I dropped out of school. (2171 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-04-03 15:39:25 EDT
I dropped out of school. All 20 units. I couldn't take it and also I'm being told I ahve to many units or some bullshit.
Discuss how I failed and also what path I should take.
Fuck all the haters that thought it would happen.
Because it has...
Ebola may what career path is best for me?
User Reviews
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2008-04-07 22:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This stuff is so awesome. You can smell a perkman post from miles away. I smile when I think of you perky.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:05:57 EDT (#)
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listen you pathetic depressive piece of shit, I have friends who didn't get in anywhere, friends who couldn't even make their safeties much less their reaches and they would kill to be at college, in the position that you're throwing away. so fuck you from everyone I know.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh dear
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-07 14:56:19 EDT (#)
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ok
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-05 02:24:31 EDT (#)
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please let the next thing you drop out of be a window
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO CHRIS EVANS +2
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Be a professional video game player. Some earn over 100k$ per year.
While travelling from competition to competition... make sure to flirt with old business women at the airports.
When your video game career is over, you'll have a network for your gigolo career (do you have a large penis?).
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me guess, you were drunk all the time and never studied. You fucking idiot.
"oh I couldnt cope, oh there was too much to do, wah wah wah"
you fucking plum
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PLUM! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me guess, you were drunk all the time and never studied. You fucking idiot.
"oh I couldnt cope, oh there was too much to do, wah wah wah"
you fucking plum
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I won't say I'm surprised. Here's some things you'll need to know as you begin you new career.
1. Always ask, "Paper or plastic?"
2. Always bag the heavier items (milk, juice, ice cream) first.
3. Don't squish my fucking loaf of bread, Dickboy!
Submitted by Baxter (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does anyone care? I know I don't....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:24:38 EDT (#)
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FANNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHREWD!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea what sropped means?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:29:41 EDT (#)
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I sropped out of a plane a few times. That was fun. I was too good at school to drop out, but worry not the world keeps turning and life goes on. We still need people to clean up our shit after all.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:56:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:46:15 EDT (#)
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fuck off dunce
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2008-04-03 23:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I see many long hours behind a boiling hot vat of grease in your future...and the occasional burger theft.
Go back to school.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 23:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
unless he's killed himself, that would be awesome too.
what school was he at?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-03 22:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In an engineering major, I carried anywhere between 17 and 23 credits.
Suck it up.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you only have to complain about someone to get them banned?
SAY GOODBYE TO BERTY MYMILANESEJACKETLOOKSFAKE AND MOUNT_RUSHMORE_DOME
*AND* TWINKIEASS4
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dunno about Oathmeal, but Sico was banned for some gay complaining by another user.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
god bless us, every one.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why was oathmeal banned?
Simon?
PERKS?
wow.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-03 20:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-03 20:16:17 EDT (#)
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does this mean that whoever is writing with this alter has accepted its time to call it quits?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 19:10:03 EDT (#)
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oath deffo was.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 18:53:19 EDT (#)
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i doubt oath and sico were banned.
they probably just put the word out in order to pull some lame shenannigans.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-03 18:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Might as well just kill yourself now....
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-03 18:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:01:34 EDT (#)
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he's the new electro caul.
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Don't talk about my autistic lover in such a way, you giant headed cunt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a very very rare shitfuck review
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Greatest post of all time.
I love your work.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does it matter if anybody comments on this, can he/her read it?
One word...
Sterilisation
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
eh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
therial, i think he's been booted.
either that or cut off from the library.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
[None] Man wrestles croc to rescue wife - Or Australia, the land of the ludicrously brave (Rating: 1.63 on 42 reviews, last by Shlongy 1 minute ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-04-03 12:22:44 EDT
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Why the fuck are you exchanging emails with oathmeal?
He's about as mentally stable as John fucking Hinckley.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Today was the tardocaust"....
BUahauahahahahahahahahahahahah
I made my Apollo reference without even seeing one review in this post!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:02:06 EDT (#)
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how insulting apollo perhaps the tranny thinks i'm funny post-menstrual that is
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:01:49 EDT (#)
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Suicide.
And take a remedial English class before you off yourself.
You know, like the ones that tards and down syndrome kids take so they can write an email.
