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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-04-04 11:51:11 EDT
I type pretty fast cuz i'm a programmer so i'm just gonna type whatever floats through my mind with my limited english. i have a big pee pee envy so i have a problem concentrating right now. this morning i took a shit without wearing a shirt. i hate doing that. i need to have something covering my upper body when i take a shit or else it feels to real. then i fell asleep in the bus reading a book about the FLQ. it's pretty boring. last night i dreamt i had sex with the prostitute in the movie hitman codename 47. she's a slavic model of some sort. very pretty. i love her i think. i think i might even stalk her. like i stalk uberers. there's a fat guy who works near me. he eats those little plastic sticks that we use to stir coffee. he's like 5'2" and about 300 pounds. he tells me i must not be working out well if i have back problems. i look back at him and wonder how that notre-dame humpback can tell me this. my pissing envy is getting worse. i may even get a hard on now. i drank too much monster energy drinks. those really pump you up. not like cocaine though. i snorted cocaine twice last weekend. it was fun. i played pool with my brother. he's a fun guy but he takes himself a little too seriously. sometimes i wish he would just stfu. he tends to confuse monologue for dialogue. maybe i'm that annoying as well. i hope not. if that's the case i wish someone tells me before i die. my gf has a new haircut. kinda like the lolcat with the cantaloupe. i hated it but now i like it. my time is almost up. i'm getting nervous. what to write i ask myself? shit in the air, pipi sur le plancher, caca mou, fesse mouillée...hihnihi! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:24:58 EDT (#)
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Autism?
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-05 01:45:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:41:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:22:56 EDT (#)
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Here's a five minute challenge.
the Maginot Line
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That was funnier than the original post.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-04 21:54:13 EDT (#)
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ALLONS-Y HABITANTS!!!!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-04 21:37:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:46:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:34:21 EDT (#)
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Hey, sorry, man...I don't own a game program!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:57:20 EDT (#)
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actually it's other way around because Andre is a bear and he slaps too hard and i'm too worn for Phillipe afterward, so i prefer Phillipe for the preliminary ass slapping and i climax harder with old fat hairy men.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:27:12 EDT (#)
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You may have to wait your turn, Forensic...Andre is doing the ass slapping from 3-4pm, and I believe Phillippe has the 4 to 5pm shift.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:37:54 EDT (#)
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I WANNA SLAP YOU ON YOUR ASS, YOU QUEBECIAN FOOL!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:11:26 EDT (#)
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What's the sense in leaving -2's if you don't get pissed off about them?
Like McCallum.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:09:04 EDT (#)
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well i thought it was funny.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:08:31 EDT (#)
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thats almost every post i've ever made
just way more coherent
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:00:55 EDT (#)
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I prefer to shit without a shirt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:55:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:52:20 BST (#)
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this is automatic writing, what do you think.
i don't care about the zero. -2 spam my whole account if you want.
i just find funny the instant pernicious bitching after my comment on your post.
and you have a reputation for retaliating and crying a lot.
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Pretty dull
'pernicious' ?? jesus caul. Overreact much?
And as for the 'reputation' - I think you are at the very least exaggerating, and more likely utterly wrong.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:52:20 EDT (#)
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this is automatic writing, what do you think.
i don't care about the zero. -2 spam my whole account if you want.
i just find funny the instant pernicious bitching after my comment on your post.
and you have a reputation for retaliating and crying a lot.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:50:57 EDT (#)
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ah yes, the dreaded retaliatory 0!
Give over Caul, this is a blog entry.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:49:47 EDT (#)
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semis make Caul smile.
that made me smile.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:48:09 EDT (#)
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Far less enjoyable than a loki post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:46:24 EDT (#)
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this was pretty much a Loki post
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semi-retaliations make me smile
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:46:24 EDT (#)
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this was pretty much a Loki post
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:44:53 EDT (#)
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5 seconds response.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:29:57 EDT (#)
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i care.
i dunno who you are, but i certainly hope i've found another pathological liar. those are just the best on here.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:27:44 EDT (#)
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i'm bored and waiting until 5.30.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:26:52 EDT (#)
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i'm not sure what you're talking about, Flash.
i wonder why you're so persistent.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:24:45 EDT (#)
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do you want mono-syballic words you can understand, or something we can all enjoy?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:23:54 EDT (#)
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thank you I'm here all week.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:22:56 EDT (#)
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Here's a five minute challenge.
the Maginot Line
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:21:33 EDT (#)
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i confused you with that chick ophelia.
perhaps you're a guy. whatever.
go write us a 500-page novel under an hour.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:15:23 EDT (#)
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how did you know i was a woman?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:13:38 EDT (#)
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calm down or gtfo, miss typist extraordinaire.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:11:08 EDT (#)
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yes I lied to win the holiday, car and night with your mother... what, she's not included? well then, the dream is over.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:09:04 EDT (#)
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fascinating
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:09:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:04:04 EDT (#)
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and this is retalitory.
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don't be angry because someone knows you lie. it's not very mature.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:07:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:53:56 EDT (#)
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Aaah block of text!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:04:04 EDT (#)
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and this is retalitory.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:58:09 EDT (#)
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I have to keep myself from stalking someone too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:56:11 EDT (#)
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I skipped over that part where you smoked some pole.
Then, I skipped the rest of this mess.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:53:56 EDT (#)
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Aaah block of text!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:52:58 EDT (#)
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lol pure gold.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:52:48 EDT (#)
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i liked it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 11:51:51 EDT (#)
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i thought i typed faster than that. though in english it's a bit harder. hope i didn't make too much errors.