Baseball and a camwhore (2806 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-31 18:51:37 EDT
i'll be damned if Sinistral gets all the attention. i want a piece of it too!
so, in honor of baseball season starting, here's a picture of my impression of Cubs fans- a bunch of small dick losers who are going to wait another hundred years to maybe have a chance to get to the World Series. GO CARDINALS WOO!!!
now tell me how good looking i am. you don't want me to have low self-esteem, do you?
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-30 12:17:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-29 18:47:31 PDT (#)
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here's a short quiz in case you still don't get it, indo-
i spit on someones car and they shoot me in the face.
what caused the person to shoot me in the face?
a.) spitting on their car
b.) it was a reasonable response to shoot me in the face
c.) Hillary Clinton
take as much time as you need to answer.
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ahahahaa...
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-04-19 22:03:59 EDT (#)
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get on aim sucka.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:03:17 EDT (#)
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it makes me glad to know i'm not the only one who can no longer run for mayor.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:29:50 EDT (#)
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You are a 1st class A-hole... Back at ya chump!
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:32:23 EDT (#)
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I think you are cool but I could be completely wrong.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-03 07:35:26 EDT (#)
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I'm a notary.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:04:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:58:11 EDT (#)
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Goddamnit man, you are stealing my heat!
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oh, i think your post has sufficient heat to handle this post. don't you worry.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:04:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:47:45 EDT (#)
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you're my favourite ghey helicopter pilot evar
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ummm.... thanks?
i just ride in 'em, i don't fly 'em, man.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:47:45 EDT (#)
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you're my favourite ghey helicopter pilot evar
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:58:11 EDT (#)
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Goddamnit man, you are stealing my heat!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:55:51 EDT (#)
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I have a relative in Wales, North, Prestatyn, it is a fucking dump.
I did ask James Nesbitt where 'the fuckin' cash till' in Rhyl, during a break filming some shite TV programme. I lingle with the stars.
Also, the Welsh accent is retarded.
The Welsh connection helps explain your twigs, anyhow.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:48:38 EDT (#)
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well, i'm not Welsh.
i'm an Amerikan, goddamnit! get out of my way!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:39:04 EDT (#)
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Honestly, you talk to any englishman and say "I'm welsh" and they will smirk.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:36:57 EDT (#)
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no wonder i have this overwhelming urge to fuck a sheep constantly.... it all makes sense now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:29:03 EDT (#)
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wales is pretty. it's wet. hilly. green. verdant. full of inbreeds. they all think they can sing. it's never been its own nation, so it doesn't really have a sense of identity. Welsh is the stupidest language ever. It has so many calque words.
hearing the welsh speak is all very lilty and intriguing til they say 'arsenal' and 'sky television' and you realise they're just talking about the football while sounding like the Fucking Clangers.
It's rubbish being welsh though - they've never won anything, or done anything. They just sit in their valleys, occasionally bemoaning the loss of the mines most lyrically.
Where's Berty when you need a succinct answer?
They're sheep shaggers too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:26:52 EDT (#)
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you know, the other half of my family came from Ireland. i've heard rumors of "the Irish curse" but somehow my genes melded beautifully to produce such a spectacular penis that it's the envy of most men in porn.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:23:28 EDT (#)
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i've wanted to see Wales to see what about it drove my great grandfather to heavy drinking and eventually emigrating to Amerika.
why are the Welsh "rubbish"?
ps- we say "trash" here in Amerika. i think it sounds better than "rubbish". you can't insult someone if the word you are using is totally lame.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:19:57 EDT (#)
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i wanted to beat up Spanky G from the Bloodhound Gang, but then i got over it after a group of girls came over and flashed their huge tits and then me and the Gang got drunk together.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:19:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 23:18:06 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:22:01 EDT (#)
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I'd sooner be Welsh
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HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING WELSH, MOTHERFUCKER???
i mean, it's half of my ancestry.... but i'll kill anyone who insults any fraction of me!!!
