Can't sleep = fear of helicopters + camwhore (2806 hits)
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Submitted by JesterLilt (View user info) at 2008-03-29 21:04:34 EDT
So I've got to go offshore next week and I'm absolutely shitting myself - therefore can't sleep! Having nightmares about getting shredded to death Dr Green ER style in helicopter rotor blades. Or if the helicopter doesn't get me somehow winding up freezing my tits off in the middle of the North Sea. Anyway, seeing as everybody else is camwhoring this place to death, here goes...
HBTS - hi btw and how's it going, sorry for ribbing you the other day, I couldn't help myself, I fear my insults are a bit on the sloppy side these days...
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-04 06:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*points to amy sedaris*
*disagrees with berty and redskies*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 06:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:38:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Women can be amusing, charming, even erudite but never comedic. I mean no offense, it is merely a statement like "men cannot have babies" or "short people cannot reach high things".
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*Points to Dawn French*
*Points to Jennifer Saunders*
*Points to Victoria Wood*
*agrees completely with Berty*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:27:29 EDT (#)
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I don't want to play with you any more.
*snatches ball back*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-02 23:12:40 EDT (#)
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yeah what Berty says is true, might be period related.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 21:19:16 EDT (#)
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he's right you know
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:38:26 EDT (#)
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Women can be amusing, charming, even erudite but never comedic. I mean no offense, it is merely a statement like "men cannot have babies" or "short people cannot reach high things".
*poke* *poke* *poke*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:39:52 EDT (#)
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LM, you're not a new starter.
You're just plain awesome.
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That was nice. Have some cookies on me!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:39:52 EDT (#)
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LM, you're not a new starter.
You're just plain awesome.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-02 06:51:47 EDT (#)
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Well bollocks to it Berty.
I know I write like a monkey fucking a football, but at least I try to be entertaining these days when I post. Should we women just give up on humour compleately?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:25:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:29:58 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
scourge is right you know.
the brits on here now are shockingly meh.
inoffensive circle jerkers for the most part, as they've always been, but this time without the funny.
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I place the blame squarely on Dervel's shoulders. Fintan the Ferret was like heroin; even if you don't take it again and go on about your life, you know you'll never feel as good ever.
Plus all the new starters are women and everyone knows that women aren't funny.
bertram raises some good points.
particularly about the birds.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:44:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:50:25 EDT (#)
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Burke
Sorry, Typo should have an e on the end.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=burke
.... did not know that...
makes the fact I grew up in a town called Burke, Virginia fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
scourge is right you know.
the brits on here now are shockingly meh.
inoffensive circle jerkers for the most part, as they've always been, but this time without the funny.
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I place the blame squarely on Dervel's shoulders. Fintan the Ferret was like heroin; even if you don't take it again and go on about your life, you know you'll never feel as good ever.
Plus all the new starters are women and everyone knows that women aren't funny.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:50:25 EDT (#)
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Burke
Sorry, Typo should have an e on the end.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=burke
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-04-01 03:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:47:43 EDT (#)
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I think you'll find I have neither flirted nor committed any other of your so called heinous ubersite crimes. You started being offensive, you gave this post all its heat, you argued and flirted amongst yourselves. I'm probably right in saying that us worthy brits have merely dipped in and out with the odd comment.
All you Americans are sitting here treating this post like a chatroom, flirting etc. so to me you are a bunch of hypocrites. All I did was instigate it and rather well I'm proud to say. So whilst you bicker away amongst yourselves deliberating who has the biggest nob, who's the biggest lmao, who can hold the most watered down beer blah blah blah, I'll just read on and laugh my ass of at your idiocy.
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I still don't get how Americans have anything to do with this.
How do you know all these people are American anyways?
So, yeah.
I live in America, and while it isn't perfect it's pretty nice.
I mean, yeah, Bush is a dick, but he's almost out.
And we do a bunch of dickly stuff, I will admit, but it's mainly 'cause of Bush, who is... almost out.
Don't judge us by our president, no one likes him. I think he's near a 20% approval rating now.
And we have cool stuff here.
We've got Hollywood... Disneyland...Broadway... Yosemite... Yellowstone.
And all my best friends live here, and they are cool people.
I'm just saying this so that if you ever in real life are about to meet an American you don't come in with a bias of some sort.
Because you would be losing the opportunity to make friends with a potentially cool person.
I think it's best to hold no biases, and although I guess that is impossible, we can all try.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm guessing that's a joke picture you posted?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:20:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:47:43 EDT (#)
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I think you'll find I have neither flirted nor committed any other of your so called heinous ubersite crimes. You started being offensive, you gave this post all its heat, you argued and flirted amongst yourselves. I'm probably right in saying that us worthy brits have merely dipped in and out with the odd comment.
