I'm a sensual lover (1257 hits)
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Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-04-04 03:49:56 EDT
I couldn't find anything interesting on Ubersite, so I thought we could talk about me.
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:31:19 EDT (#)
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Let's cybersex right here in the reviews of this post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:14:43 EDT (#)
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Corn rows? Thats for people who cant afford hair spray. I mean MANIPULATOR.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-04-07 00:30:34 EDT (#)
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Have you ever done your hair up in corn rows?
It would cause me to touch myself at night.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2008-04-06 17:56:55 EDT (#)
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i dare you to post your picture on /b/.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-04-06 02:29:19 EDT (#)
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I'M A VERY TENDAH LOVAH!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-06 01:57:31 EDT (#)
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PS. I used that spray-on tan all the time when I was a teenager! How'd you know?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-06 01:55:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:08:45 EDT (#)
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HAVE YOU, OR WOULD YOU EVER, CONSIDER LEARNING HOW TO FLY A HELICOPTER? I'D KIND OF LIKE TO. I IMAGINE IT WOULD BE A REWARDING CAREER.
WHICH KIND OF TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?
HAVE YOU EVER PUT ANYTHING INTO YOUR ASS? YOU KNOW, JUST TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
HOW ANNOYED ARE YOU BY CAPITAL LETTERS?
IF YOU HAD TO BE GANG RAPED BY ANY MAJOR SPORTING TEAM (HOCKEY, BASEBALL, LACROSSE, SOCCER, ETC.) WHICH TEAM WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE GANG-RAPED BY AND WHY?
No, Tom's of Maine Natural Antiplaque Tartar Control Plus Whitening Toothpaste (Spearmint), a great many things, not very, the Cavs (LeBron James, need I say more?).
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-05 10:12:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:41:13 EDT (#)
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I think you're one of the most nuts people on this site.
Really? That's saying something! I feel like I deserve an award.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-04-05 02:22:38 EDT (#)
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We COULD talk about you.... or we could talk about the size of that log you left in the toilet after taking this picture.
Seriously, you look like you're squeezing out a midget.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:41:13 EDT (#)
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I think you're one of the most nuts people on this site. Like, legitimately nuts. But apparently i go for that.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:21:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:54:36 EDT (#)
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Fungah. What is canadian bacon bacon?
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Well, it's a kind of ham. Well, it is ham. Except, you eat it a breakfast. It's "back bacon?"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:13:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:11:20 EDT (#)
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I bet you're absolutely doused in a thick layer of orange-spray on tan. Your vagina probably looks like two half nectarines super-glued together around two strips of canadian bacon bacon.
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SNACKTIME~~~
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:51:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:51:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:18:24 EDT (#)
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What a coincidence. I'm a sensual masturbator.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:54:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:59:06 EDT (#)
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No, I'm going to write a sexy story for the Erotica contest. I'm horny just thinking about it.
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Looking forward to it....
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:56:29 EDT (#)
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It goes great with maple maple syrup!
Lisa, I appreciate your whorefulness.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:54:36 EDT (#)
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Fungah. What is canadian bacon bacon?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:49:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:11:20 EDT (#)
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I bet you're absolutely doused in a thick layer of orange-spray on tan. Your vagina probably looks like two half nectarines super-glued together around two strips of canadian bacon bacon.
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holy fuck that made me laugh my ass off
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:39:36 EDT (#)
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WE IN THAT SUNSHINE STATE WHERE THAT BOMB ASS HEMP BE
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:27:06 EDT (#)
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You're funny.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:48:23 EDT (#)
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I spent the first 30 minutes today leaking pus from my gums while I ranted about how the whole world was against me.
yummmmmy
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:36:58 EDT (#)
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I laughed at Fungah's comments.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:25:52 EDT (#)
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I can be a sensual lover also, but I generally choose not to be.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:23:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:18:47 EDT (#)
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nergin
lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:13:38 EDT (#)
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Surely you have a better picture than THAT to spank to.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:11:20 EDT (#)
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I bet you're absolutely doused in a thick layer of orange-spray on tan. Your vagina probably looks like two half nectarines super-glued together around two strips of canadian bacon bacon.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HAVE YOU, OR WOULD YOU EVER, CONSIDER LEARNING HOW TO FLY A HELICOPTER? I'D KIND OF LIKE TO. I IMAGINE IT WOULD BE A REWARDING CAREER.
