Photoshop Comp - entertain me damnit (529 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2008-04-04 09:17:18 EDT
Alright, there was a time on uber when photo shop competitions were somewhat frequent and almost always entertaining. it's quite simple really, you take the picture below and make it into something more entertaining than it currently is and after you post it post a link back here.
There's no prize or maybe i'll +2 some lowest rated posts for the winner or maybe i'll +2 everyone who posts just because every post gives me another opportunity to take a break from work.
here are some really horrible examples of my entries into past comps. i'm too lazy to find the actual comps but you might be able to from there.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79927
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58078
ok, so i know those are horrible but I never claimed to be good with photoshop, in fact, i only have fucking paint available to me here so that's what I was able to do. you are, or were anyway, a creative lot so I hope you can have fun with this picture.
fucking field fairies
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Doesn't look like yours took, tubster.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:49:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:54:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115934
Yeah it's crap, i know.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:14:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:02:35 EDT (#)
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That doesn't need photoshopping.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:12:32 EDT (#)
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haha shlong, nice work.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:03:54 EDT (#)
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I didn't know that Martin Short played footie.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:44:58 EDT (#)
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I'm a keeper DR, you do not need to preach to me. it was ironic or something.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:12:43 EDT (#)
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dear bradley, whilst I consider you to be one of the better posters on this site, I feel it necessary to take you to task on your slanderous field fairy slight.
I, as an Australian, have over the course of quite a few years participated in sport. I have had the benefit of playing the football - the game used with feet, and also some of the other handball variants. I stand here, worldy wise and a sportsperson with v-shaped abs, and hold you accountable.
Football is a game of skill. It requires deft touch and shinpads, an innate ability to not look at your feet while controlling the ball, and the need to make a telling pass or put a cracking shot past some panzer tank commander's grandson or leftover croat war criminal standing between a couple of sticks 8 yards wide and 8 feet high. The handball games are rather simplistic by comparison, I know I've played one. It's all about recycling ball, and any pretty boy who's just stuck a couple past The Southport School and has been called up for the first 15 because their bus broke down can fang down the wing and throw the ball over his shoulder when the defence looms over him like a dire wall of death. Throw the ball over your shoulder, wait for the outside centre to catch it, game on. No missing teeth, broken nose, nothing.
You still get to stand on the touchline pulling your shorts down across your thighs sucking in air pretending you're contributing when all you're really thinking about is what time is Combat on. You know that show about the g.i.'s in war-torn europe. well maybe you don't. It had a guy in it - vic morrow. okay forget it.
Anyway my kids reinforced exactly what I'm saying by pleading with me to let them play rugby this year, because "it's easier - you get to use your hands." Imagine if I told them in america you get to wear armour as well. And before you start I named my dog after a fucking nfl franchise.
Now. all this aside, if I get completely bored to death, I will probably compete in your stupid photoshop competition, because as an Australian, I am a competitor. We only supersize achievement.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:02:35 EDT (#)
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That doesn't need photoshopping.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:51:29 EDT (#)
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a lot of excellent things came from those old comps.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:22:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:54:03 EDT (#)
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The HUGE over-abundance of Photoshop contests (and photoshops done outside of any such competition) contributed heavily to the end of the golden era of Uber. Of course, this is just my opinion.
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True, but you do have to admit, some of them were pretty damn funny.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:20:48 EDT (#)
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Heheheheheheheehe Actually dont It might sting, also I had curry last night and that may cause some seriously nasty side effects
haha eeew
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:14:31 EDT (#)
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Anyway Em, I thought you were going home?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:14:00 EDT (#)
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Em. I dont go anywhere near my ass with anything myself. Thats what I 'Employ' the Small Cornish boy for, I'm an equal opps. slaver.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:09:42 EDT (#)
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drogo we all know you have your finger up your ass as you type
and when reading my posts
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:09:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:54:03 EDT (#)
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The HUGE over-abundance of Photoshop contests (and photoshops done outside of any such competition) contributed heavily to the end of the golden era of Uber. Of course, this is just my opinion.
don't think i can agree with that because at that same time there was tons of other content going on as well. just my opinion
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:07:44 EDT (#)
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Bite my puckered hole Em.
Heheheheheheheehe Actually dont It might sting, also I had curry last night and that may cause some seriously nasty side effects
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:55:45 EDT (#)
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Excuse me Drogo......
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How Very Dare You
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:54:03 EDT (#)
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The HUGE over-abundance of Photoshop contests (and photoshops done outside of any such competition) contributed heavily to the end of the golden era of Uber. Of course, this is just my opinion.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:44:39 EDT (#)
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No PS skillz and no PS at work...I vote for a baby being PS'd where the ball is.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:38:04 EDT (#)
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Yeah you tell um. I needs me some entertaining.
Christ it was so much easier at school when you could just go up to someone with a fragile grip on sanity and tell them that someone else had called them gayer than the gayest person ever known, probably EM or someone, and said that they would suit a nice Pink Smart car with pink fur interior and 'I'm a raving queer' written on the bonnet. and maybe a bumper sticker like 'Honk if you want a piece of my ass' or 'I'm known as a Wide Receiver'
Then just sit back and watch the fun.
It doesnt work so much here though.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no photoshop skillz.
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