Across the Universe: Suprisingly Not That Bad ORRRR maybe I'm just really high (716 hits)
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Submitted by Flack: Shitting On Your Virtual World Since 2004 (View user info) at 2008-04-02 12:01:09 EDT
So my girlfriend comes home from Wal-Mart this morning with a bunch of shit. One thing she grabbed was a movie called "Across the Universe."
"What the hell is this," I asked.
She says "OMFG, its, like, a Beatles movie!"
I says," Really? Doesn't look like one."
She goes, "LOL. Its a new movie. And its, like, a musical, or something. OMG!"
And I said," A MUSICAL!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING.....gay."
But you know something, It wasn't too bad of a film. I found myself actually singing along with some of the songs. And there were lots of drugs. And tits! There was fucking tits! So instead of the teenybopper fag-fest I was expecting, it turned out to be pretty good.
Even the part with Bono was decent, and I hate fucking Bono.
Maybe the reason I'm so hung up on the movie is the fact that it's my day off and I'm REALLY REALLY high.
Anyways, If you dig the Beatles, check this out. Its really not that bad. And there's tits! Here's a picture of me before I watched the movie.
User Reviews
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-02 22:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
was it good bud?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was awesome solely for the "benefiet of mr kite"
though bono doing "i am the walrus" wasnt nearly as good as when jim carrey did it
(yes THAT jim carrey... and it is beyond awesome... it was on a george martin cd... i suggest you all find it)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto taking pictures of yourself smoking a joint -2
I mean, I also smoke, but do you have to be such a teenager about it?
IS THIS YOUR MYSPACE DEFAULT? AWESOME!!!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU BADASS REEFER SMOKER YOU.
I liked Across The Universe.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-02 16:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Beatles are overrated.
So is Elvis.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you won't find a bigger beatles fan than me but this movie was retarded and contrived
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113034
My review was better.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:11:00 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're excited because a movie has tits in it? Wow, I can't wait until Shlongy reviews this...
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I though the scene with Come Together was genius.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because the movie wasn't that bad.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New sun bulb is a bitch, eh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was a good film.
esp when high.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NUMA NUMA.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto-Beatles +2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tits always get a +2.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fat, stoned and stupid is no way to go through life.
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LIES
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're excited because a movie has tits in it? Wow, I can't wait until Shlongy reviews this...
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fat, stoned and stupid is no way to go through life.
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What about dazed and confused?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like fun.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT IS ONLY APPROPRIATE TO WATCH MOVIES AT HOME, INDOORS, WHILE WEARING MIRRORED ATHLETIC SUNGLASSES.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No goatee, way better.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it was a decent movie.
you got fat
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fat, stoned and stupid is no way to go through life.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 dope
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So my girlfriend
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I stopped reading and started laughing after that.