All you Americans are sitting here treating this post like a chatroom, flirting etc. so to me you are a bunch of hypocrites. All I did was instigate it and rather well I'm proud to say. So whilst you bicker away amongst yourselves deliberating who has the biggest nob, who's the biggest lmao, who can hold the most watered down beer blah blah blah, I'll just read on and laugh my ass of at your idiocy
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You win on uber. Who's laughing now?
Also, don't get all bitchy because no one wants to fawn over your downsy face.
Cunt.
American can you tell?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No "hole" interest, thanks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man, look at how far apart this freakshow's eyes are...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because no one in 1500 hits wants to see it
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:36:02 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure why this hasn't been said yet -
SHOW US YOU HOLE!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:17:38 EDT (#)
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ps- watered down beer is awesome. i love guiness, but when i wake up in the morning after drinking a ton of it, i always shit out black liquid. i also enjoy drinking heavy german beers when i'm out. but if i'm at a sporting event or a party, i'm going to drink my light american beer, thank you very much.
make fun of american beers all you want. it sure as shit isn't going to stop me from enjoying it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:13:57 EDT (#)
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FACT- ALL AMERICANS ARE ASSHOLES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:58:30 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Bessie.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:55:53 EDT (#)
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someone has to want to flirt with you for you to have flirted, so yes, I'd say you probably haven't done that.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:47:43 EDT (#)
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I think you'll find I have neither flirted nor committed any other of your so called heinous ubersite crimes. You started being offensive, you gave this post all its heat, you argued and flirted amongst yourselves. I'm probably right in saying that us worthy brits have merely dipped in and out with the odd comment.
All you Americans are sitting here treating this post like a chatroom, flirting etc. so to me you are a bunch of hypocrites. All I did was instigate it and rather well I'm proud to say. So whilst you bicker away amongst yourselves deliberating who has the biggest nob, who's the biggest lmao, who can hold the most watered down beer blah blah blah, I'll just read on and laugh my ass of at your idiocy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:43:41 EDT (#)
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I can't review this again, already it has way too many.
But apollo supports Liverpool, wtf does he know about anything?
(said the Man Utd supporter!)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:41:28 EDT (#)
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lol yeah, drogo, littlemonster, joey G, they are all meh.
You lot say 'don't generalise a whole country' ie America, but you generalise a whole set of Uberers.
And don't say it is just a few of us who are 'meh', remember you told me, you can't cherrypick :0p
hehehe
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:39:04 EDT (#)
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To be honest, I don't give a chuff, and I don't go in for all that 'Uber elders' shit.
If I am so 'meh' stay off my posts and I will stay off yours. Ok thanks now chickens :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:56:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:54:24 EDT (#)
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scourge is right you know.
the brits on here now are shockingly meh.
inoffensive circle jerkers for the most part, as they've always been, but this time without the funny.
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SEE!?
and this is from your elected leader!
also, what the fuck is a burk?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:53:16 EDT (#)
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Oh well. I'll be long dead before society gets to that point.
And try as I might, I just can't get myself to give a damn whether some 80 year old, wrinkled nutsacked man can get it up. Enough with the Erectile Dysfunction research.
I think Robert DeNiro said it best in Analyze This; A hard-on should be achieved legitimately or it shouldn't be achieved at all.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:36:26 EDT (#)
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i started watching Idiocracy and just got to the part about going family style on that chick. hahahahaha. "Brawndo! It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!"
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:21:05 EDT (#)
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The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:57:35 EDT (#)
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Joe: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know.
Frito: Yeah, we'll I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:48:22 EDT (#)
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Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:48:07 EDT (#)
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[Billboard Ad]: If you don't smoke Tarryltons... Fuck You!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:45:36 EDT (#)
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Narrator: Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: [talking to the prison guard] Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in...
Prison Guard #2: [hits Joe on the back of the head] You're supposed to be in that line, dumbass!
[he points to the door]
Prison Guard #2: Hey, guys, let this dumbass out!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:19:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:07:53 CDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:00:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:30:25 EDT (#)
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Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like.....
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ahahahahahahahaha
why'd you jus try ta read that word? wut are you, a fag or sumthin?
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Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.
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That movie worries me deeply because it's very plausible. Stupid people breed far too much.
Go hang out in a county hospital's waiting room. You'll find at least 2 dozen stupid parents with 72 equally stupid kids, all sitting and droooling with blank looks on their faces. BOTH kids and parents at that.
A friend had me watch that movie. The next day I thanked them for the horror movie. They chided me and explained that it was a comedy. I told them that was their definition.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:07:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:00:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:30:25 EDT (#)
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Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like.....
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ahahahahahahahaha
why'd you jus try ta read that word? wut are you, a fag or sumthin?
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Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:00:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:30:25 EDT (#)
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Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like.....
