Uberotica 2008 (3679 hits)
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Submitted by Whorephelia - Ubertart (View user info) at 2008-04-02 08:55:40 EDT
Uberotica 2008
I always enjoy the filth I read on Uber, we have some very dirty minds writing fiction. (You know who you are!)
Some users post naughty stories regularly, other times, someone totally unexpected surprises me with a tale of passion and smut.
It was during the perusal of the latest erotic fiction to be posted, I thought 'why not have a Erotic Fiction Competition?'
I am very fond of Uber contests, I think they bring out the best in users and fill the front page with readable posts.
The contest will run like any other uber contest.
If you would like to enter, simply mention so on this post. Deadline for entries is Sunday, midnight GMT (I can't handle world time zones).
The only rule is entries must be 'Erotic' (well, durh) and if it has steamy images, tag it NSFW.
Submissions of naked photos of ex spouses will be disqualified.
When the deadline is over, I will randomly pair any participants and you may then suggest titles, ask myself for one, or use your own.
Entrants will then be paired Monday, with submissions due Wednesday.
Good luck to anyone wishing to enter, and happy whoring sluts!
User Reviews
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-07 09:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty get your arse in gear, I need to get this posted and back to work!
Hey EI
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 07:28:09 EDT (#)
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Oh, Hurty, your way with words is super.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 07:28:07 EDT (#)
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Tut tut tut NEVER RELY ON A MAN!
hi LM.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 07:19:33 EDT (#)
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FUCK SAKE YOU CUNTS I'LL BE MAKING THE BRACKETS SOON!
I'm busy watching Cliffhanger first though, so I can be forgiven.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-07 07:18:58 EDT (#)
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Okies, not a problem then. I've just had a hellish amount of work to get done this weekend and i haven't stopped for tea, let alone to write.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 06:56:29 EDT (#)
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No! No panic! The pairs will be posted today! Then you suggest a title, ignore the ones suggested to you and submit your first entry into round one! :)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-07 06:40:55 EDT (#)
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Hang on, was I supposed to put up an entry already?
I'm in a pickle about this.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 04:53:08 EDT (#)
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Never ask a person who sleeps in past midday to do anything for you... :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 04:07:59 EDT (#)
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I can't post the pairings yet as I am awaiting it to be put in fancy flow chart thingy. Which I can't do...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:58:51 EDT (#)
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Deadline for entries is Sunday, midnight GMT.
When the deadline is over, I will randomly pair any participants and you may then suggest titles, ask myself for one, or use your own.
Entrants will then be paired Monday, with submissions due Wednesday.
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There we go.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:56:21 EDT (#)
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So when is the deadline for this then?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:51:28 EDT (#)
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ummmm i think im to late and i doubt comedy smut would be appropriate.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:26:39 EDT (#)
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Merlina FTW! :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-04-06 11:27:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66972
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-06 11:23:05 EDT (#)
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FINE, if you're making us follow your "RULES", give us a title, and we'll come up with something.
But it has to involve gay vampires and 80s sitcoms.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 01:20:17 EDT (#)
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erm, what about being paired first Iccy and Susie?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-05 19:16:15 EDT (#)
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here's ours: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115970
Specially designed to shrivel all of your sexual organs!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-04-05 19:16:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115970 HAWT
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:19:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115903
My entry and submission. Who did I beat?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:11:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:51:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:23:34 EDT (#)
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Whatever happened to Sex Post Friday? I'm bored with the lack of sordid details about your sex lives.
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That's just because you wish I'd come around and give you some details of your own to share.
I have my own details and the marks to prove it :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:52:35 EDT (#)
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susie derkins is a sweetpea.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:24:10 EDT (#)
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ask myself for one
should read
ask me for one
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:32:45 EDT (#)
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Sounds good, I'm in!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:54:00 EDT (#)
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Susie Derkins and I will be conspiring together on a post. So yeah, count me in.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:24:04 EDT (#)
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Well I suppose its not "quitting". Im just doing everyone a favor.
So'k tho. Ill still tune in.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 13:54:13 EDT (#)
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Any one who wants to take part can, thay have until sunday to register. If that is too far away, blame Hurty.
