Five Minute Challenge: Eva Braun (652 hits)
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Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-04-04 13:24:58 EDT
The moment you entered the room
My heart began to pound
And everyone's eyes turned to you
But no one made a sound
Your every word was our command
Was it your charm or was it the shotgun in your hand?
You fired two shots in the air
In a captivating way
You needed a hostage to take
To make your ghetto's day
I knew all at once who it should be
You've already captured my heart
Why not take all of me?
PLEASE PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
They tell me it's not right
They tell me it's not real
They tell me it's a stress-induced reaction to the whole ordeal
They tell me that it's Stockholm syndrome
But I know it's really love
I cherish the time that we spend
In your cozy hideaway
Without any windows in sight
Who cares if it's night or day?
Dreaming our dreams, planning our plans
I wanted to hold you so much
If only you'd untie my hands
But I understand
They tell me it's not right
They tell me it's not real
They tell me it's a stress-induced reaction to the whole ordeal
They tell me that it's Stockholm syndrome
But I know it's really love
It's that feeling you get when you find something special
In someone that no one else sees
Everyone gives you their stupid advice
Saying, "You can do better!"
Or, "Run for your life!"
But I heard the sirens outside and I knew
That we had something special
This was the end
You ran out the back door
But I saw you crying
And I knew the cause of all your tears
Was our love...and not the teargas
Once it was just you and me
But I let you slip away
Now everyone's searching for you
The feds and the CIA
The secret is out, the story's unfurled
Your face is all over TV
You're the most wanted guy in the world
The whole world
Don't tell me it's not right
Don't tell me it's not real
Don't tell me it's a stress-induced reaction to the whole ordeal
Don't tell me that it's Stockholm syndrome
When I know that this time it's really looooooooove
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-02 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
huh.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:53:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:42:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good show
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:52:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:37:52 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:56:35 CDT (#)
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Thorns - I've never read any of your posts because I usually don't like song humor, but that was pretty fucking great. That might just be the me-love talking though.
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
You know, I *do* write real stories, too...actually the majority of my posts from the past three years AREN'T songs/parodies. I certainly won't pretend to be the greatest writer on here, but I'd like to think that some of my fiction ain't half bad.
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LIES!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:35:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:22:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:34:38 EDT (#)
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Oh do lighten up scourgey-poo, it's not like we're competing for Nobel prizes or anything. Are you really THAT anal?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:03:54 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm..I can't type 75 words per minute, let alone write a poem simultaneously. How do you do it Captain?
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It was an idea I've had floating around in my head for a few days, so I just spewed out what I had. Fortunately for me my job requires fast and accurate typing, took somewhere between five and six minutes total to type it out but w/o a second hand I couldn't say exactly how long it took. Didn't count the time to search on the image in that either.
Not that any of this really matters, important thing is that the quality of the front page improves today, right?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:28:33 EDT (#)
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yeah, what lish said...
here is mine, obviously written within time limits: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115933
you're such a fucking cheater, thorns
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:14:18 EDT (#)
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Hello... I didn't bother reading this...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:03:54 EDT (#)
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Hmm..I can't type 75 words per minute, let alone write a poem simultaneously. How do you do it Captain?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's not much better than hitlersexing
Because it's hilarious.
Now for size speculation.
If it was tiny, he was taking revenge on the world.
If it was massive, it gave him the confidence to have millins executed amd smile about it.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:02:20 EDT (#)
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This was neat.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:00:59 EDT (#)
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This works as a punk song or emo.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:59:39 EDT (#)
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hah...
That was what babel fish came up with for : SHOVE IT UP MY ASS, ADOLF.
Retranslated it means : PUSH IT UP MEAN DONKEY, ADOLF
Crazy Germans.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:57:30 EDT (#)
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SCHIEBEN SIE ES HERAUF MEINEN ESEL, ADOLF!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:54:53 EDT (#)
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Yeah, a cucumber and some twine.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:49:17 EDT (#)
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Did they HAVE strapons in the 40's?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:46:41 EDT (#)
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And let's not forget role-playing either...
"Oh YES! Spank me HARD you bad Jewish girl!"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:41:07 EDT (#)
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Ugh. Here's a thought....
They say powerful men in authority positions will actually desire to be dominated. I bet he was into the who submissive role.
I bet he liked to be spanked and cornholed with a strap on.
I betcha.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:38:31 EDT (#)
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Truth below. Bet she did it doggystyle so she wouldn't have to look at him.
Okay, I'm going to go wash my eyes with coffee grinds now.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:36:06 EDT (#)
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I didn't mean she was ugly. He is. But I meant it as in she was fucking one of the most sadistic fuckstains in history.
It had to be a horrible sight.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:33:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-04 12:30:47 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew @ the 2 of them having sex.
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She's not all that bad looking, for back in the day. Adolf, on the other hand...
Yeah Rob, five minutes give or take an indeterminate amount of seconds...I don't have a second hand on my desk clock. Who cares, this was fun.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:30:57 EDT (#)
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You did that in 5 mins, huh?
heh.
Hey, check out this trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8oLNVA64zs
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:30:47 EDT (#)
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Ew @ the 2 of them having sex.
Suppose they did it one more time before committing suicide in the bunker?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:26:54 EDT (#)
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