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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-03-31 12:56:17 EDT


I spent a large part of my childhood growing up in southern California, in a suburb of San Diego called Escondido.

Escondido is Spanish for 'hidden'(101).

Before I get into the meat of this post, I am going to first tell you that I KNOW what I have seen to be a factual account insofar as I am concerned. I know no one else can speak for me...but for the next 10 minutes or so, you'll have to believe me when I say the account described below is 100% accurate.

_________________________________________________________________

There is a public park near where I grew up called Kit Carson Park (guess who it was named after?). I remember going there often under the watchful eye of my mother when she could be arsed enough to pack up 'the boys' and take us there.

Anyway, I DISTINCTLY recall an experience during one such visit to Kit Carson park wherein I remember seeing something far off in the distance, in the sky, that looked like a huge cross with a circle in the center of it. I clearly remember thinking it was a big kite that a church was flying or something to that effect.

My (late) mother was there with me, and saw it too.

As is consistent with many other 'UFO reports', the object was gone just as soon as we were able to locate it in the sky. Once I pointed it out to my mom and as soon as she registered it, it became a greenish-white blur in the sky, and disappeared.

We discussed aliens and space wars and other such things after my mom and I saw this 'thing'. She considered reporting it but wasn't convinced the local authorities would believe her.

2 weeks later we had forgotten all about it. Well, for the most part at least.

This is until this morning.

You see, upon sitting down and preparing for the day's work today I came across the following news article:

http://www.mercurynews.com/centralcoast/ci_8712917

It includes pictures of a UFO and some controversial statements about where it came from and whether or not it's a hoax. Apparently this is a resurgence of information that originally surfaced about a year ago, but this is the first I had heard of it.

Folks, I tell you here and now, I saw this thing. Or, a carbon copy of it.

The way this object is captured in the news report photos immediately brings me back to that sunny day at Kit Carson park.

Some further research on this 'drone' reveals a host of other sources of sightings/encounters, which have all been conveniently compiled into a tidy little pdf that you can view for yourself here:

http://www.ufo-blog.com/pdf/drone_sightings_history.pdf

There have been some convincing findings that seem to paint the entire phenomenon as a hoax...but I am telling you that I have seen this fucking thing and my recollection of it is crystal clear.





This sort of find for me really does cement in my mind my belief that there is no way we are alone in the universe. I am 100% convinced that there is extraterrestrial life out there and, further, it is interested in us as a species and our development.

Obviously not interested enough to interact and communicate, but interested enough to at least pay a visit.

So Ubersite, do me (and yourself) a favor and look into this. Read about it and study the evidence. Hoax? Factual?



And then, if you are of those who simply will not be moved and who believe humans to be the only sentient beings in existence, please reply here with your reasoning.

I really would like to hear it.





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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, Kit Carson Park is directly next to a giant fuckin' Mall called North County Fair - which clearly proves that aliens shop at Hot Topic.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-04-02 21:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just because you saw it doesn't mean it's from outer space. that being said, i doubt we're alone simply because it's a little voluntarily ignorant to be certain we are. and by 'a little' i mean you'd have to be an absolute moron

cool pictures though. fake or not.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not sure I believe those pictures to be real. But I 100% believe that we're NOT alone in this universe.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-02 04:50:15 EDT (#)
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most of the craft reported over the years appear to be designed around "Lifter" technology and a patented electrical field phenomena that's been around since 1928.

http://www.americanantigravity.com/technology.html

Read. Watch the little videos. look at the photos.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:29:19 EDT (#)
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I believe in God and i think the bible is a cracking read.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:06:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:16:21 EDT (#)
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i don't know why you are challenging photoshop users to reproduce images of this caliber. these are not hard photoshops. they are not even close to convincing. i could photoshop that thing flying out of your ass and it would look more convincing than these pictures because i'm better than whoever did them.


===============

Do it.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-01 22:41:21 EDT (#)
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i saw a ufo once... the lights were shaped like a stop sign with 2 more lights parrelell to the lowest 2 of the hexagon

it hummed quietly, was pretty low to the ground (500 - 1000 feet) and traveled quite slowly... it had to had taken 4 minutes to clear the horizon... at least enough time for me to run to nat's house and drag him out to show him... nat saw it too




hes since denied it

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:25:27 EDT (#)
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check this out, might find it interesting:

http://www.activemind.com/Mysterious/Topics/SETI/drake_equation.html

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just something I have noticed, but you're a little fanatical about spelling and grammar, ain't you?!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:05:16 EDT (#)
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cvx is a pharmacy...maybe they're here to gather all of our xanex to treat the anxious Zarhg beast of Centauri Eleven?

i believe.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good thing there's intelligent life elsewhere, 'cause there sure ain't any in Texas.
:)

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bubba you fucking retard (and I can't believe I'm about to argue with the likes of you) when did I say we are alone in the universe?

It would be astonishing if we were. Even more astonishing than if god was real.

The only real debate is whether the other life is 'intelligent' and can travel faster than light.




Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've seen much better photoshops than this. Sorry bud, there are no aliens.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:56:21 EDT (#)
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Kit Carson Park (guess who it was named after?).
===============
Dave Chapelle?

Submitted by SweetSoph69 (user info) at 2008-04-01 03:46:28 EDT (#)
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Cool.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:50:12 EDT (#)
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I would be much more likely to agree with the "IT'S A PHOTOSHOP" crowd, if it weren't for the fact that the same retards think MS Paint drawings are Photoshopped.

Still, there are some depth issues going on here. But if I Photoshop a picture of a shooting star, it doesn't mean they don't exist. It could be real, it could be fake. No sense in arguing, only speculating.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 21:39:43 EDT (#)
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I'm not debating the existence of alien intelligence or even UFO's. What I am saying is that I've now seen the 'hi-res' photos and the fakery's even more absurdly blatant. Anyone who actually buys these photos needs contact lenses and possibly a new brain.

Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

U. F. O.

Unidentified Flying Object.

Nuff said, I think

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't know why you are challenging photoshop users to reproduce images of this caliber. these are not hard photoshops. they are not even close to convincing. i could photoshop that thing flying out of your ass and it would look more convincing than these pictures because i'm better than whoever did them.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:43:08 EDT (#)
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I'll give you my philosophical contribution on UFO's and you can take what you like from it:

Firstly, I think that given the size of the universe and our ability to discover worlds with similar characteristics as our own, merely in our own minute sliver of the Universe, then it is almost a given that not just some, but many forms of life exist elsewhere in the universe.

Secondly, I think that if you look at the history of human development you can see how our evolutionary advance was hindered by certain disasters and tricks of fate. If you couple that with the incredible rate of current technological advancement then you could perhaps hypothesise that there are other forms of life out there, forms that were NOT so hindered in their advancement, that are technologically far superior to us.

So, Aliens: Check

Advanced Aliens: Check


However, I am going to have to say I am not a believer in UFOs.

To back this belief I'm adopting the approach David Hume took in discounting the belief in miracles.

Hume's approach was, essentially, to look at what he called 'the contrariety of evidence'. That is, certain things pointing at one conclusion and certain things pointing at another.
He then took an experience based approach to determine which of two scenarios was more likely.

For us and UFOs, that experience based approach operates as follows:

An alien item of intelligent origin entering our atmosphere is an incident that has never conclusively been proven. Essentially, we can say that it has never happened FOR SURE. We have no experience of such an incident.

A person falsifying the existence of a UFO in a 'hoax' is an occurrence with provable incidences in our history. A large number of 'UFO sightings' have been proven to be hoaxes.

Now, if we call upon Hume's conclusion we must 'always reject the greater miracle'. To me it is FAR more likely that people have engineered UFO sightings than alien species have visited our planet, and i offer 2 reasons for this:

1. Firstly, let us look at the level of technological intricacy in the alien craft that have been photographed. Between the 'flying saucers' of the 1960's and the craft seen above there is a massive amount of difference. This is more consistent with hoaxers improving their techniques than alien craft themselves undergoing complete revisions of their design. I would draw a connection between this point and the intricacy of modern crop circles compared to old ones.

2. Secondly, the simple philosophical problems associated with a species that wishes to monitor the human race up close for mere seconds at a time and has an extreme reticence to be seen by the public but is willing to be seen by various individuals raises more questions than it answers, most of which are only answered by the evasive maxim 'aliens work in mysterious ways'

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:41:57 EDT (#)
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Go to gchat, quick, nigger face.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the americans have been experimenting with devices that attach to powerlines to recharge. Maybe?






I still think this is a model

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hottie below.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:04:26 EDT (#)
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And my guess is the public park is named after Desi Arnaz. What do I win?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this post a hoax?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WHAT muscles, Urkel.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sr. Berg delivers below.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:33:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:26:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Forget the post. The trip I was taken on ten years ago proved it all to me. . .


_______________________

OH IS THAT SO?

IS THAT REALLY, REALLY SO?

BUBBA HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, UBERSITE. WE NEED TO LOOK NO FURTHER FOR CREDIBLE, INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL EXISTENCE.






seriously, though...you're kidding, right?

---

"Anal Probe, honey".

It was the only way he could explain the profusely bleeding ass to his dear wife.

He just didn't have the heart to explain it was the result of one magical night in the barn.


Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba why the fuck would you mention something like that on a post like this and not be prepared to elaborate?

Sounds like you're just digging for attention which is NOT allowed because I'M the only one deserving of such.



...well.

Me and my muscles, that is.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:26:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Forget the post. The trip I was taken on ten years ago proved it all to me. . .


_______________________

OH IS THAT SO?

IS THAT REALLY, REALLY SO?

BUBBA HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, UBERSITE. WE NEED TO LOOK NO FURTHER FOR CREDIBLE, INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL EXISTENCE.






seriously, though...you're kidding, right?
===============
I said I was taken on a trip. I didn't to where or by whom.
:)

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:27:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wuz tole ta hesh ma mouf. . .

============

You big tease, you.

