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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2008-04-01 07:51:58 EDT


Frannie O'Conner stood silenty on the sand dunes, just off the beaten stomped down marram grass path that lead down to the beach, acknowledged with a closed, business-like smile the people with fishing rods passing by and returned their hello, again concentrated her gaze on the figure walking north.

She stubbed out her cigarette, foot twisting it carefully into the sand, promising herself she would give up next week.

The figure was still heading north - there was nothing but headland and she watched curiously, wondering where he would go, the tide was out and she guessed he could pick his way around the rocks, and she willed him to drop the can.

"You want us to pick him up?" the guard asked.

"No", she responded, "he can't go far. Let's just let him walk a bit more, then we'll go down."

Angus disappeared around the point as she'd guessed, Frannie smiled, looked south towards the fishermen - still and sentient, their voices wafting softly on the sunset, and began her descent.



She peered at the rock and shook herself free from the mind's-eye image she was struck with - stirring at the young constable's voice.

Frannie turned, frowned, and said "maybe."

Her hand was still caressing the rock, imagining what he'd seen, there were clues she knew, but she still wished he'd dropped that can.

"We could cordon the area off and excavate.." the guard continued uncertainly.

"The secret's with him, not here" she replied. "Still - dig it up."


Angus stood and studied the wreck. He imagined it was like he'd remembered but figured that he'd never really paid too much attention and didn't really know.

He climbed the man-made stairs, found a patch of grass, sat down and looked back at the ship's iron shell.

Frannie stared mesmorised and watched the sea lap at her tan corduroy hipsters, out-of-body careful not to get them wet, turned at the yell, shook herself free from her trance and waved at the guard with his hands cupped around his mouth. She blinked at the spotlights they'd set up and wondered how she'd never heard the earth-mover swivel on it's caterpillar tracks, a yellow-orange monster out of its element but determined, and she grimmaced and made her way up the beach.

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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-08 10:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok i give up trying to decode your tone through text. im just going to assume youre a yank and speak to you like youre remedial.

gaylord.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 20:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<blinks>

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-03 20:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know you got it, I was pretending that I didn't get you pretending that you didn't get me.

how come you can decipher low-brow humour but don't understand retarded?

---

i spend too much time on this site talking to retards who couldnt possibly use that sort of humour, so its become impossible to decipher. ill be more careful in future.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 20:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

make that just golf

:(

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 20:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WE WERE PLAYING FUCKING GOLF VALERIE

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-03 19:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmm..so in my dream, which admittedly was not as action packed as yours, it was you and me, and in your dream, it was you and him.

NOW who's gay?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-01 15:55:35 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Listen thomas the cunt engine, and listen good. I *too* will be for the first time in my life supporting a team tomorrow, and there will be nary a pasty englishman in the starting eleven. Go choke on a dick.



lol, just found this




Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

btw, i'm in the air in a matter of hours

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What a fag below.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever valerie. I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I was playing in some kind of matchplay golf league season thing - with oathmeal as my partner. <shakes head>

It also involved some kind of acrobatic team-parachuting come crazy-golf kind of discipline, like each fixture or tournament or whatever, most holes would require you having to bounce the ball off some parachutists who were in a stack or some other type of formation to deflect it towards the pin.

I was starting to get the jack with oath, because we were kind of well into the season proper, and were doing very well. There were these two blonde girls who had made it pretty clear that oathy was the missing ingredient in some kind of bedroom mischief, and he was getting distracted and not concentrating on the job at hand - i.e. winning the inaugural parachuting crazy golf league. It was really starting to fuck me off because once we'd started to win and win consistently - I wanted that title badly, and all roidy mcroiderson could think about was his dick. fucking slores.

I'm not sure what happened because I woke up when oath said he was going for a toilet break on the back nine at some tournament, and I got sick of waiting for him to come back.

I have to stop eating so much ice-cream before beddie-byes.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had

a

dream

about you

last night

"..."

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not the best thing I have ever written but I suppose it will do.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

get back to being a fucking nutter full time.

these posts bother me.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So is Brian.










gay I mean.








all of them

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brian is still a gay name however

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

American Football
May make you
snore
snore

snore







zzzzzzz



fat men. in armour. leaning on each other. while adverts for shitty beer. and then there are hotdogs

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Soccer fans
Offer their
Crap holes
Cuz'
Everybody knows they
Are gay

S.O.C.C.E.R.

Fact

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-01 18:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Soccer is gay. Unless it is women's soccer, in which case the players are gay.No, wait, they're gay in men's soccer too. Soccer is for fags. European and Australian fags.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-01 16:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i, for one day only, am supporting an Italian side.

namely, Roma.

When Utd spank 'em normal service will be resumed.

I'm awaiting your usual 'you will lose' email you send me before CL games, they've become somewhat of a good luck charm.
------------
:(

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-01 14:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good post, good track.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't read this.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-01 13:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-01 15:58:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

"She stubbed out her cigarette, foot twisting it carefully into the sand, promising herself she would give up next week."

Ah, Dee-Are! Wiv zees 'ackneyed clichés yu are reely spoilin' us!

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-01 12:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my new favourite band is from new zealand !


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow man that song is like so rad and spaced out man, like, wow, man.


worst 'music' i've ever heard.





Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Best Breeders track ever.

CHUUCH

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-01 11:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i, for one day only, am supporting an Italian side.

namely, Roma.

When Utd spank 'em normal service will be resumed.

I'm awaiting your usual 'you will lose' email you send me before CL games, they've become somewhat of a good luck charm.




Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"She stubbed out her cigarette, foot twisting it carefully into the sand, promising herself she would give up next week."

Ah, Dee-Are! Wiv zees 'ackneyed clichés yu are reely spoilin' us!

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-01 10:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Good...

You really, really, really like using commas, don't you?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-01 09:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kids- call the doctor..your dad's refusing to take his meds again.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-01 08:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck you and your diagrams 2x4 reznor, I'm going to bed. you suck gay arse, I don't need a fucking blueprint. YOU,

ARE,

a dyke. A big fucking gay one. And that makes you an arse boy.

good - NIGHT.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-01 08:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You suck ass but shhhhh

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-01 08:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Of all people, YOU should know it's not the lesbians who take it there. Would you like me to buy you a book with diagrams?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-01 08:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

go fuck yourself in your lesbian arse valerie, my name's not brian.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-01 07:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Um, your title is wrong. It's no bye, no aloha Brian.

Now do one about Gigantic!


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