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ahahahahahahahaha
why'd you jus try ta read that word? wut are you, a fag or sumthin?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
scourge is right you know.
the brits on here now are shockingly meh.
inoffensive circle jerkers for the most part, as they've always been, but this time without the funny.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:30:25 EDT (#)
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Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like.....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you and your creepy Children of the Corn fucking face
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:58:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:54:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:45:10 EDT (#)
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In the end I'm going for none of the above because I gotta go see a man about some rigging.
is that rigging for the girls?
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Rigging for the girl.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:54:14 EDT (#)
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Romance below
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:54:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:45:10 EDT (#)
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In the end I'm going for none of the above because I gotta go see a man about some rigging.
is that rigging for the girls?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:53:14 EDT (#)
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I'd nail you, but id feel guilty about it...
for a min or two. Then Id make you go get me a cheese-steak. CHUUCH.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:45:10 EDT (#)
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What's your job?
I don't think you're picture is doing you justice. I think you would be really pretty in real life.
I'm supprised at the uber ladies having a go, I think for the purpose of entertainment your reviews have been funny, on this post and on others. I'm not sure what everyone's get in such a pickle over.
Some people have made rather harsh comments about the Brits. I have nothing to say in defense of myself or the others from the island. It may be that I don't care or it could be that I'm part of the problem, or maybe that the person expessing the opinion comes across like a burk and I can't muster anything more than a weary sigh for it all.
In the end I'm going for none of the above because I gotta go see a man about some rigging.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 10:18:47 EDT (#)
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Have you seen my camwhore? http://www.ubersite.com/m/115798
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 08:33:41 EDT (#)
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Some of us are Pescetarians.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 07:43:34 EDT (#)
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I also fear that rapists would turn this one down.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 07:43:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:09:11 EDT (#)
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this is high gravity stuff, chubs. 22 ounces of pain. one night i drank a 30 pack of regular beer and did a shot of Captain and 6 shots of Everclear. the next day i tried to drink 3 cans of 211 (Steel Reserve) and couldn't even do it. this shit ain't no joke.
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Bwaahahahahahaha, pussy. Wow, look at me drink. I can drink so much. I drink so much, like "this is high gravity stuff, chubs. 22 ounces of pain. one night i drank a 30 pack of regular beer and did a shot of Captain and 6 shots of Everclear. the next day i tried to drink 3 cans of 211 (Steel Reserve) and couldn't even do it. this shit ain't no joke."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-31 04:45:38 EDT (#)
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orphelia = winnar.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-31 04:38:11 EDT (#)
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Scourge is right, I've become bitter in my dotage.
:(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 04:28:52 EDT (#)
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*soon
Also, I can't see many serious posts ever getting much heat. they never do. look at that amber waves - great series but hardly any reviews.
People flock to certain posts, such as a shlongy post, or a camwhore, a booby gif, something controversial. It isn't just the poster whois responsible for pushing a post to most heated but the people who review it too.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 04:24:44 EDT (#)
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Phallic, you should voice your concerns to bart, telling a nOOb is useless.
Uber is suppposedly unmoderated, at least to an extent, it is organic and will constantly change to the requirements of the users. Unless bart bans camwhores and takes down the 'flirt' posts as sppn as they appear, then there is little that you can do. However, if Uber becomes so heavily moderated then surely Uber will no longer be Uber?
I myself pay no attention to most heated when I look for posts to read. And you yourself STILL joined the site, despite being exposed to the 'trash' on most heated. You should accredit prospective uberers with the same intelligence that they too can see through the dumb posts.
A lot of my posts have made most heated, and I'd say the lrgest proportion are 'serious' posts I put a lot of effort into and the reviews were not all flirting and chat.
When I lurked on Uber, I used to read the MVM, work of the MVA and anything on the front page.
If the site was under any real threat, I am sure bart would do something.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-31 03:29:41 EDT (#)
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You think this is harmless with your "Oh if you don't like it then fuck off" but you don't understand the quantifiable damage you do to this site.
The thing is, all these 'online flirting' posts with two lines of text that make most heated DO have a tangible effect on the site. When new users come across Ubersite, they generally will view a few of the 'most heated' and a few of the 'most viewed ever' and MAYBE some of the 'best ever'.
Now, if the 'most heated' category is full of inane chat-room style bullshit then they'll be turned off the site.
I know from personal experience that, before i started posting here, i was an avid fan of about 3 writers (CBG, tinactin and GLALL) and finally got the balls and the inspiration to start posting myself. Now i have 3 BaW posts and a solid positive average, but i never would've investigated the site thoroughly enough to find those authors if i'd had to wade through the density of dogshit that clutters the front page at the moment.
To be honest, i'm not sure there is a SINGLE consistently entertaining poster on this site at the moment, and if your breed continue to barrage the front page with vacuous inanity and idiotic blogging then talented writers will NEVER come to this site.
So, how about YOU fuck off and die instead. Cunt.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-31 03:08:25 EDT (#)
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Just for the record, I am neither anti-american nor do I in real life generalise a whole nation, never realised it was such a grand way to get you all riled up though. I'll make one generalisation I mean though, you Americans are tetchy, chill the fuck out.