Typical "Alien Abduction" story with naked probing? You were sucked into a rotating disc by a halo of bright light? Returned to earth relatively unharmed in some deserted field somewhere? Or is your story completely different? I am not trying to sound sarcastic. I really am interested. I like hearing about abduction stories and such.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:26:59 EDT (#)
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You're a day early buster.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Forget the post. The trip I was taken on ten years ago proved it all to me. . .


_______________________

OH IS THAT SO?

IS THAT REALLY, REALLY SO?

BUBBA HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, UBERSITE. WE NEED TO LOOK NO FURTHER FOR CREDIBLE, INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL EXISTENCE.






seriously, though...you're kidding, right?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:25:57 EDT (#)
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Is someone playing about with their Stargate SG1 super alien images generator?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:23:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:12:50 EDT (#)
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I am completely fluent in English. I know what the word fact means.

Forget the post. The trip I was taken on ten years ago proved it all to me. . .

=====

Share the story! Unless you already have. In which case, linkz it so I can readz it. :)
================
I wuz tole ta hesh ma mouf. . .

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:12:54 EDT (#)
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Stephen Hawking sez the Universe is actually finite.

=======

And people say Michael Bay is a competent film director.

I'm not convinced.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:12:50 EDT (#)
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I am completely fluent in English. I know what the word fact means.

Forget the post. The trip I was taken on ten years ago proved it all to me. . .

=====

Share the story! Unless you already have. In which case, linkz it so I can readz it. :)

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:12:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:52:39 CDT (#)
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While I dont disagree with you in theory, claiming that it is a FACT is about as stupid as saying, "GOD EXISTS. I KNOW THAT TO BE A FACT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DISPROVE IT." Saying that makes religious people sound like retards to those who aren't religious.

Saying it's a FACT that we're not alone in the universe is the same thing.

Sure, odds are that in the never-ending Universe with all the billions upon billions of stars, planets, solar systems, galaxys, etc. that we are most certainly not alone. You have to consider the fact that other life is out there. However, we have no proof as of yet that other life exists other than the speculation that other life HAS to exist due to the massiveness of Space. It's like saying that crazy deep see creatures HAVE to exist because there are so many areas of the deep ocean that have yet to be explored. There's life down there, but we just haven't seen it yet but believe it to be true due to other life we've found that's in other areas of the deep ocean. We're alive in the Universe so other life must exist somewhere in the Universe.

It's not a proven fact. It's a speculation that is probably true, but has yet to be certifiably true. So, I agree with you, but it's still not a "FACT."


As for the post, the first picture looks photoshopped. The white area's in and around the center circle thing are too bright when the rest of the bottom is in the shade. It looks like someone poorly cut it out of MSPaint and stuck it in the sky. It certainly would be awesome to KNOW that what you are seeing is real but people can make some pretty incredible hoaxes i.e. the youtube video of the spaceship over Haiti. Some guy made that with a CGI program on his computer. Looked real enough, but alas it was fake. Never under estimate the nerdiness of your average geek. I mean, crop circles are fake too, and for a while those were considered to be factual proof that aliens came to earth and made contact with some corn down south with the rednecks.

However, I've seen some weird shit in the sky as well. I've seen bright stars sitting there, then fall from the sky and be gone in seconds. I've seen bright, fiery-red colored objects soar across the sky during dusk and fall behind the tree lines. No one else saw these things, and there's no way to prove what I saw. It would be awesome to know if it was real or not.