Skully, why you quitting on me man?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:54:16 EDT (#)
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I quit.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I involved in this or not? I'm confused. I was thinking about doing something like Les Miserables, only with Big Fat Gay Vampire Earl Scruggs and that annoying dumbass from Joan of Arcadia.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:48:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:19:12 EDT (#)
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You mean you don't talk about politics, religion and the immagration crisis?
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Fuck all that. Ever heard of pucker up?
...you. Me. Pucker up. Shut up. And don't forget to breathe deep babe!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:21:00 EDT (#)
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http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1251490.jpg
Baby Spice ftw. <3
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:19:12 EDT (#)
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You mean you don't talk about politics, religion and the immagration crisis?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:13:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:09:28 PDT (#)
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Chat places scare me. I have to come up with sparkling wit and charisma on spec and the truth is I have none. :(
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Apparently you have some over-inflated sense of what to expect out of a chat with uberusers.
Besides, look at my usual banter on here. Wit and Charisma are sorely lacking anyway.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:10:10 EDT (#)
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Certainly. Anything is better than Pink. :)
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Touché. In that case I will have to base it on another favoured pop-princess of mine...
Baby Spice.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:09:28 EDT (#)
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Chat places scare me. I have to come up with sparkling wit and charisma on spec and the truth is I have none. :(
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:07:51 EDT (#)
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get on gabbly, Orphelia.
http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:07:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-03 09:58:28 BST (#)
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Can we base our entries on other uber users?
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Certainly. Anything is better than Pink. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:06:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 09:58:27 BST (#)
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I just wanted a reason to paste that again.
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Not the first time I have had it on one of posts.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:03:11 EDT (#)
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why don't people get on gabbly more? you people should. TRAMPS!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:03:00 EDT (#)
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Where is she, WJ? I haven't heard from her in months now.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:01:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:57:56 EDT (#)
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GC, I promise you it won't all be cock stories.
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Ahahahahaha then you're gonna hate my posts!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:00:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:54:07 EDT (#)
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WJ.. do not post a bunch of cock on uber.
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Oh! That was one time Monte(I made you french!). And it was worth it cause said cock got julie as my best friend so nurr! Jealous much?!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:58:28 EDT (#)
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Can we base our entries on other uber users?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:58:27 EDT (#)
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I just wanted a reason to paste that again.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:57:56 EDT (#)
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GC, I promise you it won't all be cock stories.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:56:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:33:24 (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:26:27 (#)
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DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCK STORIES ON UBERSITE
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:54:07 EDT (#)
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WJ.. do not post a bunch of cock on uber.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:47:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:47:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:46:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:22:35 EDT (#)
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I'll give it a go. Can I camwhore?
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Fuck you! You're a damn tramp! This is for classy people
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God I hate...I love you!
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Kiss me...
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...oh yes!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:47:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:46:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:22:35 EDT (#)
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I'll give it a go. Can I camwhore?
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Fuck you! You're a damn tramp! This is for classy people
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God I hate...I love you!
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Kiss me...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:46:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:22:35 EDT (#)
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I'll give it a go. Can I camwhore?
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Fuck you! You're a damn tramp! This is for classy people
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God I hate...I love you!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:46:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:22:35 EDT (#)
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I'll give it a go. Can I camwhore?
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Fuck you! You're a damn tramp! This is for classy people
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:45:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:41:29 EDT (#)
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jack, you camwhore away. Erotically.
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You know I've done several camwhores and my dick has been half hard on uber twice?
...you're not very good at being a skank you know? But I', certain with the right mindset you could be amazing...ly skankish!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:41:29 EDT (#)
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beeltea, I am glad you hate it.
jack, you camwhore away. Erotically.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:22:35 EDT (#)
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I'll give it a go. Can I camwhore?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:32:07 EDT (#)
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have to agree with hidden below.. sea salt and vinegar... mmmm
have you ever tried the darker potato chips? The ones made from russet potatoes? Those are amazing.
i spelled potato two different ways in this review. I think that means I'm a man of the people.
But I digress. Yes, Orphelia, I think facebook is stupid. I'm not going to compete in this contest.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i ate an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips today. holy fuck were they good. Cape Cod makes the best chips evar.... mmmmmmmm.....