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The welsh are rubbish look you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:18:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:22:01 EDT (#)
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I'd sooner be Welsh
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HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING WELSH, MOTHERFUCKER???
i mean, it's half of my ancestry.... but i'll kill anyone who insults any fraction of me!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:07:31 EDT (#)
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I nearly punched Ronan Keating at Toronto airport in 2002.
If i'd known it was him - I'd have definitely done twatted him.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:55:58 EDT (#)
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My dad met Bono once in Langhams, he slipped past the security and got his autograph. He said he thought Bono was an arrogant bastard.
I have no Colin Murray related stories.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:49:02 EDT (#)
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Colin Murray is a loathsome cunt. Almost on a par with Bono.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:45:57 EDT (#)
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Of course it is!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:44:37 EDT (#)
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David Baddiel? Jewish, is that better than Irish?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:22:01 EDT (#)
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I'd sooner be Welsh
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:21:50 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:21:42 EDT (#)
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That was fucking low.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:20:29 EDT (#)
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Colin Murray below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:18:31 EDT (#)
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nearly as old as Davros above
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:18:21 EDT (#)
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old bastard below
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:14:38 EDT (#)
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30 is fast approaching and i'll be joining all the other thirty-somethings that are too old to be spending all their time on this website.
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Thanks!
:)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:07:49 EDT (#)
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I'm 27 in 20 days
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:03:25 EDT (#)
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i'm almost 27.... =(
30 is fast approaching and i'll be joining all the other thirty-somethings that are too old to be spending all their time on this website.
*puts gun in mouth*
*BANG!*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:00:53 EDT (#)
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Bottom line.
habeeb is a no necked cunt who deserves to be run over by his own truck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:00:27 EDT (#)
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that was a bit Bubba-esque actually
christ.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:00:08 EDT (#)
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hidden is still waiting for his first pube
and his first stereogrammatic view of the world.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:58:18 EDT (#)
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Relax, i'm younger than you, but not sufficiently for you to have had pubes when I was conceived.
Sorry.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:57:29 EDT (#)
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no, but i AM orphelia's daddy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:55:56 EDT (#)
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oops. forget that i just used an apostrophe inaccurately. brainfart.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:54:54 EDT (#)
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you are not DeathJester's dad though are you?
If you've got alzheimers problems, I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 problems identifying members of my family ain't one.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:54:34 EDT (#)
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you know, Ford's wouldn't be so bad if they could learn to build a car without the gratuitous use of cheap plastic.
actually, they would probably still suck.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:52:26 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
why, are you older than me?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:51:04 EDT (#)
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'You just call me "son"?
Just how old ARE you?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:50:41 EDT (#)
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Ford never made a car that was worth a shit without the help of Carol Shelby. American auto makers never really got the hang of building a sports car until the newest Vettes and Vipers came out. muscle cars are more their specialty.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:50:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.explosm.net/comics/1218/
This is appropriate.
America was MADE for motorcycles.
Not sports bikes, though.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:47:40 EDT (#)
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what the fuck am i going to do with a motorcycle, son?
i've ridden plenty of motorcycles anyway. and i've had two friends die on them. there's a CBR 600 sitting in my garage now, but i prefer to drive my cars.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:45:11 EDT (#)
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Agreed. Ever wonder why Ford is way, WAAAAAY down the Formula classes?
American cars can't corner.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:41:31 EDT (#)
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Quiet all of you. You sound like american jerks with your arguing about 0-60 times. Like an american knows anything about handling or motorsport anyway. All your roads are dead straight so that Habeeb doesn't get lost. The no necked fucktard.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:34:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:24:47 EDT (#)
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i'll tell you what, sucka- when i buy my twin turbo BMW for my birthday, i'll gladly "grab a lane" with you. especially since my car will be two seconds faster than your turd on wheels, and that's with stock tires on it.
hey, look on the bright side- you may not have a real fast truck, but at least you can haul rocks and mulch with it for your landscaping job. ahahahahahahahaha
loser.
