 06:55:36 EDT (#)
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No don't wear stilletos you would sink. Plus, you will probably get drunk yeah? You need to remember that when considering footwear.
Will it matter if you wear stockings or not? The dresses all look quite long.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 06:47:21 EDT (#)
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I know, hat and shoes and a horse are the next milestones. I'm deliberating boots or shoes. I thought summary wedges maybe but then thought I'd probably get them clarted in shite. Staying well clear of the stilletos. Then there's the stockings conundrum, to wear or not to wear? To not wear is very summary and seeing as its fucking baltic here at the minute probably a better idea to go with them.
Oooh, so exciting! I love the races! Never win jack shit but its a good day out :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 06:41:10 EDT (#)
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Have you got a hat? You need a hat.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 06:37:28 EDT (#)
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Not yet, I'm crap at horses!
I agree, that was the one I was liking to.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 06:36:06 EDT (#)
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You see right through me. I still think top and middle's the bonniest, its nice n' summery.
Would suit a brunette too. Have you picked your horse yet?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-28 06:32:41 EDT (#)
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Sounds like a ploy to get my vital statistics!
Dark hair, palish.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 06:29:49 EDT (#)
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Top and middle.
Although perhaps it would depend on your shape and hair colour?