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-02 23:07:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:30:47 EDT (#)
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i could write a killer sex scene between orphelia and experima....
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I first read that as "sex killer scene". How disappointing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:13:52 EDT (#)
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Not the camwhore ones...
Well, wait a second...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:08:36 EDT (#)
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Kind of like all of my posts, shlongy :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:04:40 EDT (#)
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This post started badly and has deteriorated from there.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:59:59 EDT (#)
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What does this say about my work ethic?
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That it is the same as all other Uberusers. :)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:58:24 EDT (#)
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I'm suppsoed to be writing a paper on how F.D.R. was a commie loving dictator but I'm on uber instead. What does this say about my work ethic?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:56:05 EDT (#)
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Thinking of the story hotwillie could write made me deposit a salty load across my shirt, feel free to eat it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:47:23 EDT (#)
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Bye em! x
ps you said you liked salty things in your mouth... Wait for it...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:46:22 EDT (#)
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Come on HotWillie, show us the goods!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:46:13 EDT (#)
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I like chocolate, but never crave it. I'm more salty than sweet in my snackage. :)
I'm off home now.
Speak soon.
xx
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:45:10 EDT (#)
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You crisp freak. I only like ready salted and salt and vinegar, I rarely eat crisps. Chocolate is my weakness. Lindor, Lindt. I'd die for those balls.
I will email you in my morning time. :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:40:45 EDT (#)
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mmmmmmmm. i love them all. crisps are my weakness. i also like curry flavour and the roast chicken/mustard/beef/lamb etc. ones. I LOVE THEM ALL.
one time I took 31 bags of crisps as my carry-on from Heathrow back to LAX.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:38:45 EDT (#)
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You can send me Walker's crisps in Pickled Onion, Worcestershire, and Tomato Ketchup flavours.
<3
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Ugh, you are welcome to them :) We also now have Branston Pickle flavour, Marmite flavour, Cheddar Cheese and Cajun Spice. Oh and a chili one.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:36:56 EDT (#)
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Doodles, don't be overtly nice to Willie - he gets all creeped out.
People aren't supposed to like him.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:35:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:30:47 EDT (#)
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i could write a killer sex scene between orphelia and experima that would give doodles SUCH a little boner but the poor kid wouldn't know what to do with it and i don't want to further burden his poor mother what with seven loads of laundry every week already and the night job at the market down the lane.
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You make me laugh. That is all true by the way.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:35:17 EDT (#)
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so that's both of us that want it then.
so to speak.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:33:15 EDT (#)
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Oh just to clarify I didn't laugh at sex with Rob is was the Kinko's that got me. CARRY ON THX
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:32:50 EDT (#)
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I'd rather like to read it. HotWillie tickles me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:31:52 EDT (#)
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just you try
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:30:47 EDT (#)
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i could write a killer sex scene between orphelia and experima that would give doodles SUCH a little boner but the poor kid wouldn't know what to do with it and i don't want to further burden his poor mother what with seven loads of laundry every week already and the night job at the market down the lane.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:30:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:23:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:22:12 EDT (#)
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Do I get to have sex with it Rob?
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How good is your printer?
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I can go to Kinkos
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LOLZ
At first I thought it said 'sex with Rob' and then saw it didn't but either way I laughed.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:28:57 EDT (#)
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Insane linkwhorage +2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:28:39 EDT (#)
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Google is amazing for hits. http://www.ubersite.com/m/87005 30,000 all because of a good title.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:26:49 EDT (#)
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I haven't yet. I made Cincinnati chili (different "chili" altogether :)
I can also send a packet of spice for you to try that, come to think of it. It's a Midwestern dish only served in Cincinnati, Ohio.
You can send me Walker's crisps in Pickled Onion, Worcestershire, and Tomato Ketchup flavours.
<3
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:26:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:18:37 BST (#)
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I just noticed I have less than 9,000 hits untill I'm at 100,000.
Does this mean I get a party?
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I am a quarter of the way to 100,000 hits.
When I get there, I expect a party. :)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:23:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:22:12 EDT (#)
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Do I get to have sex with it Rob?
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How good is your printer?
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I can go to Kinkos
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:24:22 EDT (#)
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Oooh, experima, you are too sweet. I couldn't let you do that, I have just sent a box of British goodies to another Uberuser, the postage cost a fortune.
