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5 minute challenge (491 hits)

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Rating: 1.12 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-04-04 16:55:07 EDT


I had 5 minutes to get the condom open before my dick got soft. I failed.

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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-06 19:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-06 02:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-06 02:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's "I have 5 minutes to cum once I put the condom on before my dick goes soft" with me. I often fail :(

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcSLtDEymd8

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-06 02:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's "I have 5 minutes to cum once I put the condom on before my dick goes soft" with me. I often fail :(

Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-06 01:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Viewing this post reminded me of the time somebody put no effort into their post. Oh wait, that was now.

BA DUM, TSSSH.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 15:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

forward.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 15:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it...

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 15:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

paaaaaaaaaaaying....

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 15:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

it's called playing 'Beat the Cock'.


god DAMNIT, i didn't make it in time...

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-04 22:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if i were a girl, i would have said my clitoris got soft before i could insert the diaphragm.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-04 22:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

pen_name, are you nympho (I think you're a girl, I remember a camwhore a while back, I think) or something? Every single one of your posts seems to involve sex in some way.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-04 20:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-04 19:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I HOPE YOU'RE HERE ALL WEEK

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ahhhh. The launch sequence was aborted. Hard cheese, old bean.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yup

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

made me smile: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115915

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all my jokes are becoming sexy-time jokes. don't know why

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ohh you, and your jokes about penises.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


FLACCID.

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wasn't that written on shlongy's hat?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

having looked at the definition, i can say that you are wrong monkey-man. i would have no trouble identifying rad parts from a huge pile of non-rad parts.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


FLACCID.


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Rad is gone, he exists now only as part of the gestalt

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I miss rad too

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this feels like a rad post. i miss rad.

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-04 16:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha


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