A Gentleman's Agreement (258 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.54 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Raptor Jesus (View user info) at 2008-04-02 08:53:45 EDT
Salutations good sirs.
Within a fortnight I shall set forth, with my Queen's congee of course, on a voyage to the Southernmost Colonies. In the Southland I design to retrieve a large shipment of these newfound creatures called "negroids". Upon my return from the colonies I would be happy to bequeath you one or two for your sport. However, an exchange must take place. I require several daguerreotype depictions of bantam youngsters in "salacious" poses to add to my quite substantial collection.
I propose we form a gentleman's agreement, if you could supply these daguerreotypes in advance of our exchange I would happily supply a half-ape-half-man creature at the time of our meeting. Do respond in haste my good sirs for I dare say my interest has been piqued. I have included a related vignette of my cargo for your appraisal. If the benevolent proprietors of this fine establishment are to find my libidinous requests deviant, then I suspect a ban from the premises and an assemblage of celebratory buggies outside my residence may be in order.
Sincerely and with great respect, Sir David V. Thomas
User Reviews
Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2008-05-09 11:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ur mean
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amusing
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
um, no
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It gets worse
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well there's a few more seconds I will never get back. Ho hum never mind.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not sure where you thought you were going with this.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Serious?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ you suck.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nigga what?