Trying to wrap your mind around how big and never-ending the Universe is makes my head hurt. Stuff like that is so cool. One day we will make contact with other life. One day...


~~~~~~

Stephen Hawking sez the Universe is actually finite.



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:12:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:52:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:27:57 EDT (#)
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Fuck the naysayers. We are not alone in the universe, or even in this galaxy. I know that to be a FACT, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot. Especially Apollo.

======

While I dont disagree with you in theory, claiming that it is a FACT is about as stupid as saying, "GOD EXISTS. I KNOW THAT TO BE A FACT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DISPROVE IT." Saying that makes religious people sound like retards to those who aren't religious.

Saying it's a FACT that we're not alone in the universe is the same thing.

Sure, odds are that in the never-ending Universe with all the billions upon billions of stars, planets, solar systems, galaxys, etc. that we are most certainly not alone. You have to consider the fact that other life is out there. However, we have no proof as of yet that other life exists other than the speculation that other life HAS to exist due to the massiveness of Space. It's like saying that crazy deep see creatures HAVE to exist because there are so many areas of the deep ocean that have yet to be explored. There's life down there, but we just haven't seen it yet but believe it to be true due to other life we've found that's in other areas of the deep ocean. We're alive in the Universe so other life must exist somewhere in the Universe.

It's not a proven fact. It's a speculation that is probably true, but has yet to be certifiably true. So, I agree with you, but it's still not a "FACT."


As for the post, the first picture looks photoshopped. The white area's in and around the center circle thing are too bright when the rest of the bottom is in the shade. It looks like someone poorly cut it out of MSPaint and stuck it in the sky. It certainly would be awesome to KNOW that what you are seeing is real but people can make some pretty incredible hoaxes i.e. the youtube video of the spaceship over Haiti. Some guy made that with a CGI program on his computer. Looked real enough, but alas it was fake. Never under estimate the nerdiness of your average geek. I mean, crop circles are fake too, and for a while those were considered to be factual proof that aliens came to earth and made contact with some corn down south with the rednecks.

However, I've seen some weird shit in the sky as well. I've seen bright stars sitting there, then fall from the sky and be gone in seconds. I've seen bright, fiery-red colored objects soar across the sky during dusk and fall behind the tree lines. No one else saw these things, and there's no way to prove what I saw. It would be awesome to know if it was real or not.

Trying to wrap your mind around how big and never-ending the Universe is makes my head hurt. Stuff like that is so cool. One day we will make contact with other life. One day...
=======================
I am completely fluent in English. I know what the word fact means.

Forget the post. The trip I was taken on ten years ago proved it all to me. . .

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:10:25 EDT (#)
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Nice point about the depth-of-field!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:03:37 EDT (#)
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Pretty obvious that it's a photoshop, there is zero depth of field in these pictures and a regular camera would have cause all kinds of distortion in the forground if focusing on a flying object 50 feet or more away.

I also concur that the power line is blurry.

Doesn't mean that other life forms aren't out there, just that you didn't see one and these aren't them either.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:52:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:27:57 EDT (#)
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Fuck the naysayers. We are not alone in the universe, or even in this galaxy. I know that to be a FACT, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot. Especially Apollo.

======

While I dont disagree with you in theory, claiming that it is a FACT is about as stupid as saying, "GOD EXISTS. I KNOW THAT TO BE A FACT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DISPROVE IT." Saying that makes religious people sound like retards to those who aren't religious.

Saying it's a FACT that we're not alone in the universe is the same thing.

Sure, odds are that in the never-ending Universe with all the billions upon billions of stars, planets, solar systems, galaxys, etc. that we are most certainly not alone. You have to consider the fact that other life is out there. However, we have no proof as of yet that other life exists other than the speculation that other life HAS to exist due to the massiveness of Space. It's like saying that crazy deep see creatures HAVE to exist because there are so many areas of the deep ocean that have yet to be explored. There's life down there, but we just haven't seen it yet but believe it to be true due to other life we've found that's in other areas of the deep ocean. We're alive in the Universe so other life must exist somewhere in the Universe.

It's not a proven fact. It's a speculation that is probably true, but has yet to be certifiably true. So, I agree with you, but it's still not a "FACT."


As for the post, the first picture looks photoshopped. The white area's in and around the center circle thing are too bright when the rest of the bottom is in the shade. It looks like someone poorly cut it out of MSPaint and stuck it in the sky. It certainly would be awesome to KNOW that what you are seeing is real but people can make some pretty incredible hoaxes i.e. the youtube video of the spaceship over Haiti. Some guy made that with a CGI program on his computer. Looked real enough, but alas it was fake. Never under estimate the nerdiness of your average geek. I mean, crop circles are fake too, and for a while those were considered to be factual proof that aliens came to earth and made contact with some corn down south with the rednecks.

However, I've seen some weird shit in the sky as well. I've seen bright stars sitting there, then fall from the sky and be gone in seconds. I've seen bright, fiery-red colored objects soar across the sky during dusk and fall behind the tree lines. No one else saw these things, and there's no way to prove what I saw. It would be awesome to know if it was real or not.

Trying to wrap your mind around how big and never-ending the Universe is makes my head hurt. Stuff like that is so cool. One day we will make contact with other life. One day...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:28:16 EDT (#)
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I hear a lot of "cluck clucking" going on in this post and most of it's emanating from the Swanson with the big fucking mouth and the back acne.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:27:57 EDT (#)
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Fuck the naysayers. We are not alone in the universe, or even in this galaxy. I know that to be a FACT, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot. Especially Apollo.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:20:37 EDT (#)
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Not to say this is bullshit, but people can fabricate some pretty bad ass realistic stuff: To illustrate:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=up5jmbSjWkw




Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:16:36 EDT (#)
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Why don't you cry some MORE Shlongy, you whiney little cocktart?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:01:05 EDT (#)
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I guess retards WOULD consider that horrible attempt at humor as a "ZING".

