Uberotica 2008 warmup- How to show her you really love her (1120 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.23 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-04-02 23:49:10 EDT
Rape
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 02:20:07 EDT (#)
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Geek :) <3
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:30:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-23 06:27:31 BST (#)
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not your fault, this was a poorly designed and poorly run contest from the start
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Absolutely bugger off.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:01:03 EDT (#)
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Let me compose your file names from now on. You fail
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:26:15 EDT (#)
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why not?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:15:46 EDT (#)
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why is that guy watching?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-03 10:37:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:41:41 EDT (#)
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There is someone in the background. She was having it away with the gardener.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:38:55 EDT (#)
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he's got a look on his face like
"HOW DARE YOU EAT THE LAST FUCKING SCONE YOU SCULLERY MAID!!!"
I should know, I give that look sometimes.
He's GOTTA be pissed, she's fucking naked and he's completley ignoring it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:28:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Consent
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I fucking love you
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:25:03 EDT (#)
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it's whats for dinner
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Consent
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-03 05:33:43 EDT (#)
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Shouldnt he be black?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-03 04:06:33 EDT (#)
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Its not rape, its 'surprise sex'.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:43:29 EDT (#)
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Filename
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, pardon me. someone else might have seen rad as a white-lab-coat, titration rapist. "easy does it, yes, this third centimeter should....no, no, pull it back, not just yet...yes...too dry. must add a measure of zinc gluconate gel."
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:31:40 EDT (#)
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*THE.
fuck!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:29:40 EDT (#)
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oh thanks for insight captain obvious
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:24:37 EDT (#)
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i guess what i'm saying is that rad would not be a very cerebral rapist.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 02:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
drunk rad would rape using blunt force. i can see it very clearly. He'd be mute and his face would remain impassive, with the exception of a minor cheek twitch on every forth thrust.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Filename
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:38:08 EDT (#)
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but then again, he's still young
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:32:59 EDT (#)
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a bit I guess.....is it the gay pantaloons?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:31:51 EDT (#)
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he does king of look like bearded rad
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:31:34 EDT (#)
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*or, even.
:(
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:31:05 EDT (#)
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rad ot the guy in the picture?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:27:58 EDT (#)
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he's got serious control issues
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:24:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:04:30 EDT (#)
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see, I dunno. I think rad would kind of be a dick while drunk
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he is.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:13:58 EDT (#)
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it's cause I spammed you with -2s after my ratigns were taken away because the cardinals won the world series, that counts towards the total
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:12:36 EDT (#)
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i probably deserved it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:11:49 EDT (#)
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ahaha scourge is the only person who I've rated over 50 times and given a negative overall rating
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:07:32 EDT (#)
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Hookhand doesn't count, I get drunk with him all the time
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:07:14 EDT (#)
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Compliance with my requests Auto +2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:06:37 EDT (#)
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could be true...
i'll have to compile a list of my top ten now.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:06:16 EDT (#)
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It'd be coley provided I had someone to make out with on hand while/after drinking with her, if not TTOM I think
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:04:30 EDT (#)
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see, I dunno. I think rad would kind of be a dick while drunk
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:02:08 EDT (#)
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rad for #5?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 01:01:46 EDT (#)
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GOOD ENOUGH!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:58:31 EDT (#)
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I don't think you are, top 10 though. Off the top of my head the list would be AJ, pen_name, stevie, (ubergirl who would sleep with me or at least make out with me while drunk), and then I'm not sure on 5 I'd need to do more research.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:55:52 EDT (#)
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i'm in that top 5, right?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:51:56 EDT (#)
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I fucking love pen_name, you're on my top 5 uberers I'd want to drink with
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
would you...would you. i would have remembered to make a proper address.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:12:35 EDT (#)
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I was was just tempted to make a post called "the conscientious rapist."
inside i would have had a picture of an old man smoking a pipe and a caption that read "would like a towel for the blood and semen?"
...then i realized that was the line i couldn't cross. thank you for for helping me find something out about myself.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:02:25 EDT (#)
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darko lost his ratings...i know, hard to believe. hand to god. i swear.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:01:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-02 23:59:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-02 23:52:58 EDT (#)
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I giggled like a moron at this post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-02 23:52:35 EDT (#)
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I never get this joke
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-02 23:50:23 EDT (#)
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LoL