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And an $8000 motorcycle will still piss all over you in the quarter mile.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:24:47 EDT (#)
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i'll tell you what, sucka- when i buy my twin turbo BMW for my birthday, i'll gladly "grab a lane" with you. especially since my car will be two seconds faster than your turd on wheels, and that's with stock tires on it.
hey, look on the bright side- you may not have a real fast truck, but at least you can haul rocks and mulch with it for your landscaping job. ahahahahahahahaha
loser.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:19:06 EDT (#)
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i'm sure yer lightnin' is awesum. really.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:42:04 EDT (#)
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mustangs have the 4.8 shit for dna, lightnings have the 5.7
if either of you ever wanna grab a lane, lemme know
i'll show you how slow a lightneing can be
fuck you and yer kin
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:20:24 EDT (#)
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Look at you, Tandrew. Have you been using that penis pump again?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:10:49 EDT (#)
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the Jeep is actually faster than both the Chevy and the pile of shit Ford.
all the guy did with the Chevy in the video was throw a supercharger on that is better than the wussy Eaton in the Lightnin'. it already had a naturally aspired 6.0L Vortech in it. what's the Lightnin' got in it, a wussy Mustang engine? hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:02:50 EDT (#)
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Hemi jeep
get bent, retards
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:52:20 EDT (#)
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WOW A HEAVILY MODDED SS BEAT A BONE STOCK LIGHTNING
FUCK IT IM GOIN TO MA LOCAL CHEVY DEALER RIGHT NOW
THE HEARTBEAT OF AMERICA
fuck u and yer kin
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:16:55 EDT (#)
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chevy looked at the Lightnin' and said "what a gay truck. let's make an SS truck that embarrasses it." and this was the outcome- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RULUFP8Z4BI&feature=related
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:09:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115851
thats you
dont concern yerself with my finacial portfolio
Heres to you someday gettin yer dream Cobalt SS
chug
fuck you and yer kin
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:29:13 EDT (#)
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hey, at least you don't drive a Taurus anymore. you're movin' up in the world!
hahahahahahaha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:27:12 EDT (#)
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i don't have a fast car right now, but you know what the beauty of not being poor like you is? i can go buy one today that is faster than your piece of shit and i can do it in cash.
FORD LIGHTNIN'!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
hahahahahahaha
loser.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:10:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 21:15:54 CDT (#)
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how's your gay little truck running? LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!
you know they put the same wussy supercharger that's in your truck in family sedans that soccer moms drive? hey don't worry, maybe one day you'll graduate from mopping up jizz in peepshow rooms and giving handjobs behind Wal-Mart on the side to a real job so you can afford a car that isn't the envy of white trash everywhere.
LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!! FORD LIGHTNIN'!!!!
hahahahahahahaha
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anythime you wanna grab a lane shit for balls lemme know
fuck u and yer kin
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:52:47 EDT (#)
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sorry, did i bring back painful memories for you, darko? the irony is that those are joyful memories for me!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-02 07:26:16 EDT (#)
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you are a fucking dick :'(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:59:19 EDT (#)
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now orphelia is the only female on ubersite i haven't offended yet. she's a tough egg to crack.
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I'd like to see you try. :)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:14:47 EDT (#)
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You should have some "bubblegum" sticking out down there instead.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:58:04 EDT (#)
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thanks for being my friend hidden. i get auto-2. yet i am hilarious and like gangbangs http://www.ubersite.com/m/115868
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:38:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:13:37 EST (#)
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Sorry, meant a +2. Excuse my blatant rudeness, but you are quite attractive.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:12:46 EST (#)
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I'd fuck you without a condom.
