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Lime in the Coconut. Refer to image for instructions (503 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.77 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-04-01 02:18:26 EDT


We're an odd bunch. We all found a place that has cameras in people's houses.

It's setup with the camera you decided upon, smaller view windows if they have multiple cameras set up, a scroll bar that opens the camera without opening a new window, and a communal chat on the side. The difference between this place, and the rest of the internet, is that there are no moderators. They just aren't needed. It actually gives a sense of community. The sense of give and take, between free individuals, unspoiled by trolls or advertizements. It's an online utopia, and it's on a porn site.

It's kinda surreal, to watch other people live their lives. Eat, sleep, watch tv, and occasionally fuck. Watching it makes you realise just to what extent reality television is removed from reality.



Lately, I've become enthused at the marketing that goes on targeting normal people. At any given time, they can be referred to as products of marketing, rather than as individuals capable of free thought, able to make their own decisions. Then again, the same can be said for most of us.

At any given time, are you wearing the same shirt as someone else? The same pair of pants? To what extent do you appear different from someone else. Companies manufacture how people percieve you and your personality. My favorite way to quantify the newest style or fad is: "Let's all be different, yet exactly the same."

I'm safe from the accusation, thanks to one of my favorite articles of clothing. I call it the "ponchovest" because it seems to be a vest made from an old hippie poncho. It looks, as I so eloquently put it, "naturally filthy" so washing it is our of the question. It's one of those things that has to be cleaned yourself, or by a dry cleaner.



How many of us use febreeze to "clean" pants once in a while, if we're in a hurry or don't have anyone to impress that day? They don't have anything on them, and they only count as dirty because you wore them once or twice. I know it paralells the "sweat is the body's natural shower" hippie defence, and that's wrong, but at least my pants don't smell funny.


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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my webcam inspired this, didn't it?:)

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:)

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, but I don't think you can 'become enthused at' anything.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

blarf

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my webcam inspired this, didn't it?:)

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-01 08:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

steaky, whats going on

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Hey, if watching other people watching each other via cameras in your/their houses keeps you glued to the screen so that the only gene pool you're contributing to is the one on the floor around you, I say 'go for it'!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, you CAN do but you should try to be good when you do it.

*waves finger aboot*

BEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOD, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOD!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-01 05:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't drink and uber

Submitted by SweetSoph69 (user info) at 2008-04-01 03:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't really get it.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-04-01 02:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hippy


Homer: We always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can't both
our kids be good?

Marge: We have three kids, Homer.

Separate Vacations