Doodles - apologies for you getting your knickers in a twist.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-03-30 20:40:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 12:44:23 EDT (#)
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I can't help myself, I feel a rant coming on...
We Brits aren't keeping up the side you reckon? I think you people from across the pond or should I say pond life are so busy trying to find something deep, meaningful and inspirational in your worthless, boring, tanked up with E numbers lives that you haven't noticed your heads up your arses quickly becoming symbiotic with your small intestines.
If you don't fucking like it, fuck off or if you think you're hard enough maybe take a crash course in wit, irony and sarcasm. Three aspects of humour that seem to have been lost half way across the Atlantic.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
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It's rather narrow-minded to generalize while talking about an entire country.
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-03-30 20:28:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-30 20:17:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:03:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:18:06 EDT (#)
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You all just make your games up as they go along. Football was football long before egg kicking and tossing commenced in America.
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Right, we improved your gay game and out of a sense of honor didn't change the name and you bitch about it. I'll accept your apology in your next review.
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I'm awaiting my apology.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 18:58:46 EDT (#)
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i'm only going for a couple months this time. i'm going to be doing a lot of traveling by convoy so i'm going to have to be more careful this time. hopefully i can catch a chopper most places i go, but i'm not expecting it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-30 18:15:44 EDT (#)
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the holy* I can't type
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-30 18:15:26 EDT (#)
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what hte hoyl fuck happened here? this had 47 reviews last night
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 17:58:59 EDT (#)
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well be safe please. and don't stay too long.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 17:35:08 EDT (#)
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yes. again. what can i say, it is my duty. i'm passionate about doing something meaningful with my life. at this point it's my work, which helps save lives in a war that should have never happened in the first place. i'm going to write a book about it all after the war is over. between a friend and myself, we've witnessed and taken part in enough history to write a pretty good one. it helps that he was in the room when Bush announced the war.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 17:13:48 EDT (#)
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you're going to iraq on friday?
again?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 17:08:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 17:05:36 EDT (#)
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i got yer hormones.
*checks inbox*
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mine are raging, baby. how would you like a plane ticket to Chicago for a week of pampering and hot, sweaty, animal sex before i fly to Iraq on Friday?
*checks inbox to see if she bites first*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 17:05:36 EDT (#)
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i got yer hormones.
*checks inbox*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 17:02:31 EDT (#)
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ah yes, i forgot that you are no stranger to that lifestyle. =)
well, i'm off to my local grocer for hormone-infused foodstuffs. i hope my ADHD doesn't either make me forget to go or cause me to be uninterested in going and i end up playing guitar until the store closes and i realize how hungry i am for hormones.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:58:43 EDT (#)
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oh hidden, i have seen more shanningans from forces men than most people will see in a lifetime.
happy days...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:55:56 EDT (#)
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even if i was stuck on an oil rig for two years without pussy, i still wouldn't bang this chick. i might let her give me a blowjob, but i'm a little scared of those chompers so i would have to give it much consideration.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:54:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:50:45 EDT (#)
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a girl has no business being on an oil rig. except liv tyler. and i don't think you are her.
i have fantasies about being the only female on an oil rig.
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go to iraq or afghanistan. you will have your pick of pretty much any of the thousands of soldier men that haven't seen a vagina for months. i often wondered what it would be like if the situation were reversed and i was the only man on a military base full of women. one thing is for sure- i'd have to stay well-hydrated.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:53:24 EDT (#)
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You'll be losing your money then sweetie. I am no alter, I am no man and Orphelia, I promise to tell you all about being stuck out on an oil rig being the only girl out there when I get back.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:51:20 EDT (#)
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if she was a man it certainly would explain that face.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:50:45 EDT (#)
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a girl has no business being on an oil rig. except liv tyler. and i don't think you are her.
i have fantasies about being the only female on an oil rig.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:50:20 EDT (#)
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man or not, my money's on an alter
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:49:23 EDT (#)
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I'm still here and no I'm not!
V. much a girl.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:48:09 EDT (#)
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Is banjo a man?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:46:02 EDT (#)
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Well, as much as I'd like to keep reading this jolly, I have a cup of tea, my bed is calling and I have a helicopter to catch in the morning.
I'm hoping to shed a few pounds running around an oil rig for the rest of the week.
Enjoy x
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:42:02 EDT (#)
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exactly, rob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:38:13 EDT (#)
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i'll be refreshing my inbox every 30 seconds with my dick in my hand.
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So in other words: It's Sunday.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:40:15 EDT (#)
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experima.at.gmail.com
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:38:13 EDT (#)
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experima- in the words of orphelia; show me yours and i'll show you mine. hidden101.at.hotmail.com
i'll be refreshing my inbox every 30 seconds with my dick in my hand.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:34:44 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:29:15 EDT (#)
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were you in that ubercock compilation post?