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:53:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:47:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:43:43 EDT (#)
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Well that's a first. I've never met a man named Couch
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ZING!!

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I second this 'zing'. PWNT!

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:47:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:43:43 EDT (#)
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Well that's a first. I've never met a man named Couch
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ZING!!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:43:43 EDT (#)
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Well that's a first. I've never met a man named Couch.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:37:58 EDT (#)
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"Thru"....

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:37:20 EDT (#)
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Are you telling me that your company STILL doesn't know how to market and promote the "Drive Thur"? Sheeeesh...

Can your company pass a credit check?

I may be able to help.

Have someone from you company that can successfully negotiate the numbers on a telephone, call me.

I'll probably be out golfing or laying on my couch but I'll get back to them.



Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:31:18 EDT (#)
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HEY SHLONGY MY COMPANY NEEDS SOME RADIO EXPOSURE ANY IDEA WHERE I CAN GO TO GET SOME?

I HEAR THERE'S GREAT VALUE IN 5- AND 10-SECOND LOCAL AIR SPOTS. WHAT KIND OF DEAL CAN YOU SWING ME?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:30:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:22:32 EDT (#)
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Icarus:

If you look at the rest of the extent of that wire, you'll see that it's two-part: an anchor cable (typically braided steel) wound by a power or comm line.

That is what is to explain the 'smudging' you're calling it. That piece of line that looks off is just where there was a wind in the cabling resulting in APPARENT distortion.



...or at least, that's the first thing I thought when looking at it. And yea, my eyes did jump to that spot as a potential 'red' area but explaining it like I just did makes sense to me.

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GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I see. Does this newfangled "braiding" technology you speak of also result in not only the distortion and opacity of the wire, but also smudge it across the only place it crosses the plastic alien tennis racket someone superimposed on the scene? That's rich.

I need to take off for a bit. Send the original pictures to: icarus1987.at.yahoo.com.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:27:04 EDT (#)
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You suck dick.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:26:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:17:09 EDT (#)
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icarus....

are you attempting to debate with this roid fueled mongoloid?

have you lost your mind?

one might as well argue the finer points of post tsarist economics with Bubba.

You make a point, he'll scream at you all in caps.

repeat, rinse, and go to bed an unfulfilled man.

Do yourself a favour old egg, click out of this post, go browse a caribbean holiday website to ease your mind. Better yet, do some work, go home early, kiss the wife, finger the kids, take 'em to the park.

Life's too short my friend, far too short.


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BAHAHAHAHA! Fine fine, you're right. I'll go play PSP and leave the sparkle twins alone. Still, it would have been amusing to see what he would have come up with next. :-( I imagine it would have gone something like: IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOP DOCTORING YOU DUBITOUS MORON!! IT IS A MOTION BLUR! A CAMERA AFFECT THAT OCCURS (NURR) WHEN ONE TAKES A PICTURE OF AN OBJECT IN MOTION!!

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:25:54 EDT (#)
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sorry, I didnt read it yet.
you are right about the braided cable. I used to sell that stuff.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:24:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:21:28 EDT (#)
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what is with the last picture? Thats not a flying object, it looks like it was taken on a table.
where is this thing? is someone examining it?



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FALLEN - read the PDF I linked in the post. It will explain all that in detail.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:22:32 EDT (#)
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Icarus:

If you look at the rest of the extent of that wire, you'll see that it's two-part: an anchor cable (typically braided steel) wound by a power or comm line.

That is what is to explain the 'smudging' you're calling it. That piece of line that looks off is just where there was a wind in the cabling resulting in APPARENT distortion.



...or at least, that's the first thing I thought when looking at it. And yea, my eyes did jump to that spot as a potential 'red' area but explaining it like I just did makes sense to me.



Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:21:28 EDT (#)
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what is with the last picture? Thats not a flying object, it looks like it was taken on a table.
where is this thing? is someone examining it?

Somone sent Art Bell parts of a ufo years ago, but they were bits of metal.
nothing complete like in the picture.
http://members.tripod.com/~paranetz/Ufos/roscrash.htm
scoll down the top of that page is in German.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:18:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:13:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:11:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:07:54 EDT (#)
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Icarus you are a pussy.

I'm offering counterpoint and you just make jokes. That's the calling card of the intellectually incapable.

You can't even engage me on a dialog level. What does that say about your level of functioning as a human being overall?


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What is the counterpoint exactly?



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You said there is a 'CVX' on the craft.

That is not true. The COUNTERPOINT is my offer to send you a zoomed image. You are declining because you are afraid of being proved wrong.


As far as the smudging...I don't see where you are referring.
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Second picture down. Starboard (left if you are viewing the craft from below) hull, directly below what I believe could be described as the first lateral spike. Fill it in and I'll email ya.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:17:09 EDT (#)
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icarus....

are you attempting to debate with this roid fueled mongoloid?

have you lost your mind?

one might as well argue the finer points of post tsarist economics with Bubba.

You make a point, he'll scream at you all in caps.

repeat, rinse, and go to bed an unfulfilled man.

Do yourself a favour old egg, click out of this post, go browse a caribbean holiday website to ease your mind. Better yet, do some work, go home early, kiss the wife, finger the kids, take 'em to the park.

Life's too short my friend, far too short.




Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:16:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:14:14 CDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:04:35 EDT (#)
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It's obvious. They came here to buy Gecko and save 15% on their insurance.