I think Apollo took one...he can probably recommend a good one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:51:01 EDT (#)
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lol
your timing is shit today experima old sprout
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:50:47 EDT (#)
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how horrifying horse1987
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:49:55 EDT (#)
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i'm inclined to agree below
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:49:43 EDT (#)
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nah, wille has genuine moments of hilarity in his reviews, too funny for them.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:47:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:38:30 EDT (#)
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hey no replies from perkman, he couldn't be....no....surely not....has the tardocaust struck again?
do you reckon Bart is going ban crazy, eyes rolling back in his head, toy guns in his hands? Piow! Piow! DIe tards! Piow! I'm cleaning up this town....
The big bad bart sheriff is back! piow!
'cos that would rule.
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BAHAHA! He'd have to be wearing one of those plastic cowboy hats, of course. With the elastic chinstraps.
Why's Hot Willy still around? I always assumed he was one of the sparkle twins' alter egos.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:45:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnylM1hI2jc
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:45:28 EDT (#)
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STFU MALTESE
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't worry I'm not infected.
I'm immune to 'tard. I was vaccinated before a trip to old trafford.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't 'chat' with oathmeal.
he appeared from nowhere, verbally harrangued me then blocked me.
not much chatting went on from MY side.
pity, I think we'd get on famously. I think he's delightful.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah - and swear MS Paint revenge on us all.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:42:02 EDT (#)
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yeah, plus he'd just cry chemo tears.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bret: nice stunt you just pulled there jackass.
I guess you win
whatever. enjoy your 'lulz' you piece of fucking shit.
apollo: me?
me?
Bret: fuck off. blocked.
apollo: oh man. blocked by oathmeal?
Sent at 2:02 PM on Thursday
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YOU CHAT WITH OATHY, APOLLO?
BART!
BAN APOLLO NEXT! SOME OF IT IS SURE TO HAVE RUBBED OFF ON HIM.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:41:17 EDT (#)
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American...entire national what? Culcher? What's Kulcha?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:41:15 EDT (#)
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most importantly though, he's not ginger.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:40:58 EDT (#)
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plus he has a sense of humour
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:40:33 EDT (#)
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we can keep TTOM though - he's MVA.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:39:56 EDT (#)
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Australia. Entire national culture based around not being English
Scotland. Entire national culture based around not being English
Wales. Entire national culture based around not being English
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:38:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey no replies from perkman, he couldn't be....no....surely not....has the tardocaust struck again?
do you reckon Bart is going ban crazy, eyes rolling back in his head, toy guns in his hands? Piow! Piow! DIe tards! Piow! I'm cleaning up this town....
The big bad bart sheriff is back! piow!
'cos that would rule.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought TTOM was a Scottsman
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:38:30 EDT (#)
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hey no replies from perkman, he couldn't be....no....surely not....has the tardocaust struck again?
do you reckon Bart is going ban crazy, eyes rolling back in his head, toy guns in his hands? Piow! Piow! DIe tards! Piow! I'm cleaning up this town....
The big bad bart sheriff is back! piow!
'cos that would rule.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok - but at least ban the Welsh.
and the gingers
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:37:56 EDT (#)
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he does not pay the Pakis.
thats..sad.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:37:39 EDT (#)
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Don't ban Australia, I like TTOM's posts!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:36:53 EDT (#)
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ah. they removed the curtain of annonimity.
well then.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:36:49 EDT (#)
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ban Australia too. No good can come from the cursed nation.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:36:37 EDT (#)
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that's actually true btw
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:35:49 EDT (#)
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You guys forget that Oathmeal actually pays Pakistanis on message boards 1 dollar via paypal for each verified ubersite account they can get him, so he'll be back soon enough
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:35:10 EDT (#)
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well - you could at least capture IP address for requesting an account.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:26:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:24:21 EDT (#)
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Surely if they are banned, their IP should be banned too? Is that not possible? Maybe they have fixed IPs - in which case - please encourage Bart to do so
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I thought IP banning required a certain amount of overhead... and really, you could spoof any IP you'd like with a few tools you could find on Google.
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Alright - but they may not be able to run some tools at work - which would slow them down a bit.
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True enough. And really, Sicosemen trying to hack would be epic comedy. LULZ IM USIN A NEW L337 H4X0RZ TOOL CALLED NETSCAPE!
I'm wondering if Bart doesn't want to do it because of the inherent overhead. You wouldn't think it would be much, but it might be more than we expect, and more than he'd want to maintain.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:26:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Surely if they are banned, their IP should be banned too? Is that not possible? Maybe they have fixed IPs - in which case - please encourage Bart to do so
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I thought IP banning required a certain amount of overhead... and really, you could spoof any IP you'd like with a few tools you could find on Google.
