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Submitted by jigglypuff (View user info) at 2008-03-31 16:28:18 EDT
On Saturday I ran out of money and cigs. Luckily we went to a cousins house who smokes. The only problem being, she smokes menthols. Being desperate I borrowed one. She then gave me ten to last until I got paid. As soon as I got paid I went and bought a pack of my usual brand. All day I have not been able to smoke a full cig. I have now had to go out and but menthols! Not only is it embarrasing asking for the cheap brand, now I'm asking for them in menthol!
I hate being poor!
Now for an attemp to make this post worthwhile. I know it's a waste of time but I can only try!
6 truths of life:
1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3) The first truth is a lie.
4) You're smiling now cause you are an idiot.
5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.
6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:52:41 EDT (#)
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Check your own post yozz
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please - spare me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:35:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/orphelia/l/me
My alter. I didn't use it on your post.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats what I thought.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:33:51 EDT (#)
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I doubt you have more money than anyone I have ever met!!!
Besides, do you buy me £400 shoes? I thought not.
Even if you had enough money, I do have enough dignity not to give a show to someone who thinks I am scum. And I'm pretty sure there is not enough beer in England, I am making a pretty good start!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HMM Pumpkin?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What about your alter?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:26:00 EDT (#)
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I can only see +2's. What????
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope by childish retaliation you mean the things I say as I have NEVER retal rated, in fact I hardly -2 ever.
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Uh-huh. So what was the stream of reviews here http://www.ubersite.com/m/113599 ?
You were playing nice? You were being a little princess?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy doesn't have a small anything, sweety. His cock is as big as his wallet and that is bloody huge.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't speaking to you, you pig.
And I have more money than anyone you've ever met.
I won't dispute the "small dick" line, though.
But fortunately for me, it doesn't matter! I have broads following me around pretty much 24/7.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:21:49 EDT (#)
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Orphy, no I'm not mark!! But I am from Yorkshire!
Shlongy, I only give a good show to attractive men, or ugly men with lot's of money. Trust me, you do not have enough money to keep me in shoes and ponies, and I'm pretty sure you have a small cock!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:19:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:14:35 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just gave you a very good example of why I keep saying it. There are many more. You do things (e.g., childish retaliation) and say things ("I can touch all your teeth with my fist") that, generally, only "men" (i.e., the male of the species) do. You may have a vagina - but you are all man.
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I was actually gonna put 'I can't believe someone hasn't said this' in front of the comment but I couldn't be bothered.
I hope by childish retaliation you mean the things I say as I have NEVER retal rated, in fact I hardly -2 ever.
I think I am just very immature and suffer Princess syndrome sometimes, rather than act like a man. If i was a lesbian, I wouldn't be the butch one. I know that for a fact.
I'd give shlongy a show any day but worry his ticker couldn't take the strain of seeing my gigantic bossom and soft flabby rolls lol
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just gave you a very good example of why I keep saying it. There are many more. You do things (e.g., childish retaliation) and say things ("I can touch all your teeth with my fist") that, generally, only "men" (i.e., the male of the species) do. You may have a vagina - but you are all man.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:14:28 EDT (#)
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no lol cats :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll email you if I get to see a jolly good show.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:13:18 EDT (#)
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I shagged a man from yorkshire once. Unless your camwhore is a lie, then I doubt you are Mark.
Yorkshire is a lovely place, if that is where you are from.
Maybe I just have one of those familiar faces - chubby, wonky, bad make up, pretty after 12 pints ie Typically British.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:10:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:07:16 EDT (#)
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I am from the Midlands. I live on the edge of Sherwood Forest. Nottingham is the most criminally dangerous place in the UK. Does it show?
Yozz, petal, I said you must either tell me why you think I am a man or stop saying it. Email me, and I can prove to you in seconds I am a woman. I have been dying to try out this new webcam all day..
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DON'T DO IT YOZZ!
FOR THE LOVE OF...
oop.
Too late? God help your soul.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:10:18 EDT (#)
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I thought you maybe from Yorkshire as you look very familiar.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:07:16 EDT (#)
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I am from the Midlands. I live on the edge of Sherwood Forest. Nottingham is the most criminally dangerous place in the UK. Does it show?
Yozz, petal, I said you must either tell me why you think I am a man or stop saying it. Email me, and I can prove to you in seconds I am a woman. I have been dying to try out this new webcam all day..
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, but I can touch all your teeth with my fist. lol.
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VERY manly thing to say
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-31 17:02:27 EDT (#)
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Orphelia are you from the north or south?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:57:54 EDT (#)
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1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
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No, but I can touch all your teeth with my fist. lol.
Keep tryin'.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I just took a bit of "creative liberty" with a quote from a very famous movie.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:53:18 EDT (#)
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I like the cats.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:47:15 EDT (#)
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Why are you referring to me as a male again?
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:46:35 EDT (#)
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I try and I fail, but whatever. Remember no cats of any description!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:46:24 EDT (#)
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Poor, dumb and ugly is no way to go through life, son.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:42:31 EDT (#)
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I almost gave you credit for not including a stupid picture of cat...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:34:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yozz - helping clean off the front page since 2007.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 16:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now for an attemp to -2.