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certainly not. most of those penises were scary looking. i have an attractive penis.
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prove it.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:34:37 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 21:30:42 BST (#)
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orph, you can girl-flirt with me anytime.
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I like a girl who is non-discriminate when it comes to flirting.
:)
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oh, I discriminate all right. I only flirt with sexy people.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:34:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:29:15 EDT (#)
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were you in that ubercock compilation post?
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certainly not. most of those penises were scary looking. i have an attractive penis.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:34:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 21:30:42 BST (#)
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orph, you can girl-flirt with me anytime.
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I like a girl who is non-discriminate when it comes to flirting.
:)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://users.tpg.com.au/adslf3c3/images/hungry-fat-girl.jpg
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114583
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:28:54 EDT (#)
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experima, you turned me on a little with your bitch fighting talk. You minx.
oh hidden, your dashing good looks compensate for anything. Even your apparently black penis when you are white
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well, women have always told me i'm black from the waist down!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:30:30 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...entertaining >you're< inadequate mind.
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Don't you hate when that happens?
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I was hoping someone besides me would point that out, since it's my day off.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:32:09 EDT (#)
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No probs Orph, any time. I'm a bit disappointed in myself coercing this circus and I must admit I was going for Most Heated. You'll be pleased to know it was merely a one time ambition and I won't be aiming for it again. In fact, I'm in the process writing something meaningful as I've blighted this place with x2 worthless posts and tis time to stop pissing about.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:31:39 EDT (#)
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The size is impressive, hidden. It is a luxury sized cock indeed.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:30:42 EDT (#)
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orph, you can girl-flirt with me anytime.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...entertaining >you're< inadequate mind.
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Don't you hate when that happens?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:04:56 EDT (#)
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you, on the other hand.... *shudder*
i'd need about 3 cans of Steel Reserve and i usually pass out at 2 and a half of those things.
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you know hiddens a real dick swinger with this comment.
only 3 cans? hormones in overdrive with this guy.
personally, i'd stand a better chance of sprouting wood with a dude as the option.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:01:13 EDT (#)
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see what i mean about better insults? hidden is a master.
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A master baiter.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:29:15 EDT (#)
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were you in that ubercock compilation post?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
experima, you turned me on a little with your bitch fighting talk. You minx.
oh hidden, your dashing good looks compensate for anything. Even your apparently black penis when you are white
http://stuff.ubersite.com/105430555837373396/1/mycock
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:28:30 EDT (#)
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man, i hope there's no hormones in this peanut butter i'm eating. that would be disappointing. it's delicious.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:26:50 EDT (#)
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oh, and there plenty of dick to go around. did you see that big, black monster?
ok, i'm not black, but the size was accurate at least.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:24:43 EDT (#)
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well i don't exactly have much to work with here, orphy. i am a bit disappointed in myself. i'm much better after a few drinks.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:23:42 EDT (#)
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get in line, orphelia!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:23:15 EDT (#)
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We all have our faults. Its only fun if you can look at them and laugh at yourself, if you can't I guess you're screwed.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:22:28 EDT (#)
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Yeah thanks for knocking me off Most heated..
haha scourge was complaining about the english and you are a Scot!
i agree, hidden is funny but teeth jokes and fat jibes are so very predictable. I want him to wow me with his wit. Hang on, no, I mean dick. :)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:21:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:18:39 EDT (#)
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lol, I can hold my own, probably wash the floor with you.
Real Scottish drinks... We are a nation of renowned heavy drinkers, heart disease and the battered mars bar. I don't think I need say anymore.
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so what's better, that, or us Amerikans with our hormone-rich food and ADHD?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:18:39 EDT (#)
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lol, I can hold my own, probably wash the floor with you.
Real Scottish drinks... We are a nation of renowned heavy drinkers, heart disease and the battered mars bar. I don't think I need say anymore.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:18:31 EDT (#)
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as far as i know, the only good Scottish drinks are their scotches. the only people that drink that shit here are well off old people who think drinking Talisker means they have a refined taste.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:15:46 EDT (#)
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what's a "real" Scottish drink?
BTW- Everclear is grain alcohol. it's 95% alcohol. (that would be 190 proof, toots). let's see you take 6 shots of it at a time through a beer bong after a 30 pack and see if you can rally for another couple hours like a big dog.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:12:55 EDT (#)
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blow job face
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:11:42 EDT (#)
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To be honest, I wouldn't know... I'm Scottish you see, we drink real drink.
ps. I'm not chubby!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:11:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115806
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:09:11 EDT (#)
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this is high gravity stuff, chubs. 22 ounces of pain. one night i drank a 30 pack of regular beer and did a shot of Captain and 6 shots of Everclear. the next day i tried to drink 3 cans of 211 (Steel Reserve) and couldn't even do it. this shit ain't no joke.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:06:48 EDT (#)
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Proves to me you are small fry and an insignificant little man. 3 cans and you're a goner, I really don't know why I'm wasting my time entertaining you're inadequate mind.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:05:42 EDT (#)
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she may have been referring to you, hidden, although i'd have to ask her to adjust her glasses prescription if she is.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:04:56 EDT (#)
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you, on the other hand.... *shudder*
i'd need about 3 cans of Steel Reserve and i usually pass out at 2 and a half of those things.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:04:43 EDT (#)
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You spend all of your days insulting people?