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FOLKS, THIS IS COMEDY.
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Don't mind me, I'm just having an off day.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:14:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:12:10 EDT (#)
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icarus, was it a hot asian alien female?
I would totaly crash my saucer into that.

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BAHAHAHAHA!! No :-( If she were, she would have been on her way to the frat kegger the Vulcans were having in the horsehead nebulae.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:14:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:04:35 EDT (#)
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It's obvious. They came here to buy Gecko and save 15% on their insurance.




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FOLKS, THIS IS COMEDY.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:13:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:11:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:07:54 EDT (#)
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Icarus you are a pussy.

I'm offering counterpoint and you just make jokes. That's the calling card of the intellectually incapable.

You can't even engage me on a dialog level. What does that say about your level of functioning as a human being overall?


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What is the counterpoint exactly?



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You said there is a 'CVX' on the craft.

That is not true. The COUNTERPOINT is my offer to send you a zoomed image. You are declining because you are afraid of being proved wrong.


As far as the smudging...I don't see where you are referring.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:12:10 EDT (#)
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icarus, was it a hot asian alien female?
I would totaly crash my saucer into that.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:11:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:08:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:06:19 EDT (#)
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We're a very arrogant species. Think about it, a civilization of beings THAT advanced, why should they even bother? When was the last time you tried communicating with amoebas? In terms of evolution, that's where we are compared to them. Therefore, until we evolve to their level (provided we don't destroy ourselves), they probably couldn't care less about us.


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Pretty much what I'm saying. We'd be a footnote in some green-skinned Dr Maturin's journal.

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We are the realtives that are avoided even when you are in their neighborhood and have nothing else to do, you just drive past their street and keep going on your way...even if we do have killer funnel cake!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:11:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:07:54 EDT (#)
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Icarus you are a pussy.

I'm offering counterpoint and you just make jokes. That's the calling card of the intellectually incapable.

You can't even engage me on a dialog level. What does that say about your level of functioning as a human being overall?


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What is the counterpoint exactly? How did the line get smudged in the second photo?

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:10:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:06:19 EDT (#)
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Considering the size of the universe, the other civilizations out there are so far away that we'll probably never encounter them (billions of light years, you know).





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...not if you can FOLD SPACE and manage the containment and function of SUPERMASSIVE black holes stemming multiple WORMHOLES throughout varying planes of existence!!!



Duh.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:09:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:07:54 EDT (#)
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Icarus you are a pussy.

I'm offering counterpoint and you just make jokes. That's the calling card of the intellectually incapable.

You can't even engage me on a dialog level. What does that say about your level of functioning as a human being overall?


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Promise to fill it in and I'll dialog all you want.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:08:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:06:19 EDT (#)
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We're a very arrogant species. Think about it, a civilization of beings THAT advanced, why should they even bother? When was the last time you tried communicating with amoebas? In terms of evolution, that's where we are compared to them. Therefore, until we evolve to their level (provided we don't destroy ourselves), they probably couldn't care less about us.


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Pretty much what I'm saying. We'd be a footnote in some green-skinned Dr Maturin's journal.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:07:54 EDT (#)
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Icarus you are a pussy.

I'm offering counterpoint and you just make jokes. That's the calling card of the intellectually incapable.

You can't even engage me on a dialog level. What does that say about your level of functioning as a human being overall?


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:06:39 EDT (#)
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What, are you saying the powerline smudged itself? Just fill it in and I'll email you.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:06:22 EDT (#)
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Or maybe it's all just the work of the NFL, and this thing will show up at next year's Superbowl.



Whatever it is, who knows, but that 76 page document was definitely an interesting read. Do have to agree with whoever said that some of the photos are pretty questionable, though.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:06:19 EDT (#)
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I believe there are other civilizations out there. If you look at it with the Drake Equation, there HAS to be. As big as the universe is, to think that Earth is it for intelligent life, is mad. And the numbers support it.

N = N* fp ne fl fi fc fL http://www.activemind.com/Mysterious/Topics/SETI/drake_equation.html


However......

Considering the size of the universe, the other civilizations out there are so far away that we'll probably never encounter them (billions of light years, you know).


People say that an advance civilization would have figured out a way to transverse vast distances quickly and so they've visited Earth. We just don't know about it.

We're a very arrogant species. Think about it, a civilization of beings THAT advanced, why should they even bother? When was the last time you tried communicating with amoebas? In terms of evolution, that's where we are compared to them. Therefore, until we evolve to their level (provided we don't destroy ourselves), they probably couldn't care less about us.




Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:05:11 EDT (#)
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Apollo:


I just watched that YouTube video. Very interesting.

The comment about the satellite call letters being inscribed on the spacecraft is such a fuck false leap. I don't know why that scrutinizer guy thinks those symbols are actually characters in the English alphabet.

As for the other comments about photoshopping/etc...there's nothing breakthrough there. It's all projection and so far there's no proof of this being a hoax via electronic modification of acquired imagery.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:04:56 EDT (#)
