I'm bored and thought I'd post a poem. (421 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2008-04-02 20:35:44 EDT
to save you trouble, ive got some comments for you to copy and paste:
poems are gay.
youre a hack
youre a pretentious hack
lol
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this is the greatest piece of poetry ever written
this is the gheyest piece of poetry ever written
is this even poetry? it doesnt even rhyme.
i remember when ubersite was good
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that should about cover it. any sort of actual insight would be nice. in my defence this was written during someone's discussion about their research upon 19th century gravestones.
Epitaph.
"Painter's son." No more. Defined by your father's job.
Refined into a basic two words.
The whole of your life simplified, your dreams
Your mistakes
Everything you did and what you knew.
Maybe he was just a child
Another overlooked juvenile experience
Whose point of view can justly
Be denied its individual existence.
What could he possibly have known?
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:26:17 EDT (#)
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shut up apollo. you're an asshole.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:02:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:35:47 EDT (#)
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Well Pen_Name, I suppose my comment was basically directed at Wildman; demonstrating my ire for this new thug-life whatchoo talkin' bout willis type of slang; a speech impediment that seems to be dominating these days. I mean, pen_nombre, you is my dog, fo' rizzle! and when peeps like usah 25331 o' whatevah wildman be stahts usin' terms like "aw-ite" to talk to my niggas 'bout uber, well, de blt jus' can't abide, ya dig?
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Who cares? Every fucking language so far has been made up. Don't knock a language you cannot speak.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 10:38:50 EDT (#)
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lol @ the n00bs arguing about the olden days
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-03 10:27:00 EDT (#)
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Weirdest thing. I had a dream about you last night, and I kept trying to be unbelievably witty, and I couldn't think of anything to say.
You were writing on a chalk board, too.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:47:38 EDT (#)
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Now now, your sarcasm is completely unnecessary.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:42:39 EDT (#)
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i've been known to wax ebonic de temps en temps.
i appreciate your explanation though. i was very hurt.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:39:31 EDT (#)
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and yo, my head dont even fit'n my ass... i tried. For real, dog.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:35:47 EDT (#)
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Well Pen_Name, I suppose my comment was basically directed at Wildman; demonstrating my ire for this new thug-life whatchoo talkin' bout willis type of slang; a speech impediment that seems to be dominating these days. I mean, pen_nombre, you is my dog, fo' rizzle! and when peeps like usah 25331 o' whatevah wildman be stahts usin' terms like "aw-ite" to talk to my niggas 'bout uber, well, de blt jus' can't abide, ya dig?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:13:32 EDT (#)
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bealtea, get your head out of your ass. if i had been talking about living through a depression, than the uber of old would be worse than it is now. apparently i believe that it is currently at its nadir, so change your verbs to present progressive and take a couple midol.
and you're probably right, ass. it's kind of like pulsehead. you create a ratings threshold, people don't show, site dies. uber isn't exactly on its way to the grave, but it lost some hits when alters couldn't get their vitriol to most heated.
and also, B@W went on a hiatis for a time. weeks went by without new links. i think some people gave up on it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-03 03:47:19 EDT (#)
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if you would have posted "i didnt read your fucking poem" i would have copied that one.
im sure it was fantastic.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-03 03:46:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 03:37:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:53:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:53:41 EDT (#)
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uber's hurtin', 3 days for a post to cycle from top to bottom? i remember when that took 6 hours.
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those were the days, aw-ite
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what are you jackasses talking about? ubersite is like 9 years old. "Those were the days, my friend" you say, like you two lived through the depression or vietnam or something.
Oh yes, let us hearken back to those olden times of 1999, when things were simpler. Christ. Shut the fuck up.
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TIME FLIES BY WHEN YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET.
but seriously, you're all right. i have identified the problem.
these days, there are a shitload of posts that suck. back then, the same. now, posts that suck badly after ten reviews are knocked off the front page and therefore dont push posts farther down the list. back then, shitty posts ruled the front page.
then again, back then people posted better stuff.
we need an UBERMADDNEES to revive this website.
what fucking post was this again?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 03:37:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:53:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:53:41 EDT (#)
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uber's hurtin', 3 days for a post to cycle from top to bottom? i remember when that took 6 hours.
^^^^^^^^^
those were the days, aw-ite
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what are you jackasses talking about? ubersite is like 9 years old. "Those were the days, my friend" you say, like you two lived through the depression or vietnam or something.
Oh yes, let us hearken back to those olden times of 1999, when things were simpler. Christ. Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:53:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:53:41 EDT (#)
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uber's hurtin', 3 days for a post to cycle from top to bottom? i remember when that took 6 hours.
^^^^^^^^^
those were the days, aw-ite
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:48:59 EDT (#)
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I know you got it, I was pretending that I didn't get you pretending that you didn't get me.
how come you can decipher low-brow humour but don't understand retarded?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:39:03 EDT (#)
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i got your joke, mate. it wasnt that highbrow.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:11:19 EDT (#)
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that's precise...ly.............look - nevermind.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:52:31 EDT (#)
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not really, but i have a huge following with those fish that can sustain themselves buried in mud for years.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-02 22:54:05 EDT (#)
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I got bored and thought I'd *read* a poem, now I think I'm positively hibernating. Do bears and lungfish read your poetry?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-04-02 22:39:09 EDT (#)
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Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus?
Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album.
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
You forget we can post Simpsons quotes.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-02 21:56:10 EDT (#)
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if i do get the dole, ill be sure not to give it up for a career in poetry. im more than aware of my lack of ability. this is just a product of boredom.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-02 21:37:29 EDT (#)
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Eurgh.
Don't give up your dole cheque.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 21:12:30 EDT (#)
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http://scienceofsport.blogspot.com/2008/03/speedos-lzr-swimsuit.html
you may find this interesting
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:58:37 EDT (#)
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This website is what it is.
For the time being, it keeps all sorts of people fleetingly entertained.
I think it would be neat to see a massive surge... but in the meantime I'm quite happy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:57:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:53:41 EDT (#)
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yeah, uber's hurtin', huh? 3 days for a post to cycle from top to bottom? i remember when that took 6 hours.
course, not as many bandwagons as there were in my day.
*adjusts lapels*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:42:48 EDT (#)
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poems are gay.
you're a hack
you're a pretentious hack
lol
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this is the greatest piece of poetry ever written
this is the gheyest piece of poetry ever written
is this even poetry? it doesn't even rhyme.
I remember when ubersite was good
punctuation isn't that hard
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:39:49 EDT (#)
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