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Alright - but they may not be able to run some tools at work - which would slow them down a bit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
big mac meal plz.
fallen: gay real name calling.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
George likes his chicken spicy!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:28:13 EDT (#)
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aside from the obvious retarded-ness.
they do some specific crime?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:26:58 EDT (#)
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do you really need to ask?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Surely if they are banned, their IP should be banned too? Is that not possible? Maybe they have fixed IPs - in which case - please encourage Bart to do so
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I thought IP banning required a certain amount of overhead... and really, you could spoof any IP you'd like with a few tools you could find on Google.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish
vandalism.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
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PerkMan, you know you're a retard?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:26:30 EDT (#)
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wait othmeal and sico got banned today?
why?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 13:23:54 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:18:02 EDT (#)
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oh, and FUCK YOU
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*WEEPS*
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what are you weeping about? i loved up your post.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:24:30 EDT (#)
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oops
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Surely if they are banned, their IP should be banned too? Is that not possible? Maybe they have fixed IPs - in which case - please encourage Bart to do so
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:18:02 EDT (#)
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oh, and FUCK YOU
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*WEEPS*
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:22:55 EDT (#)
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sorry i actually thought from the pic you were a tranny
maybe that's mccallum's post mucking with my senses
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:22:45 EDT (#)
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something about scourge's name.
they are like the two supertards. they come back swearing to be good. oathmeal gradually unravels from serene to crumple whilst both SImon's IQ points struggle for supremacy until the lower number wins out through sheer tard strength and compels him to react to the same old insults.
rinse, repeat.
Oathmeal will come back as a new alter in about a week.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haiku, quit getting in the way
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
god you're hilarious. nobody but nobody's ever written about a girl's vagina before.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
P.S. I had a very white trash-like almost-altercation with my rowdy neighbors, I forgot that I moved to a town full of rednecks.
It will be nice when I graduate and can move again.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:03:14 EDT (#)
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methinks experima's on the rag
give us a little sniffer baby director's been washing more of late and doesn't let me smell his typing finger anymore
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English next time, fucktard.
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sorry mrs mccallum didn't know you were about
explanation below:
methinks experima's on the rag
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this refers to experima's menstrual cycle, that 'time of the month' when insults aimed at director are particularly hard for a lady to accept.
give us a little sniffer baby director's been washing more of late and doesn't let me smell his typing finger anymore
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director has a new job and has been showering more regularly. this is troubling, as i can normally smell experima's cunt in his posts and wish to continue. it's a rather pungent, fruity aroma and quite pleasing. obviously i've been getting it second hand (so to speak) and thought perhaps the lady would favor me with vapors direct from the tap.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:19:22 EDT (#)
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Probably alters, Exp, although he was only using them to write stories.
Still, I remain indifferent.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, and FUCK YOU
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:17:47 EDT (#)
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but why? and why simon again?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:07:59 EDT (#)
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it may be the weed but I love ubersite today.
oathmeal got banned, his ratings wiped out. this tard has failed at life, simon is also banned again, prob for life.
what a day.
it's like today was the tardocaust.
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Derkins told me about Sico. Oathmeal's also out? Sweet.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dithered got dothered*
*bubba 'joke'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
also FUCK OFF
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:07:59 BST (#)
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it may be the weed but I love ubersite today.
oathmeal got banned, his ratings wiped out. this tard has failed at life, simon is also banned again, prob for life.
what a day.
it's like today was the tardocaust.
Watch for the following shitty alters to reappear as B & S crave the attention of uber.
ltap
EKO
pigeonbrain
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
forgot to -2 FUCKER
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:14:01 EDT (#)
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oathmeal got banned? why? which account(s)?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:13:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:07:59 EDT (#)
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it may be the weed but I love ubersite today.
oathmeal got banned, his ratings wiped out. this tard has failed at life, simon is also banned again, prob for life.
what a day.
it's like today was the tardocaust.
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'cept minus the weed in my case.
anyone know where i can score some good weed?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:10:16 EDT (#)
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Great decision. What a super instinct you have.
Tonight you should celebrate/continue your roll by trying heroin and having unprotected sex with a Nigerian immigrant.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:10:04 EDT (#)
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it's like today was the tardocaust. """
ROFL
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off.
Listen alter, for your little serial of shit ideas why not come up with some of the following themes.
