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SPT: A New Yozz Camwhore! (By Request) (680 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 0.65 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by That Sexy Beast Yozz (View user info) at 2008-04-03 17:24:41 EDT


Strolling along minding my own business
There goes a girl and a half
She's got me going up and down
She's got me going up and down
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

Well I got the notion girl that
You got some sun tan lotion in that bottle of yours
Spread it all over my peeling skin baby
That feels real good
All this skirt
Lapping up the sun
Lap me up
(Why don't you come on and)
Lap me up
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

There goes another one
Just lying down on the sand dunes
Better go and take a swim
And see if I can cool down a little bit
'Cos you and me woman
We got a lotta things on our minds
(You know what I mean)
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

Will you take a look over there?
Where?
There
Is she trying to get out of that clitoris
Liberation for women
That's what I preach
Preacher man
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

Oh shit! There goes the charabang
Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here the whole summer
Well what a bummer
I can think of a lot worse places to be
Like down in the street
Or down in the sewer
Or even on the end of a skewer

Down on the beaches looking at the peaches





I am a Sexy Beast, No?

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 02:42:51 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like Harry Carey

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like David Blaine had a baby with a tamarind.

Also, I laughed

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like Mariah Carey

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-04 01:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how tall is that guy, 4'2"? i couldn't get my chest that close to a door handle unless i bowed to show it respect.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 01:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

highly disturbing


Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-04 00:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 18:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't recall requesting THIS.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hmmm - pretty hot if I scroll right...

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

highly disturbing

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Does this mean the Chinese finally pulled off the man/ape breeding experiments?


Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its taken me a minute whether to -2 or +2 this so I've gone by the law of averages...


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