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ahahahahahahahahaha
looks like i'm not the only one who does this. at least he was nice enough to apologize. what a gentleman.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:34:03 EDT (#)
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we don't get medical samples, just toys and furniture and videos mostly.
sorry.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:32:20 EDT (#)
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thanks, but i don't use them. they take away all the feeling.
i do appreciate the sentiment, though. i'd be better off if you just sent a box of antibiotics.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:30:57 EDT (#)
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i'll have my company send you out some boxes of free condoms
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:28:50 EDT (#)
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i don't do the dinner thing. i usually just pick up the drunkest girl i can find in the bar and fuck her in an alley.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:26:24 EDT (#)
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no offense taken. but take me out to dinner first, at least. otherwise it's just rude.
you know the drill.
so to speak.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:20:23 EDT (#)
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i am a white sox fan, you know this buddy. maybe i should post a picture of comiskey park scoreboard with my name on it wishing me a happy 10th birthday from my dad (rip) to prove it. or i can post a picture of a 1982 "sox and you" calendar that i have. in fact, i will! be right back!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:06:03 EDT (#)
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experima - check
now orphelia is the only female on ubersite i haven't offended yet. she's a tough egg to crack.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:53:18 EDT (#)
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nasty =/= rude
be nice.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:45:46 EDT (#)
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i'm so bad.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:45:34 EDT (#)
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you know i like it nasty, baby.
now go wash your asshole because i'm going to tongue fuck you in the butt while i finger your dripping wet pussy until you cum so hard you'll swear you just traveled to the 4th dimension and back again.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:33:39 EDT (#)
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I knew that comment would bring out tha nastah
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:32:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:28:40 EDT (#)
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so what you are saying is PBR doesnt = high income? ooops.
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that, and laminated pressboard walls.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:31:49 EDT (#)
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no, it belongs to Danny. you have one too? i'm sorry, now that Cardinal baseball is upon us, i can no longer be friends with smelly Cubs fans. i can't wait to get back from Iraq and return to Busch Stadium.
and yes, experima did in fact sleep in this shirt last night after i ravaged her for hours. she woke up and told me she believed in god now. i told her that was just sexual nirvana she had reached. then i flipped her over and took a drive down the dirt road.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:28:40 EDT (#)
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so what you are saying is PBR doesnt = high income? ooops.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:35:34 EDT (#)
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damn, i just wanted the place to look nice so ladies don't walk in and have the same reaction as they do when they walk in sicosemen's trailer and see the pressboard furniture and empty cans of Pabst strewn about.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:28:34 EDT (#)
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no, it's the shirt I slept in last night.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:25:56 EDT (#)
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is that my shirt that i stole a couple years back after a night of shacking?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2008-04-01 22:22:26 EDT (#)
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On his behalf, I went to Navy Pier because I was bored last week and felt like driving 2 hours and he had really soft hands. Softer than God's eyelashes. That's what the handout referal said.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 22:15:54 EDT (#)
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how's your gay little truck running? LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!
you know they put the same wussy supercharger that's in your truck in family sedans that soccer moms drive? hey don't worry, maybe one day you'll graduate from mopping up jizz in peepshow rooms and giving handjobs behind Wal-Mart on the side to a real job so you can afford a car that isn't the envy of white trash everywhere.
LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!! FORD LIGHTNIN'!!!!
hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2008-04-01 22:09:52 EDT (#)
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Go Molina and his massive fire power!
(Rick Rolled is the number 4 most searched term today according to yahoo's front page - I thought that shit was dead and youtube Rolls the whole fucking nation!)
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-01 21:55:18 EDT (#)
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your drinkin too much cappa mochachino pretty boy
fuck u and yer kin
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 20:14:28 EDT (#)
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haha, those were some funny pictures but i hate to break it to you, i'm from Illinios. you know, that state that has that football team you love so much that chokes when they actually make it to a Super Bowl?
this picture was taken after i got back from the desert mountains of Afghanistan last summer. i hardly think getting a tan from being in the sun all day in a warzone puts me in the same class as a Jersey guido. i bet beeb's pussy ass would never got to a warzone. it's a little more dangerous than the south side of Chicago, faggot. but you wouldn't know, you don't even live in Chicago, you just act like you do.
hahahahahahahahahaha
what a fucking loser.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-01 19:44:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-01 19:12:32 EDT (#)
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mehhhhhh..nice tan though
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:55:09 EDT (#)
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http://smouch.net/lol/
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:53:33 EDT (#)
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i know, i know. i knew what it was but for some reason momentarily forgot and clicked it anyway.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:24:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-01 22:17:14 BST (#)
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http://www.raygoldmodels.com
I'm pretty sure I've posted this before.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:17:53 EDT (#)
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you fell for raygoldmodels? he's posted that 5,000,000 times!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:11:08 EDT (#)
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i'm not falling for it this time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:04:47 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/jxpd9
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:40:37 EDT (#)
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i got rick rolled.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:25:29 EDT (#)
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GreezNigga spoke TROOF!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:21:05 EDT (#)
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damn skippy, it ain't a party without the halfrican!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:18:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:42:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:32:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:35:37 EDT (#)
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When are you coming back around these parts?
