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I Bought Something; Quite Possibly My Favourite Instrument (685 hits)

Category: None

Rating: -0.8 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-04-03 16:13:02 EDT




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User Reviews


Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-16 12:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was fully expecting this to be a strap-on dildo.

-2 for being unfunny.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-16 11:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OK, from now on I won't.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When you were young and your heart was like an open book
You used to say live and let live
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE
MINUS TWO, DIE

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What, the skin flute?
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Mommy! Shlongy's reading my mind again!

Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I RAPE STUFF!

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-04 06:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-04 01:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yep yep gotta have a better file name

we discussed this

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Goddamn, filename nazis.

Next time, just for you.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-04 06:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I imagined that this was going to be an ocarina

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I LOVE ROB BERG

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-04 02:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What, the skin flute?

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the skin flute?

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hehe

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-04 01:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yep yep gotta have a better file name

we discussed this

Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They might not know where your coming from, but I do.






I love ecstasy too.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


A butt plug?


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-03 20:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck. Off.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 20:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

filename

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-03 19:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am happy for you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's because you teeth would slice the shit out of the rubber part of that "instrument", banjo.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I do not like the tone of this instrument, I feel pacified...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What, the skin flute?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the skin flute?

Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

can i by back the time i just wasted?


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Doth is sooth the savage breast and calm thy RAGE?


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


doesn't like my poetry below


:(

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Made*

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It did.

Make me smile.

No laughter.

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahaha

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

okay


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