Five Minute Post Comp. (395 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 1.62 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-04-04 11:06:08 EDT
This is how it works. As soon as you open the submit tab, you've got five minutes to write, get a title, and add any of the fancyness like bold or italicized text. Once it's up, you hit submit, no matter what you've typed. One round, no real moderation. Label it "Five Minutes of fun: " so we can find them.
This leaves little time for spell check or finding the perfect image to go with it, so we'll just exclude those altogether.
The idea is to have a short ADD-esq burst of things to read. Five minutes to type means it can't take much longer to read, even if you read slow. I want to be entertained in few minute bursts all day, until the work day is over. It ends at 5pm today. Anything else is just bonus points.
Well, my time is up, because I type slow.
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:22:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a fast typist and a creative genius, let's see what i can come up with.
good idea (btw, corn-nugget did this already and garciously gave us 15 minutes you cheap bastard)
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ahem
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-04 21:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:47:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice idea.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's her little known mexican giving gene.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOODNESS GARCIOUS
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a fast typist and a creative genius, let's see what i can come up with.
good idea (btw, corn-nugget did this already and garciously gave us 15 minutes you cheap bastard)
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK - so that's what all this is about. Got it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea.
Entry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115932
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just going to do it here as a review. I mean, do I really need more hits?
Aaaaaaaaaaand GO:
Danny's heart beat giant in its stupid cage, in part because of the adrenaline and fear that ran through him like a Nigerian in a marathon but also because he had his best friend's mom's tits in his hand.
"Oh my God, I have my best friend's mom's tits in my hand," he exclaimed proudly.
"I'm standing right here, Danny," said Mrs. Crawford very toplessly. "Don't just look at it, eat it."
And he did. Not literally of course. That would just be rude. But boy oh boy did he ever motorboat the fuck out of those twin giants, hanging there like big ol' fleshy pinatas from the branches of her collarbone trees. Danny had seen a porno or two in his nineteen years. He knew what the chicks wanted. Lots of tongue action, serious and direct like a terrorist's fart. Within seconds he had drenched her chest and stomach with his drool, which, I've got to say, is pretty gross.
They continued this foreplay for about two hours, Mrs. Crawford yawning and thinking about Desperate Housewives and Danny trying not to blow in his pants. The time came for penetration, and just as Danny was about to hit his mark and turn the stupid dream he'd had for the last nine years into a glorious MILFy reality, the house next-door exploded like a frog in a microwave. Glass and wood and shit was everywhere and Danny, his face - what was left of it - a mess of blood, teeth, hair and bone - fell dead atop Mrs. Crawford, sliding inside of her in the process. Bingo!
Sometimes natural gas really fucks things up for everyone.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,335370,00.html
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have nothing to give. I would love to join in but I find that I am so bored today that my, already shitty, brain has died a death.
I'm just too bored. So bored in fact that I saw a little un-bored person look over at me in my bored state and suddenly become so overcome with boredom that they died instantly looking really miserable and bored.
Even that didnt fucking cheers me up.
Ho hum may play with me bum.