There are skanky strippers waiting with bated breath for your arrival
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oh, Juls, unfortunately i am heading back to the sandbox for a couple months, but when i get back i think it would be a great time to visit. also, i'm looking for a house in the St. Louis area and i think when i find one, everyone should come over for a weekend. there are casinos and i will be running the stripper mafia around those parts so there will be plenty of coked-up strippers around. also, there is fine dining (not as cool as Ninja though, sorry), and clubs to dance in. maybe we could all get drunk at a baseball game.
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No problem, name the time and the place and I will kidnap the greek
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Don't forget me, bitches. There are far too many strip joints with clean walls out there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-01 17:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.raygoldmodels.com
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 16:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://yougotrickrolled.com/
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 16:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit, Fabish wasn't kidding about youtube.
RICK ROLLED!!!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2008-04-01 16:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pujols is on pace to get a home run taken away from him every three innings and the Cards are going to win the division with a 0-0 record.
PS - YOU TUBE IS RICK ROLLING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE TODAY. Every link in the front page gets to Rick Roll your ass.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 15:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 15:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's my awesome sticks, isn't it?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-01 15:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your apartment looks nice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 14:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
waddayaknow bubba? throw enough and one of 'em might hit.
decent retort.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When are you coming back around these parts?
There are skanky strippers waiting with bated breath for your arrival
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oh, Juls, unfortunately i am heading back to the sandbox for a couple months, but when i get back i think it would be a great time to visit. also, i'm looking for a house in the St. Louis area and i think when i find one, everyone should come over for a weekend. there are casinos and i will be running the stripper mafia around those parts so there will be plenty of coked-up strippers around. also, there is fine dining (not as cool as Ninja though, sorry), and clubs to dance in. maybe we could all get drunk at a baseball game.
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No problem, name the time and the place and I will kidnap the greek
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd pay money to slap the undoubted smirk from bubba face.
just one hard back of the hand slap whilst wearing a black leather glove.
what do you say bubba?
how much?
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No smirk in evidence here. Do I need to explain the use of ----> :) ?
You are taking this place too seriously.
Apollo: Bubba, you're a retard, an idiot, and a paedo.
Bubba: Fuck off, fathead. Imported Texans are morons.
Apollo: What?!? You can't talk to me like that! I AM THE MIGHTY
APOLLO!!! THE UNIVERSE TURNS AROUND MY BRILLIANCE.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd pay money to slap the undoubted smirk from bubba face.
just one hard back of the hand slap whilst wearing a black leather glove.
what do you say bubba?
how much?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That about twice the size of my fully erect pecker.
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Not to worry, Robert. Use your whole body. You are a prick from head to toe.
:)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
deal. they never have my size when i want to buy a fitted hat because my head is too small. i only make fun of your large head because mine is so small and i'm insecure about it....
weeeeeeep.....
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i should donate to you a bit of my head.
you could put it between your eyes, you'd look a lot better and besides, it's not like I'd miss it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2161/2361866387_4bdb08a481.jpg?v=0
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i will reveal the contents of the metal case.
it's actually a travel cigar humidor. i keep my Onyx Reserves and Romeo y Julieta No. 2's in there. it also holds a very nice cigar lighter i was given as a gift and a .45 hollow point cigar punch- http://www.famous-smoke.com/cigars/skupics/MAG/CU-MAG-HOLLOW-400.jpg
i love that punch. not only is it a million times better than using a cutter, it's cool as fuck.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can assure you that i do not photoshop myself into pictures of other people's homes. these are pictures of me in my actual home and it actually sucks. it's kind of a shithole. i moved out of my lovely Wicker Park apartment when my lease was up because a friend of mine bought a house he intended to rent. so i moved in there temporarily until i find a house i like.
but yes, you will have to visit for.... verification purposes....