I will try my local deli, it is pretty well stocked, but if I get no joy, I may take you up on your kind offer. I'd have to send something in return, though.
I just know making properly would be awesome. Have you made Bubs sauce yet?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:23:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:22:12 EDT (#)
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Do I get to have sex with it Rob?
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How good is your printer?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:23:13 EDT (#)
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Almost all my hits come from google users trying to find pedophila. Nasty bastards.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:22:12 EDT (#)
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Do I get to have sex with it Rob?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:20:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:18:37 EDT (#)
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I just noticed I have less than 9,000 hits untill I'm at 100,000.
Does this mean I get a party?
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You get this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111524
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:19:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87316
I think you might enjoy this. Although looking back it wasn't funny. At all.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:18:37 EDT (#)
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I just noticed I have less than 9,000 hits untill I'm at 100,000.
Does this mean I get a party?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:18:14 EDT (#)
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What is wrong with the bleedin' filename? God, just be grateful it isn't my usual bmp, you ungrateful boy :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:17:07 EDT (#)
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double woo! i <3 rob.
oooooooooooooh, orphelia, you must track down the fancy chilis. and the cilantro, too. it looks a bit like parsley, but the taste is different. it's used quite a lot in mexican dishes. but fair play to you for making it! I've still got my onions sitting in the kitchen waiting...all the ingredients are sitting right there.
you know what, if you email me your address, i'll send you a tin of the chilis.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
filename
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I e-know Rob and Emily.
hi, Orphelia!
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WOO!
I <3 M.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think Emily is Rob, Bub.
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I keep trying to tell you people this.
I am only me. Keeping track of alters would only confuse me.
That, and I am a gigantic whore.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tinned sweetcorn, I assumed vegetable broth is vegetable stock, none of your fancy chillies, so used regular, assumed tomato paste is passata, didn't know what cilantro was (coriander!) so used parsley. But it was still good. Oh, and no Montery Jack cheese, but used similar. Next time I do it, I will pick up some ingredients from the deli and do it properly. I am sure it will be worth it.
Thank you, sweet lady.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and what version is that hon? how'd you do it?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi, experima! My version of your soup was tasty! :) Like you!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I e-know Rob and Emily.
hi, Orphelia!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think Emily is Rob, Bub.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck yourself.
that was my entry, btw.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba is boring.
And irrelevant.
And stupid.
And unfunny.
And painful.
etc.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:15:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Erm, Emily you *don't* have a dick.
It took a few seconds, using that search box thingy in the to left corner. Besides, I kinda remembered it was around the time I got jealous of you and Hurtys e romance :)
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Of course Robbie has a dick. He is one, as well.
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Oi, that's boring, you fat old fuck.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115648
does this count?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Erm, Emily you *don't* have a dick.
It took a few seconds, using that search box thingy in the to left corner. Besides, I kinda remembered it was around the time I got jealous of you and Hurtys e romance :)
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Of course Robbie has a dick. He is one, as well.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lick lick suck suck that is how i like to fuck
nip nip bite bite that is how i like to fight
<something about rape>
the end
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Erm, Emily you *don't* have a dick.
It took a few seconds, using that search box thingy in the to left corner. Besides, I kinda remembered it was around the time I got jealous of you and Hurtys e romance :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THANK YOU FOR DOING THE RESEARCH BABE! I wasn't about to do that. I still take credit for the name, and Sico can suck my dick.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RE Whorephelia.
BeforeEmily first used it here http://www.ubersite.com/m/97119#2612281 spelling whorphelia.
However, sicos spelling of it Whorephlia, the one I used, was indeed first used by sico.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-02 21:18:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
THOUGHT OF THE FUNNY NAME THING.
Not raping your dead body.
Come on.
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And... The penny drops. FFS, someone lend me a brain cell. I'm dangerous.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I strongly do not believe in assigned titles.
Using your own is best, something I gathered from Ubertines.
It is nice to give people a choice. I wager that 'Rampant rabbit' features in at least one suggestion.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. I already have my entry done, and will post it regardless of the title "assigned" to me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A fruit? Well bugger me.
Like a tomato.
