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ITS.......The Apollo's Birthday TToM Extravaganzalooza (600 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 1.82 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TToM: Gluten Free (View user info) at 2008-04-04 16:16:53 EDT




I wish Jpeg was still around, he was fun to poke fun at, the fat cunt              whee.JPG (260 kB)

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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 17:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wrong. sico may sometimes try too hard but he took a lot of shit and you know, I told him I wanted to try some Lucky Charms, he shipped me some out. No, no, no he has a heart of gold. You just couldn't see past the spelling mistakes and bad grammar.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-04-05 16:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You should've labeled everyone.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-05 16:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

where's my fuckin ttom character?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-05 16:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's no moon...

Happy Birthday Apollo! Here's to another year stuck in that blanched hairy hole of the US; Texas.



Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the eyes popping out cracked me up

Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 10:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The only word I have for this post is cute.

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-05 07:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

1.5 needs uber wimmenz

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-05 07:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-05 05:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-04-05 01:42:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't need to be "invited" to shit. i show up where i please.
------------
see

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-05 05:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:05:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why was Kracka invited?
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Home invasion

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-05 02:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto "tom comic" +2



Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-04-05 00:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got to the first pic of apollo (appropriately named for a planet sized head), and then i ROFLMAO'ed

Top notch old bean!

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-04 22:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more head.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-04 21:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if only it were true

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't need to be "invited" to shit. i show up where i please.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kracka is a mexican?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:05:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why was Kracka invited?
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racist

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why was Kracka invited?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lmao. I just opened it and saw the size of his head.

omigod omigod omigod

thats fucking funny.

Now to read.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEEED!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://ricflairfinance.com/ Awesome awesome awesome.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got in another one!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

could have done with a tad more head

thanks!



Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehehe

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's a good thing Shlongy constantly makes jokes about this fellow's ostensibly giant head, or I'd be in the dark yet again on an Uber related post.

+2 Lack of confusion

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am 99% certain that Shlongy started the whole "Apollo Giant head/inflato noggin" reindeer games way back in the fall of 2004, and it makes me extremely happy that this "legend" lives on 4 years later, and that all of Uber has enjoyed using it at every opportunity.

It's my one legacy that I leave for Uber.

OK, maybe 1 of 9.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Fucking. Awesome.


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are times I'm glad that none of you bastards know what I look like.

I call those times "waking hours".

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit, I laughed WAYYYY out loud.

Thankfully, I have my own office.

THAT HEAD!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry, was that tasteless? Oh well, what's done is done.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Today we celebrate the day apollo88's head irreparably damaged his mother's undercarriage.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MOOOOOOOOON


Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus?

Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album.

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