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God you are all just so young and by the way what is in that metal box a gun ?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone I know saw the last camwhore and said that it was photoshopped. That is twice now.
Maybe you are just placing yourself in pics from House and Home magazine.
Really, your place is
http://www.flickr.com/photos/manycats/58984039/
:)
I will have to visit, to make sure...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahaha
i love the comments section where the dude said he had a boss named "Mike Rape".
i wish my name was Mike Rape....
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phillies FTW!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Harry Poo holes
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i do have a leather chair, Muddy. just not in that room.
if anyone else wants to talk shit about the Cardinals, just email your address to scourge and i and we will be sure to come over and put the boots to you, medium style. and the next time, you won't be so lucky.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Albert Pujols (poo-holes) has a cousin named Harry
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/31/albert-pujols-has-cousin-named-harry-pujols/
Harry Pujols
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mekare (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck the Cardinals
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i can handle the comments about my sticks, but one thing i can never let go of is when someone says "fuck the Cardinals". you are now my mortal enemy.
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i can handle the comments about hidden's sticks, too...now add the rest of what he said to the end of this sentence here as i'm too lazy to type it out.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more wood and leather to be a man's joint bro
metal and glass are cold
light panels and vases with reeds lack character or feel.
men should have at least one leather chair that perpetually looks like they just stood up from it.
but i'm sure all the queens will like the place
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mekare (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck the Cardinals
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i can handle the comments about my sticks, but one thing i can never let go of is when someone says "fuck the Cardinals". you are now my mortal enemy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, i just wanted the place to look nice so ladies don't walk in and have the same reaction as they do when they walk in sicosemen's trailer and see the pressboard furniture and empty cans of Pabst strewn about.
Submitted by Mekare (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck the Cardinals
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The twigs were hated, mostly, I think as they are terribly bourgeois. Artsy fartsy.
The picture is not my cup of tea, but nice. It looks like a blueprint for a house, only in this seasons 'must have' colours of cream, dark cream, coffee cream, beige cream...
The man in the picture is hot.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many times did you have to take this auto-timer picture in this girl-decorated apartment before you thought "yeah, this is the one, this is the one for uber?"
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yegshamesh! i like you. do you like me? you will be my boyfriends. i want make romance explosion on your stomach.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When are you coming back around these parts?
There are skanky strippers waiting with bated breath for your arrival
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oh, Juls, unfortunately i am heading back to the sandbox for a couple months, but when i get back i think it would be a great time to visit. also, i'm looking for a house in the St. Louis area and i think when i find one, everyone should come over for a weekend. there are casinos and i will be running the stripper mafia around those parts so there will be plenty of coked-up strippers around. also, there is fine dining (not as cool as Ninja though, sorry), and clubs to dance in. maybe we could all get drunk at a baseball game.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I MEAN I'D DO YA!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You decorate your apartment with girls? Cool.
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yes. do you want to be one of the exhibits?
i love how much anger my sticks generate. and why is everyone making fun of the painting? i happen to like it very much. someone painted it for me out of love, goddamnit.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You look like you were photoshopped in.
Also - what the fuck are those random sticks in vases?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being a member of the tiny cock club.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good grief.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:15:24 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You were funnier as a rolling in your puke drunkard boasting about your 5,000,000 lire per decade income....
Go back to what you do well
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EL OH EL
The Cubs WILL win this year!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When are you coming back around these parts?