Will read email in a bit Emily, I am on my psp and mail is a chore. :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is actually considered a fruit because it has seeds.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever happened to Sex Post Friday? I'm bored with the lack of sordid details about your sex lives.
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That's just because you wish I'd come around and give you some details of your own to share.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submissions of naked photos of ex spouses will be disqualified.
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Don't you mean encouraged?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to be all shades of ridiculous. Good luck girl.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I always thought pumpkin was a vegetable
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just emailed you, pumpkin.
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She/he just called you a fruit. :)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, ok.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck i'm retarded
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THOUGHT OF THE FUNNY NAME THING.
Not raping your dead body.
Come on.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Skully, how you define erotic is personal choice. Oddball :)
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So posts including, but not limited to Necrorphelia are game right?
Yeah.
Not what IM writing about. I just thought of it.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just emailed you, pumpkin.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, sweetheart. I did say it first and you acknowledged it. I'm here, I'm just busy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emily, where have you been?!
Is this row over 'Whorphelia'? Yes, I typoed on this post! Yhe first time I heard it, Emily said it. Whether it was said before this by sico, I have no idea.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I WILL PROVIDE PROOF YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT. THE MINUTE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. FAG.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay... thanks for clearing that up Sico.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever happened to Sex Post Friday? I'm bored with the lack of sordid details about your sex lives.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy COCK.
fin
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EFF TEE DUBBA EWE!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy COCK.
fin
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 15:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn...you idiot.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you walk with your legs too close together?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think he's saying that your cooch is on fire, or something.....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus christ on a stick, woman. Does it have to mean something? Or was it put there just to watch you react like a 3rd grader? It doesn't mean shit. It was there to elicit a reaction. You can now return to your regularly scheduled nothingness.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well will SOMEONE tell me what it means?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can blow me in OR out of the water, sugar.
Whatever floats your boat.
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I love it when Shlongy says EXACTLY what you hope he will.
God bless that uppity little wind up doll.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG DON'T USE HIS REAL NAME THE VERY HEAVENS WILL OPEN UP AND A PLAGUE OF DEAD CATS AND HUMPING DOGS WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU!!!!!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's that mean, Simon?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Friction twat, below.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa, email me. cornnugget.at.gmail.com I'm bored.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now this is a contest worth entering. I'll blow you all out of the fucking water.
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Lisa: Hidden poked me in da pooper.
Hidden: Fuckin A.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can blow me in OR out of the water, sugar.
Whatever floats your boat.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now this is a contest worth entering. I'll blow you all out of the fucking water.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not interested in this contest in any way, shape or form but I am interested in having you send me some erotic pictures of your hole.
THANKS IN ADVANCE.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll get back to you, steak.
Sgt, you ain't gay, are you? :)
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No no I do not delve into the love that dare not speak its name. I am however a fat sexy man.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll get back to you, steak.
Sgt, you ain't gay, are you? :)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another one is available to the public.
Have another request?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He stuck his dong twixt her chubby cheeks, eliciting an "oomph" heard throughout the land
"kind sir, I believe you have pierced my rectal cavity with your appreciable girth. It is not pleasurable in the slightest."
"ARRRHGHGGG, essssppp dewaaahh, mother...fu...ppawfdjds @$#$%#^@RT@"
"EGADS! I believe you are inebriated!"
"AHHHHHHHH. what...hghghgdgdg. You...you have shit....ffforb....in your vagina"
"It's my ass! You are intercoursing with my bowels."
"AWWWWWWW...ggghhhh huh huh huh huh huh....HORSE!"
"Pardon me?"
"tttib. at the stables....galummmp."
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These reviews are funny.
And what is not erotic about a fat homosexual vampire?
Even fat people and gays can be sexy.
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THANKS!!!! ;)
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The seduction of Sir Locksly, the nay sexer
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Try as he did EI could not get his member to stiffen as the female midget pranced in front of him. No amount of coaxing was That is until Enrique stepped into the room, laboring with a tray of wine glasses and sweating sweat droplets of latino essence.
"Oye, como!" beckoned EI as his cock began to throb. ¿usted tienen gusto de lo que usted ve?
"Si, your hair este muy Electrico, Oye!"