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I'll email you if you promise to fill in the power line. I can only suspend my disbelief for so long, you know.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:04:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:17:07 CDT (#)
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What I DO find hard to believe is...that Earth would be anything more than a footnote in some dry naturalist's journal for a species advanced enough to hop the requisite light years to get here. What exactly do they need that they couldn't either replicate themselves or get someplace local?
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It's obvious. They came here to buy Gecko and save 15% on their insurance.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:02:48 EDT (#)
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ICARUS IF YOU SEND ME AN E-MAIL I WILL REPLY WITH A ZOOMED IMAGE OF THE 'CVX' WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

BRETD9(AT)GMAIL.COM

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-03-31 14:02:38 EDT (#)
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If you turned the UFO upside down it could be a huge (dinosaur) egg strainer.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:59:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:40:30 EDT (#)
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So much for linear, communicative discussion, Icarus.

Do you always use sarcasm as an escape when you've lost an argument?

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Now now, don't get your manties in a bunch; they only forgot to add in a pixel or twenty. Don't shoot the messenger, you poor loser. If they'd used cloning instead of the smudge tool, the doctoring wouldn't be so obvious. Go on, tell me it's a motion blur or trick of the light or centrifugal force or something.

Better yet, try using some more of those big words you try to teach Simon between snogging sessions.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:58:18 EDT (#)
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Do you really view our 'military' as some clandestine society of scientists in black suits?

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Absolutely. With the amount of 'classified' and 'top secret' and 'NDA' type work that the military is involved in I would consider them rather clandestine. They are constantly developing cool new technologies all the time - this could very well be their anti-gravity experimental flag ship.

That said - COULD this be a space craft? Sure. I see no reason to dismiss that theory - it just seems more likely >TO ME< that it is the work of 'us' rather than 'them'.

Besides, if them alien-types are going to be that obvious about their observations of us - I would think 'first contact' would be a little more publicly reported.

Also, I don't know how 'colossal' that thing looks in those pictures and from where I sit those look like identification letters to me.


Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:55:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:46:03 EDT (#)
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oathmeal you tool, i've just spent ages reading all about this.

that isaac guy is very, very convincing.

how cool would it be if this was real?









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What I don't understand, 'pullo, is that 'Isaac' is committed to maintaining complete anonymity.

FUCKING WHY!?!?

Is he afraid that The Man will hunt him down? Fucking lame. Grow some nuts, 'Isaac'. The world needs to know what he knows.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:55:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:36:23 EDT (#)
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I'm just saying how many of our airplanes crash each year? or over 10 years? Those are fairly involved things to pilot. When they work it's amazing.
shit happens.

Since we know nothing about their tech. we have no way to tell how delicate they are to fly. Star trek makes it look easy but who knows a mis-calculation here a spilt cup of coffee there and bam! saucer crash.
there could be "Roswell's" all over the galaxy.

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Maybe this particular alien was the Asian female of her species, and was adjusting her makeup whilst sending a text message when she bumped the spaceclutch and sent her ship plummeting into the only occupied planet in our solar system. Maybe she was going to land incognito and go to a Jimmy Buffet concert. Her ship was supposed to have a cloaking device. But it failed because aliens have crummy QA and get their parts from China. Then she crash landed in a desert (lucky it wasn't New York), and no one ever came to get her. Because her species wanted to keep their presence a secret. Or better yet, maybe the government is WORKING with their species to cover it all up -- keep it hush-hush. No disrespect, but you can invent backstories to make just about any theory seem plausible.

Humankind has always been seeing things; demons, sea monsters, dragons, ghosts, popobawa, and now that we have Star Trek and Dr Who aliens. I'm sure a few sightings here and there are legitamite, but the rest are likely bunk.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:54:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:48:22 EDT (#)
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OH SHIT! Astron Czissin is flying his fucking fighter, yo!



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HAHAHA

http://www.ubersite.com/u/nicballs

...and that would be a Denstrolle fighter, sico. Know your Ibitus 412-N terminology.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:53:33 EDT (#)
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Kool boolshit.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:52:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1aJGuhRas





Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:49:30 EDT (#)
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir?'

'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies.

The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'

'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?'

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and blurts out..........

'Holy Shit!........My oathmeal is gone too!!!!!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:48:22 EDT (#)
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OH SHIT! Astron Czissin is flying his fucking fighter, yo!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:46:03 EDT (#)
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oathmeal you tool, i've just spent ages reading all about this.

that isaac guy is very, very convincing.

how cool would it be if this was real?




Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:43:26 EDT (#)
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I think this is all just wishful thinking on your part - wishing that aliens DO exist and they will give you an endless amount of anal probes.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:42:41 EDT (#)
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I believe these are photo shopped.




Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:16:16 EDT (#)
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that is the most badass-looking UFO I've ever seen someone make up


Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:40:30 EDT (#)
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So much for linear, communicative discussion, Icarus.

Do you always use sarcasm as an escape when you've lost an argument?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:38:57 EDT (#)
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You're right, Brett. My bad. If you zoom in far enough on the 651X518 photo you provided you can clearly see that the letters that what APPEARS to be CVX are indeed a series of large, blotchy pixels which must certainly be the pictograms of a highly evolved 8-bit species. You can also see just where the photoshop guy smudged the power line across the port hull. You can actually see it pretty well with the naked eye too; see where it goes from a thick black line to a smudged greyish mess? I'd have assumed he would have just used to cloning tool, but who am I to criticize?

