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Why I quit school.... (469 hits)

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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-04-04 14:56:10 EDT


Why I quit school.

Well for one in my take on it it is fucking bullshit. I have been screwed over more times than I can count.

They tell me take classes so I take em, they tell me take Honors so I do honors, they tell me to take extracurriculars and I take em', I play sports and I play em' then I get told that I have been denied because of I have too many units.

What the fuck? Too many units? oh, because I went to a private tech school that was not accredited. Oh, you mean it is now? so when I went there and tried to transfer I was told that non of my credits made sense. No one would take them so I was forced to go to a Jr. college and retake everything.

So after I did that and have a 3.3GPA, Honors certified, AA degree I'm being told that now you accept the credits just fucking 2 1/2 years ago you told me were worthless? ARE YOU BAT SHIT INSANE!!!!!!

Fuck school. Fuck this UC. Fuck a lot of things. I'm over this state and there bullshit red tape. I get no fucking FAFSA at all. While I'm eating cup of noodles and bullshit. While I see my fucking friends who are tools with fucking 2.1's and 2.2's getting into Cal's, Boston Colleges, USC's are some other great school because they play water polo? because they do fucking crew? because they played golf here?

While I slave and bust my balls playing baseball for these people and I have to fucking over earn everything. It's complete and utter bullshit.

Oh, my major of Phil and Bio. Yeah that's awesome. I refuse to go to a state school. Fuck that. I would rather drop out. ( I guess I have) only for the simple fact I could have gone to a fucking STATE SCHOOL AND PLAYED BALL A FUCKING YEAR AND A HALF AGO.

So if I go to a state school I basically wasted my fucking time here. I took all those fucking Honors fucking bullshit hard classes for no fucking reason. I took MATH 220, CALCULUS 2, FUCKING MICRO BIOLOGY, FUCKING BIO Statistics, fucking all that damn PHILOSOPHY for no fucking reason.

So fuck school. I have been accepted into a lot of schools but for right now I'm going to chill the fuck out for a good year and see what happens. Maybe work in a factory, or work a shitty waiter job and re-understand why school is important. Because right now it looks like happy horseshit. I did student senate, I did habitat, I fucking did business club, future doctors of tomorrow, future lawyers of tomorrow for what? to get rejected on a god damn technicality?

Fuck you, fuck school. Uber all those who are fucking wastes of space losers need to shut the fuck up. I have fucked more girls in 1 month than 3 of you added up have in you're entire lives.

Fuck I'm going for a long drive to the beach today. I may post a pic with fuck school, fuck uber, and fuck fafsa.

Well, blow me up uber its what you do best.

To those that have actually gone to a real school. That is prestigious how much shit did you do for a school and still not get accepted? fuck it, I'm over it.

Being a bum here I come!



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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-14 16:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this was painful.

Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2008-04-09 12:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't be bothered to read all of these

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 18:28:13 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've studied this retard's posts for months and I think I've got it...finally.

Perkman is electro's alter.


i called this months ago.


Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-07 21:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nah, I'm just pissed at the situation. I realized I should have just transfered a year ago. I basically wasted a year just sitting around, drinking, boozing, partying, fucking girls, kickin' it on the beach, and hanging out with my buddies.

Well it was a good year.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-07 20:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I have fucked more girls in 1 month than 3 of you added up have in you're entire lives"

You working in the burns ward again?

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Captain, I'm detecting large amounts of whinge in this sector."

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've studied this retard's posts for months and I think I've got it...finally.

Perkman is electro's alter.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I guess the lesson to be learned is that you can trust what people tell you. Do your own research, reach your own conclusions. In grade 9 or 10 or whatever, if you had looked at the entrance requirements for University and decided what to do in high school to get there, then you might be better off.

Had you phoned your colleges of choice and asked if you would be able to get transfer credits for these courses from your school, maybe you would've found out that your tech school's credits would be worthless. Then you would have a few years to get the correct credits to get into college.

