Ode to my lunch (756 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -0.18 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by whiskeyjack (View user info) at 2008-03-31 15:41:57 EDT
Americana on Wheat
Your warbling cry now silent
a rumbling now heard
calling for needed sustenance
academia answers and provides
man's first grain
with seeds as big as Heaven
America's most devious dual fruit
adorns torn viridian heads
and nestled on top in rest
Franklin's favorite fowl
enriched by China's old treasure
ravenous hunger sated
User Reviews
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-05 09:20:03 EDT (#)
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Learn to write, you useless cunt.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:32:33 EDT (#)
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You profane lolcats.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:41:00 EDT (#)
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I'll take a sammich.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-01 06:09:32 EDT (#)
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Amen.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 06:07:18 EDT (#)
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RIP Polly. May you be happy in the great parlour in the sky. :*(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-01 06:05:03 EDT (#)
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Her name was Polly. She died two years ago, and not a day goes by that I don't think about her :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 06:00:54 EDT (#)
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You forgot *shakes fist angrily*.
What was your poodles name, by the way?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:51:57 EDT (#)
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Damn you, foul temptress.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:47:09 EDT (#)
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*slap*
How dare you! I am married and pregnant! :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:19:16 EDT (#)
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That's pretty much what I'm hoping...
*pucker*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:15:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/rolandson/389432074/
I imagine your jokes are so lame they pity pretty girls into kissing you... :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:08:43 EDT (#)
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I used to have a huge gay following...
But I hid behind a wall and lost him.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:06:31 EDT (#)
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Even the gays will reject you for that comment!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:03:53 EDT (#)
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Hey! She was my best friend...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 04:59:47 EDT (#)
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*cough*gaybelow*cough*
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-01 04:51:37 EDT (#)
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I looked. I can't find it funny. I think its because I'm more of a dog person.
When I was growing up I owned a poodle.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 04:50:17 EDT (#)
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Just dare not to find one funny!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-01 04:47:27 EDT (#)
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I'll never understand the lolcat thing...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 04:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I happen to have iton great authority that vaginas do not come in bunches but bunchees.
I love collecive nouns.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-01 02:24:14 EDT (#)
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Christ it was the first google image of "turkey sanwhich" you bunch of vaginas
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:16:59 EDT (#)
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shit, im with that other guy, less is best with lolcats
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:56:01 EDT (#)
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fuck those stupid cats
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 21:05:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This needs more reviews.
Actually, it needs less.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLOLOL INVISIBLE SANDWICH
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:00:37 EDT (#)
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This needs more reviews.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-03-31 18:37:09 EDT (#)
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This turned out being way to abstract
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:03:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:51:08 EDT (#)
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I, for two, am sick of the fucking pictures of the cats.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is way better than mine-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114250
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:51:08 EDT (#)
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I, for one, am sick of the fucking pictures of the cats.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:51:07 EDT (#)
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he needs to get his paws on one of these: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113629
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-03-31 15:42:18 EDT (#)
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Sammiches 4 life!