Why do you hate kittens so much? (318 hits)
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Submitted by Isaac Tootin (View user info) at 2008-03-28 21:46:20 EDT
Look tomorrow we are turning the lights off at 8pm.
It's for Earth hour.
You can turn them back on at 9pm.
You will be fine it's only an hour.
Stop making babies cry.
It's good for the Earth.
We can save a lot of kittens.
What's you beef with kittens that you can't turn the lights off for an hour.
And muting your tv is not turning it off so don't even think about it!
It's simple...
lights go off, we save mad energy, gas prices plummet, we stop burning coal, the atmosphere clears up and global warming stops, you feel healthier, you start jogging, you lose that gut and chicks start to make eye contact with you, your boss notices a huge improvement in your appearance and invites you to play racquetball, you start a meaningful and deep relationship until you sleep with his wife for having such fit abs, he kills himself and you take over the company...
meanwhile kittens get even fuzzier and more cute!
Tomorrow, 8pm, power off, save the Earth
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-29 10:39:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-03-29 03:35:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-28 22:20:55 EDT (#)
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What's you beef with kittens?
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Mmmmm, beef with kittens... (drools)
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-29 02:47:00 EDT (#)
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repiglicans
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-29 02:00:52 EDT (#)
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Hot and steamy dump.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-29 00:26:26 EDT (#)
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Terrible.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-28 23:42:06 EDT (#)
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Good for you.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-28 23:39:21 EDT (#)
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what part is pseudo-science again?
the energy or the conservation?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-28 23:13:29 EDT (#)
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Whatever you say, Mr. Self-righteous.
Keep believing in your agenda based pseudo-science.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-28 23:10:02 EDT (#)
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Assholes like you fuck shit up for everyone else...
even other assholes like you
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-28 22:52:26 EDT (#)
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Assholes like me make shit like you, Potsie.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-28 22:50:40 EDT (#)
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Then you're an asshole
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-28 22:31:39 EDT (#)
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I'm going to make sure that every electric appliance in my house is running tomorrow night.
GO COAL WOO!
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-28 22:20:55 EDT (#)
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What's you beef with kittens?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-28 21:56:02 EDT (#)
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Fuck you for trying to stretch out a really long paragraph into a post and trying to make it look respectable by putting lines between most of the sentences.