Oh well, live and learn.

I just hope that you try to get advice from more than one person before you do anything that will impact the rest of your life. Don't trust the very first person who tells you what is best for you. Get a second opinion and evaluate all your options.

Good luck!

I hope you realize that school and becoming a doctor / lawyer / engineer is way better than being a waiter or delivery driver.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-07 15:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-05 01:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-09-24 19:48:02 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well Apollo. I am in like college. So we just sit around and get drunk, get high, do drugs, have big parties and try and nail chicks.

You're right it is damn fucking awesome hanging out with someone like me. I live it up.



lol

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Something tells me I do not need to read this to accurately rate it.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the fact that you only see your grades, as opposed to the whole of what you've learned explains a lot.

Directing your life by what "they" told you.



I've told you what to do a while ago. Is it really the fact that I'm an internet persona that stopped you from taking legitimate advice?

This is the last piece of advice you'll get from me, until you turn your life around.

Get your classes back. Tell them it was a horrible mistake, and that you regret it all.

Tell them that you've got problems with alcohol, and that it's the reason you've been struggling.

Then actually check into rehab. Alcoholics Anonymous has a 12 step program that'll help.

Get into shitty student housing, or a dormatory.

Finish the last month of the semester. Then transfer schools.

Learn both how to confront people, and how to deal with confrontation.

Don't repeat the same mistakes at the new place.


That is all for now.
-----------------
Werd

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why I don't care.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You give a good diatribe and you could here a tree fall in the woods.

-------------------------


This sentence is a pretty good indication of why you probably couldn't make it in "collage"
----------------

Yes, I believe it does have something to do with the fact that you are a colossal fucking idiot.
Can you here me? Hahahaha.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck are you talking about?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cock

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Philosophy is for time wasting twats, you cant learn something like that

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

does it matter that much which school you go in america?

i'm asking cuz with with the myriads of boomers leaving the labor force, degrees don't matter that much anymore (unless you don't have that demographic problem down the U.S.).

in my line of work, fucking delivery guys or construction workers improvize themselves IT consultants.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No offense, but you would be very lucky to get into a state school. Good luck with everything. You'll need it.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


WOO perks!

Good luck buddy.


Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the fact that you only see your grades, as opposed to the whole of what you've learned explains a lot.

Directing your life by what "they" told you.



I've told you what to do a while ago. Is it really the fact that I'm an internet persona that stopped you from taking legitimate advice?

This is the last piece of advice you'll get from me, until you turn your life around.

Get your classes back. Tell them it was a horrible mistake, and that you regret it all.

Tell them that you've got problems with alcohol, and that it's the reason you've been struggling.

Then actually check into rehab. Alcoholics Anonymous has a 12 step program that'll help.

Get into shitty student housing, or a dormatory.

Finish the last month of the semester. Then transfer schools.

Learn both how to confront people, and how to deal with confrontation.

Don't repeat the same mistakes at the new place.


That is all for now.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yes! that's him.

hey perkman, throw us a steak over that mountain.




Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You give a good diatribe and you could here a tree fall in the woods.

-------------------------


This sentence is a pretty good indication of why you probably couldn't make it in "collage"

You remind me of Napoleon Dynamite's uncle.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm not too sure why you feel compelled to justify your life choices on some obscure website.

i'm sure i don't give a shit though.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck right off, eh?

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

funny you say a few words on a post and people go bat shit insane.

You give a good diatribe and you could here a tree fall in the woods.

oh, well such is life. Fuck it'.

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

quit crying you fucking pansy. Boo hoo mommmy can't pay for you're stupidass to go to college?

You didn't get into a good school?

suck it up reject I couldn't afford a good school and I went to a state school and I did alright.

But I am a lot smarter than you shit stain.

Walk it off.

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fucking horseshit.


Bart: What religion are you?

Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

Homerpalooza