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:38:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:34:09 EDT (#)
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I believe... that is just some fancy prototype military thingie.





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Rob.

Seriously.

You are way too intelligent to actually follow that stream of logic.

Do you really view our 'military' as some clandestine society of scientists in black suits? That's what they'd have to be in order to cook up some shit like this (whilst also not raising an eyebrow for the multiple billions of dollars it would cost to create such a colossal craft).

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:36:23 EDT (#)
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I'm just saying how many of our airplanes crash each year? or over 10 years? Those are fairly involved things to pilot. When they work it's amazing.
shit happens.

Since we know nothing about their tech. we have no way to tell how delicate they are to fly. Star trek makes it look easy but who knows a mis-calculation here a spilt cup of coffee there and bam! saucer crash.
there could be "Roswell's" all over the galaxy.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:34:09 EDT (#)
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I believe... that is just some fancy prototype military thingie.

However bad-ass it might be.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:30:23 EDT (#)
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Is it... stuck in the power lines?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:28:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:22:53 EDT (#)
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A. There's a species out there bright enough to navigate galaxies, but stupid enough to crash-land on the only habitable planet in our backwater solar system.
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Exactly how would we know if they crashed on another planet?

These pix are too good to be true, but statisticaly speaking sooner or later someone with a decent camera would snap a picture.

I believe.

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The tail end of the Starship Enterprise sticking out of Mars? Seriously, if you're bright enough to navigate galaxies, what are the chances that you're stupid enough to crash land on ANY planet, let alone the only habitable one for solar systems around.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:27:00 EDT (#)
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hey, I never said I didn't think there was some form of intelligent life ~out there~, just that I don't think this is evidence of it.

I even have a pin: it says "I WANT TO BELIEVE", and it's got a UFO on it. a hobo gave it to me. s'true.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:23:44 EDT (#)
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Icarus are you a fucking idiot?

ZOOM IN ON THE HI-RES SHOT, dumbshit. You'll see that they're symbols and hardly even resemble 'cvx'.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:22:53 EDT (#)
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A. There's a species out there bright enough to navigate galaxies, but stupid enough to crash-land on the only habitable planet in our backwater solar system.
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Exactly how would we know if they crashed on another planet?

These pix are too good to be true, but statisticaly speaking sooner or later someone with a decent camera would snap a picture.

I believe.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:19:46 EDT (#)
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Naw, it says CVX. Pretty cool how they have the same phonetic alphabet we do, just like in all those sci fi movies. I hope they speak English, or at least come with subtitles.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:17:34 EDT (#)
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NONBELIEVERS WILL BE ISOLATED AND DESTROYED, BALLARE.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:17:16 EDT (#)
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Yes, a spaceship stretching a mile or so across floats above a city, and only about ten people see it.

Also, memories from childhood can be severely altered every time you remember them. What you might remember seeing vividly might have never been there in the first place or, as you said, just a kite that your childlike fantasy brought to life.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:17:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:03:07 EDT (#)
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to assume we are the only life in the universe is statistically impossible (dont let and god fearing bible beater hear you say that). To quote screeching weasel "I believe in UFO's" and you sir are one.

Im not commenting on whether or not those pics are real.

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Given the vastness of infinity, I'd say it's a given that there's life out there somewhere. I don't think anyone finds that hard to believe. What I DO find hard to believe is:

A. There's a species out there bright enough to navigate galaxies, but stupid enough to crash-land on the only habitable planet in our backwater solar system.

B. That Earth would be anything more than a footnote in some dry naturalist's journal for a species advanced enough to hop the requisite light years to get here. What exactly do they need that they couldn't either replicate themselves or get someplace local? An XBOX? Paris Hilton? Maybe a cord of wood for the steam engine that powers theiri warp core?

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:16:16 EDT (#)
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that is the most badass-looking UFO I've ever seen someone make up

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:15:35 EDT (#)
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Aliens exist. TRUTH! It is ignorant to think otherwise.

Or arrogant. Out of ALL of space, that supposedly stretches forever...

There is NO LIFE OUT THERE!

WE ARE ALL THAT IS EVERYTHING.

Yeah right.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:12:30 EDT (#)
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Actually, if you'll zoom in on the high res images, you'll see that they're not the letters 'CVX' you're reading.

They're ANCIENT ALIEN SYMBOLS.

Gosh.
Obvious.
Geez.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:09:52 EDT (#)
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yeah, aliens from thousands of light years away use our alphabet? not just earth's alphabet, a small minority subset of the earth's lettering system.

odd that.




Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:06:52 EDT (#)
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If it is real, they seem to be flying about giant Final Fantasy-type weaponry with the letters CVX on what I can only assume is meant to be the handle (second photo down).

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:04:59 EDT (#)
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bequeath?

even if this is a hoax or some super secret military thing, it is fucking baddass.

i want one.

now.




Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:03:45 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/ys72pw

THEY'VE BEGUN THEIR INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:03:07 EDT (#)
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to assume we are the only life in the universe is statistically impossible (dont let and god fearing bible beater hear you say that). To quote screeching weasel "I believe in UFO's" and you sir are one.

Im not commenting on whether or not those pics are real.

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 12:58:02 EDT (#)
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I can use the word 'bequeath' inappropriately if I should so choose, bitches.


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