As EI salsad up to his new toy hew knew that it was time to let the world know that él amó el pene del hombre!
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EI wondered why he was fluent in spanish and then realised. It was a snowy night in July when muddy snorted cocaine off his torso, a moment that would haunt him for eternity.
However, this was nowhere as disturbing/erotic as the time Method shoved a snooker ball up his rectum. He had tried to screw back for the pink ball alas he missed and potted the brown. In a rage he banged sico's head off the cushion and potted his eyeballs down his throat.
What was to happen in this marvellous adventure, no one knew.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These reviews are funny.
And what is not erotic about a fat homosexual vampire?
Even fat people and gays can be sexy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking grammer knotsi.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
their=there... whatever perkman has is contageous.
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Must be. It's contagious.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
their=there... whatever perkman has is contageous.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Johnson usually knows his stuff. Damn, I was hoping their was some link between the term and the Hessian cavalry unit. You know, like there allegedly was between hookers and the general of that name.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hussy: 1530, "mistress of a household, housewife," alt. of M.E. husewif, from huse "house" + wif "wife." Gradually broadened to mean "any woman or girl," and by 1650 was being applied to "a woman or girl who shows casual or improper behavior," and a general derogatory sense had overtaken the word by 19c. "It is common to use housewife in a good, and huswife or hussy in a bad sense." [Johnson]
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or your alters.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only in if the proposed title meets said qualifications. And if I don't have to tolerate you or your wife.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watching icary try to write something will be amusing.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you think the word "hussy" is at all related to the word "hussar"? I've been wondering that for a while, but never bothered to look it up. I do know that a "strumpet" was the same as a bangtail or prostitute, while a "wench" was simply a young woman and carried no initial connotation.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND NO DOING THE "HOW NOT TO WRITE ABOUT BIG FAT QUEER VAMPIRES HAVING SEX WITH REVEREND CAMBOT". I'M ON TO YOU, HUSSY.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're not serious, are you? Asking uber to write about sex is like asking Michael Bolton to write about good music.
That said, I'm in if (and only if) my title can incorporate either (preferably both) of the following:
A. Fat, homosexual vampires
B. The casts of either Seventh Heaven, Joan of Arcadia, or Gilmore Girls
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:37:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:33:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberotica 2008 (666 hits)
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I'm scared!!
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hmm...the devil in miss jones
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:33:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberotica 2008 (666 hits)
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I'm scared!!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i did leave you your first review. That's awesome. I'm awesome.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberotica 2008 (666 hits)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Before Emily, if you can provide documentation that you said it before me, be my guest. Otherise, follow the link I provided below to ensure that you are a lying cunt, cunt.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you take the word 'erotic' to mean that, it is cool with me.
I find urine erotic.
Your camwhore post was a 20 minute job, don't you fib! :)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I put LOTS of effort into that camwhore post, thanks. Like... ten minutes worth.
Okay, as long as it's acceptable that there's going to be dead people and babies and rape, count me in, but I fully expect to forfeit, because I don't got time for writin' no more
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You will have to see Ballare. You *may* be surprised.
Just as trashy as a camwhore, but maybe a little more effort. We will see. :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I CREATED WHOREPHELIA YOU FUCKING FUCKERS
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dead people AND babies
or dead people's babies
or dead babies
I DON'T KNOW
however on that note: http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:47:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
no offense pretty lady but this sound like a pretty stupid idea
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Why? I read erotic posts all the time. Oh well.
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Erotic posts on Uber? since when? I can recall two, or three, actual genuine erotica. Considering where we are, I figure it's all going to rape and dead people babies and gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide, with possibly some pedonecrophile gay rape. And at least one that ends in "to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air".
Not that that's a bad thing, I guess..?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever happened to normal man-on-man fucking? Everyone has to have some sort of cagey fetish now. I just want to have normal fuck-me-while-wearing-a-chair-helmet-with-green-striped-tube-socks-in-a-giant-paper-mache-ice-cream-cone sex, damnit!
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sounds like the average Fiday night run-through at the Shlongy household! Give him a call.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114338 <---- Yep, I wrote it. Prepare to be squashed by my erotibat.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm.
Count Fungah In.
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Yoda?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its a great idea.