There are skanky strippers waiting with bated breath for your arrival
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
An institution.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You decorate your apartment with girls? Cool.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many times did you have to take this auto-timer picture in this girl-decorated apartment before you thought "yeah, this is the one, this is the one for uber?"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know people are always banging on about your eyes, but who shrunk your head? There's this footballer (soccer player) from france (haha what a country france is, it's like the european you), 'patrick vieira' who's actually a nignog from senagal or somewhere and everytime I see him I laugh and chuckle at the shrunken pin-sized head on his shoulders. he's like a million feet tall and I've always had this mind's-eye image of him constantly climbing out of the pot he was being cooked and head-shrunk in because he was tall and could and the rival tribe guys beating him with sticks and saying click-click-click, get back in the fucking pot we've got 'tatos or trying to coax him back in with sugar cubes and a smaller pot. You're like bizarro patrick. Or planet of the apes patrick. And unless you're photoshopped, it's fucking awesome.
read my diana posts you cunt.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God bless us, every one.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 04:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Urgh Jack, we have done the twig thing to death already. But yeah, those plants could do with a water lol.
The mysterious silver box is my make up case. So I left it in the shot, hidden.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-01 04:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think your plants are dead. And what's in that mystery case? Expensive porn? I'm thinking maybe something Catherine the Great would've liked?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 03:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nexy time, can you camewhore in the bathroom. I'd like to check out what kinda taps you have.
Submitted by SweetSoph69 (user info) at 2008-04-01 03:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-01 02:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU HAVE BEEN BEEBED
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115851
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-01 01:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lol
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 01:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks. i hired this guy to decorate- http://www.the-elite.net/pwnion/gay.jpg
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The room you're standing in looks cool though.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you don't want me to have low self-esteem, do you?
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I'm not sure that's possible.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll make sure to bring my culinary torch.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bring some creme brulee and he's yours
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
one of these days i'm going to show up drunk at his apartment and give him a noogie when he opens the door.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bart's in chicago. call him.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
anyone got any good movie picks that are out on DVD?
i just made a frozen pizza. if there are any uber users in Chicago that would like to come over and share it with me, just let me know. except bart. he's a homo.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean i'm gonna stay this color????
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"they said you was hung!"
"and they was RIGHT!"
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the white zone is for immediate unloading and loading of passengers.
there is no stopping in the red zone.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5'11"
i may really be 6' but my spine is kinda fucked up so who knows.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how tall are you
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does it look like i can bench press 275lbs even once? hahaha. you're funny. i like you. buy me a drink.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on kid, its the internet. You're supposed to tell us how you can bench press 275 for 12 reps and your 7 series BMW is in the shop. You just don't have pics of that right now, but next week...Yeah you'll show us
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a good thing you explained it to me. i'm a little slow. thanks.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its a joke dipshit, large amounts of lire sounds good but amounts to nothing, get it??? Brag about your big income, show your pinky as your dick??? No? Just go have another drink chump.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
me a drunk? say it ain't so!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your gay???? Hard to tell, stagger Mcdrunkey. You should hook up with that other drunken gay dude the waiter or director or what's is name. you're both drunken losers..
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lire? i don't live in Italy. what's up with that? and Italy uses the euro now. i'm baffled.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not everyone is satisfied with the laminated pressboard that's in your trailer. i can't get laid if i bring ladies home and i got nothing but a couch and a tv. i guess that makes me ghey, doesn't it?
http://www.the-elite.net/pwnion/gay.jpg
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-03-31 23:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You were funnier as a rolling in your puke drunkard boasting about your 5,000,000 lire per decade income....
Go back to what you do well
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice decor, Christopher Lowel.
Also fuck the Cubs and Vettes
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One of these days they're just gonna merge and turn you into a cyclops
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How embarrassing, you forgot to pull up your zipper and now the whole internet can see your fireman!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck the cubs indeed.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-31 22:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go brewers, cubs fans eat the lint out of their enormous belly buttons, etc etc etc.
i forgot the more important part of what i was going to say. let's just go with fuck the cubs.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-31 21:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now this is a story etc.
in other news, the browser on my E51 renders Uber flawlessly.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-31 21:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That about twice the size of my fully erect pecker.
: (
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TMI.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 21:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm... when you enter your cougar-chasing phase?