You still fucking reek at it, God you're lame.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:03:44 EDT (#)
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experima ugly? i'd bang her silly; whatchew talkin' 'bout?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:02:22 EDT (#)
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we spend our days in Amerika learning to insult all the people of the world.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:02:15 EDT (#)
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I can't help it you're ugly and I'm not but carry on if it makes you feel better.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 16:01:13 EDT (#)
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see what i mean about better insults? hidden is a master.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:59:41 EDT (#)
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i'd be cautious about biting too, with chompers like those!
ZING!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:58:43 EDT (#)
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I'm still not biting.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:47:17 EDT (#)
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In all honesty I couldn't lift my leg to kick your ass because I've been in the gym for stupid amount of time today and I'm suffering... Thought it would be a good idea to train for the Ming the Merciless endurance race in June.
The Ming the Merciless bit was to much of a temptation to resist, now I'm regretting I fell victim to the pitch.
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ahahahaha. what were you doing at the gym, sitting on a bike, comtemplating peddling it? you don't look like you would even know where to find a gym with those sausage arms, sweetcakes.
you remind me of a big, loud fat girl i know who doesn't look like she could walk a mile that always talks about training for triathlons (which she calls "tris") but is always "injured" right before the race and can't participate.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:56:28 EDT (#)
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I'm not taking the bait this time.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol@hidden
<3
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:52:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:47:01 EDT (#)
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Americans do not spare a thought for anything because it is a nation of people suffering from to many hormone infused foods and ADHD.
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're one of those nutballs, huh? well at least we have dentistry!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:50:07 EDT (#)
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there you go, EI. you'll have to tackle both cheeks for that, you hitwhoring little monkey.
gym....i vaguely remember what a gym is....
*inhales cigarette*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i actually have some oil, let me rub it on and maybe whilst your waiting you could read my latest post *turns to camera and smiles*
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:47:17 EDT (#)
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In all honesty I couldn't lift my leg to kick your ass because I've been in the gym for stupid amount of time today and I'm suffering... Thought it would be a good idea to train for the Ming the Merciless endurance race in June.
The Ming the Merciless bit was to much of a temptation to resist, now I'm regretting I fell victim to the pitch.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hello, EI my darling.
come give us a rub will you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:41:29 EDT (#)
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oooh experima, mwahhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:35:31 EDT (#)
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true story
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:35:03 EDT (#)
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don't do anything too painful to my ass.
it's still recovering from a beast of a thai massage from yesterday.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 20:31:32 BST (#)
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well, they're not any good, so here we go then
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Its like you want me to -2 your ass...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, they're not any good, so here we go then
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:30:17 EDT (#)
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next you'll retal all my posts and really show your ass.
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I think you'll find I'm not as petty as that. If they're any good, I'll rate them accordingly.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, except Experima is one of the sweetest individuals floating around this here cesspool of a site.
You two just got off on the wrong foot - the fact you like ninjas proves you are good times.
I know things.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my claws are being manicured at the moment.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, maybe not friends.
But we could be friendly, at least?
Right?
I mean no one likes a miserable fucker.
Except Shlongy.
We like him BECAUSE he's a miserable fucker.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you don't even know how funny you are, trying to insult me in that manner.
i'd be embarrassed for you if i cared.
next you'll retal all my posts and really show your ass.
it's happened before, it'll happen again.
yawn.
hi, rob!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So I say - in the meantime, lets all be friends.
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OK boss - I'm sorry, I do like a good bitch war. Any excuse to flex the claws.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I predict Banjo and Experima will make up before the day is over.
Suffice it to say that most people are fucking stupid, humanity is failing and civilization will eventually implode in a capitalistic Armageddon and even if that doesn't happen - we all die anyway so who gives a fuck?
So I say - in the meantime, lets all be friends.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 20:19:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not getting wound up. i'm not protecting my country either. protecting it from what, you? and i've spent a chunk of my life living in the UK. people there do the exact same things people do here. big deal.
best not to try to insult me here. it won't work. i've taken better ones from better users.
and as far as wit?
i don't match wits with an unarmed opponent.
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Check you out flexing your muscles trying to appear all tough. You're dull, fly away princess.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ninjas are the best!
Ok, you are a ninja but you are not the greatest ninja of all because I am but you're still pretty shit hot.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not getting wound up. i'm not protecting my country either. protecting it from what, you? and i've spent a chunk of my life living in the UK. people there do the exact same things people do here. big deal.
best not to try to insult me here. it won't work. i've taken better ones from better users.
and as far as wit?
i don't match wits with an unarmed opponent.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No wait!
