The Rape of Fluffy or How I Lost my Innocence (NSFW PIC) (499 hits)
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Submitted by Registered_S_O (View user info) at 2008-04-01 23:37:27 EDT
During the Christmas season of 1998, I was 13 years old. Also, I received my first computer that was internet capable. It was an eMachines that had a super fast 500 Mhz processor.
I thought this Christmas gift represented my first step into the world of technology. And while it was, this computer was also my portal into a scary and dangerous world of debauchery.
For the first few months of my initial internet use, I was really into this RPG named Xenogears. I used to frequent several message boards dedicated to it. One day, on a Xenogears IRC chat chan, someone sent me a link to a story entitled "The Rape of Fluffy". That was the beginning of the end for the pure, chubby little boy I once was.
When I read the name of the title, I thought to myself "Dear Lord, rape is a bad thing. That happened in ancient times and now the Bible forbids it. But who is fluffy? Maybe this fluffy needs help. I better read up and see what I can find out."
That was the biggest mistake of my life. Little Registered_S_O, who was kind and gentle, was introduced to the evils of the world, and found that he liked where he was.
The Rape of Fluffy was about the brutal rape and murder of a cute little bunny rabbit named, you guessed it. fluffy. The man in the story actually penetrated the poor things anus until it exploded in a "Beautiful, gory mess.".
I couldn't believe it! A BUNNY was raped. What kind of a sick individual would do such a thing. I cried for weeks after reading that. Once I began to cope with what I had stumbled upon, I found that bunny sex was a kinda funny subject. Yeah, I said funny. Twisted huh.
The moment I realized that I found such a thing slightly amusing, I thought that I should be shocked and appalled. Instead, I thought whatever. I remembered a word from that story. It was called "Pussy".
I typed that into yahoo my first day back on the internet. I need say no more.
That was the day I lost my innocence. I find now that I laugh hysterically at others peoples stupidity that I read on the web. Also, rape and feces, and dead baby jokes I find amusing. I am terrible. Oh well.
So Uber, when did you guys and girls lose your innocence to the scary place called the internet? Or for members pre-internet, what event led to inevitably to the place we habitat now called Uber?
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Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:33:28 EDT (#)
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I will post this again tomorrow. My stupid finished prologue thing pushed this real work of literary genius off the front page. Plus I will post a bigger pic next time.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:08:32 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha. I didn't notice this.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:12:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91188
(actually pasted in this time!)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:12:20 EDT (#)
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another relevant linkpimp
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-02 00:07:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-01 23:45:07 EDT (#)
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kitten
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81202
That's actually pretty fucking funny their is a post about "Fluffy".
Unfortunately, that wasn't the post I was referring to. There really is a story, on an erotica website about the rape of fluffy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-01 23:57:18 EDT (#)
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jesus, making me sidescroll to view that ENORMOUS pic almost earned you a -2, but since i was down here in the type-ey bit of reviewing instead of up there in the scroll-ey bit of reviewing i just decided to keep going with the clickety clackety of the keys instead.
now i don't even remember what this post was about.
:(
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-01 23:48:24 EDT (#)
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ha! saccy beat me to it.
fluffy was the brain child of ebolamay/director. i can't wait to tell him he exploded someone's innocence. he'll be absolutely delighted.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-01 23:45:07 EDT (#)
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kitten
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81202
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-01 23:44:30 EDT (#)
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Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?
one dead babie nailed to ten trees.