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uh, i already have. cougars are my only targets now. i've been passing on young girls lately because i have more fun with older women.
and i thought cougars were supposed to chase after me?
i actually did the chasing with my first cougar. she was 15 years my senior and sexier than any younger girl around her. the sex was amazing. i love a good cougar because you can't get one by just throwing your Porsche keys down on the bar. you really have to know what you're doing.
oh god, i need to call her now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That about twice the size of my fully erect pecker.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm... when you enter your cougar-chasing phase?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when are we gonna bang, Jeanneee?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS YOU'RE HOT
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
freeeeak
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i live with my parents and my mom likes to take a lot of pictures of me.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell keeps taking all these pictures of you!?
Curious minds want to know........
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whatever i can do to help, Shlongster!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The good news is...the more you camwhore, the better Shlongy looks in HIS posts.
Oh...that's good news for me, in case you're wondering.
Go A's.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
guys where did MRR go?
I'm tripping out here.
nice penis
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, I just spent 20 odd minutes trawling youporn.
I'm off to bed, all sticky.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the original camwhore.
lol @ hidden doing the spade work for another uber hook-up.
ps your dick is HUGE!
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exactly. i wonder if it would be the first ubersite threesome. we all know uber users get together and fuck like bunnies (i'm guilty of it myself), but has there been any threesomes? i'm sure there has been, but none that i'm currently aware of.
a lot of people credit me with starting the camwhoring craze on uber way back in the day. while it is true i got the ball rolling, it's not like it was a very original thing to do to post a picture of yourself on almost every post. you just really have to be in love with yourself to do it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 18:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not telling what's in the case, but i'll give you a hint- dildos.
____________________________
This is probably true...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 20:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm already subscribed to Dax, I never miss his videos!
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and i never miss "hot for words". who would have thought learning could be so fun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gQXaO3Yn_c
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking rain cancellation can suck my balls though.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the original camwhore.
lol @ hidden doing the spade work for another uber hook-up.
ps your dick is HUGE!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as a cardinals fan i'm offended that you'd even let that fucking jersey soil your skin in an effort to insult the cubs.
but...pujols has his first homer of the year in the first third of the first game of the season, and ankiel is at 2 RBIs and yadi is at 2 RBIs!
fucking WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
suck it cubs, indeed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:52:52 EDT (#)
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well good, of course!
all the uber ladies should know by now that i like it nasty.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:51:29 EDT (#)
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is that good freak or bad freak?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:50:42 EDT (#)
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sorry if i don't know all the good spanking fetish websites, ya freaks!
i knew i was going to catch flack for just picking a random spanking video.... =(
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:49:48 EDT (#)
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that was really weak. there are plenty of better ones out there.
realspanking.com is a good one.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:48:43 EDT (#)
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hey, the end of the video is good!
ok, i just typed "spanking" into youporn and picked the first one that didn't involve two men spanking each other.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:45:31 EDT (#)
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That secretary clip, the panties are laughable.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:45:22 EDT (#)
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i edit two magazines that report on adult industry news at the moment.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:43:59 EDT (#)
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Don't google cock torture.
What job, experima?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:43:34 EDT (#)
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NSFW depends on where you work.
That is such a rip-off of "Secretary"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:42:58 EDT (#)
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I'm already subscribed to Dax, I never miss his videos!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:39:23 EDT (#)
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oh man, cock torture. i've seen my fair share of that stuff. i used to go to all the really fucked up websites.
speaking of spanking, here's what happens when my secretary fucks up- http://youporn.com/watch/1085 (and no, it's not safe for work)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:37:08 EDT (#)
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don't get me started on "cock torture."
ps: i have to know some of this stuff for my job.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:36:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 00:33:59 BST (#)
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a few switches....but that was funny timing.
and that's a fetish, too.
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No?!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:33:59 EDT (#)
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a few switches....but that was funny timing.
and that's a fetish, too.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:33:08 EDT (#)
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Bind a few cocks together? lol. That was funny timing.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:32:29 EDT (#)
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well that's all right then.
bind a few together, try that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-31 19:32:27 EDT (#)
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I am old fashioned. I favour the riding crop or paddle.
Or a big, fat cock. :)
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