It will replace the crap on the front page with some (hopefully) grade-A spankin' material.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:47:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
no offense pretty lady but this sound like a pretty stupid idea
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Why? I read erotic posts all the time. Oh well.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Count Fungah would be a cool name
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUNGAH WILL DO IT. FUNGAH FUNGAH FUNGAH. BOB DOLE. FUNGAH!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm.
Count Fungah In.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what a fag
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever happened to normal man-on-man fucking? Everyone has to have some sort of cagey fetish now. I just want to have normal fuck-me-while-wearing-a-chair-helmet-with-green-striped-tube-socks-in-a-giant-paper-mache-ice-cream-cone sex, damnit!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll do it. I guess.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no offense pretty lady but this sound like a pretty stupid idea
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was talking to Matt; Hartman, you were not included, Sgt. However, if you'd like to be my man blanket I'd love you long time.
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would you be dressed as a mexican houseboy?
Thats "The Birdcage" level ghey
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would love to, but some minor bumps on the road there :
1 I can't possibly connect more then 3 sentences in a sensible manner.
2 Eroticism has to do with that sex-stuff, doesn't it?
3 I can't even get myself to write just 1 (yes one) email. I suck.
Have fun anyway!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was talking to Matt; Hartman, you were not included, Sgt. However, if you'd like to be my man blanket I'd love you long time.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, Matt...chances are you'll cry after I call you fat, be frustrated because your too lazy to do anything about it, and eat yourself into a calzone coma.
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damn, Im really hoping that wasnt directed towards me, even though it would apply
homo
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*You're even :(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll play
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:22:38 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
die
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That is a no then?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, Matt...chances are you'll cry after I call you fat, be frustrated because your too lazy to do anything about it, and eat yourself into a calzone coma.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erotic fiction is for losers.
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Pedophilic Erotic FTW?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:18:11 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Erotic fiction is for losers.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erotic fiction is for losers.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"sweat droplets of latino essence"
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I literally just gagged.
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boyfriend just cockpunch your mouth?
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"sweat droplets of latino essence"
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I literally just gagged.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
make me.
also, way to defend your girlfriend, oathy. very honourable of you.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up, Scourge.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Try as he did EI could not get his member to stiffen as the female midget pranced in front of him. No amount of coaxing was That is until Enrique stepped into the room, laboring with a tray of wine glasses and sweating sweat droplets of latino essence.
"Oye, como!" beckoned EI as his cock began to throb. ¿usted tienen gusto de lo que usted ve?
"Si, your hair este muy Electrico, Oye!"
As EI salsad up to his new toy hew knew that it was time to let the world know that él amó el pene del hombre!
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now stop interacting with me.
i don't speak 'retard' and so our little back and forths always end up with you crying like a bitch and me annoyed out of my mind.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you cared enough to comment on it, simon.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who cares, below?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
added bonus, i won't even forfeit this contest as i have all the others since UMIV
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm in.
only in hopes of making a mockery of the whole thing, of course... but i'm in nonetheless.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i really thought this.
EI pulled drogos cock out of muddys ear as muddy was becoming quite anxious regarding the tickling sensation. Once removed Drogo stuck his finger up Thorns' ass only to find a oreo with 'do not lick' written on it.
For the next installment of EI writes nawty, be here at 7pm GREAT ENGLAND TIME!! For I, EI must make haste for the dolphin parade is but 5 minutes away.
tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homoeroticism FTL.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not erotica, Mud. What you did with that bologna loaf is hardcore, borderline fetishy, and is beneath the humanity of this undertaking.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if orgasmatron submits a story about me and him and 50lbs of bologna and a vat of Evola Oil....I'll play along
wink wink loverboy!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"EI massaged his cock gently"
???
NO! No, no, no... "EI furiously beat his cock to a hard-on off of Drogo's forehead."
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI massaged his cock gently as muddy and drogo leapt gayly from stone to stone clapping their hands together awaiting shlongys masterful lesson on 'hole hints'
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Leave me out of your fantasies you little taintsniffer.
Signed,
Mike Rape
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submissions due on Wednesday?
I'm accustomed to submission being due to me at all hours of the day.
Everyone knows who daddy is.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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