"I got a girl pregnant"
"So my old man is sick"
"Friend with drug problems"
"Ex girlfriend pregnant - but I still love her"
"moving to a different state for a dream job (an oathmeal special)"
"Fight in a bar with someone"
That should keep you busy for a while you useless waste of space.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
people seem to like you.
i'm a conformist
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You made it to college, then dropped out?
Dude...
GO back!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 13:04:58 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not you haiku. you rock.
i once did 24 units and got straight A's.
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The possibilities for one with mad vagina powers are truly endless.
And don't give me that whole, "Intelligence" argument again, because I am not buying it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it may be the weed but I love ubersite today.
oathmeal got banned, his ratings wiped out. this tard has failed at life, simon is also banned again, prob for life.
what a day.
it's like today was the tardocaust.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
be a machete juggler at the circus.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go back to fucking school.
Pity +2
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
be an internet tough guy on an even more regular basis
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
methinks experima's on the rag
give us a little sniffer baby director's been washing more of late and doesn't let me smell his typing finger anymore
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English next time, fucktard.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not you haiku. you rock.
i once did 24 units and got straight A's.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are really, really REALLY weird.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I took 20 credits last quarter (they call them credits here), and raised my GPA to a 3.64
If I've learned anything from this, it's that I am better than you and should kick you while you're down to cement that fact.
-2 KICK!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:03:14 EDT (#)
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methinks experima's on the rag
give us a little sniffer baby director's been washing more of late and doesn't let me smell his typing finger anymore
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
true, he could start as simon?
he's got the shitty writing, barely literate reviews and wigga style down?
all he'd have to do is get his tiny penis out online and sleep with skanks
he's already educated to teh required level
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Agree. Simon, chronic masturbator, and village drool cup are all pretty much the same thing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
he's the new electro caul.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
omg
willie
you almost killed me.
i was seriously gasping for breath then.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:01:03 EDT (#)
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why does everyone know you?
*confused*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i havent a clue what that even means.
fuck off to you too HW.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:00:22 EDT (#)
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tammy wynette below
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
such a dildo.
and how dare you try to garner approval by taking a swipe at director. at least he didn't drop out of college, fuckface.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:57:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:50:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd have gone with 'oathmeal' myself.
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There's the basic motor skills required to juice, the intellectual requirements of counting twenty-four hours between each post, the work ethic involved in spooning sico every night... I dunno if this kid has it in him.
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Oh, he's had it in him, I'm sure.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
true, he could start as simon?
he's got the shitty writing, barely literate reviews and wigga style down?
all he'd have to do is get his tiny penis out online and sleep with skanks
he's already educated to teh required level
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are we supposed to know you?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:51:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:49:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:43:42 EDT (#)
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So, you want to know what career paths are open to someone with a defeatist attitude, a shit work ethic, and no college degree? Well, I suppose I would go with either "carnie" or "serial masturbator".
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In retrospect he'd make one hell of a San Francisco City Supervisor.
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They're serial masturbators, are they?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:50:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd have gone with 'oathmeal' myself.
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There's the basic motor skills required to juice, the intellectual requirements of counting twenty-four hours between each post, the work ethic involved in spooning sico every night... I dunno if this kid has it in him.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:49:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:43:42 EDT (#)
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So, you want to know what career paths are open to someone with a defeatist attitude, a shit work ethic, and no college degree? Well, I suppose I would go with either "carnie" or "serial masturbator".
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In retrospect he'd make one hell of a San Francisco City Supervisor.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd have gone with 'oathmeal' myself.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:43:42 EDT (#)
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So, you want to know what career paths are open to someone with a defeatist attitude, a shit work ethic, and no college degree? Well, I suppose I would go with either "carnie" or "serial masturbator".
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:42:50 EDT (#)
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I mean it's like OJ posting:
"I killed my wife"
There wouldn't even be a raised eyebrow.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try dropping out of life. We'll be happy to discuss that.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:42:31 EDT (#)
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Perky, I need details on this. How do you go from helping friend buy car, to dropping out, without detail in between?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War! Heh, heh, heh!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<complete lack of surprise>
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:41:38 EDT (#)
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I would suggest looking into becoming a "gangsta." I'm thinking of switching careers myself at the moment, and this field looks promising, plus there are always job openings popping up!
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:41:27 EDT (#)
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can't believe I did it though. I just got through and went through too much bullshit here.
Well its over. Dairy queen here I come!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:40:37 EDT (#)
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Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.
Homer the Smithers
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:40:11 EDT (#)
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haha you missed spelled have you fucking retard.