A ninja.
yeah.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BATMAN.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 20:07:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
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OH!
Make me feel better!
I don't care if you lye.
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What would you like to be?
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chances of this picture looking anything like the person that put this post together... .00000000000000000000001% of nothing. So, uhm...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now if you want me to make you feel better I can say you're witty, ironic and sarcastic... only... I'd be lying...
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OH!
Make me feel better!
I don't care if you lye.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck do you know about america?
nothing.
but insulting entire countries is a great way to get heat, ignorant and tiresome as it is.
and grass-fed, hormone-free organic beef is plentiful here. I have some in my refrigerator right this very moment. i plan to make chili with it.
what hormonal beef has to do with your weakly wrought "rant" i can't imagine, but carry on.
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I <3 experima.
Especially when she gets all righteously indignant.
So just for her: -2 4 U.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 19:55:45 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck do you know about america?
nothing.
but insulting entire countries is a great way to get heat, ignorant and tiresome as it is.
and grass-fed, hormone-free organic beef is plentiful here. I have some in my refrigerator right this very moment. i plan to make chili with it.
what hormonal beef has to do with your weakly wrought "rant" i can't imagine, but carry on.
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I ignored you the first time because your retort was insignificant and thought it might wind you up a bit more although I am inclined to agree with you that insulting whole countries is a great way to get heat. Its also lots of fun sometimes because people like you come along on a great crusade protecting the virtues of your country. I have been to America btw. Also, take note of below, I didn't start it.
Now if you want me to make you feel better I can say you're witty, ironic and sarcastic... only... I'd be lying...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then grumpy old coots like sammich and HBTS can get even MORE upset with my blatant disregard for the irrelevant rating system.
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I am neither grumpy not old. I've got no idea what a 'coot' is, but thanks for the thought.
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Well, you were mentioned in the actual post so your welcome, I guess.
And when I do think of 'you' I think of a grumpy old coot. The fact that you are in your early 20's just makes it funnier.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck do you know about america?
nothing.
but insulting entire countries is a great way to get heat, ignorant and tiresome as it is.
and grass-fed, hormone-free organic beef is plentiful here. I have some in my refrigerator right this very moment. i plan to make chili with it.
what hormonal beef has to do with your weakly wrought "rant" i can't imagine, but carry on.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-30 19:51:55 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
If that's your real face, I'd recommend "paper" over "plastic", Esther.
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What was that, you want to sleep with me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If that's your real face, I'd recommend "paper" over "plastic", Esther.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF, I go away and have my tea and it all goes mad... I always miss the good bits!
Orphelia - they're mean and nasty old men with nowt to do but rib you because they can't get a hard on anymore because their wives are old ugly trouts or if they haven't got wives because they can't find a woman. Pay no attention.
Americans do not spare a thought for anything because it is a nation of people suffering from to many hormone infused foods and ADHD.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that wasn't a very good rant, and i saw nothing witty about it.
and i'd watch whose lives you were calling worthless.
now shut up and go watch eastenders.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 12:44:23 EDT (#)
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I can't help myself, I feel a rant coming on...
We Brits aren't keeping up the side you reckon? I think you people from across the pond or should I say pond life are so busy trying to find something deep, meaningful and inspirational in your worthless, boring, tanked up with E numbers lives that you haven't noticed your heads up your arses quickly becoming symbiotic with your small intestines.
If you don't fucking like it, fuck off or if you think you're hard enough maybe take a crash course in wit, irony and sarcasm. Three aspects of humour that seem to have been lost half way across the Atlantic.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
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we Amerikans like to live fast and hard and never look back at the consequences of our actions and we don't care about anyone but ourselves. if you come here, you will do the same.
VIVA AMERIKA!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then grumpy old coots like sammich and HBTS can get even MORE upset with my blatant disregard for the irrelevant rating system.
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I am neither grumpy not old. I've got no idea what a 'coot' is, but thanks for the thought.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:20:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:18:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 18:58:23 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:54:01 EDT (#)
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9 out of 10 people say Rob Berg sucks cock.
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Statistically that would make only 1 person right.
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told you statistics were bollox.
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OK.
Maybe 3 were right.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:20:10 EDT (#)
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oh and rob read my wonderous post
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:18:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 18:58:23 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:54:01 EDT (#)
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9 out of 10 people say Rob Berg sucks cock.
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Statistically that would make only 1 person right.
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told you statistics were bollox.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:12:50 EDT (#)
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i have no problem -2ing a HBTS post.
i will dish out a random selection, in your honour. (probably more +2s though)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:10:49 EDT (#)
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You can totally blame me though when you do.
: )
Then grumpy old coots like sammich and HBTS can get even MORE upset with my blatant disregard for the irrelevant rating system.