WHICH KIND OF TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?
HAVE YOU EVER PUT ANYTHING INTO YOUR ASS? YOU KNOW, JUST TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
HOW ANNOYED ARE YOU BY CAPITAL LETTERS?
IF YOU HAD TO BE GANG RAPED BY ANY MAJOR SPORTING TEAM (HOCKEY, BASEBALL, LACROSSE, SOCCER, ETC.) WHICH TEAM WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO BE GANG-RAPED BY AND WHY?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:58:17 EDT (#)
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*backs away slowly*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:43:59 EDT (#)
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No one hired you. They were Stuck with you
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:38:10 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU!
I'm a hired geek, not a dentist!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:37:24 EDT (#)
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Impacting wisdom teeth are not an example of poor dental hygiene my cornish pixie fucker.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:36:45 EDT (#)
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OK, let's talk about you. You're an idiot who thinks uberites are interested in seeing what you look like with your clothes on. Fair comment?
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:34:37 EDT (#)
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HOHO, I MAY BE CLOSE TO FRANCE, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ROTTEN SHIT FOR TEETH, STEREOTYPE!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:27:05 EDT (#)
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How many impacted wisdom teeth do I have? and how many abscesses as a result of said teeth?
if you guessed four and two respectively - YOU ARE RIGHT!!
I spent the first 30 minutes today leaking pus from my gums while I ranted about how the whole world was against me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:24:28 EDT (#)
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Lookie has been a right cunt lately, I think someone has accidently caught a couple of episodes of the debacle that is one of the new Transformers cartoon series
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:16:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:33:57 EDT (#)
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saying that, you're funnier than Bubba. But then so is Doodles.
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WEEP
Also you look like a prime choice for one of the 'DON'T DO METH' posters.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:10:19 EDT (#)
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erm
i would give ya neg
but ima chalk it up ta a bad pic
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-04 07:05:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-04 06:38:27 EDT (#)
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shiny girls are unattractive
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-04 06:17:27 EDT (#)
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this reminds me.
im taking the kids to the circus sunday.
you look like those trained poodles that jump through rings of fire and run on their hind legs.
can you run on your hind legs?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:58:45 EDT (#)
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prove it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:33:57 EDT (#)
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Oh I'm sorry, you wanted a comment?
Fuck right off.
Better now? Are you going to bubble?
Of course not, it's just the internet and really neither of us care even in the slightest about each other's opinion.
In the event that you *do* care about my opinion, it is that your posts are really really shit.
saying that, you're funnier than Bubba. But then so is Doodles.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:25:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:45:55 EDT (#)
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You look so pretty when you smile like that.
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Most amusing - she looks like she just sucked back a cone, and got some water as well.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:19:19 EDT (#)
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hey!! someone won your ear at a fairground!
oh dash they missed.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:18:47 EDT (#)
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nergin below
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:09:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:45:55 EDT (#)
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You look so pretty when you smile like that.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:27:03 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:25:59 EDT (#)
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i hope what you're wearing is as ghetto fab as your earrings..ho!!LOLLZ
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:22:00 EDT (#)
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um.....i'm here for the gang bang.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:20:40 EDT (#)
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nice title
picture a bit peculiar
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:07:24 EDT (#)
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alrighty then. if you're horny just thinking about it, should we be worried about what'll happen once you begin writing it?
its 1am and I have 8 hours left sitting here. Please kill me.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:05:50 EDT (#)
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Your ear-rings look heavy.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:59:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:56:15 EDT (#)
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what happened to your face?
Your mom sat on it? Thank you, I'll be here all night.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:59:06 EDT (#)
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No, I'm going to write a sexy story for the Erotica contest. I'm horny just thinking about it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:56:29 EDT (#)
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was this your entry for that Erotica contest?
Hi Lisa.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:56:15 EDT (#)
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what happened to your face?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:54:53 EDT (#)
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ps. I'm gay and I love George Bush
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:51:02 EDT (#)
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Ready, go!