You Dumb Bastards! (610 hits)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2008-04-02 01:57:50 EDT
Well, it's time I came clean about something that I've been keeping close to the vest for quite some time now. I'm sure some of you may already have guessed by now, and I'm sure some of you knew all along, but the truth is:
I am really Sicosemen.
And you've got to admit, I had you all snowed! I mean really! You actually bought that whole e-mail scam where I fooled myself into admitting I was a virgin! Priceless! Or when I -2ed half of my previous posts when I first started using this alter! You retards actually believed it!
Ah I slay myself! So what does this mean to the rest of you pea-brains? It means you've been had! By ME! And it was EASY!!!!
All those -2's back and forth between my two accounts (well, the two I'm admitting to now, anyway), all the hate and drama and that stupid super friends shit, you numb nuts never doubted it for a second. Or all those ridiculous stories I wrote. Are you telling me you people never realized my writing style was exactly the same? Oh that's too much!
So fuck you all, I'm epic, you're epic shits!
Peace out fuckers!
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:25:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-03 09:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:20:34 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:10:59 EDT (#)
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You two must really enjoy the taste of each other's semen.
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no, what's real is forensic girl's homophobia. Tell me, FG, do you hate niggers and jews as well?
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Are you kidding?! How many times are gay jokes made here and you focus in on this?!
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I'm sorry, I have your goat. Would you like it back? BAAAHHHHH
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:18:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:07:00 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, you're as retarded as FTB. In his defense (ugh), it was posted on April 1st. Jesus fuck you're an ass.
Ummm, no it wasn't , you fucking fat- and apparently really stupid - fucking pig.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 10:36:41 EDT (#)
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beeltea is a bit of a nutjob FG, best for you to just clack on by her.
(clack is the noise your osteoporosis ridden, malnourished bones make when you walk).
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-03 09:59:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:20:34 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:10:59 EDT (#)
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You two must really enjoy the taste of each other's semen.
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no, what's real is forensic girl's homophobia. Tell me, FG, do you hate niggers and jews as well?
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Are you kidding?! How many times are gay jokes made here and you focus in on this?!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 09:49:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-04-02 22:25:41 CDT (#)
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I can't believe ANYONE thought this was real! You guys really ARE a bunch of dumb bastards!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:07:00 CDT (#)
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Shlongy, you're as retarded as FTB. In his defense (ugh), it was posted on April 1st. Jesus fuck you're an ass.
that's not a defense, even if it was sneaked in just before april 2nd it was :
a) stupid
b) not believable
c) too late, the whole point of april fools is that it is done on the morning of april 1st.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-03 09:04:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:54:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2008-04-02 01:57:50 EDT
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Wrong day, fuckstain
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 06:42:51 EDT (#)
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Fuck
Off
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 03:20:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:10:59 EDT (#)
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You two must really enjoy the taste of each other's semen.
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no, what's real is forensic girl's homophobia. Tell me, FG, do you hate niggers and jews as well?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-04-02 23:25:41 EDT (#)
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I can't believe ANYONE thought this was real! You guys really ARE a bunch of dumb bastards!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:07:00 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, you're as retarded as FTB. In his defense (ugh), it was posted on April 1st. Jesus fuck you're an ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:05:43 EDT (#)
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Is April 2 when you 'celebrate' April Fools Day, you fucking idiot?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:58:27 EDT (#)
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i think its funny that some people actually believe this
...april fools day is awesome
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:21:24 EDT (#)
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how nice to see that you entertained yourself.... where the retard cards?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:26:12 EDT (#)
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You two mos snowball?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:10:59 EDT (#)
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You two must really enjoy the taste of each other's semen.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:50:06 EDT (#)
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ya know, i think i liked your alternate you as frank the bare.
cant say i like psychosemen. too much the mouthbreather, i gather
disturbing to think that your fractured alternate personality is more amicable than the actual you.
get help man (or woman, or wildebeast, whatever you are at the moment)
this isn't normal
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:26:12 EDT (#)
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It may have still been April 1st where you were, but the date on this post says otherwise......
Therefore, you MUST be telling the truth!!!
IT WAS ALL A LIE!!!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:37:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:03:44 EDT (#)
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Oathy my man, your constant cock references are worrying. Seriously dude, touch a girl.
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Nah, he probably has enough restraining orders as it is.
And seriously do something about those curtains.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:07:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2008-04-02 05:28:10 PDT (#)
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Fix your curtains
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:06:13 EDT (#)
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you are that much of a loser that you actually WANT to be sicosemen?
Is it because you think he'll give you a go of Lauren Hanley?
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LOL
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:06:13 EDT (#)
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you are that much of a loser that you actually WANT to be sicosemen?
Is it because you think he'll give you a go of Lauren Hanley?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:03:44 EDT (#)
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Oathy my man, your constant cock references are worrying. Seriously dude, touch a girl.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:01:39 EDT (#)
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Posturing cockcheese below.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:00:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah... Shut the fuck up you LARPing faggot.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:57:30 EDT (#)
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lame, par for the course
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:46:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 07:03:05 CDT (#)
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Do you ever Go Outside?
I'll stick with my usual rating for this retarded account.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:53:06 EDT (#)
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You spend nigh on 2 years pretending to be a Larping, friendless Virgin???
Christ Sico, there's a wide world out there with trees and air and stuff.
p.s Still loves ya
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:28:10 EDT (#)
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Fix your curtains
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:07:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:03:05 EDT (#)
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Do you ever Go Outside?
I'll stick with my usual rating for this retarded account.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 07:18:35 EDT (#)
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Fucking genius.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-02 06:52:38 EDT (#)
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LARP
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-02 06:42:29 EDT (#)
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give a shit?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-02 04:46:46 EDT (#)
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You know the film Team America, when the Matt Damon character says his name really slow, as if he's dumb: 'Matt Daymuuun.'
Whenever I read a sicosemen post I always imagine him saying his name just like that while he drools.
'Sai-ko-Seeemuuun...'
Is it just me?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 04:17:22 EDT (#)
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I am miffed you never told me, mother of your first born.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:19:55 EDT (#)
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Frankthebear is so 1983
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:18:57 EDT (#)
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I guess this means your sadder than you look.
That's kinda hard.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:09:57 EDT (#)
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hah.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:04:59 EDT (#)
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your username should be frankthefuckingidiotifhethinksi'mbuyingthisforasecond