OMG that would be, like, the best prize ever.
Totally.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:09:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:04:31 EDT (#)
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rob... you have won... A bombarbment of -2's on the poster of your choice! Congratulations!
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rob, that was your lucky dip prize. you could have gambled for the mystery topprize of the day, but you went to bed.
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SWEET.
Although I'd prefer you just handing out random +2s.
It's good for the soul.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:04:31 EDT (#)
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rob... you have won... A bombarbment of -2's on the poster of your choice! Congratulations!
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rob, that was your lucky dip prize. you could have gambled for the mystery topprize of the day, but you went to bed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:00:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:55:16 EDT (#)
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omg rob called me a meanie!
how dare you make it so personal, rob!
i have never gotten to the level of callling anyone a meanie and including the word totally in front of it that is personal and crosses a line that i would never cross.
:(
:) *&^kuydcti67e9
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I'M TOTALLY SORRY.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:58:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:54:01 EDT (#)
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9 out of 10 people say Rob Berg sucks cock.
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Statistically that would make only 1 person right.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:57:57 EDT (#)
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scourge only takes the piss out of me because he secretly loves me, rob.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:55:16 EDT (#)
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omg rob called me a meanie!
how dare you make it so personal, rob!
i have never gotten to the level of callling anyone a meanie and including the word totally in front of it that is personal and crosses a line that i would never cross.
:(
:) *&^kuydcti67e9
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:54:01 EDT (#)
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9 out of 10 people say Rob Berg sucks cock.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:53:17 EDT (#)
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Scourge is, like, a total meanie.
And to the poster of this particular camwhore - in the advent of digital photography and social networking, why is it you chose a shot that looks like it was taken in 1974?
Seriously, pick a better photo and try again.
Or not.
Happy Sunday.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:51:25 EDT (#)
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My field of employment is staistics and i can make whatever figures i give someone say what they want.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:50:30 EDT (#)
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i like to make up statistics to prove a point when rowing with my spouse.
Yes, el, we both have strong shoulders from rowing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:49:11 EDT (#)
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staastically staistics are a load of balls done to make a point.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:46:44 EDT (#)
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I am more scared of driving than any kind of flying.
Statistically, you are more likely to die in a car wreck than an air disaster.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:45:53 EDT (#)
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Uh oh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:40:43 EDT (#)
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orphelia, you have called me the same things i called you in that review that set you off. more than once. how was it any different for you to do that to me than it was for me to do it to you? because what you said was funny to you and so okay? but when it's said to you it's obviously vile hatred at it's worst?
and THAT'S the whole point you giant goddamn whiner.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:38:50 EDT (#)
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i have never called you fat, or stupid or anything. I once told you I heard you were fat and old but we were talking together on a post. I can't think of a time befroe this i have been nasty. you made nasty comments. they were not in jest. What ever, don't matter i suppose. Ain't like we are ever gonna meet so no point in carrying on this silliness.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:36:16 EDT (#)
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Yes, I can be sensitive. Don't give me any of this 'if you can dish ot out you can take it shit' 'cos when you look at it, I am never really nasty.
Comparing me to dogs and retards. How lame. :) <3 hehehe. Better?
Now, saomething is wrong with using emoticons? Like I am the only one.
scourge, what ever I did to you to get such hate, you should get over it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115408#2680449
you've called me everything i called you here and more, broad. grow a thicker skin.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:30:26 EDT (#)
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I can have a laugh with other people but I have neve once personally attacked anyone on Uber. Even then, I am generally only vile to alters.
You are just being personal and cruel, and what ever you say, I have been a flirt, a whore, sarcastic, grumpy, mardy, bitchy, but never once have I been personal.
You sound bitter, and I can't understand why. must be because I am so stupid.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:23:31 EDT (#)
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haha...i love how orphelia can talk shit to other people all day long, but when the tables are turned the emoticons and levity both find themselves out of her reviews with a fucking quickness.
such a sensitive girl.
i guess it's true that simple people are hurt more easily, just like dogs and retards.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:13:06 EDT (#)
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I'll 2nd that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:08:27 EDT (#)
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i blame apollo coming to my country.
his new, american schedule has allowed him to let this crowd of orphelias and emissions to behave like idiots with no proper guidance or system of checks and balances.
all of you fuck off.
now.
especially orphelia.
fucking daft, fat bitch spreading stupid everywhere.
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What a fuckin' cunt scourge really is.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh lik hai
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-30 12:44:23 EDT (#)
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I can't help myself, I feel a rant coming on...
We Brits aren't keeping up the side you reckon? I think you people from across the pond or should I say pond life are so busy trying to find something deep, meaningful and inspirational in your worthless, boring, tanked up with E numbers lives that you haven't noticed your heads up your arses quickly becoming symbiotic with your small intestines.
If you don't fucking like it, fuck off or if you think you're hard enough m